Stupid Mario World
Chapter One Mario and Luigi took a vacation after Super Mario Bros 3. They hated NINTENDO at the moment. PUTTING THEM THROUGH SO MUCH TORTURE!
Mario: CURSE NINTENDO! Well at least the adventure is over. *Gets in air balloon* (Took this from GBA version)
They fly to a far off world with no name. They decide to take their vacation there.
Mario: Go and get firewood Luigi
Luigi: You lazybutt
Mario: Yes you are a lazybutt now go
Luigi: You
Mario: You
Peach: Why not both of you?
Mario: And leave the helpless maiden unguarded *turns to face her as he speaks* No way!
Peach: I AM NOT HELPLESS! *Punches at Mario*
Mario: *Catches her blow* Yes you are
Luigi: She'll be fine *Hopes that isn't true for he never got a reward for helping Mario* Lets go
Mario: Oh fine lazybutt
Luigi: Fatman
Mario: You are fat COOL!
They go off into the wilderness and find a monster.
Mario: DIE YOU FOOL! *Jumps on him squashing him under his weight*
Luigi: *Sees the other and jumps on him but bounces back off*
Mario: FOOL! *Jumps on the other monster killing him* There now lets go to peach *Piles all the wood onto Luigi* LETS GO! *runs off*
Luigi: HEY YOU CARRY SOME OF THIS RIGHT NOW! &&*(&$(&*^(_&#$^+%^@(&_%^@#&(%^@!#
Mario: NO FOUL LANGUAGE THIS GAME IS RATED "E" YOU FOOL! THERE ARE KIDS PLAYING!
Luigi: Oh.
They arrive at camp to find Bowser knocked out and Peach standing over him holding a flag. The flag has a big pink "P" On it.
Mario: *Looks at Peach* You are supposed to be captured. And we are supposed to not care.
Peach: Oh *Jumps in Bowser's Machine and drags him in and flies it to his castle*
Mario: That was different!
Luigi: SUMMON PIPE LINE! *Does so*
Mario: I thought we didn't care?
Luigi: We do
Mario: Oh OK!
Both: *Jump in*
Luigi: TO BOWSERS CASTLE THE SHORT WAY! *Runs in one direction*
Mario: NO THERE IS NO GAME CHEAT THAT ALLOWS THAT!
Luigi: *Runs into a wall* Ouch
Mario: We must go the long way with perilous dangers unless NINTENDO makes a game cheat for this.
Luigi: (##^#$&#&(@^@*^*(@$(&^+ NINTENDO!
Mario: NO FOUL LANGUAGE! *Slaps Luigi* KIDS ARE PLAYING THIS
Luigi: Lets go
They walk until the pipeline ends then they realize they were back where they started
Mario: THIS WAY! *Walks to a glowing spot* YOSHI LAND 2! GO! *Teleports in*
Luigi: MAMA MEA! *Teleports in as well*
NEXT CHAPTER LEVEL ONE! HA HA HA
Chapter One Mario and Luigi took a vacation after Super Mario Bros 3. They hated NINTENDO at the moment. PUTTING THEM THROUGH SO MUCH TORTURE!
Mario: CURSE NINTENDO! Well at least the adventure is over. *Gets in air balloon* (Took this from GBA version)
They fly to a far off world with no name. They decide to take their vacation there.
Mario: Go and get firewood Luigi
Luigi: You lazybutt
Mario: Yes you are a lazybutt now go
Luigi: You
Mario: You
Peach: Why not both of you?
Mario: And leave the helpless maiden unguarded *turns to face her as he speaks* No way!
Peach: I AM NOT HELPLESS! *Punches at Mario*
Mario: *Catches her blow* Yes you are
Luigi: She'll be fine *Hopes that isn't true for he never got a reward for helping Mario* Lets go
Mario: Oh fine lazybutt
Luigi: Fatman
Mario: You are fat COOL!
They go off into the wilderness and find a monster.
Mario: DIE YOU FOOL! *Jumps on him squashing him under his weight*
Luigi: *Sees the other and jumps on him but bounces back off*
Mario: FOOL! *Jumps on the other monster killing him* There now lets go to peach *Piles all the wood onto Luigi* LETS GO! *runs off*
Luigi: HEY YOU CARRY SOME OF THIS RIGHT NOW! &&*(&$(&*^(_&#$^+%^@(&_%^@#&(%^@!#
Mario: NO FOUL LANGUAGE THIS GAME IS RATED "E" YOU FOOL! THERE ARE KIDS PLAYING!
Luigi: Oh.
They arrive at camp to find Bowser knocked out and Peach standing over him holding a flag. The flag has a big pink "P" On it.
Mario: *Looks at Peach* You are supposed to be captured. And we are supposed to not care.
Peach: Oh *Jumps in Bowser's Machine and drags him in and flies it to his castle*
Mario: That was different!
Luigi: SUMMON PIPE LINE! *Does so*
Mario: I thought we didn't care?
Luigi: We do
Mario: Oh OK!
Both: *Jump in*
Luigi: TO BOWSERS CASTLE THE SHORT WAY! *Runs in one direction*
Mario: NO THERE IS NO GAME CHEAT THAT ALLOWS THAT!
Luigi: *Runs into a wall* Ouch
Mario: We must go the long way with perilous dangers unless NINTENDO makes a game cheat for this.
Luigi: (##^#$&#&(@^@*^*(@$(&^+ NINTENDO!
Mario: NO FOUL LANGUAGE! *Slaps Luigi* KIDS ARE PLAYING THIS
Luigi: Lets go
They walk until the pipeline ends then they realize they were back where they started
Mario: THIS WAY! *Walks to a glowing spot* YOSHI LAND 2! GO! *Teleports in*
Luigi: MAMA MEA! *Teleports in as well*
NEXT CHAPTER LEVEL ONE! HA HA HA