* Authors Note: None of the characters belong to me blah blah blah. Sorry this took so long, it's set between episodes 5 and 6. Now for those of you who don't understand this story, you're not supposed to. This "story" makes no sense, but the reason I did it is to set the stage for another of my stories, The Once and Future Empire. I'll be uploading a preview for it soon. *

S- So Chewie, how are you?

C- I hate you

S- What?

C- I hate you and this show!

S- Why?

C- Something bad always happens to me

S- Thats not true

(the chair Chewie is sitting in breaks)

S- Well at least Lori isn't here

C- True but still I hate this show

S- Okay, the can we just do the interview?

C- No

(Lori comes out)

L- But Chewie I love you!

(Starts hugging him)

C- I hate you

S- You're not the only one who hates me, wait a sec

(says something into the comm on his desk)

S- There

(Jar Jar comes out and goes ballistic)

L- WHAT ARE YOUDOING HERE?!?

JJ- Misa no know!

(Lori starts chasing Jar Jar)

C- Thank you

S- You're welcome

C- We can do the interview now

S- Okay, so Chewie, how old are you?

C- Yeah, like I'm going to answer that

S- Okay, do you have a family?

C- I have two, my family on Kashyyyk and Han and his family.

S- Thats cool. Um, Sorry Chewie but I have to be somewhere in an hour so I guess this interview's over.

(Chewie jumps up happily and runs off)

S- ... YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!!!