AN: I present for your enjoyment more of my wonderful barman. I dedicate all his appearances to Ishandahalf and Calliann who love him almost as much as I do.

Disclaimer: He's mine but if you ask really, really nicely I might share him. Recognisable characters belong to Marvel.

Bar Talk part 2

There was a little excitement earlier this week, some silly little guy came in spouting off about mutants being the 'spawn of the devil' and 'tainting the world'. The fuzzy kid -- Kurt I think his name is -- gave the guy the fright of his life.

He appeared in a cloud of sulphur and smoke right in front of him, eyes glowing yellow, fangs bared. The guy screamed himself silly and whirled round to find Rogue and Remy standing before him, the red in their eyes glowing faintly in the dim light, wicked smirks on their faces.

The guy must have been at least six foot and built like a house, so you can imagine my amusement when he fled screaming like a little girl from three kids I personally know to be harmless. All their drinks were on me after that, and boy did they take advantage of that.

Maybe it's something to do with their powers but Rogue and Remy always seem to be able to hold their drink better than the others, not that they don't get drunk mind you, it just takes them a little longer. That Kitty girl is the funniest drunk though, she gets even more valley-girl than usual and giggles like anything, then she dances. She's normally a great dancer but when she's drunk… well you gotta see it too believe it. Then there's the singing. That girl cannot sing to save her life, but she tries, bless her, she really tries.

Well, my break's over now so I gotta get back to work. We'll talk later.

Some inane insight into the lives of the younger X-Men. I just love writing these bit's cos I can put in silly little things that have nothing to do with the plot.