The Secret Grand Adventures of the Beacon Boys
A secret grand fanfiction by Howard & PortaPotty
Prologue
Once, long ago, on top of some Mountain in the Mountains lived the Beacon Boys. Dorian and Finn resided in a small hut for two purposes and two purposes only. The first and most important purpose was to do their duty, to light the beacon of the Mountain in the Mountains. The other was to have secret grand adventures to share with all of Middle Earth. I, Dorian son of Whorian, shall record in great detail the adventures of my companion, Finnegan, son of Shimmenegan, and myself, Dorian, son of Whorian.
And just for the record, I am recording our secret grand adventures completely free of biasness, so any arguments I become engaged in with my companion, Finnegan son of Shimmenegan, will be void of any personal opinions.
And just for the record, Finn is a big fat homosexual and I hate him.
We are the Beacon Boys, and this is our story.
A secret grand fanfiction by Howard & PortaPotty
Prologue
Once, long ago, on top of some Mountain in the Mountains lived the Beacon Boys. Dorian and Finn resided in a small hut for two purposes and two purposes only. The first and most important purpose was to do their duty, to light the beacon of the Mountain in the Mountains. The other was to have secret grand adventures to share with all of Middle Earth. I, Dorian son of Whorian, shall record in great detail the adventures of my companion, Finnegan, son of Shimmenegan, and myself, Dorian, son of Whorian.
And just for the record, I am recording our secret grand adventures completely free of biasness, so any arguments I become engaged in with my companion, Finnegan son of Shimmenegan, will be void of any personal opinions.
And just for the record, Finn is a big fat homosexual and I hate him.
We are the Beacon Boys, and this is our story.