I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!!!!!! I really didn't mean to wait so long, but first I got sick and then I had too much HW, and then I was playing video games and a noticed a lot of random stuff about X-men Evolution, that's really random. If you want me to tell you, THEN REVIEW!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!! BLACKMAIL!!!

ONCE AGAIN!!! Sorry for the delay, on with the show!!! Now where is my damn muse.

(::Kurt is clinging to the ceiling, while a drop of sweat trickles down his forehead and drops to the floor, mere centimeters from where De_Femme_O_Da_Night's back is turned. She whips around, looking at the sweat, with a squinty-evil look on her face. Kurt gulps. She slowly stands up, scratching her chin, then.starts singing loudly and goes downstairs to get a soda. Kurt sighs:: )

I have to give credit to 2 people on this story: 1) is Snitter In Rivindell because they gave me the idee for this story, and 2) never mind there was only one.

Oh yeah disclaimer. I've kinda forgotten it for the past, what, 2 chapters? So yeah, here is my universal disclaimer. So I'll never have to write another one again for the rest of this story.

I DON'OWN ANYTHING!!!! NOT EVEN THIS COMPUTER!!! ITS MY PARENT'S!!! BECAUSE MY CRAP LAPTOP IS CRAP AND DOESN'T HAVE INTERNET HOOK UP!!!! SO HAAAAA!!!!

*thinking* ^telepathic talking^ translations are at the bottom. ~

Kurt was getting worn out. He had teleported all over Bayville and he still hadn't gotten Kitty exactly what she wanted. He was beginning to think he would never get to see his show. Oh well. as long as Kitty liked him. She was cute.

He teleported, meaning to go to the mall for another try, but somehow ended up in Germany. He frowned, looking around. He was in the middle of a village square, but it seemed to be empty. He called out, but no one answered. Suddenly he heard a voice, right behind him.

"Wir haben Sie, Dämon gesucht. [1]" Said a grizzly villager.

Kurt panicked. He knew that face. It was his neighbor, Mr. Johannes[1], who had tried to burn him back home in Baravia. "Herr Johannes! Wartezeit! Nein kann ich erklären. Ich bin kein Dämon! Ich war nur etwas erhal-"[2]

Johannes didn't listen, and threw a burning torch at Kurt's feet. Suddenly he was surrounded by people, a lot of them who he had seen around Bayville. But they weren't screaming or anything. They just stood staring solemnly at him while he tried to free himself from a stake.

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Kurt groaned and whimpered in his sleep, tail thrashing wildly behind him. He muttered a few German words in his sleep, then tried to roll over onto his stomach.

Meanwhile, a stunned Old Navy cashier stood, mouth agape at the supposed 'monster' that had just appeared on the counter. The customer she had been helping was equally silent, as were the rest of the people in the store. After a few moments of quiet, someone screamed, and all hell broke loose.

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Kitty mumbled to herself as she climbed up a hill toward where she hoped was a main street. Kurt was sooo dead when she found him! She had already torn her jeans when she fell, and her hair had gotten caught in a bush and was all messed up. 'Hphming' to herself, she pushed through some bushes and found a street. *Well at least now I can get some directions home.* She started walking towards a store shopping center. Maybe someone there will know where the institute is.

Kitty stopped suddenly and smacked her head. The professor!!! Why hadn't she just told him what happened in the first place!! It would have saved her and Kurt a lot of trouble. *Uh oh.* a sudden thought hit her. She didn't know where Kurt was. She had just assumed he would be near by, and easy to find. But he wasn't anywhere, and Kitty had no idea where to start looking. *Okay, so contacting the professor is out of the question until I can find Kurt.*

Kitty began to walk towards the center again, hoping Kurt had gone there, when she heard some screaming.

"DEMON!!!!"

Yup. He was there.

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Kurt still hadn't moved, and seemed oblivious to the chaos surrounding him. People where screaming, mother where grabbing there children, people were passing out, and some where then grabbing clothes off the racks and running. Kurt slept on.

Kitty reached the front of an Old Navy building, panting. People where screaming inside, so this had to be the place. She ran through the front door, and saw Kurt, laying on a counter amidst some clothing. Trying to think of some way of getting him out of there, she had a sudden thought. She ran over to an empty check out station and pulled a fire alarm. The sprinklers kicked in, and soon everyone was heading for the exit, still screaming bloody murder.

Kurt stirred slightly, and his eyes opened groggily. He looked at Kitty. "Was machen Sie hier, Kätzchen?" [3]

Kitty grabbed Kurt the deranged and dragged him to the back of the store, hiding him behind some clothing racks. Kurt fell, limp to the ground, asleep again.

"Holy Crap!!! Kurt get up now!!!" Kurt rolled over and started snoring slightly. "Dammit!" Kitty ran her fingers through her sopping hair, trying to come up with something. Glancing up at the clothing rack, she grabbed a coat and a hooded sweatshirt and started forcing Kurt's limp, soaking body into them. She got the sweatshirt on first, then tried to hide his tail by wrapping it around his waist. All she managed to do was get it to entwine itself around her arm and cut off the circulation to her fingers, so she gave up.

She could hear sirens approaching the front of the store, and decided to try one more thing. *Time for drastic measures.* She stood, and drug Kurt over to a roller chair that was over in the dressing rooms. She picked him up and sat him on it, then making sure that he didn't fall off, ran towards the exit, phasing through anything that got in her way. She opened the door, only to see several police officers filing out of the car and around the building.

"Oh crap." She started to run towards the back door, but one of the rickety wheels got caught on some clothing that had fallen to the floor and she and Kurt tumbled onto the floor in a pile. She could hears Kurt groan, and felt him shift slightly underneath her.

"Kurt? Please tell me your awake," she heard some shouting and the emergency exits at the back of the store burst open. "C'mon Kurt, we've gotta go now!!" She could hear footsteps pounding on the floor through puddles of water, and tried shaking Kurt awake. "KURT GET UP NOW!!!"

Kurt sniffled. Kitty looked up just seconds before some officers rounded an isle. *Oh man, we are so dead,*

"Ahh, ACHOO!!" BAMF

An officer ran around a corner, only to find an isle with nothing but a chair and someone's shoe. She grabbed her walkie talkie, and moved to the next isle. "Fan out. This isles clear."

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MWAHAHAHA!! I liked that chapter. And there was no annoying little kids to have to explain things to. I personally don't like the ending that much, but I had to put the thing with the cop in just because it made it a little less awkward. Now.

TANSLATIONS

[1] We've been looking for you, Demon.

[2] Wait! No, I can explain! I'm not a Demon, I was just getting some-

[3] What are you doing here, Kitty?

Yes. And so without further adieu:

ManniElf18: Thank you!! You are such a loyal reviewer! I'm gonna check out your story as soon as a I get a chance!! TTYL!

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