OMG!!! I AM SOOO SORRY this took so long to update!!! First I had too
much HW, then ball games, then a new video game, not to mention my muse is
still MIA. ::Kurt cowers in her closet, shivering and rocking back and
forth in the fetal position:: I Love my muse so much! Anyhoo, since I
havent updated in so long, all of my wonderful reviewers will get extra
special treats from me!! And give me more suggestions, cause I will write
them. In fact, this chapter is dedicated to my good friend Eileen. Thanks
for the suggestion! Do hope you enjoy.
*thoughts*
^telepathic talk^
~
Kitty's head spun as she wildly grasped for something to hold onto. All she found was grass. She closed her eyes, willing the ground to stop moving, then sat up. That was her first mistake.
"HOLY SHI-" something hard connected with head, sending her head spiraling back into a world of pretty colors. She fell back, spread eagle on the ground, half listening to the voices and whistling sound she heard around her.
"Somebody get her an ice pack!"
"Is she okay?"
"Where the hell did she come from?"
Kitty winced as her head started throbbing. *well,* she thought with a bit of relief, * at least they haven't noticed Kurt yet.*
"WOAH! What is that thing?"
*Spoke too soon*
"It looks like a Monkey or something."
"Stupid! Monkeys aren't friggin blue!!!!"
"Maybe this ones an acceptation!"
"UGHH! Just shut up and poke it. See if it moves."
"I'm not touching that thing!"
Kitty knew this was going to go downhill fast. She struggled to sit up, and looked around at the crowd of what looked like 11-13 year old boys encircling her and Kurt and arguing. One of them noticed she was awake, and ran over and started shaking her shoulders violently.
"HEY!! You okay? You got hit in the head!!!" He all but screamed in her face.
"Ungh, like stop it! Get your hands off me!" The kid stopped and looked offended, like she had just insulted his mother. "Please just leave me alone. Go on with your little game, just pretend I was never here." The kid looked at her like she was mental. Hell, maybe she was. She was after all being gawked at by a group of boys and hanging out with a teleporting, sneezing blue monkey, who, meanwhile, was giving her a tour of the city.
The kid snorted. "No way. You tell us what's going on right now." He was backed up by a chorus of loud voices and more questions. Kitty held up her hands, and they silenced themselves.
"Okay. You want answers? Fine. This," she pointed to Kurt. "Is a dog. He's my school mascot and I dyed him blue. Happy?"
"Bull! That had to be the stupidest story I've ever heard!!"
"Yeah, I mean, what do you think we are, 5?"
Kitty sighed. This was going to take a while.
~
"Your dreaming."
"Try again."
"Uhh, hallucinating."
"Nope."
"We were, abducted by aliens."
"Nuh uh."
"The penguins took us her and dropped us into the middle of your field." Kitty had been trying to explain exactly how they had gotten onto the field for the past 7 minutes, each story more eccentric than the last. The Boys, who had stopped their informal game altogether and created a little pow wow around Kitty and Kurt, looked like they started to believe the penguin bit, but their unofficial spokes person didn't look convinced. Kitty was running out of ideas. They hadn't even believed her when she had told them the truth. In fact, they had laughed at it.
"Your just making stuff up to cover your own hide." He sneered. "I bet you haven't told us one truthful thing yet. I wouldn't be surprised if you work for some sort of spy agency or something. Kitty looked hopeful at this and opened her mouth to tell him she was, but he held up his hand. "Don't even think about it. Its not my fault your to ditsy to make up you own cover stories."
Kurt stirred at this moment, causing some of the lounging boys to jump back a few steps in fright. Their leader, looking a little less confident now seeing that Kurt was indeed a I've, breathing fluff ball, glance from Kitty to Kurt and back again. Kitty saw her chance. *Urrrgg, he thinks I'm ditsy, I'll like show him ditsy.* She abruptly stood up, causing the boys to jump suddenly at her quick movement.
"YOU WANT THE TRUTH???? She yelled, "FINE!!!!!" She stormed over to Kurt and lifted him up into a half sitting half hanging position by the nape of his neck. "This," she pointed to Kurt, thwacking another kids arm with her erratic arm movements. "Is a demon. I am his spokes person. We came here because you are all a bunch of nosy, pushy, loud, stuck up brats and were pissed off at you!!!!"
All of the kids had backed away from her considerably now. One brave timid voice spoke up. "Are you gonna try to kill us?" He whimpered.
Kitty grinned evilly. "No," she whispered, dangerously quiet. "were here to take inventory, and to write done your names. Then when you die, YOU WILL JOIN US IN THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" The Kids all screamed and ran away, some looking back and shouting obscene words and phrases, others calling her a sicko and a psychotic nut case.
Kitty smiled to herself and dusted off her hands. *Ha. Serves them right.* She nodded and turned to look at Kurt, who she had dropped when she had dropped to the ground, just as he sneezed, and disappeared. Without her.
"Oh crap."
~
I apologize for 3 things: 1.) If you are a religious person or are offended in any way by the whole hell thing, I apologize. Kitty is supposedly psychotic in this scene, and she has no power to send anyone to hell anyway. 2.) I'm sorry for the cliffhanger, and I would appreciate some suggestions on the marvelous madness that this story has become. I can only hope I haven't dug myself into a hole here. But even if I have, I can fix it. 3.) I already said I was sorry for the lateness of this chapter, and don't worry, I will try to update more often.
ASGT: THANK YOU soo much for the review! No fair!! I wanna dye my hair purple!! Or maybe blue. hee hee, my mom would KILL me. Ahh, yes, little brothers are soo gullible.I suggest you have fun with that, because not long after 10 they figure out your a big fat liar and all the fun is gone. ::Sniffle:: Thanks again for the review!
Eileen: Thanks for the suggestion! I enjoyed writing this chapter, and I hope you liked it! If you have any comments/suggestions/complaints please ask!
Banter: Mwahahaha! And you thought the dog thing would piss him off.lets just hope Kitty doesn't go into too much detail about this particular part of their 'adventure.'
ManniElf18: You are so totally welcome!! Yes, I know, Mud is fun, but You must remember: this is Kitty, queen of the valley girls. I'm sure she would pass out if she touched a bug or something. : )
Ice50: Thank you! I'm glad you like my story so far!! I figured that I could make a little fic to show how Kitty and Kurt first got to know one another, because the show has oh so convieniently forggoten to show that. ::Fumes in a corner mumbling and kicking at things.::
*thoughts*
^telepathic talk^
~
Kitty's head spun as she wildly grasped for something to hold onto. All she found was grass. She closed her eyes, willing the ground to stop moving, then sat up. That was her first mistake.
"HOLY SHI-" something hard connected with head, sending her head spiraling back into a world of pretty colors. She fell back, spread eagle on the ground, half listening to the voices and whistling sound she heard around her.
"Somebody get her an ice pack!"
"Is she okay?"
"Where the hell did she come from?"
Kitty winced as her head started throbbing. *well,* she thought with a bit of relief, * at least they haven't noticed Kurt yet.*
"WOAH! What is that thing?"
*Spoke too soon*
"It looks like a Monkey or something."
"Stupid! Monkeys aren't friggin blue!!!!"
"Maybe this ones an acceptation!"
"UGHH! Just shut up and poke it. See if it moves."
"I'm not touching that thing!"
Kitty knew this was going to go downhill fast. She struggled to sit up, and looked around at the crowd of what looked like 11-13 year old boys encircling her and Kurt and arguing. One of them noticed she was awake, and ran over and started shaking her shoulders violently.
"HEY!! You okay? You got hit in the head!!!" He all but screamed in her face.
"Ungh, like stop it! Get your hands off me!" The kid stopped and looked offended, like she had just insulted his mother. "Please just leave me alone. Go on with your little game, just pretend I was never here." The kid looked at her like she was mental. Hell, maybe she was. She was after all being gawked at by a group of boys and hanging out with a teleporting, sneezing blue monkey, who, meanwhile, was giving her a tour of the city.
The kid snorted. "No way. You tell us what's going on right now." He was backed up by a chorus of loud voices and more questions. Kitty held up her hands, and they silenced themselves.
"Okay. You want answers? Fine. This," she pointed to Kurt. "Is a dog. He's my school mascot and I dyed him blue. Happy?"
"Bull! That had to be the stupidest story I've ever heard!!"
"Yeah, I mean, what do you think we are, 5?"
Kitty sighed. This was going to take a while.
~
"Your dreaming."
"Try again."
"Uhh, hallucinating."
"Nope."
"We were, abducted by aliens."
"Nuh uh."
"The penguins took us her and dropped us into the middle of your field." Kitty had been trying to explain exactly how they had gotten onto the field for the past 7 minutes, each story more eccentric than the last. The Boys, who had stopped their informal game altogether and created a little pow wow around Kitty and Kurt, looked like they started to believe the penguin bit, but their unofficial spokes person didn't look convinced. Kitty was running out of ideas. They hadn't even believed her when she had told them the truth. In fact, they had laughed at it.
"Your just making stuff up to cover your own hide." He sneered. "I bet you haven't told us one truthful thing yet. I wouldn't be surprised if you work for some sort of spy agency or something. Kitty looked hopeful at this and opened her mouth to tell him she was, but he held up his hand. "Don't even think about it. Its not my fault your to ditsy to make up you own cover stories."
Kurt stirred at this moment, causing some of the lounging boys to jump back a few steps in fright. Their leader, looking a little less confident now seeing that Kurt was indeed a I've, breathing fluff ball, glance from Kitty to Kurt and back again. Kitty saw her chance. *Urrrgg, he thinks I'm ditsy, I'll like show him ditsy.* She abruptly stood up, causing the boys to jump suddenly at her quick movement.
"YOU WANT THE TRUTH???? She yelled, "FINE!!!!!" She stormed over to Kurt and lifted him up into a half sitting half hanging position by the nape of his neck. "This," she pointed to Kurt, thwacking another kids arm with her erratic arm movements. "Is a demon. I am his spokes person. We came here because you are all a bunch of nosy, pushy, loud, stuck up brats and were pissed off at you!!!!"
All of the kids had backed away from her considerably now. One brave timid voice spoke up. "Are you gonna try to kill us?" He whimpered.
Kitty grinned evilly. "No," she whispered, dangerously quiet. "were here to take inventory, and to write done your names. Then when you die, YOU WILL JOIN US IN THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" The Kids all screamed and ran away, some looking back and shouting obscene words and phrases, others calling her a sicko and a psychotic nut case.
Kitty smiled to herself and dusted off her hands. *Ha. Serves them right.* She nodded and turned to look at Kurt, who she had dropped when she had dropped to the ground, just as he sneezed, and disappeared. Without her.
"Oh crap."
~
I apologize for 3 things: 1.) If you are a religious person or are offended in any way by the whole hell thing, I apologize. Kitty is supposedly psychotic in this scene, and she has no power to send anyone to hell anyway. 2.) I'm sorry for the cliffhanger, and I would appreciate some suggestions on the marvelous madness that this story has become. I can only hope I haven't dug myself into a hole here. But even if I have, I can fix it. 3.) I already said I was sorry for the lateness of this chapter, and don't worry, I will try to update more often.
ASGT: THANK YOU soo much for the review! No fair!! I wanna dye my hair purple!! Or maybe blue. hee hee, my mom would KILL me. Ahh, yes, little brothers are soo gullible.I suggest you have fun with that, because not long after 10 they figure out your a big fat liar and all the fun is gone. ::Sniffle:: Thanks again for the review!
Eileen: Thanks for the suggestion! I enjoyed writing this chapter, and I hope you liked it! If you have any comments/suggestions/complaints please ask!
Banter: Mwahahaha! And you thought the dog thing would piss him off.lets just hope Kitty doesn't go into too much detail about this particular part of their 'adventure.'
ManniElf18: You are so totally welcome!! Yes, I know, Mud is fun, but You must remember: this is Kitty, queen of the valley girls. I'm sure she would pass out if she touched a bug or something. : )
Ice50: Thank you! I'm glad you like my story so far!! I figured that I could make a little fic to show how Kitty and Kurt first got to know one another, because the show has oh so convieniently forggoten to show that. ::Fumes in a corner mumbling and kicking at things.::