Since it's almost Halloween... (YAYNESS! ^_^) Fizby is going to do a short Halloweeny fanfic! Oh joy!
Gasp: ::Monotonously:: Whoopie.
Tael: ::Robotically:: I can hardly contain my excitement.
Kirby: ::I'mrunningoutofadjectivesly:: Gee, when will the fun end?
Hmph! Make fun of me if you will, but I have power over you.
Kirby: Sure! Next, you're gonna tell me the earth is round! Puh-leaze!
Tael: Umm, Kirby?
Kirby: What?
Gasp: Shut up... -.-
ON WITH THE INSANITY!!!!
*****
Mia was sitting down at the table thinking hard. Halloween was just in a couple of days, and she had no idea what sort of costume to wear. She could go as a witch, but everybody who couldn't think of a good costume idea picked that.
She tried to think of what she liked. Grabbing her favorite blue pen and sparkly blue notebook, she made a list of her favorite things.
1. Isaac-chan!
2. Water
3. Ice Cream
4. Blue
5. Djinni when they're not being mean
6. Staff
7. Mrs. Fluffykins
8. Torturing people
9. Uhh... I'll come back to this one...
10. Fuzzy things
Mia looked at her list and decided that it was pitiful. Oh, well! She thought cheerfully. I'll ask somebody. Feeling decidingly cheerful, she walked out of the kitchen.
Ivan was in the other room drawing on a piece of paper. Mia crept up behind him and yelled in his ear. "WHATCHA DOIN', IVAN?"
Ivan jumped about two feet off the floor and glared at Mia.
Mia laughed. "Sorry, Ivan. I need help. What should I be for Halloween?"
Ivan thought for a moment and then grinned evilly. "I know! Stay there..." He ran out the door. When he got faaaaaar away from Isaac's house, he yelled, "A WITCH! THEN YOU WOULDN'T NEED A COSTUME!" Cackling at his own joke, he started to run. Fast.
Mia sprinted out of the house. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU, IVAN! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT SO I CAN RIP YOU---" She tripped and fell into a pile of mud.
Cursing, she got up. Her favorite robes were all dirty and brown now. It was all Ivan's fault. "Are you alright?"
Mia looked at the speaker. It was Garet. "I'm fine!" Mia snapped.
Garet was about to say, "Sorry about tripping you...", but decided it'd be more convenient and less painful to stay silent.
Mia thought for a moment. "Hey, Garet? What should I be for Halloween?"
Garet stood silent for a moment, pondering. "Uhh... I dunno." Seeing Mia's frown, he hastily added, "But...um...you...could...go...as...a...uh..."
Frustrated, Mia stomped back to Isaac's house. She went into her room and threw herself on the bed, sulking.
Garet continued on his way. Eventually, he saw Ivan hiding in the bushes. He snuck up on him and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hello Ivan!"
Ivan spun around as quick as a cat. "DON'T DO THAT, GARET!" Grumbling, he crawled out of the bushes. Garet followed.
Ivan looked around nervously. "Hey, Garet? You haven't seen Mia, by any chance, have you?"
Garet nodded. "Yeah, about three minutes ago... Why?"
Ivan gulped. "Uh...If she asks...where I am... Don't tell her... OK???"
Garet was confused. "Okay..."
Ivan smiled. "Thank you!" Happy and relieved now, he decided it'd be fun to explore Vale.
Garet was still confused, but he walked back to his house. His older sister and Bernard were sitting in the front yard carving pumpkins. Actually, Garet's sister was carving the pumpkins, Bernard was just distracting her and making her mess up.
He carefully avoided them and the flying pumpkin insides and walked into his house. Corona greeted him by tackling him and sniffing the package he was carrying.
"CANDYCANDYCANDYCANDY?????" Corona chanted as he tried to open the bag.
Garet frowned. "NO! NO CANDY!" He snatched the package away from the insane Djinn and stomped upstairs.
Corona was sad that there was no candy and tried to go out the front door. It was closed. Corona frowned. He had no hands to work the knob. Coming up with a simple solution, he melted the door with Psynergy and walked outside.
Garet never let his Djinn roam around without him, so Corona thought that this'd be a fun idea.
Corona stood for a few moments watching the War of the Pumpkins. He got bored after awhile and waddled over to Isaac's house. Corona found another closed door.
He was about to melt the door again when he saw a ladder. Happy, he hopped to the first rung. When he jumped up to the second rung, he didn't quite make it.
The act of trying to figure out how the ladder worked occupied the Djinn for about five minutes. Then he got frustrated and kicked it. Feeling much better, he kicked it more. Then the ladder broke. It all came crashing down with a bunch of noise and some rungs almost smushed Corona.
Corona was angry again that this house should refuse his entrance when the door opened. Ecstatic, the Djinn rushed to get inside, but a girl with insanely blue hair stopped him. He was about to singe the human, but then he saw it was Mia.
So rather, he just kicked her a few times to get out of her grasp and ran into the house, squealing like a hyperactive 4-year-old who needs WAAAAAAY less sugar in their diet.
Mia stood, blinking, for a few minutes and then shrugged. Closing the door, she walked inside.
Mia ran upstairs where she presumed the Djinn went. She saw that the door to her room was open. Mad, she stormed into her room. Corona was backed up against a corner, and her Mercury Djinni were surrounding him.
Corona said, "Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh." And looked frantically for a way to escape. He saw the window. He lunged over the enemy Djinni and scrambled to the window.
Rather, he would have, but Mia caught him mid-leap. Struggling to hold onto Corona, Mia had to whack him on the head a few times. Corona stomped struggling rebelliously. Mia looked him over and had an idea.
"I KNOW WHAT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN! PROBLEM SOLVED!" She was very happy. "THANK YOU, LITTLE MARS DJINN!" Mia hugged/squeezed Corona and tossed him out of the window lightly.
Corona, not being very aerodynamic, fell instantly. But luckily for him, Ivan had just been sneaking around to the back of Isaac's house to escape the wrath of Mia.
Corona landed on the poor Adept's head and hopped off to Garet's house.
Mia looked down to see where the Djinn landed. Seeing the unconscious form of Ivan down below, she had a suddenly wicked idea. Racing down the steps, full of glee, she ran to open the door. Behind her, the Mercury Djinni followed her in a single file line.
Mia threw open the door and skipped to where Ivan was. She inspected him and frowned. "He's going to have one heck of a headache when he wakes up!" She thought.
Humming, she had her Djinni pick up Ivan and carry him back into the house. When she got in the house, she ordered the Djinni to set him down on the couch. Leaving him there, she was about to go get Jenna to help her with her plan, Isaac burst through the door and slammed it shut.
Panting heavily, he pulled various heavy pieces of furniture in front of the door.
"Isaac? What's wrong?" Mia ran over to him.
Isaac looked at her with haunted eyes. "It's...Djinni...Sugar..." And he fainted.
*****
Gasp: That wasn't a very good chapter...
Hmph! Shows what you know... ::Looks at her muses:: Okay, I know. It stunk. -.-
Kirby: Yup. It did.
Tael: And why are you writing a Halloween fanfic now? It's only the third of October!!!
Well...See... I have some issues with writing by deadlines and ness, so I'm writing it early so that I can be done in time for Halloween, instead of finishing in late December! ^^;
Kirby: Whatever...
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