Tory and Ali screw with LOTR
Chapter 8- The Battle for Helm's Deep
Now I was more scared then before. I really think Tory was losing her mind. What a sicko. I can't believe she liked it. How gross!
Legolas and I walked down into the hall. I saw a look on his face like "oh my god I think I'm diseased for life."
"Something is wrong with her. I mean, why would she have even liked that?" I said.
"I don't know. Would you have?" he asked.
"No! I mean why I would want to kiss someone that almost made my bleed to death, I don't know? I mean, holding a sword to my neck and kissing me, no cool!"
"Oh. Did I look really shocked?"
"Yeah, I could say. But you looked really hot when you had your sword to his neck. That look is really good for you. If you weren't holding a sword, I would have kissed you there and then."
"Well, can we make up for that?" He asked me. What it meant, I didn't know.
"I guess so." Right after the words came out of my mouth, he pulled me close to him. Then he kissed me in a way that words could never explain. Oh my god, it was so good. He's so hot (drool).
After a long time of him kissing me, I looked around to see what was going on. Then I saw the sun set and something crossed my mind. The orcs were coming. I pushed Legolas off me and whispered in his ear "We must get ready. I must get to Tory."
"Can I come with you?" He said.
"No, I must go alone. But I will not be long." I ran in the direction that we had come for, dreading what I would see next. I flung open the door that Tory and Aragorn were behind, and saw them both on the floor. They would kissing like this was their last day together (it might be- I'm only kidding). "Sorry to break your little pow-wow chat thing, or whatever you were doing. But I need you right now Tory. Like this instance."
She got up looking saddened, and followed me out of the room.
"What do you want? We were just getting to the good part." She told me, looking mad.
"What? Know what, don't tell me. I don't want to know. I really think I'm going to be sick."
"Well get on with it then." She said, trying to rush me (grrr).
"Guess what?"
"What?" She didn't look anxious to hear what I had to say.
"Orcs are coming from Saruman, from Helm's Deep, ready to kill all in their path."
"I total forgot about the fight. We have to hurry so they can be ready." Tory explained, now getting into our conversation.
"Yeah. BY now the orcs probably just left Orthanac (Saruman's tower). They travel really fast, and by day." I told her.
"I know that already."
"Well sorry I forgot you memorized each of the series from cover to cover." I told her, starting to laugh at my own joke.
"Oh, you can laugh, but wait until I catch you." Only like a split second later, she started running after me. So, the smartest thing for me to do was RUN! As I ran I thought of who I should warn. Legolas? No, he won't understand. Aragorn? Defiantly not, I'm not stepping one step closer to him (lol). What about Théoden? That will work! Then I changed my course and started running to the hall. As we approached it, I paused but didn't find him. So I started running outside, hoping to find him. I pushed open the doors, and ran outside. Where could he be? I paused to look around, and fell flat on the ground. Tory was right next to me, and we started rolling down the steps. We stopped rolling, and I looked in front of me. We had stopped right into the feet of Théoden. Great, now he thinks we're stupid. Just what I didn't want when I needed to talk to him.
"Hello?" He said looking down upon us. I kept my eyes away from his, as long as I could.
"Hi! We need to talk to you. Like right now." I said to him, now starting to stand up.
"Ok, shoot."
"Well, from my calculations, there is about 10,000 orcs who just left Orthanac about fifteen minutes ago. Guess where they are headed?" I told him.
"Mordor?"
"No, you retard, they're headed here!"
"They were made for one purpose to destroy all liking men, woman and children." Thank you Tory! Now you want to talk.
"Well something must be done." I told him, trying to lead this conversation in the right direction. I could see Théoden was having a blonde moment, until his eyes lit up.
"Helm's Deep is where they are headed? Then we should be ready to fight! Let's go." Thank you for coming down to earth. Hope you enjoy you stay at Helm's Deep, for what we know you do not. Hold on to your hats.
~*~
Night started to come, as the rain started to fall. All man and boys were lined up in the hall, so they could get swords.
"Please everyone line up! Make sure you have five cents handy, because if you want to get a sword you must pay. But all most fight. I'm trying to make a profit here. Please don't line up all at once! These are valuable weapons found at Toys R us! Please no pushing!" Théoden said to a crowd of people not moving or pushing.
"Tory, look at them."
"Yeah, so?"
"So? They can't fight. I can see in their eyes that they are scared." I told Tory, not looking at her.
"Thank you captain obvious!"
"You don't like me because I'm in love with a really awesome, hot elf."
"Well, well, you're just jealous because I have a man to hang all over." She said trying to find the words to say it.
"Some man you got. He almost killed him. I'm sorry. But I think you're crazy. I'm leaving. I'm going to go find my hot elf. Goodbye!"
"I'm leaving too!" Tory called after me, but I didn't pay much attention to it. I walked into the hall to see Legolas talking to Aragorn. Aragorn turned his head, looked at me, and left Legolas all by himself. Thank you Aragorn!
"So, I heard what you and Tory did. Very impressive. I think you just saved Helm's Deep." He said as I approached. I leaned out and kissed him. I don't want to talk, just kiss me. Well that's what he did. For some reason I thought he was reading my thoughts, because he was looking at me in some way words could never tell.
"We must get ready." He said looking into my eyes. Blue eyes are great! I want contacts!!
"Ok, but I have to do something first." I left him, and started roaming around Helm's Deep. I was looking for Tory, but I think she found me first. I felt a tap on my right shoulder and I turned my head right, and then left. That was only something Tory would have done to me. I turned around. "Sorry." I said, now facing her. She gave me a look like I had taken the words right out of her mouth. "Let's go." I told her, and we started out for the wall.
~*~
Once we got to the wall, we lined up next to Legolas and Aragorn. I stood next to Aragorn and whispered. "Thanks." I said looking up at him.
"No problem. Thought it was Legolas who told me to go away." At that I laughed, and couldn't stop. We took our spots on the wall. About half a mile away I could see the orcs, running toward us. I could hear terrible noises from them. They approached at a great speed. Finally they stopped about ten yards from the wall. If you looked out, all you could see was a sea of orcs. Aragorn then shouted. "Weapons ready!" I took out my bow and arrow, and pointed it at one of the orcs.
"Hold on my count." Aragorn said. The orcs didn't move. It was like they were waiting for us to start this battle. But why wait, I do not know. All went silent. I was holding my breath, not daring to make a sound. It seemed like others were doing the same thing. Then I fell something swoosh passed my ear. It was an arrow that hit and orcs standing in the first row. The arrow hit the orcs neck, and he fell to the ground. Then it began. The orcs look annoyed, and yet angry. Then they started charging at us. Finally Aragorn yells, "Fire." You could hear hundreds and hundreds of arrows flying at the orcs. The first whole row fell flat on the ground. Then the next shift came.
"Fire!" Aragorn shouted, and arrows flow passed us. The orcs had ladders, they were using to try and get up on the wall. About fifty were on each ladder. There were about thirty ladders going up all at once. Then Aragorn yelled, "Charge!" I took out my sword, and was ready to fight. I could see Tory's staff lying on the ground, useless now. Then an orcs jumped out in front of me, and I cut its head off.
In the distance I could hear Legolas talking to Gimli. "Twenty four, twenty five." I guess Legolas and Gimli were playing a game of Who Can Kill The Most Orcs! I chopped another orc's head off, and looked at Tory and Aragorn. Aragorn seemed to know what he was doing. Chopping heads here and there. How cool! But Tory on the other hand was having some trouble. I think she was trying to recite what Legolas was saying when he was teaching us how to use a sword. I think she was forgetting lots of it. But in general, she wasn't doing so badly. Well, not really.
I took out my bow, and flung and arrow at one of the oncoming orcs. They smelled so bad. Like go take a shower or something. I heard and orc approaching and circled while my sword was stretched out. I went in a circle until I killed about ten orcs. How cool! Yay, I'm doing something. Then I could see one of the orcs approaching the wall with a torch. Aragorn was screaming at Legolas to kill him. But each arrow seemed to do nothing. Then about three seconds later, the whole wall burst into bits and pieces. I saw about thirty men fly into the air.
Just then, I felt someone pulling me. It was Legolas; he was trying to show me something. He picked up one of the shields that the orcs had. "Take this, and slide down those steps. I'll be coming down right after. So I slid the shield on the ground and jumped on it. I was shooting arrows as I slid down the steps. As I reached the bottom, I jumped off and took out my sword. I started chopping off orc heads. Shortly after I could see Legolas had make it down too. I didn't know were Tory or Aragorn was, I decided to keep chopping off orc heads. Then out of the corner of my eye I could see them getting up out of the puddle of mud they must have fallen into. Then I felt someone pull me again. It was Legolas, but this time he was pulling me to safety. To where I didn't know, but I just ran after him.
Chapter 8- The Battle for Helm's Deep
Now I was more scared then before. I really think Tory was losing her mind. What a sicko. I can't believe she liked it. How gross!
Legolas and I walked down into the hall. I saw a look on his face like "oh my god I think I'm diseased for life."
"Something is wrong with her. I mean, why would she have even liked that?" I said.
"I don't know. Would you have?" he asked.
"No! I mean why I would want to kiss someone that almost made my bleed to death, I don't know? I mean, holding a sword to my neck and kissing me, no cool!"
"Oh. Did I look really shocked?"
"Yeah, I could say. But you looked really hot when you had your sword to his neck. That look is really good for you. If you weren't holding a sword, I would have kissed you there and then."
"Well, can we make up for that?" He asked me. What it meant, I didn't know.
"I guess so." Right after the words came out of my mouth, he pulled me close to him. Then he kissed me in a way that words could never explain. Oh my god, it was so good. He's so hot (drool).
After a long time of him kissing me, I looked around to see what was going on. Then I saw the sun set and something crossed my mind. The orcs were coming. I pushed Legolas off me and whispered in his ear "We must get ready. I must get to Tory."
"Can I come with you?" He said.
"No, I must go alone. But I will not be long." I ran in the direction that we had come for, dreading what I would see next. I flung open the door that Tory and Aragorn were behind, and saw them both on the floor. They would kissing like this was their last day together (it might be- I'm only kidding). "Sorry to break your little pow-wow chat thing, or whatever you were doing. But I need you right now Tory. Like this instance."
She got up looking saddened, and followed me out of the room.
"What do you want? We were just getting to the good part." She told me, looking mad.
"What? Know what, don't tell me. I don't want to know. I really think I'm going to be sick."
"Well get on with it then." She said, trying to rush me (grrr).
"Guess what?"
"What?" She didn't look anxious to hear what I had to say.
"Orcs are coming from Saruman, from Helm's Deep, ready to kill all in their path."
"I total forgot about the fight. We have to hurry so they can be ready." Tory explained, now getting into our conversation.
"Yeah. BY now the orcs probably just left Orthanac (Saruman's tower). They travel really fast, and by day." I told her.
"I know that already."
"Well sorry I forgot you memorized each of the series from cover to cover." I told her, starting to laugh at my own joke.
"Oh, you can laugh, but wait until I catch you." Only like a split second later, she started running after me. So, the smartest thing for me to do was RUN! As I ran I thought of who I should warn. Legolas? No, he won't understand. Aragorn? Defiantly not, I'm not stepping one step closer to him (lol). What about Théoden? That will work! Then I changed my course and started running to the hall. As we approached it, I paused but didn't find him. So I started running outside, hoping to find him. I pushed open the doors, and ran outside. Where could he be? I paused to look around, and fell flat on the ground. Tory was right next to me, and we started rolling down the steps. We stopped rolling, and I looked in front of me. We had stopped right into the feet of Théoden. Great, now he thinks we're stupid. Just what I didn't want when I needed to talk to him.
"Hello?" He said looking down upon us. I kept my eyes away from his, as long as I could.
"Hi! We need to talk to you. Like right now." I said to him, now starting to stand up.
"Ok, shoot."
"Well, from my calculations, there is about 10,000 orcs who just left Orthanac about fifteen minutes ago. Guess where they are headed?" I told him.
"Mordor?"
"No, you retard, they're headed here!"
"They were made for one purpose to destroy all liking men, woman and children." Thank you Tory! Now you want to talk.
"Well something must be done." I told him, trying to lead this conversation in the right direction. I could see Théoden was having a blonde moment, until his eyes lit up.
"Helm's Deep is where they are headed? Then we should be ready to fight! Let's go." Thank you for coming down to earth. Hope you enjoy you stay at Helm's Deep, for what we know you do not. Hold on to your hats.
~*~
Night started to come, as the rain started to fall. All man and boys were lined up in the hall, so they could get swords.
"Please everyone line up! Make sure you have five cents handy, because if you want to get a sword you must pay. But all most fight. I'm trying to make a profit here. Please don't line up all at once! These are valuable weapons found at Toys R us! Please no pushing!" Théoden said to a crowd of people not moving or pushing.
"Tory, look at them."
"Yeah, so?"
"So? They can't fight. I can see in their eyes that they are scared." I told Tory, not looking at her.
"Thank you captain obvious!"
"You don't like me because I'm in love with a really awesome, hot elf."
"Well, well, you're just jealous because I have a man to hang all over." She said trying to find the words to say it.
"Some man you got. He almost killed him. I'm sorry. But I think you're crazy. I'm leaving. I'm going to go find my hot elf. Goodbye!"
"I'm leaving too!" Tory called after me, but I didn't pay much attention to it. I walked into the hall to see Legolas talking to Aragorn. Aragorn turned his head, looked at me, and left Legolas all by himself. Thank you Aragorn!
"So, I heard what you and Tory did. Very impressive. I think you just saved Helm's Deep." He said as I approached. I leaned out and kissed him. I don't want to talk, just kiss me. Well that's what he did. For some reason I thought he was reading my thoughts, because he was looking at me in some way words could never tell.
"We must get ready." He said looking into my eyes. Blue eyes are great! I want contacts!!
"Ok, but I have to do something first." I left him, and started roaming around Helm's Deep. I was looking for Tory, but I think she found me first. I felt a tap on my right shoulder and I turned my head right, and then left. That was only something Tory would have done to me. I turned around. "Sorry." I said, now facing her. She gave me a look like I had taken the words right out of her mouth. "Let's go." I told her, and we started out for the wall.
~*~
Once we got to the wall, we lined up next to Legolas and Aragorn. I stood next to Aragorn and whispered. "Thanks." I said looking up at him.
"No problem. Thought it was Legolas who told me to go away." At that I laughed, and couldn't stop. We took our spots on the wall. About half a mile away I could see the orcs, running toward us. I could hear terrible noises from them. They approached at a great speed. Finally they stopped about ten yards from the wall. If you looked out, all you could see was a sea of orcs. Aragorn then shouted. "Weapons ready!" I took out my bow and arrow, and pointed it at one of the orcs.
"Hold on my count." Aragorn said. The orcs didn't move. It was like they were waiting for us to start this battle. But why wait, I do not know. All went silent. I was holding my breath, not daring to make a sound. It seemed like others were doing the same thing. Then I fell something swoosh passed my ear. It was an arrow that hit and orcs standing in the first row. The arrow hit the orcs neck, and he fell to the ground. Then it began. The orcs look annoyed, and yet angry. Then they started charging at us. Finally Aragorn yells, "Fire." You could hear hundreds and hundreds of arrows flying at the orcs. The first whole row fell flat on the ground. Then the next shift came.
"Fire!" Aragorn shouted, and arrows flow passed us. The orcs had ladders, they were using to try and get up on the wall. About fifty were on each ladder. There were about thirty ladders going up all at once. Then Aragorn yelled, "Charge!" I took out my sword, and was ready to fight. I could see Tory's staff lying on the ground, useless now. Then an orcs jumped out in front of me, and I cut its head off.
In the distance I could hear Legolas talking to Gimli. "Twenty four, twenty five." I guess Legolas and Gimli were playing a game of Who Can Kill The Most Orcs! I chopped another orc's head off, and looked at Tory and Aragorn. Aragorn seemed to know what he was doing. Chopping heads here and there. How cool! But Tory on the other hand was having some trouble. I think she was trying to recite what Legolas was saying when he was teaching us how to use a sword. I think she was forgetting lots of it. But in general, she wasn't doing so badly. Well, not really.
I took out my bow, and flung and arrow at one of the oncoming orcs. They smelled so bad. Like go take a shower or something. I heard and orc approaching and circled while my sword was stretched out. I went in a circle until I killed about ten orcs. How cool! Yay, I'm doing something. Then I could see one of the orcs approaching the wall with a torch. Aragorn was screaming at Legolas to kill him. But each arrow seemed to do nothing. Then about three seconds later, the whole wall burst into bits and pieces. I saw about thirty men fly into the air.
Just then, I felt someone pulling me. It was Legolas; he was trying to show me something. He picked up one of the shields that the orcs had. "Take this, and slide down those steps. I'll be coming down right after. So I slid the shield on the ground and jumped on it. I was shooting arrows as I slid down the steps. As I reached the bottom, I jumped off and took out my sword. I started chopping off orc heads. Shortly after I could see Legolas had make it down too. I didn't know were Tory or Aragorn was, I decided to keep chopping off orc heads. Then out of the corner of my eye I could see them getting up out of the puddle of mud they must have fallen into. Then I felt someone pull me again. It was Legolas, but this time he was pulling me to safety. To where I didn't know, but I just ran after him.