Disclaimer: I do not own Legolas, nor do I want to. I just envy him!
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Legolas-Envy
I'm jealous of Legolas, I can't deny.
We all know I hate Legolas, so I won't even try.
I wish I had his long, silky hair,
Which shimmers like gold in the cool evening air,
His hair always set in divinely done braids,
Making him look like a gorgeous French maid.
With nary a single hair out of place,
Not even one scratch on his pale flawless face,
None can match this Elven beauty's heavenly grace.
In his long flowing gowns, through the palace, he'll mince,
Making him look more like a princess than a prince.
I envy him because, although Legolas may be a man,
Legolas will forever be more beautiful a girl than I am.
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A/N: So, what'd'ya think? I know. Sad, right? For both him and me. But oh-so-true! Haha! Well, thanks y'all for reading! And an extra thanks to those who review! ^_^