disclaimer: ahem... this is called fanfiction for a REASON you know!!!

Author's Note:

me- "okie dokie... due to the MILLIONS of reviews that i was bombarded with-"

Hiei- "What do you mean MILLIONS of reviews? u only got 4! and bombarded with? puh-leez!"

me- "Shut up Hiei! They don't know that!"

Hiei- "Umm... actually they do because *clears throat* it says so right there above us... baka!"

me- "Well waddya know! Hey Hiei?"

Hiei- "What...?"

me- "What's that little sign say next to it?"

Hiei- "Where?"

me- "Right there! *hits him in the head so now he's unconscious* hee hee! ok folks nothing to see here!" *drags Hiei's body*

Kurama- "Hey Saissei!? (thatz my real name) You know where Hiei went?"

me- "me?!? nope not a clue! *kicks him into closet... on with the fanfic folks!" ^_^

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Kurama- "Botan?... Botan???... BOTAN! WILL YOU PLEASE GET OFF OF MY HEAD!?!"

Botan- *blush* "Sorry Kurama! I couldn't help myself!" *begins poking fingers together*

Kurama- "Well now Hiei! Are you satisfied? I'm not 'acting all funny' anymore..."

Hiei- "You have girl problems you know that Kitsune?"

Kurama- "please don't remind me!"

after everyone had finished eating their ice cream and drinking their milkshakes or humiliating Kurama about his "situation" they all headed out in different ways. Kurama went with Botan to their apartment that they shared (this is their last year of Hish School so they thought they would get ready for college and became roommates), Yusuke went with Keiko to *cough* help him with his studies, and Hiei, Yukina, and Kuwabara went over to their(when i say their i mean Hiei and Yukina) apartment while Hiei is ready with his katana to slice Kuwa's throat at any moment if he "makes a move" on Yukina.

~the next day~

they all met up at the mall to do some Holiday shopping... much to the boys' protests. They split up into two groups: the boys and the girls.

Kuwabara- "Yukina! I want to be with my sweet angel Yukina!"

Yusuke- "Puh-leez Kuwabara!!! Get a hold of yourself! You're embarressing us! I mean people are starting to stare!!! Besides... I don't think that Hiei over here would approve."

Hiei- "Hn! Kuwabara you are pathetic! And a disgrace to all men!"

Kuwabara- "Well EXCUUUUSSE ME! Mr. I-THINK-IM-SO-HOT-AND-OVERPROTECTIVE-OF-MY-SISTER! If it makes you feel any better then i've decided to NOT go with my beautiful Yukina."

Hiei- "Well whoop-dee-doo! I'm SO GLAD that you've changed your mind oh-powerful-Kuwabara!" (if u haven't noticed he said that with a sarcastic voice)

Hiei and Kuwabara get into a big fight. The girls decide to leave while they still can.

Kurama- "Umm... Why don't we go find some gifts for the ladies... shall we???" *sweatdrop*

Yusuke- "I think we better go before we draw some "unwanted attention" if you get what i mean?" (he means the mall's security guards for those of who don't understand)

Kurama- *clamps hand over Hiei's mouth so he will stop yelling and drags him to a store*

Yusuke- *does the same to Kuwabara except he "accidentally" knocks Kuwabara unconscious*

{with the girls}

Keiko- "I think that they've stopped fighting about you now Yukina... you can come out of your hiding spot." *sigh*

Yukina- *sighs too* "I think Kuwabara loves me TOO much and Hiei is a bit too overprotective of me." (she knows that Hiei's her brother now ok peoplez? good)

Botan- "Hey you two i found the most absolutely perfect store to buy outfits and things for the boys! Over here!"

Yukina and Keiko exchange happy looks with each other and rush over to the store.

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Author's Note: okay! how do you like it? please-

Hiei- *finally wakes up from state of unconsciousness* "Hey! Where am I? Saissei what did you do to me!?!"

me- "eheheh!" *unlocks door to closet* "Oh Hiei!!! I finally found you!"

Hiei- *suffocates in my death hug* "SAISSEI YOU CAN LET ME GO NOW!!!"

me- "Oops! Sorry there Hiei!!!" *sweatdrop* "Ahem!!!"

Hiei- "Oh yea! Right! Please review her story!"

me- "uh huh! uh huh! YUP!!!"

Kurama- *barges in and sees Saissei (me) hugging Hiei* "Hiei! I heard your voice and I'm so glad I found you and-"

me/Hiei- *blinks confusedly*

Kurama- *gasp* "Ah hah!!! I KNEW IT!!!"

Hiei- *realization hits him* "No!!! Youv'e got it all wrong! Why would I want this baka ningen???"

me- "Hiei! Kurama! You two are SOOO cute when you get like this!" *grabs both of them and hugs them to "death"*

Kurama/Hiei- thinking: 'HELP US!!!'

me- "oh yea! and don't forget to review remember!?! ok!!!"