Disclaimer: Again me no own the Mythical Gods, or Inu Yasha
Author Note: Making all future sorries for all future grammer and spelling mistakes, and anything else. Typing demons like me a little more than they should.... ^_^;;
Short Play: Mythical Gods II
Roles:
Kagome: Iris (Messenger between Gods and Humans)
Inuyasha: Ares (God of War)
Shippo: Cupid (He's just Cupid)
Sango: Aphrodite (Goddess of Love)
Miroku: Dionysus (God of Wine, in other words, he's always plastered)
Setting: One wonderfully peaceful day within the lands of the Gods....
"Oh! My dear Aphrodite!!" Miroku said, in a slurred speech that screamed way too much alcohol, as he stratled the also plastered Goddess of Love, Sango. "Oh how I have missed you so! These long years!! Oh so much pain!" He grabbed at his heart. Then acted like he had fainted, and fell from the lounge couch.
"Oh for the sake of Zues! Get a freaking Wall!" Inuyasha shouted from across the room. He pointed toward the middle of the walk way a couple feet from the two drunks. "And put it right there!"
Miroku swung around, staggering as he stood. "Jealous, my dear chap?" He snapped.
"Not in the least! I have no time to think about women, no reason to at all as it is!" Inuyasha paused, and frowned in thought. "Plus, I have many a battle stradegy to think up! And for your infomation, you saw Aphrodite yesterday..."
"You lie!" Miroku swung back to Sango. "It has been years since I've seen her beautiful skin! And her..." Miroku's eyes got stuck where they shouldn't have. Causing his picture to move, and a slap across his face to waken him. "My dear..."
"Dionysus, you pig! How could you, to think that I..." Sango stopped suddenly and looked over at Inuyasha quickly. Making sure he didn't see her glance his way.
"I am a genius!" Shippo piped up from the other side of the room. "I knew they couldn't resist each other..."
Inuyasha burst into laughter, "At least... at least it's... it's not me... me this tiME!! Cupid you are genius!"
Just then Kagome walked in, her daily check in with the Gods had come...
Inuyasha stopped laughing. He glared at her. "What d'you want wench?"
Kagome ignored him totally. "What did I hear about the young Cupid being genius?"
Sango and Miroku had totally forgot that they were fighting were locking lips while the other three ignored them. Until Kagome glimpsed over at them and exclaimed, "OH!!!" She ran up to Shippo and hugged him out of breath. "Wonderful, wonderful!"
"I know Iris!! I love my job! Bringing love to the world!" Shippo glared at Inuyasha.
"What pip-squeak?" Shippo grinned, and pulled back and shot again. Hitting Inuyasha straight in the forehead. "Same old trick Ares!! You always fall for it! It's like you want me to force you to love Iris!!"
"Oh Cupid! Fix him! I can't have --" Iris was cut of by Inuyasha grabbing her hand.
"My dear. Have I told you how beautiful you are today? Or how glorious you smell?" Kagome turned a dark shade of pink. Shippo giggled to himself. Running away from both couples. His evil deeds had brought wonderful life for them all, or so he thought.
3 Hours later....
"You are so dead!!! AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!! Until your Immotal powers are no longer taking affect and you can no longer live!!! You evil fiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you humiliate me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha bellowed at she swung his huge sowrd at the poor defenseless Shippo.
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Peoples review reivew!!! I want at least 5 more reviews!! PLZ!!!! I can spit these things out like, uhh.... I can words!! maybe.. but I can get another chapter to you fast... if... if... I get the reviews I want!!! PLZ!!!! REVIEW REVIEW!!!! THANKIES ^_^
Author Note: Making all future sorries for all future grammer and spelling mistakes, and anything else. Typing demons like me a little more than they should.... ^_^;;
Short Play: Mythical Gods II
Roles:
Kagome: Iris (Messenger between Gods and Humans)
Inuyasha: Ares (God of War)
Shippo: Cupid (He's just Cupid)
Sango: Aphrodite (Goddess of Love)
Miroku: Dionysus (God of Wine, in other words, he's always plastered)
Setting: One wonderfully peaceful day within the lands of the Gods....
"Oh! My dear Aphrodite!!" Miroku said, in a slurred speech that screamed way too much alcohol, as he stratled the also plastered Goddess of Love, Sango. "Oh how I have missed you so! These long years!! Oh so much pain!" He grabbed at his heart. Then acted like he had fainted, and fell from the lounge couch.
"Oh for the sake of Zues! Get a freaking Wall!" Inuyasha shouted from across the room. He pointed toward the middle of the walk way a couple feet from the two drunks. "And put it right there!"
Miroku swung around, staggering as he stood. "Jealous, my dear chap?" He snapped.
"Not in the least! I have no time to think about women, no reason to at all as it is!" Inuyasha paused, and frowned in thought. "Plus, I have many a battle stradegy to think up! And for your infomation, you saw Aphrodite yesterday..."
"You lie!" Miroku swung back to Sango. "It has been years since I've seen her beautiful skin! And her..." Miroku's eyes got stuck where they shouldn't have. Causing his picture to move, and a slap across his face to waken him. "My dear..."
"Dionysus, you pig! How could you, to think that I..." Sango stopped suddenly and looked over at Inuyasha quickly. Making sure he didn't see her glance his way.
"I am a genius!" Shippo piped up from the other side of the room. "I knew they couldn't resist each other..."
Inuyasha burst into laughter, "At least... at least it's... it's not me... me this tiME!! Cupid you are genius!"
Just then Kagome walked in, her daily check in with the Gods had come...
Inuyasha stopped laughing. He glared at her. "What d'you want wench?"
Kagome ignored him totally. "What did I hear about the young Cupid being genius?"
Sango and Miroku had totally forgot that they were fighting were locking lips while the other three ignored them. Until Kagome glimpsed over at them and exclaimed, "OH!!!" She ran up to Shippo and hugged him out of breath. "Wonderful, wonderful!"
"I know Iris!! I love my job! Bringing love to the world!" Shippo glared at Inuyasha.
"What pip-squeak?" Shippo grinned, and pulled back and shot again. Hitting Inuyasha straight in the forehead. "Same old trick Ares!! You always fall for it! It's like you want me to force you to love Iris!!"
"Oh Cupid! Fix him! I can't have --" Iris was cut of by Inuyasha grabbing her hand.
"My dear. Have I told you how beautiful you are today? Or how glorious you smell?" Kagome turned a dark shade of pink. Shippo giggled to himself. Running away from both couples. His evil deeds had brought wonderful life for them all, or so he thought.
3 Hours later....
"You are so dead!!! AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!! Until your Immotal powers are no longer taking affect and you can no longer live!!! You evil fiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you humiliate me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha bellowed at she swung his huge sowrd at the poor defenseless Shippo.
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Peoples review reivew!!! I want at least 5 more reviews!! PLZ!!!! I can spit these things out like, uhh.... I can words!! maybe.. but I can get another chapter to you fast... if... if... I get the reviews I want!!! PLZ!!!! REVIEW REVIEW!!!! THANKIES ^_^