A/N: Muhhaha Tha sexy G-Unit and the 1st Chappie of '03 Bonnie & Clyde!
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Chapter 1: Stunt 101
"Alright, Alright we need one more racer three won't cut it." Tej yelled. He stood on the road at the almost nightly street race. His hair was corn rowed and he was wearing a pair of baggy blue jeans, Tims, and a black muscle shirt.
They already had three racers: Orange Julius, Suki, and some new comer that thought he had a chance of winning. "Come on Tej." Suki pleaded batting her eyelashes at him. She was leaning against her pink car, dressed in a short pink pleated leather skirt and white lacy tank top with pink knee-high boots.
The crowd was becoming anxious waiting for the race to start. Tej looked at his girlfriend, "Can't tonight Suki, won't be any fun without a fourth racer." Tej protested. Suki put her hands on her hips and raised her eyebrows, she was about to say something but two cars pulling up stopped her. One was a brand new Skyline, it was silver with a blue body kit and the other was a glittery-red Lamborghini Murcielago, it was a convertible but the top was up and the windows were deeply tinted.
Brian and a pretty girl with dark skin and long dark hair wearing tight low-rise jeans and a pastel pink camisole stepped out of the Skyline. Rome got out of the passenger side of the Lamborghini but he closed the door quickly and no one else got out. The Lamborghini pulled up in the race line beside the other three cars.
Tej smiled at Brian, the girl and Rome, "Who's in the Lambo?" He asked. He nodded toward it, addressing Rome.
Ignoring his question, Brian introduced Tej to his girl, "Mia, Tej, Tej, Mia."
"What up Shawty?" Tej smiled at Mia. She smiled back and they all looked back in the direction of the cars. Suki, Orange Julius and the newcomer got into their cars. Rome, Mia, and Brian walked back to the rest of the crowd.
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I'll teach you how to stunt
My wrists stay rocked up
My TV's pop up in a Maybach benz
I'll teach you how to stunt
Nigga you can't see me
My Bentley GT got smoke-gray tints
I'll teach you how to stunt
My neck stay blinging, my rims stay gleaming, I'm shining man
I'll teach you how to stunt
I see you scheming, nigga keep on dreaming, I hurt ya mans
I'll teach you how to stunt
Seven series BM, Six series benz
Twenty-four inches, Giovanni rims
All on one wheel when I'm on one of them
Ma, that boy out there actin a fool that's him
They say I've changed man, I'm getting paper, I'm flashy
They like me better when I'm fucked up and ashy
My royalty check's the rebirth of Liberace
Stunt so hard, everybody got to watch me
And I don't really care if it's platinum or white gold
As long as the VS bling, look at that light show
In the hood they say Fifty man your sneaker look white yo
Just can't believe Reebok did a deal with a psycho
Banks is a sure thing, yall niggaz might blow
I'm fittin to drop that, so I suggest you lay low
Buc, he from Cashville, Tenneckee nigga
Getting them ten of keys, save ten for me nigga
~~~~
Tej walked a little up past the cars and held both hands up. Red fire shot out of the Lambo, pink out of Suki's car, orange out of Julius's and blue out of the blue Mustang the newcomer drove. As soon as Tej's hands went down all four cars took off. Julius took the lead, but he wouldn't have it for long. The Lamborghini swung left and passed the Mustang and Suki.
The Lambo was driving side-by-side with Orange Julius, he looked over at the car. The windows were rolled down and the top was in the process of coming down.
Inside sat a black girl with long black hair and brown-orange eyes dressed in a red shirt identical to Mia's and a black pleated mini-skirt. Julius's mouth dropped, he was about to get beat by a girl. She smiled and swung around him. Julius blinked a few times and sped up.
~~~~
I'll teach you how to stunt
My wrists stay rocked up
My TV's pop up in a Maybach benz
I'll teach you how to stunt
Nigga you can't see me
My bently GT got smoke-gray tints
I'll teach you how to stunt
My neck stay blinging, my rims stay gleaming, I'm shining man
I'll teach you how to stunt
I see you scheming, nigga keep on dreaming, I hurt ya mans
I'll teach you how to stunt
I'm sensing a lot of tension now that I'm rappin
But the kids used to look up to you, what happened?
Me on the contrary, hand covered with platinum
Different color coupes but I'm in love with the black one
On point, cuz you get R.I.P.'s when slacking
So the stashbox big enough to squeeze the mack in
Yeah, I'm fairly new but I demand some respect
Cuz I already wear your advance on my neck
I'm fresh off the jet, then I breeze to the beaches
Blue yankee fitted, G-Unit sneakers
I already figured out what to do with all my features
Decorate the basement, full of street sweepers
When it comes to stuntin' theres nothing you can teach us
We're in a different time zone, your records don't reach us
Naww, I ain't here to save the world, just roll up a blunt
Come with me out front, I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO STUNT
~~~~
Brian smiled and squeezed Mia's hand happily and watched the four racers round the last curve. Julius flung past the girl in the Lamborghini. Rome didn't worry, he knew she'd hit the spray and beat Julius. And she did, she crossed the finish line 1st, Suki made a comeback for 2nd, Julius got knocked back to 3rd and the newcomer was last.
She stepped out of her Lamborghini wearing 6 inch strappy red heels. "I know how to Stunt Shawty." She smiled at Julius, and Tej looked at the driver to the first time.
His jaw dropped before she took the 10 stacks from his hand, he looked into her eyes, amazed. "Krys?"
She looked at him, she hadn't seen him in years. "Tej?"
~~~~
I'll teach you how to stunt
My wrists stay rocked up
My TV's pop up in a Maybach benz
I'll teach you how to stunt
Nigga you can't see me
My bently GT got smoke-gray tints
I'll teach you how to stunt
My neck stay blinging, my rims stay gleaming, I'm shining man
I'll teach you how to stunt
I see you scheming, nigga keep on dreaming, I hurt ya mans
I'll teach you how to stunt
Chain so icy, you don't have to like me
In a throwback jersey, with the throwback nikes
I know you probably seen me with Cash Money from back in the days
The only thing changed is the numbers on the range
I bought me an old school and blew out the brains
The Roc the Mic tour, I threw off my chain
My sprewell's spinning man, I'm doing my thing
And whodi now in trouble now that you in the game
Come on now, we all know gold is getting old
The ice in my teeth keep the crystal cold
G-Unit homie, actin' like yall don't know
Look, I can't even walk through the mall no more
I just pull up, get out, and get all the hoes
They never seen doors lift up on a car before
Don't be mad at me dog, that's all I know
That's how to show these fougaisies how it's supposed to go
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A/N: And now you're just dying to know how Krys and Tej know each other right? Good, I did my job. Please review and the next chapter will be up soon.
Chapter 1: Stunt 101
"Alright, Alright we need one more racer three won't cut it." Tej yelled. He stood on the road at the almost nightly street race. His hair was corn rowed and he was wearing a pair of baggy blue jeans, Tims, and a black muscle shirt.
They already had three racers: Orange Julius, Suki, and some new comer that thought he had a chance of winning. "Come on Tej." Suki pleaded batting her eyelashes at him. She was leaning against her pink car, dressed in a short pink pleated leather skirt and white lacy tank top with pink knee-high boots.
The crowd was becoming anxious waiting for the race to start. Tej looked at his girlfriend, "Can't tonight Suki, won't be any fun without a fourth racer." Tej protested. Suki put her hands on her hips and raised her eyebrows, she was about to say something but two cars pulling up stopped her. One was a brand new Skyline, it was silver with a blue body kit and the other was a glittery-red Lamborghini Murcielago, it was a convertible but the top was up and the windows were deeply tinted.
Brian and a pretty girl with dark skin and long dark hair wearing tight low-rise jeans and a pastel pink camisole stepped out of the Skyline. Rome got out of the passenger side of the Lamborghini but he closed the door quickly and no one else got out. The Lamborghini pulled up in the race line beside the other three cars.
Tej smiled at Brian, the girl and Rome, "Who's in the Lambo?" He asked. He nodded toward it, addressing Rome.
Ignoring his question, Brian introduced Tej to his girl, "Mia, Tej, Tej, Mia."
"What up Shawty?" Tej smiled at Mia. She smiled back and they all looked back in the direction of the cars. Suki, Orange Julius and the newcomer got into their cars. Rome, Mia, and Brian walked back to the rest of the crowd.
~~~~
I'll teach you how to stunt
My wrists stay rocked up
My TV's pop up in a Maybach benz
I'll teach you how to stunt
Nigga you can't see me
My Bentley GT got smoke-gray tints
I'll teach you how to stunt
My neck stay blinging, my rims stay gleaming, I'm shining man
I'll teach you how to stunt
I see you scheming, nigga keep on dreaming, I hurt ya mans
I'll teach you how to stunt
Seven series BM, Six series benz
Twenty-four inches, Giovanni rims
All on one wheel when I'm on one of them
Ma, that boy out there actin a fool that's him
They say I've changed man, I'm getting paper, I'm flashy
They like me better when I'm fucked up and ashy
My royalty check's the rebirth of Liberace
Stunt so hard, everybody got to watch me
And I don't really care if it's platinum or white gold
As long as the VS bling, look at that light show
In the hood they say Fifty man your sneaker look white yo
Just can't believe Reebok did a deal with a psycho
Banks is a sure thing, yall niggaz might blow
I'm fittin to drop that, so I suggest you lay low
Buc, he from Cashville, Tenneckee nigga
Getting them ten of keys, save ten for me nigga
~~~~
Tej walked a little up past the cars and held both hands up. Red fire shot out of the Lambo, pink out of Suki's car, orange out of Julius's and blue out of the blue Mustang the newcomer drove. As soon as Tej's hands went down all four cars took off. Julius took the lead, but he wouldn't have it for long. The Lamborghini swung left and passed the Mustang and Suki.
The Lambo was driving side-by-side with Orange Julius, he looked over at the car. The windows were rolled down and the top was in the process of coming down.
Inside sat a black girl with long black hair and brown-orange eyes dressed in a red shirt identical to Mia's and a black pleated mini-skirt. Julius's mouth dropped, he was about to get beat by a girl. She smiled and swung around him. Julius blinked a few times and sped up.
~~~~
I'll teach you how to stunt
My wrists stay rocked up
My TV's pop up in a Maybach benz
I'll teach you how to stunt
Nigga you can't see me
My bently GT got smoke-gray tints
I'll teach you how to stunt
My neck stay blinging, my rims stay gleaming, I'm shining man
I'll teach you how to stunt
I see you scheming, nigga keep on dreaming, I hurt ya mans
I'll teach you how to stunt
I'm sensing a lot of tension now that I'm rappin
But the kids used to look up to you, what happened?
Me on the contrary, hand covered with platinum
Different color coupes but I'm in love with the black one
On point, cuz you get R.I.P.'s when slacking
So the stashbox big enough to squeeze the mack in
Yeah, I'm fairly new but I demand some respect
Cuz I already wear your advance on my neck
I'm fresh off the jet, then I breeze to the beaches
Blue yankee fitted, G-Unit sneakers
I already figured out what to do with all my features
Decorate the basement, full of street sweepers
When it comes to stuntin' theres nothing you can teach us
We're in a different time zone, your records don't reach us
Naww, I ain't here to save the world, just roll up a blunt
Come with me out front, I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO STUNT
~~~~
Brian smiled and squeezed Mia's hand happily and watched the four racers round the last curve. Julius flung past the girl in the Lamborghini. Rome didn't worry, he knew she'd hit the spray and beat Julius. And she did, she crossed the finish line 1st, Suki made a comeback for 2nd, Julius got knocked back to 3rd and the newcomer was last.
She stepped out of her Lamborghini wearing 6 inch strappy red heels. "I know how to Stunt Shawty." She smiled at Julius, and Tej looked at the driver to the first time.
His jaw dropped before she took the 10 stacks from his hand, he looked into her eyes, amazed. "Krys?"
She looked at him, she hadn't seen him in years. "Tej?"
~~~~
I'll teach you how to stunt
My wrists stay rocked up
My TV's pop up in a Maybach benz
I'll teach you how to stunt
Nigga you can't see me
My bently GT got smoke-gray tints
I'll teach you how to stunt
My neck stay blinging, my rims stay gleaming, I'm shining man
I'll teach you how to stunt
I see you scheming, nigga keep on dreaming, I hurt ya mans
I'll teach you how to stunt
Chain so icy, you don't have to like me
In a throwback jersey, with the throwback nikes
I know you probably seen me with Cash Money from back in the days
The only thing changed is the numbers on the range
I bought me an old school and blew out the brains
The Roc the Mic tour, I threw off my chain
My sprewell's spinning man, I'm doing my thing
And whodi now in trouble now that you in the game
Come on now, we all know gold is getting old
The ice in my teeth keep the crystal cold
G-Unit homie, actin' like yall don't know
Look, I can't even walk through the mall no more
I just pull up, get out, and get all the hoes
They never seen doors lift up on a car before
Don't be mad at me dog, that's all I know
That's how to show these fougaisies how it's supposed to go
~~~~~~~~
A/N: And now you're just dying to know how Krys and Tej know each other right? Good, I did my job. Please review and the next chapter will be up soon.