Disclaimer: I own neither the roles which the Inu gang plays, or the Inu gang.... Any questions talk to moi.... though u should have none... -_-

Author Note: Making all future sorries for all future grammer and spelling mistakes, and anything else. Typing demons like me a little more than they should.... ^_^;;

Short Play: Mythical Gods

Roles:

Kagome: Iris (Messenger between Gods and Humans)

Inuyasha: Ares (God of War)

Shippo: Cupid (He's just Cupid)

Sango: Aphrodite (Goddess of Love)

Miroku: Dionysus (God of Wine, in other words, he's always plastered)

Setting: After some battle, which the Gods won. In some room in the Gods' home place.

"Give me my sword!" Inuyasha bellowed. "We must kill them all!"

"No! We must drink in the joy of our victory!" Miroku raised his cup and then gulped it down. "Nothing better than a nice Ale, to remember a Great Victory!"

"Don't you two think of anything else except drinking and killing?" Sango said delicately, laying on a sofa type of furniture.

"Well, yes, Aphrodite. I think of how gorgeous you are! You know I think that," Miroku went on.

"Oh shut up! Just give me a drink." Sango stuck her hand out, then a glass of wine appeared in the outstretched hand.

"There you are my lovely Aphrodite!"

"Would you shut up! We must kill all those who oppose us!" Again Inuyasha bellowed, this time raising his sword.

"Put that down Ares. If you don't I'll make you fall in love!" Shippo smiled evilly, pulling out an arrow and bow.

"Ha, like you can ensnare me in such a feeble attempt!" Inuyasha laughed at Shippo. Just then a woman walked in the room.

"Ares, what have you done now? Poor Cupid, having to defend himself..." Kagome smiled.

"Oh Iris! He's just so violent!" Shippo flew over to Kagome.

"Feh. I'm tired of this little rodent. I'll dispose of him, and then I will finish off the enemy's troops!" Inuyasha came up on Shippo, who was ready with his arrow. He then shot it at Inuyasha.

"I got ya!" The arrow hit Inuyasha in the side.

"You pest!" Inuyasha brought his hand up to hit Shippo on the head when,...

"Stop it!" Kagome yelled. "He was just defending himself!"

All the while both Sango and Miroku were laughing, drinking, and watching the other three.

"Better get on to business. The humans have decided to surrender, so there is no need for you to kill them." Kagome said sternly. Inuyasha looked at her, for the first time that day, and melted.

"Iris, I love you!" Inuyasha said, grabbing her hand.

"Oh please. You say that every time I come here. Better get going. Bye Cupid!" She turned to leave, "See ya Aphrodite, Dionysus! And someone cure Ares." Kagome then walked out of the room. Inuyasha started to run after her.

"My love! You must not leave! For I shall die if anything happens to you! Come back my love!"

Sango looked at him, "Always having to fix you, never learn!" She then flicked her wrist, and Inuyasha stopped abruptly.

Inuyasha turned red with rage, "Again!? Cupid, you will die!" Inuyasha started to chase Shippo again, sword raised high.

"But we all know that you truly love her, Ares!" Shippo chanted as he ran.

"Time for a drink! Not a time any better!" Miroku moved his index finger and the room was filled with glasses of wine and ale.

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