Stupid Mario World
Chapter 2
We left the Marios in the first world but what happens in there?
Mario: Oh look a shell! *eats red shell and starts choking*
Luigi: What's wrong Mario something caught in your throat?
Mario: *Grabs neck in an "IM CHOKING" Maneuver*
Luigi: Your choking? Well that's nice lets go
Mario: *Face turns blue*
Luigi: MARIO! Wait who cares? *Walks off happily*
Mario: LUIGI!!!!!!!!!!! *While yelling the shell pops out* IM FREE!
Luigi: NUTS! I WANTED IT TO BE SUPER LUIGI BROS!
Mario: Shut up lets go!
Luigi: Ok
They walk on completely missing the koopas on a ledge above them.
Luigi: LOOK A FLOATING CUBE!
Mario: This is only 2d how can it be a cube?
Luigi: Oh well LOOK A FLOATING SPHERE!
Mario: That's a 3d ball
Luigi: Oh LOOK A FLOATING TRIANGLE!
Mario: THAT'S A 3D . wait you said triangle? YOU FINALLY GOT A 2D SHAPE! Wait THAT IS NOT WHAT IS FLOATING!!!
Luigi: Oh LOOK A FLOATING SQUARE!
Mario: Lets wack it! *Does so*
Luigi: *Does so*
Yoshi: OWWWWW!!! *Jumps out of box* ()**(#&*(%@&(^%)&(@#^ YOU!
Mario: YOSHI SHUT UP!
They move on when they see.
Mario: LOOK IT'S A FAMOUS FOOTBALL PLAYER! (I don't know any football players)
Famous Football Player: *Is possessed* DIE! *Runs to tackle Mario
Mario: It'sa me Mario YOUR BIGGEST FAN! *Gets tackled*
Luigi: TACKLE ME NEXT!
Yoshi: *Eats football player*
Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yoshi: I AM YOSHI ALMIGHTY MY WILL.
Luigi: PREPARE TO DIE YOSHI!
Yoshi: *Gulps and runs off*
Luigi: *Pulls Mario up* Letsa go left!
Mario: THIS IS 2D YOU FOOL!
Luigi: Oh yeah well Yoshi is gone
Mario: Who cares
Luigi: HEY LOOK A CHEAT CODE FOR INVINCIBILITY IS IN!
Both: *Become invincible*
Player: I'll take the code out no need to make this easy.
Both: *Become uninvincible*
Mario: MAMA MIA!
Luigi: LOOK A MOUNTAIN WITH BUGS!
Mario: Those are gofers!
Luigi: LETS RUN!
They run past the gofers to the exit where they stop to debate something
Mario: MARIO HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
Luigi: WITH THE HELP OF LUIGI!
Mario: Nope all by his lonesome! *Drops the Italian accent while speaking*
Luigi: *Also drops Italian accent* WITH LUIGI!
Mario: JUST LET ME TOUCH THE MOVING TAPE!
Luigi: Nah I will *Does so claiming the level in the name of Luigi*
NEXT TIME NEXT LEVEL HA HA HA HA HA HA WILL THEY BE ABLE TO STAND EACH OTHER?
Chapter 2
We left the Marios in the first world but what happens in there?
Mario: Oh look a shell! *eats red shell and starts choking*
Luigi: What's wrong Mario something caught in your throat?
Mario: *Grabs neck in an "IM CHOKING" Maneuver*
Luigi: Your choking? Well that's nice lets go
Mario: *Face turns blue*
Luigi: MARIO! Wait who cares? *Walks off happily*
Mario: LUIGI!!!!!!!!!!! *While yelling the shell pops out* IM FREE!
Luigi: NUTS! I WANTED IT TO BE SUPER LUIGI BROS!
Mario: Shut up lets go!
Luigi: Ok
They walk on completely missing the koopas on a ledge above them.
Luigi: LOOK A FLOATING CUBE!
Mario: This is only 2d how can it be a cube?
Luigi: Oh well LOOK A FLOATING SPHERE!
Mario: That's a 3d ball
Luigi: Oh LOOK A FLOATING TRIANGLE!
Mario: THAT'S A 3D . wait you said triangle? YOU FINALLY GOT A 2D SHAPE! Wait THAT IS NOT WHAT IS FLOATING!!!
Luigi: Oh LOOK A FLOATING SQUARE!
Mario: Lets wack it! *Does so*
Luigi: *Does so*
Yoshi: OWWWWW!!! *Jumps out of box* ()**(#&*(%@&(^%)&(@#^ YOU!
Mario: YOSHI SHUT UP!
They move on when they see.
Mario: LOOK IT'S A FAMOUS FOOTBALL PLAYER! (I don't know any football players)
Famous Football Player: *Is possessed* DIE! *Runs to tackle Mario
Mario: It'sa me Mario YOUR BIGGEST FAN! *Gets tackled*
Luigi: TACKLE ME NEXT!
Yoshi: *Eats football player*
Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yoshi: I AM YOSHI ALMIGHTY MY WILL.
Luigi: PREPARE TO DIE YOSHI!
Yoshi: *Gulps and runs off*
Luigi: *Pulls Mario up* Letsa go left!
Mario: THIS IS 2D YOU FOOL!
Luigi: Oh yeah well Yoshi is gone
Mario: Who cares
Luigi: HEY LOOK A CHEAT CODE FOR INVINCIBILITY IS IN!
Both: *Become invincible*
Player: I'll take the code out no need to make this easy.
Both: *Become uninvincible*
Mario: MAMA MIA!
Luigi: LOOK A MOUNTAIN WITH BUGS!
Mario: Those are gofers!
Luigi: LETS RUN!
They run past the gofers to the exit where they stop to debate something
Mario: MARIO HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
Luigi: WITH THE HELP OF LUIGI!
Mario: Nope all by his lonesome! *Drops the Italian accent while speaking*
Luigi: *Also drops Italian accent* WITH LUIGI!
Mario: JUST LET ME TOUCH THE MOVING TAPE!
Luigi: Nah I will *Does so claiming the level in the name of Luigi*
NEXT TIME NEXT LEVEL HA HA HA HA HA HA WILL THEY BE ABLE TO STAND EACH OTHER?