(backstage)
S- Hey all. Welcome to the Christmas episode of Star Chat!
L- Yeah, we invited as many people as we could think of to our party
(John rushes in)
J- Sorry I'm late. Man it looks like the North Pole exploded in here, oh eggnog!
S- Uh, I wouldn't if I were you
L- Yeah Lando spiked it with Corellian Brandy
J- Oh so thats why Luke is so buddy buddy with the Emperor
LS- So the guy cuts my hand clean off and then tells me he's my farther! Can you believe it?
EP- But he is your farther.
J- Did I miss opening the presents?
L- A few people just started
(Points to Jaina and Jacen near a Christmas tree)
JS- Here Jacen this is for you
Jacen- And this is for you.
(they unwrap them)
Jaina- A flight suit!
Jacen- A Jedi robe!
Together- THANKS!
S- And Obi-Wan just gave Anakin his present
AS- Oh master, you shouldn't have. What is it?
OW- It's a cord, you attach one end to your lightsaber hilt and the other to your belt, that way you cant lose your weapon.
AS- Thank you master.
J- Wow, everyone showed up huh?
S- Even Jabba
JH- Han my boy, since its Christmas I'll lower the bounty on your head until the New Year.
HS (sarcastically)- Jabba you'd make a wonderful human being!
J- Uh, how long has Jar Jar been standing under the mistletoe?
L- All day!
(C-3PO walks under the mistletoe)
JJ- OH BOY!
(Jar Jar kisses him)
C3PO- Oh My! I do so hate this holiday!
(A young Boba Fett runs over to the table)
BF- Oh boy! Is this sticky pudding?
L- I think so
BF- I love sticky pudding!
(takes a handful)
BF- HEY WHAT?!? I stuck! Help I'm stuck to the sticky pudding!
(Chewie is trying not to laugh as he nonchalantly pushes a bucket of glue under the table with his foot)
S- Hey where's Padmé?
J- Here she comes!
PA- Hey everyone, its snowing!
L- Anyone else feel a song about to start?
LOS (singing)- Oh the weather on Hoth is frightful
LS (singing)- And the Sith are so spiteful
HS (singing)- As long as we've no Death Star to blow
All (singing)- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
S- Oh boy
L- It isn't going to stop is it?
J- doubtful
Jacen (singing)- Dashing through space lanes
Jaina (singing)- In a one man snubfighter
Anakin Solo (singing)- O'r the skips we go strafing all the way
Tahiri (singing)- Warning tones ring
Luke (singing)- For the failing shields
Han (singing)- Oh what fun it is to turn skips into space dust! OH
ALL (singing)- Jingle Bells, Shimrra smells! Tsavong Lah lost a leg! The World Brain, made it rain and the Jedi got away! Hey!
(everyone keeps singing)
J- Well I guess thats it for today
L- Yep, so from our screwed up family to yours
S- We hope you all have happy and safe holidays
All- HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!
S- Hey all. Welcome to the Christmas episode of Star Chat!
L- Yeah, we invited as many people as we could think of to our party
(John rushes in)
J- Sorry I'm late. Man it looks like the North Pole exploded in here, oh eggnog!
S- Uh, I wouldn't if I were you
L- Yeah Lando spiked it with Corellian Brandy
J- Oh so thats why Luke is so buddy buddy with the Emperor
LS- So the guy cuts my hand clean off and then tells me he's my farther! Can you believe it?
EP- But he is your farther.
J- Did I miss opening the presents?
L- A few people just started
(Points to Jaina and Jacen near a Christmas tree)
JS- Here Jacen this is for you
Jacen- And this is for you.
(they unwrap them)
Jaina- A flight suit!
Jacen- A Jedi robe!
Together- THANKS!
S- And Obi-Wan just gave Anakin his present
AS- Oh master, you shouldn't have. What is it?
OW- It's a cord, you attach one end to your lightsaber hilt and the other to your belt, that way you cant lose your weapon.
AS- Thank you master.
J- Wow, everyone showed up huh?
S- Even Jabba
JH- Han my boy, since its Christmas I'll lower the bounty on your head until the New Year.
HS (sarcastically)- Jabba you'd make a wonderful human being!
J- Uh, how long has Jar Jar been standing under the mistletoe?
L- All day!
(C-3PO walks under the mistletoe)
JJ- OH BOY!
(Jar Jar kisses him)
C3PO- Oh My! I do so hate this holiday!
(A young Boba Fett runs over to the table)
BF- Oh boy! Is this sticky pudding?
L- I think so
BF- I love sticky pudding!
(takes a handful)
BF- HEY WHAT?!? I stuck! Help I'm stuck to the sticky pudding!
(Chewie is trying not to laugh as he nonchalantly pushes a bucket of glue under the table with his foot)
S- Hey where's Padmé?
J- Here she comes!
PA- Hey everyone, its snowing!
L- Anyone else feel a song about to start?
LOS (singing)- Oh the weather on Hoth is frightful
LS (singing)- And the Sith are so spiteful
HS (singing)- As long as we've no Death Star to blow
All (singing)- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
S- Oh boy
L- It isn't going to stop is it?
J- doubtful
Jacen (singing)- Dashing through space lanes
Jaina (singing)- In a one man snubfighter
Anakin Solo (singing)- O'r the skips we go strafing all the way
Tahiri (singing)- Warning tones ring
Luke (singing)- For the failing shields
Han (singing)- Oh what fun it is to turn skips into space dust! OH
ALL (singing)- Jingle Bells, Shimrra smells! Tsavong Lah lost a leg! The World Brain, made it rain and the Jedi got away! Hey!
(everyone keeps singing)
J- Well I guess thats it for today
L- Yep, so from our screwed up family to yours
S- We hope you all have happy and safe holidays
All- HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!