Tasuki and the Sex Journals no# 3

By: Mike hawk & Anime-Fever

Rated: R Slashes, sex and anything that doesn't normally pop up in the human mind.

A/N: I don't think I have to tell you but I will anyway**=actions =thoughts and \\ = author notes. Ok now I have to say this so sorry for the delay in updating this we'll try harder next time promise.

\this is outside the palace of Konan.\

Chichiri: * walk's up from behind Tasuki hehehe * pinches Tasuki's Ass *

Tasuki: yahoo!!!! * turns to Chichiri * whoah. Cheri what the fuck was that for?

Chichiri: * smile and shrugs * don't know just felt like it no Da.

Tasuki: *remembers the rubber member in his hand and smirks * heeeey Chichiri do you wanna try something?

Chichiri: like what

Tasuki: * leads Chichiri to his chamber in the palace *

Chichiri: what are we doing here no Da?

Tasuki: well Tama found this in Miaka's stuff * pulls out the dildo *

Chichiri: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh pritttttyy….what is it no Da? * all of a sudden loosing his peppiness *

Tasuki: Miaka says it's a dildo and you have to stick it up your ass n' girls stick it up their kitty.* laughs * And Tama shoved it up his * laughs uncontrollably * hhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaahaahhaahahahhahahhhhaaaa ow * regains himself he screamed like a mother fuckker.

Chichiri: so that's what that was no Da. * eyes bulges out so much his mask falls off * shit *places the mask on again * how does it work again?

Tasuki: * sweat drop * why?

Chichiri: cause I want to know no Da!

Tasuki: well you shove it up your ass. Ya fucken gay monk! * hands Chichiri the dildo *

Chichiri: * reaches his hand out to grab the dildo * thanks * grins evilly, drops the dildo * oops sorry no Da

Tasuki: butta fingers. I got it * bends over to pick up the rubber dick *

Chichiri: * gets the dildo quick as a wink and runs behind the Tasuki, rips Tasuki's pants down *

Tasuki: what Da… *face pinches * yeawww!! * squeals so loud birds fly away *

Chichiri: antu baka?

Tasuki: hai

Mike hawk : tone the fuck down some people are trying to sleep around here ya ass hole!

Tasuki: no prob. *under his breath * bitch!

Hawk: I HERD That!!!

Tasuki: dammit!!!

Chichiri & Tasuki: get your ass back here to the story no da!

Tasuki: what am I a bell boy for you fucken people!?

Anime-fever: back to work Tasuki! And don't make us interrupt again! * gives Tasuki and Hawk an evil glare * got it, get it good on ward people action!

Chichiri: phew at least she didn't blow up in my face.

Hawk & Fever: CHICHIRI SHUT UP!!!

Chichiri: Sorry

/ok back to the story/

Chichiri: amidaida

Tasuki: aligato!! * squeals *

Chichiri: * smiles rips the dildo out of Tasuki's ass * better now * holds up the dildo in front of him with a board smile on his face *

Tasuki: * deeply breathing * yea.. all better now…..

Hawk: hahahahahahahahha * breathes * you have to wait nnananaannan! Hahaha.

Fever: DOWN * hits hawk over the head with Tasuki's Hessian fan * quit teasing the readers!! Sorry but hawk IS right you all have to wait until Chichiri and the sex journals to see what happens to these two. So have a nice Day!!

Hawk: ouch you hit me! Bitch master! * walks away *

Fever: * throws a fist full of pebbles at hawk * hey Mike!

Hawk: What! * turns around to get bombarded by pebbles dodging all but one which hits em between the eyes * ow * falls to the ground *

Fever: don't you EVER call me that again!! Well till next time in the Fushigi Yugi journals of Intimacy! See yah!! * looks down at mike * medic!!