P.S. I don't own dbz. : :cries: :
"THOUGHTS"
"SPEAKING"
LAST CHAPTER:
"WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS", screamed the now red principal. Everyone(A.N. of course) pointed at Gohan.
"YOU DID THIS MR. SON", screamed the principal again.
"Um, yes", said Gohan feeling ashamed. There were all kind of emotions on the principal's face, shock, panic and then absolute anger.
"WHAT!!!!!!! FIRST YOU COME INTO TROUBLE WITH BRAD AND HIS FRIENDS AND NOW THIS. THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER."
"WHAT, nooooooooooooooooooooo. I'm dooooooooooomed", whimpered/screamed Gohan, turning pale. He could already see the terrifying frying-pan of doom coming towards his head.
CHAPTER 3
Videl watched as Gohan was practically sobbing about something, like Saiyan destruction and frying-pans. "He sure is strange. But how did he managed to break down the wall with a simple slam. Even my dad can't do THAT. ...Wait a minute, what's a saiy..something."
"Mr. Son, if you are through sobbing, please come with me so that I can call your mother", said mr. Switch the principal. He turned around and started walking towards his office.
"Ok." Gohan signed in defeat, this was his first day at school and he had already managed too break something. "I'm soooooooooooo doomed." Gohan signed again. And started walking after the principal.
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"So mr. Son, is there anything you want too say before I'll call your mother."
They were in the principals office now and mr. Switch didn't look to happy. He looked rather pissed of in that matter. "Well, duh. You just broke the freaking wall down and if I were him, I would be pissed", Gohan thought. "Um, yes I do actually. Could you tell my mom not to kill me wen I get home, please", asked Gohan nervous.
"Um, ok." Mr. Switch sweatdropped. He picked up the phone and called the Son-residence.
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"GOTEN, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU. YOU-CAN-NOT-EAT-DIRT', yelled Chichi at her 4 months old son.
"Hihihi, wunny", Goten giggled mouth covered with dirt. Chichi signed, she would never know why Goten liked dirt so much. Just than the phone ranged.
RING RING RING.
"Hello, Son-residence. Chichi speaking."
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"Hello, ms Son. This is mr. Switch of Orange Star Elementary school."
"WHAT DID HE DO. IS MY POOR BABY HURT. DID HE KILLED SOMEBODY, BECAUSE IF HE DID. HE'S GROUNDED FOR A MONTH." Mr. Switch, who had the phone near his ear when she had started too scream, was now half deaf. "Ms Son, please calm down. I'm calling, because your son broke the wall down. And no, nobody got hurt."
It was quiet on the other line for a moment and then. "HE DID WHAT." "Ms son, would you please stop screaming", said mr. Switch, who was now thinking that this woman was insane. But Chichi didn't hear him, she just kept on yelling. "THAT'S IT, I'M COMING TO GET HIM." "But ms Son, you life too far away. It will take you at least 5 hours to get here", said mr. Switch panicking, he wouldn't want someone as grazy as this woman coming to his school.
Chichi signed, she knows the principal was right. then she suddenly got an idea. "Ok, I guess your right." mr. Principal signed in relief. He had won. "But I'm sending a friend of mine over there so she can lecture him, she lives close by, so"
"Um ok, and who is this person?", asked mr. Switch curious.
"Bulma, Bulma Briefs."
Mr. Switch froze, was she talking about The Bulma Briefs. That would mean Gohan also knows Bulma Briefs.
The moment that Gohan had picked up Bulma's name with his saiyan hearing, he paled. "Oh no, not Bulma. That means that I will be lectured by Bulma first and later by mom.
I'm sooooooooo doomed. ...Hm, I'm saying that a lot today."
"Ok, then. I'll call Bulma so that she will be right there. Goodbye mr. Switch", said Chichi hanging up so that she could call Bulma.
"Um, goodbye ms Son", said mr. Switch hanging up too. "Ok, mr. Son, your mother sending a friend over here to lecture you. So long she isn't here, you can go to the cafeteria and wait for her there. Because I got other things to do, like announcing that The Bulma Briefs is coming to our school and we have to make a good impression on her", said mr. Switch in a happy voice at the last part. Gohan signed and started walking out of the office, while mr. Switch was making a happy dance. "At least Vegeta isn't coming", Gohan thought as he stepped out of the office.
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Meanwhile Chichi was calling Bulma's house. "Hello, Bulma speaking."
"Hi Bulma, it's Chichi. I need you to do me a favour", Chichi said while crossing her fingers.
"Um, sure. What is it", asked a curious Bulma.
"Well, Gohan got in trouble at school, but for me it is a 5 hour car drive. So I was wondered if you can go too his school and lecture him on what he had done", said Chichi hoping that Bulma would go.
"I would, if I could Chichi. But I'm kind of busy right now."
Chichi signed.
"But I can send Vegeta."
"I don't know Bulma, I don't want your husband to destroy the place. Are you sure?"
"Of course I am. I'll make sure that he doesn't blow the place up."
"Ok Bulma. If you say so."
"Ok then , it's settled. Bye Chi", Bulma said while hanging up.
"Bye Bulma", said Chichi hanging up too. "I hope that everything will go ok."
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"Oh Vegeta", Bulma said sweetly while walking into the living room, were her husband was watching t.v.
"Whatever it is woman, I won't do it", Vegeta said roughly. He knew whenever his wife got that tone in her voice, it couldn't mean anything good.
"Now, now Vegeta, why would you think that I want you to do something for me", asked Bulma innocently.
"Because, you always get that tone in your voice when you want something."
Bulma signed. "Ok Vegeta, I will come straight to the point."
"That's first", Vegeta said sarcastically.
"Oh hush you. Gohan got in trouble at school, so Chichi called if I could go. But I'm busy at the moment, so can you go to Orange Star Elementary school and lecture Gohan on what he did."
"No, and you can't make me. Besides, what did Kakarot's first brat do anyway."
"I don't know, she didn't tell me. And yes, I can make you. Because if you don't, I won't make the GR next time you break. Plus you will eat all of my cooking for a month."
"WHAT, WOMAN. YOU CAN'T DO THAT", Vegeta said glaring at his wife.
"Oh yes, I can do that. Now be a good prince and go to Gohan."
"Fine", Vegeta said in defeat. He knew he could never win from his woman. But he could always try, couldn't he? He smirked. "Hump, at least she didn't say anything about blowing the place up."
Bulma saw Vegeta's smirk. "And NO blowing up, or beating the crap out of people in that matter. Or I'll whack you with my frying-pan of demise", Bulma threatened, she it was THE perfect weapon against a Saiyan.
Vegeta visibly paled. No one, especially a Saiyan, could go up against the all mighty frying-pan of demise. Not even the prince of all Saiyans.
"DARN THAT WOMAN." "Fine, were is this Orange Star Elementary school anyway."
"I don't know. Just search for his energy level and you'll find him."
"Fine." With that Vegeta started powering up.
"And remember Vegeta, NO blowing up stuff and beating the crap out of people or you'll know the consequences."
Vegeta growled at her and blasted of threw the building.
"He really should stop doing that. Does he even knows how much it costs to repair a wall."
Now Vegeta was on his way too Orange Star Elementary school. Where he would beat-eeehh- lecture Gohan on what he did. The announcement that Bulma Briefs was coming was about 5 minutes ago. But Gohan who had already sensed that Vegeta had blasted of and was coming his way, knew that Bulma wasn't coming. But a certain arrogant prince instead. Gohan hit his head on the table were he was currently was sitting on.
Which he broke.
"Ah great, what else could go wrong today."
"Ahem, attention students. Sorry for the short notice, but THE WORLDS GREATEST CHAMPION HERCULE SATAN is coming to OUR school. So you are all excused from class to come and wait outside for mr. Satan AND of course ms Briefs. Have a nice day, I know I will", with that the principal went off the intercom.
"The school is doomed, not to mention that idiot bafoon mr.satan", Gohan thought. "Well, I'll better get going if I wanna stop Vegeta from killing mr. Satan over his own stupidity." With that Gohan stood up, leaving the crumbled table behind.
When he got outside the entire school was there. And who would blame them it wasn't everyday that the famous Bulma Briefs AND Hercule Satan were coming too your own school. The entire school looked up as they heard a helicopter. There was the helicopter of the 'great' mr. Satan. Hercule, being the dumb-ass that he is, jumped out of the helicopter and landed not so nicely. The whole school looked at him, not knowing if it was an accident or part of his act. Gohan, who had trouble holding his laughter, was trying his best to hold it in.
"AHAHAHAHAHA, fooled ya, didn't I", said mr. Satan getting up quickly, trying to hide that he was in serious pain. Everybody had started cheering, except for Gohan and Videl. Gohan because he didn't like mr. Satan and Videl because she thought he was making an ass out of himself.
"WHAT IS THAT LAME EXCUSE OF A FIGHTER DOING HERE."
Everyone looked were they thought they heard the voice was coming from. Some of the students passed out, when they saw a short man in spandex with gravity diving hair hovering in the air.
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