I am soo sorry. I really did not mean for it this to take so long in
coming out. I feel stupid. Apparently, my mind doesn't register time
anymore, and I can't even remember when I last updated. Was it a week? 2?
Ahh well. I apologize for being lame.
I hope you guys like this chappie. Its dedicated to Serlida Satenka. I was thinking about doing a funeral one, and you have motivated me to finally write it!! Yay!! And a renaissance fair sounds cool.
***** WARNING: I know I am gonna sound like a total geek, but if you are claustrophobic, you might wanna reconsider reading this chappie. ::Receives a lot of REALLY weird looks:: WAIT!!! Let me explain. My friend is REALLY really claustrophobic, and if she even hears people talking about getting stuck in a small space she has a panic attack. Once in class, our teacher was talking about a guy who got stuck in a well and she got so freaked that she had to leave the room. It wasn't pretty. And I don't want anyone winding up in a state of panicked shock just from reading this, so there. ::People continue to stare:: All right, all right, just read the damn story.
**** Oh yeah, I'm thinkin about upping the rating now, if not soon. Just cause. Ya.
*thoughts*
^Telepathic talking^
translations at bottom
~
Kitty opened her eyes. Wherever they were, the air was very stale, it was dark, and at first she wasn't sure if she had opened her eyes at all. After the dizziness that came with the teleporting went away, she realized that she had landed in a rather precarious position. She was lying on something slightly squashy, with Kurt on top of her, face down. They were both pressed tightly against each other, apparently stuck somewhere small. *Oh yeah, like, this isn't awkward. Not at all.* She tried to push Kurt's body off of hers, but found she couldn't.
Frowning, she put her arms up to see if she could feel her surroundings. Above her and Kurt was an abrupt wall, and almost immediately to her left and right were walls as well. *Where the hell are we?* Reaching behind her shoulder, she tried to feel what they had landed on. It was cold, slightly squishy, and lumpy. It was covered in fabric, almost like the stuff they made tuxedos out of.
Kitty's frown deepened. She moved her hand up, a little above her ear, and froze. Whimpering slightly and shivering, she continued up, only to discover the thing they were lying on had a face. She let out a stifled scream. She was in a coffin. With Kurt. And a dead body. And Kurt.
"Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god," She phased through the lid of the coffin, desperately trying to wipe off and body cooties that could have gotten on her and shaking like mad. Kurt had teleported her into a coffin!!! What kind of psychopath was he? She looked nervously around the church, hugging herself and sniffling. The Church appeared to be empty, but a lot of the candles were lit and the pews looked like they had just been cleaned.
Kitty's heart finally started to slow down, and she became a little more pissed off than scared. She looked around for an exit, then did a double take back to the coffin and rushed over to it. Kurt was still inside. Reluctant to go back into the coffin, or even open it for that matter, she grimaced and reached her arm through the lid, hopefully grabbing Kurt and going and making their escape.
Unfortunately for Kitty, things did not go as smoothly as planned.
She grabbed one of Kurt's Wrists and pulled, only to find she hadn't actually phased Kurt through the Coffin. She had phased the body. She screamed and dropped the body, staring from it to the coffin and back again. Then she heard the talking.
Coming from a door on the other side of the room, she heard muffled voices heading rapidly towards her. Panicking, she shoved the body underneath the table the coffin was lying on, hiding it from view, then finding no where else to hide, jumped back into the coffin with Kurt, just as a priest and some other person ran into the room. Kurt had somehow rolled onto his side when had taken the body out, and she was forced to lay on her side as well, back facing him. She heard the voices on the other side of the coffin moving closer, and tried to quiet her breathing.
She half expected them to throw the coffin lid open, and discover them. She expected them to freak out when they saw her, and freak out even more when they saw Kurt. She expected that another long, lengthy string of excuses for his appearance was in her near future. She did not expect Kurt to mumble in his sleep, then lazily drape his arm over her, cuddling up close and burying his face in her hair. Her eyes widened, and she tried to push him off as quietly as possible. Kurt just started purring and squeezed her tighter.
"Sie riechen gutes, Kätzchen." [1]
Kitty had no idea what he had said, but she figured it probably wasn't good for her. She frantically tried to roll over, but Kurt's bear hug held her in place.
"Kurt!!" She hissed. "Kurt, wake up! We have to get out of here!" Kurt purred louder.
Kitty closed her eyes and clenched her fists, resisting the urge to hit her head against the wall of the coffin repeatedly. She was about to phase out of the coffin and his grasp, when she heard something that made her eyes go as wide as dinner plates.
The muffled speaking, was getting louder. And there was more muffled speaking than before. And an organ had started to play. People had started to enter the church and take their seats for the memorial service. Kitty's heart was pounding frantically in her chest. Suddenly the organ stopped, and she heard someone walking over to the coffin. *Oh crap.*
The lid opened, and for a moment there was complete silence. Kitty looked up at the man who had opened the lid, and for a moment neither of them knew exactly what to do. That didn't last long though.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The man reeled back, pushing on the table and knocking it over. Kitty, Kurt, and the coffin when tumbling to the ground, and the body was revealed from underneath the table cloth. Kitty ripped herself from Kurt's grasp, and quickly jumped up and away from the mess in front of her. She looked up, facing a crowd of astonished people, many who had even stopped crying and were looking at her with a mixture of shock and horror.
Her face turned bright red, and she began to stammer, trying to push Kurt out of their view. "I-I am sooo s-sorry this was l-like a t-total accident, j-just l-like - I-I mean -" she looked up, realizing that no one had done anything, and that they were all still staring at her, mouths agape. She could tell however, that they were getting over their shock, and pretty soon there was going to be hell to pay. Becoming more uncomfortable by the second, she started to slowly back away, dragging Kurt by the tail. "I-uh, um, like, apologize, and uh, um," she looked frantically to her left and right, trying to find an escape. "Look uh, no hard feelings, okay?"
"ACHOOO!" BAMF
~
I must say, I am rather pleased with how that came out. ::Big huge smile:: I'm sorry if I messed up how the funeral setting is supposed to be, but this way just worked for my story. Ya. Um, so.
Translation:
[1] You smell good, Kitty.
REVEIWERS!!!
Raskolion Pheonix: Glad you like it! I loved that sub plot too! Ya, I just put that little note up there because I got someone who asked me to email them. Thanks for the review! Luv ya!
Serilda Satenka: Thank you for the suggestion! I was thinking bout writing a funeral one, but I just needed motivation! And if no one gives me another suggestion, I'll write the rennasance fair one as well! thank you so so much!
Tailfeather: I am especially sorry to you, for this taking so long to come out!!! I really hope you don't hold it against me! I'm glad you liked it!
Radical-Seto: Like I said before, I am sorry this took so long. I am I dork. I'm glad you like it though!
Myzan: Yes, I have those anti-romance days too. I'm not sure if I will make it a romance or not, but I might twist it around so it implies a chance for romance later on.
Mannielf18: Yeah, about the Jesus Christ thing, thank you for pointing that out. I'm gonna fix that, because I was having a brain fart and didn't stop to consider that Kitty probably wouldn't say that. And thank you for the long review!! TTYL: talk to you later.
Snitter in Rivendell: Thank you for putting me on your favs list! I am so honored!! And one more time: I AM SO SORRY THIS WAS SO LATE!!! I'll try harder to update. Honest.
Now, GO REVEIW!!!! ( I have 20 reviews! Do you people have any idee how happy that makes me? And when I'm happy, I write more!! So review!! What a concept!!"
I hope you guys like this chappie. Its dedicated to Serlida Satenka. I was thinking about doing a funeral one, and you have motivated me to finally write it!! Yay!! And a renaissance fair sounds cool.
***** WARNING: I know I am gonna sound like a total geek, but if you are claustrophobic, you might wanna reconsider reading this chappie. ::Receives a lot of REALLY weird looks:: WAIT!!! Let me explain. My friend is REALLY really claustrophobic, and if she even hears people talking about getting stuck in a small space she has a panic attack. Once in class, our teacher was talking about a guy who got stuck in a well and she got so freaked that she had to leave the room. It wasn't pretty. And I don't want anyone winding up in a state of panicked shock just from reading this, so there. ::People continue to stare:: All right, all right, just read the damn story.
**** Oh yeah, I'm thinkin about upping the rating now, if not soon. Just cause. Ya.
*thoughts*
^Telepathic talking^
translations at bottom
~
Kitty opened her eyes. Wherever they were, the air was very stale, it was dark, and at first she wasn't sure if she had opened her eyes at all. After the dizziness that came with the teleporting went away, she realized that she had landed in a rather precarious position. She was lying on something slightly squashy, with Kurt on top of her, face down. They were both pressed tightly against each other, apparently stuck somewhere small. *Oh yeah, like, this isn't awkward. Not at all.* She tried to push Kurt's body off of hers, but found she couldn't.
Frowning, she put her arms up to see if she could feel her surroundings. Above her and Kurt was an abrupt wall, and almost immediately to her left and right were walls as well. *Where the hell are we?* Reaching behind her shoulder, she tried to feel what they had landed on. It was cold, slightly squishy, and lumpy. It was covered in fabric, almost like the stuff they made tuxedos out of.
Kitty's frown deepened. She moved her hand up, a little above her ear, and froze. Whimpering slightly and shivering, she continued up, only to discover the thing they were lying on had a face. She let out a stifled scream. She was in a coffin. With Kurt. And a dead body. And Kurt.
"Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god," She phased through the lid of the coffin, desperately trying to wipe off and body cooties that could have gotten on her and shaking like mad. Kurt had teleported her into a coffin!!! What kind of psychopath was he? She looked nervously around the church, hugging herself and sniffling. The Church appeared to be empty, but a lot of the candles were lit and the pews looked like they had just been cleaned.
Kitty's heart finally started to slow down, and she became a little more pissed off than scared. She looked around for an exit, then did a double take back to the coffin and rushed over to it. Kurt was still inside. Reluctant to go back into the coffin, or even open it for that matter, she grimaced and reached her arm through the lid, hopefully grabbing Kurt and going and making their escape.
Unfortunately for Kitty, things did not go as smoothly as planned.
She grabbed one of Kurt's Wrists and pulled, only to find she hadn't actually phased Kurt through the Coffin. She had phased the body. She screamed and dropped the body, staring from it to the coffin and back again. Then she heard the talking.
Coming from a door on the other side of the room, she heard muffled voices heading rapidly towards her. Panicking, she shoved the body underneath the table the coffin was lying on, hiding it from view, then finding no where else to hide, jumped back into the coffin with Kurt, just as a priest and some other person ran into the room. Kurt had somehow rolled onto his side when had taken the body out, and she was forced to lay on her side as well, back facing him. She heard the voices on the other side of the coffin moving closer, and tried to quiet her breathing.
She half expected them to throw the coffin lid open, and discover them. She expected them to freak out when they saw her, and freak out even more when they saw Kurt. She expected that another long, lengthy string of excuses for his appearance was in her near future. She did not expect Kurt to mumble in his sleep, then lazily drape his arm over her, cuddling up close and burying his face in her hair. Her eyes widened, and she tried to push him off as quietly as possible. Kurt just started purring and squeezed her tighter.
"Sie riechen gutes, Kätzchen." [1]
Kitty had no idea what he had said, but she figured it probably wasn't good for her. She frantically tried to roll over, but Kurt's bear hug held her in place.
"Kurt!!" She hissed. "Kurt, wake up! We have to get out of here!" Kurt purred louder.
Kitty closed her eyes and clenched her fists, resisting the urge to hit her head against the wall of the coffin repeatedly. She was about to phase out of the coffin and his grasp, when she heard something that made her eyes go as wide as dinner plates.
The muffled speaking, was getting louder. And there was more muffled speaking than before. And an organ had started to play. People had started to enter the church and take their seats for the memorial service. Kitty's heart was pounding frantically in her chest. Suddenly the organ stopped, and she heard someone walking over to the coffin. *Oh crap.*
The lid opened, and for a moment there was complete silence. Kitty looked up at the man who had opened the lid, and for a moment neither of them knew exactly what to do. That didn't last long though.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The man reeled back, pushing on the table and knocking it over. Kitty, Kurt, and the coffin when tumbling to the ground, and the body was revealed from underneath the table cloth. Kitty ripped herself from Kurt's grasp, and quickly jumped up and away from the mess in front of her. She looked up, facing a crowd of astonished people, many who had even stopped crying and were looking at her with a mixture of shock and horror.
Her face turned bright red, and she began to stammer, trying to push Kurt out of their view. "I-I am sooo s-sorry this was l-like a t-total accident, j-just l-like - I-I mean -" she looked up, realizing that no one had done anything, and that they were all still staring at her, mouths agape. She could tell however, that they were getting over their shock, and pretty soon there was going to be hell to pay. Becoming more uncomfortable by the second, she started to slowly back away, dragging Kurt by the tail. "I-uh, um, like, apologize, and uh, um," she looked frantically to her left and right, trying to find an escape. "Look uh, no hard feelings, okay?"
"ACHOOO!" BAMF
~
I must say, I am rather pleased with how that came out. ::Big huge smile:: I'm sorry if I messed up how the funeral setting is supposed to be, but this way just worked for my story. Ya. Um, so.
Translation:
[1] You smell good, Kitty.
REVEIWERS!!!
Raskolion Pheonix: Glad you like it! I loved that sub plot too! Ya, I just put that little note up there because I got someone who asked me to email them. Thanks for the review! Luv ya!
Serilda Satenka: Thank you for the suggestion! I was thinking bout writing a funeral one, but I just needed motivation! And if no one gives me another suggestion, I'll write the rennasance fair one as well! thank you so so much!
Tailfeather: I am especially sorry to you, for this taking so long to come out!!! I really hope you don't hold it against me! I'm glad you liked it!
Radical-Seto: Like I said before, I am sorry this took so long. I am I dork. I'm glad you like it though!
Myzan: Yes, I have those anti-romance days too. I'm not sure if I will make it a romance or not, but I might twist it around so it implies a chance for romance later on.
Mannielf18: Yeah, about the Jesus Christ thing, thank you for pointing that out. I'm gonna fix that, because I was having a brain fart and didn't stop to consider that Kitty probably wouldn't say that. And thank you for the long review!! TTYL: talk to you later.
Snitter in Rivendell: Thank you for putting me on your favs list! I am so honored!! And one more time: I AM SO SORRY THIS WAS SO LATE!!! I'll try harder to update. Honest.
Now, GO REVEIW!!!! ( I have 20 reviews! Do you people have any idee how happy that makes me? And when I'm happy, I write more!! So review!! What a concept!!"