AN: A mini Ishandahalf birthday cameo here, I hope you like it but if you don't I'll change it for you.
Disclaimer: Recognisable characters belong to Marvel.
Bar Talk part 2
Well nothing really interesting has happened lately, the kids are away somewhere, well its either that or they've started going to another bar. God I hope not, then where would I get my amusement?
I still remember the first time Kurt turned his image inducer thingy off here. He was drunk, those kids always seem to be drunk, and he'd been having problems with Amanda -- they sorted them out thank god -- and he came to me for a shoulder to cry on, which I provided -- it's part of the job y'know. At first what he was saying seemed like nonsense, something about her parents not 'digging the fuzzy dude' or whatever, I don't remember the exact words, then he said started on about blue being her favourite colour. I have to admit that by this time I was beginning to think he'd had a little too much to drink. Then he pushed a button on his watch and I was face-to-face with a blue fuzzy demon.
The ripple of fear that spread through the crowds, and even me for a moment, wasn't funny at the time considering how hurt Kurt looked at their reactions, but looking back now and remembering the looks on their faces can provide hours of entertainment for the both of us, especially when those same people offer to buy him drinks simply cause he's such a likeable guy.
Well I really gotta go now but before I do I have one thing left to do, come on everybody join in, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Ishandahalf, Happy Birthday to you. I'm afraid we don't have a gift for you so I'll come and visit you and give you a birthday kiss instead.
Bye now.
God how I hate you right now Ishandahalf, he's never offered to kiss me y'know, and I created him, he wouldn't be here if it weren't for me. Well, enjoy it while you can, his relationship is looming on the horizon.
Disclaimer: Recognisable characters belong to Marvel.
Bar Talk part 2
Well nothing really interesting has happened lately, the kids are away somewhere, well its either that or they've started going to another bar. God I hope not, then where would I get my amusement?
I still remember the first time Kurt turned his image inducer thingy off here. He was drunk, those kids always seem to be drunk, and he'd been having problems with Amanda -- they sorted them out thank god -- and he came to me for a shoulder to cry on, which I provided -- it's part of the job y'know. At first what he was saying seemed like nonsense, something about her parents not 'digging the fuzzy dude' or whatever, I don't remember the exact words, then he said started on about blue being her favourite colour. I have to admit that by this time I was beginning to think he'd had a little too much to drink. Then he pushed a button on his watch and I was face-to-face with a blue fuzzy demon.
The ripple of fear that spread through the crowds, and even me for a moment, wasn't funny at the time considering how hurt Kurt looked at their reactions, but looking back now and remembering the looks on their faces can provide hours of entertainment for the both of us, especially when those same people offer to buy him drinks simply cause he's such a likeable guy.
Well I really gotta go now but before I do I have one thing left to do, come on everybody join in, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Ishandahalf, Happy Birthday to you. I'm afraid we don't have a gift for you so I'll come and visit you and give you a birthday kiss instead.
Bye now.
God how I hate you right now Ishandahalf, he's never offered to kiss me y'know, and I created him, he wouldn't be here if it weren't for me. Well, enjoy it while you can, his relationship is looming on the horizon.