Woah. I got a lot of reviews. And suggestions!! I am so happy that you
all like my story!!! ::does a touchdown dance:: I only hope you don't all
hate me because I haven't updated in forever. It's almost been 2 weeks.
::Sigh::
Well, hopefully you guys will like this chapter. I had such a hard time picking out what to do for this chapter. All those idees where great, but unfortunately, I can't use all of them. : ( I am however, going to use as many as I can. I already know pretty much what's going to happen in the last chapter, so I couldn't really use any of the ones where Kurt wakes up, (::Ducks as tomatoes, shoes, and the odd stapler are thrown at her head.:: ) but I will try my best to incorperate them in somehow.
For example, this chappie will kinda be a combinations of Glaivester and Mannielf18. G-ster suggested a bar and Manni suggested a party, and that inspired me to write this. ::MWAHAHAHAHcoughCOUGHcough..::Ahem::
I have to update my disclaimer for this chapter only, because I included a funny little line from invader Zim in there. Yet another thing I don't own. ::sniffle:: I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.
*Thoughts*
^telepathic talking^
[Translations at bottom.]
{authours note at bottom}
~
When they reappeared from the teleport, Kittie's ears were blasted with loud music and drunken shouts and squeals. They also managed to appear some five feet above a giant punch bowl and a table covered in food.
"AHHHHHH!" ::SPLOOSH:: Kitty landed in the punch bowl while Kurt landed on a pile of mozzerella sticks.
Kitty groaned, and attempted to get out f the punch bowl but ended up falling off the table and onto the floor, drenching herself from head to foot in the stuff. She caught a whiff of the it and crinckled her nose. *Great, now I'm gonna smell like beer for the rest of the night.* Thoroughly embarrased, she tried to stand up but slipped on the 'punch' and had to grab the table ledge support herself.
They were in a pretty big house, and it looked like it would be very pretty accept that there was upturned furniture, broken glassware and drunken people wildly dancing and making out on the couch. The whole place smelled like barf, and the music was so loud it was making her ears hurt.
She looked over at Kurt, who was being inspected by a girl with short brown hair and a guy who she assumed was her boyfriend. The girl was poking Kurt with a Mozzerella stick and laughing histerically, while the guy was trying to open a can of beer that was upsidown.
Kitty grabbed Kurt off the table, pulling down a tray of food and saving him from a severe case of pokey-trauma.{1} the mozzerella girl look up dizzily at Kitty, then frowned.
"Hey! That's mine!" she made a grab for Kurt, Mozzerella stick forgotten, and took a hold of his tail. The beer-can-boy looked up at the scuffle, then at the mozzerella stick, which he picked up and tried to use to pry open the can.
Kitty managed to pull Kurt away, but slipped on the spilt punch and fell into a crowd of people. They continued dance and jump wildley even though it was a slow song, and nearly crushed Kitty. She rolled over and found Kurt, grabbing his arm and pulling him closer to her, then as a second thought grabbed his tail and kept it out of harms way, or the occaisional foot.
She phased herself and Kurt through the crowd of oblisious people, and somehow managed to drag him through a wall, coming to rest on the other side. "Okay," she panted, "that wasn't too bad." She winced as the wall she was leaning on literally shook as someone ran head on in to it. "Maybe I should contact the proffessor now," he turned back to Kurt, even though he couldn't hear her.
^Professor?^
^Kitty? Where did you go? Ororo is looking for you!^ Kitty winced. He sounded a little pissed.
^Kurt teleported again, and I don't know where we are. It's some kind of party.^
^Alright. I'll try to fing you on cerebro, but a need you to get out of there andtry to find out a street name or address of some sort where we can pick you up.^
Kitty sighed. ^That will probably be easier said than done. I try.^
She didn't wait for a reply and stood up. She had phased into a hallway, in front of a flight of stairs, and couldn't tell wich way led anywhere near an exit. She went to her left and when she reached the end, she found a door and opened it, finding a patio followed by a light of stairs that led down to the main street.
Kitty grinned and turned back towards the hallway to get Kurt, only to find that he was gone. *Crap! He teleported again!* She ran over to where she had left him, then looked around, nervously running a hand trough her hair and regretting it. *Eew, that punch-stuff made my hair all sticky.*
She sighed and concentrated, trying to contact the Professor again. ^Um, Professor?^
He replyed, sounding rather tired. ^Yes?^
^I lost Kurt.^ There was silence for a moment.
^No you didn't.^
^Yes, I did. I turned my back and he teleported, and I don't know where he is.^
^No, he's still there, I would have detected him if he had teleported.^ Kitty's frustration skyrocketed.
^Well where is he then?!?^
^I'm not sure. Probably close by. You need to find him.^
Kitty rolled her eyes. ^Fine, I'll go find him.^ She started walking down the opposite way where she had just been, pastpast the stairs, and found that the other end of the hallway lead to a fork; one way led to the room she had just been in, and the other had several doors that led to separate rooms. She decided to check in the rooms, because that way didn't smell as bad and the music wasn't as loud. She opened the first door to find a kitchen that was empty accept for someone who was sprawled out on the counter in their underware. She decided to try another door.
*Lets see whats behind door number two!* She threw it open only to find someone throwing up what looked like watermelon and refried beans. She turned and quickly walked back towards the party room. *Maybe I should just check in here then.* When she reached the room however, she was horrified.
The good news was that Kurt was in there. The bad news was that everyone else seemed to think he was a piñata. They were trying to tie a string around his waist, and someone had found a broken chair leg to hit him with.
"NO!!! STOP!!" Kitty ran foreward and grabbed kurt, attempting to pull him away from the crowd. One extremely drunk kid grabbed kurts arm.
"Hey! You can't take that! It's mine! I bought it!"
Kitty rolled her eyes. "Oh yeah. I'm sure you did."
She pulled Kurt from his grasp and started to drag him towards the door, when the mozzerella girl from before spotted her. "Ooh! And she stole it from me too."
"No she couldn't have stolen it from you, because it's mine! Youre just jealous!"
"This has nothing to do with jelly!"{2} Then she giggled insanley and dropped from sight, while beer-can boy attempted to smash two cans together in hoped of one of them opening.
Kitty pulled Kurt out into the hallway again, but was stopped in her tracks when she ran head-on into the underware kid from the kitchen. She looked at him and he blinked, swaying a little.
Kitty timidly cleared her throat. "Excuse me, I need to get through," she gestured for him to move to the side, but he just stared at her and quriked her head to the side.
"Do I know you?"
Kitty quirked and eyebrow and shook her head no. "Look, I reall have to leave so if you coul-"
"Jessica?"
"No."
"Riley?"
"No, plea-"
"Dave?"
Kitty blinked at that one, then phased through him and headed towards the door.
"Oh yeah? Well I know where you live!!" Underware kid yelled out, then fell over.
Kitty rolled her eyes "Uh-huh. Sure you do." Then sighed inwardly. *memo to self; never get drunk.*
Kitty had almost made it towards the hall when she heard sirens. Police sirens. *Oh crap.* She dropped Kurt and ran to the front door, looking out and seeing three police cars pull up in front of the house. Cursing silently, she ran back towards Kurt, determined to find a back door. She highly doubted the police would think he was a piñata.
When she reached Kurt, he had started to move a little, and mumbled something in his sleep. Kitty glanced at the door, then dragged Kurt back towards the hallway with the doors. This time she found a closet, and shut Kurt and herself inside. She found a light switch and turned it on then kneeled down by Kurt, grabbing his shoulders and shaking him gently.
"Kurt? Wake up! Come on. We cannot get caught!" If they were found now, not only would they be in trouble for being at an underaged drinking party, but she would have to explain Kurt's appearence for the third time that day.
Kurt's eyes opened a little, and Kitty let out a quiet shout of triumph, which was short lived, because Kurt looked like he didn't even recognize her. "Kurt? Are you okay?" He blinked and mumbled something, causing Kitty to lean in closer. "Come again? I didn't catch that."
Kurt winced and leaned his head back against the wall. "Drehen Sie Ihre Musik, Kätzchen herunter. Mein Kopf verletzt.[1]" Kitty groaned.
"Whatever, just stay awake, please!" Kurt immediately dissobeyed her by falling deeper into la-la-land. Kitty growled, but stopped when the music was turned off and policemen's shouts echoed down the hallway. "Shit!" She went back to shaking Kurt, who failed to wake up. She bit her lip and turned back towads the door, ready to phase through the floor if she needed to. She quickly stopped thinking about possible escape plans when she heard a noise that was music to her ears.
Kurt was sniffleing.
A huge, releived smile grew on her face. "YES! Kurt, please sneeze! Teleport us out of here!" She could here doors being thrown open, and the sound of footsteps was getting closer. She started to shake Kurt violently. "This is the first time I've actually wanted you to teleport me you idiot, so just sneeze already!"
Kurt didn't move.
Kitty heard foot steps coming towards the door and saw a shadow stop underneath the door frame. *Oh shit.* The door frame started to turn when
"ACHOO!" BAMF
The officer opened the door, only to find a wall of foul smelling smoke. Frowning, he called to his partner. "They must have hid drugs in here or some thing. It reeks!"
His partner was attempting to handcuff beer-can-boy who had started crying because she had taken away his beer. "Fine. We'll write 'em up later, just gimme a hand with this kid."
~
I apologise if I over did it with the drunk people. I've never actually met a drunk person. I am sheltered and live in a bubble. A suburban bubble. ::sigh::
It was really bizzar, while I was typing this, I went on a translation website for the quote Kurt said, and my thumb started twitching. It was really weird. I could use the mous properly because we have the kind were the mous is stationary and there's this ball on the side that you use with your thumb to move, and my thumb was twitching so bad I kept clicking on the wrong stuff. I almost translated it into chinese. . .
ANOTHER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! My spellcheck isn't working, so I really am sorry if anything is spelled wrong or if there is any grammar mistakes. Just let me know and I'll fix them.
Translations: [1] Drehen Sie Ihre Musik, Kätzchen herunter. Mein Kopf verletzt = Turn your music down, Kitty. My head hurts.
Yes folks, Kurt is actually saying rational things. Maybe he'll wake up soon? ::Wink wink nudge nudge::
AN: {1} Pokey-trauma. Hee hee. . . anybody here watch Invader Zim? I couldn't resist putting that in. {2} That whole 'you're' just jealos-jelly thing was from Invader Zim as well. Sheesh, I really need to lay off the cartoons. . .
REWIEWERS! I had so many this time! This is gonna take a while.
Banter: Glad you like it! Looking back on other chapters I do feel a little sorry for her. . .oh well. I'm thinking about maybe one or two more chapters, tops. Keep reviewing!
Hooh: Glad you like!
SkyDancerHawk: No worries! I'll try to update more often.
Glaivester: I hope you liked this chapter. I know it isn't exactly what you suggeste, but I really didn't feel like tryin to have Kitty explain things to people anymore, and your idee for a bar got me into thinking she should atleast run into someone whos drunk. . .well, now shes run into a whole housefull. And I understand what you meant about the language thing. I'm horrible with that kinda stuff, just languages in general. I flunked spanish one. Que pasa? ^.^
Snitter: Yeah, I liked the football game one. About the waterpark thing, I'm not sure, because I already know how Kurt is going to wake up in the last chapter, but I garuntee it will be funny. I hope. 0.o I'll try to add at least one or two more chapters though. . .and judging by how long it takes me to update, this fic wont be over with for a while! :b
Mannielf18: Thanks for the party idee! I just wrote this today, so it was a little late for a Halloween party, but I think this one works! Thanks for the suggestion!
Radical-Seto: A church service. . . I like the idee, I'm just not sure how to put it in. . . I'll think about it. Thanks!
Yatta! Okay, reviews are done, now click on the hot-little-button down there! REVIEW!!!!!!
Well, hopefully you guys will like this chapter. I had such a hard time picking out what to do for this chapter. All those idees where great, but unfortunately, I can't use all of them. : ( I am however, going to use as many as I can. I already know pretty much what's going to happen in the last chapter, so I couldn't really use any of the ones where Kurt wakes up, (::Ducks as tomatoes, shoes, and the odd stapler are thrown at her head.:: ) but I will try my best to incorperate them in somehow.
For example, this chappie will kinda be a combinations of Glaivester and Mannielf18. G-ster suggested a bar and Manni suggested a party, and that inspired me to write this. ::MWAHAHAHAHcoughCOUGHcough..::Ahem::
I have to update my disclaimer for this chapter only, because I included a funny little line from invader Zim in there. Yet another thing I don't own. ::sniffle:: I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.
*Thoughts*
^telepathic talking^
[Translations at bottom.]
{authours note at bottom}
~
When they reappeared from the teleport, Kittie's ears were blasted with loud music and drunken shouts and squeals. They also managed to appear some five feet above a giant punch bowl and a table covered in food.
"AHHHHHH!" ::SPLOOSH:: Kitty landed in the punch bowl while Kurt landed on a pile of mozzerella sticks.
Kitty groaned, and attempted to get out f the punch bowl but ended up falling off the table and onto the floor, drenching herself from head to foot in the stuff. She caught a whiff of the it and crinckled her nose. *Great, now I'm gonna smell like beer for the rest of the night.* Thoroughly embarrased, she tried to stand up but slipped on the 'punch' and had to grab the table ledge support herself.
They were in a pretty big house, and it looked like it would be very pretty accept that there was upturned furniture, broken glassware and drunken people wildly dancing and making out on the couch. The whole place smelled like barf, and the music was so loud it was making her ears hurt.
She looked over at Kurt, who was being inspected by a girl with short brown hair and a guy who she assumed was her boyfriend. The girl was poking Kurt with a Mozzerella stick and laughing histerically, while the guy was trying to open a can of beer that was upsidown.
Kitty grabbed Kurt off the table, pulling down a tray of food and saving him from a severe case of pokey-trauma.{1} the mozzerella girl look up dizzily at Kitty, then frowned.
"Hey! That's mine!" she made a grab for Kurt, Mozzerella stick forgotten, and took a hold of his tail. The beer-can-boy looked up at the scuffle, then at the mozzerella stick, which he picked up and tried to use to pry open the can.
Kitty managed to pull Kurt away, but slipped on the spilt punch and fell into a crowd of people. They continued dance and jump wildley even though it was a slow song, and nearly crushed Kitty. She rolled over and found Kurt, grabbing his arm and pulling him closer to her, then as a second thought grabbed his tail and kept it out of harms way, or the occaisional foot.
She phased herself and Kurt through the crowd of oblisious people, and somehow managed to drag him through a wall, coming to rest on the other side. "Okay," she panted, "that wasn't too bad." She winced as the wall she was leaning on literally shook as someone ran head on in to it. "Maybe I should contact the proffessor now," he turned back to Kurt, even though he couldn't hear her.
^Professor?^
^Kitty? Where did you go? Ororo is looking for you!^ Kitty winced. He sounded a little pissed.
^Kurt teleported again, and I don't know where we are. It's some kind of party.^
^Alright. I'll try to fing you on cerebro, but a need you to get out of there andtry to find out a street name or address of some sort where we can pick you up.^
Kitty sighed. ^That will probably be easier said than done. I try.^
She didn't wait for a reply and stood up. She had phased into a hallway, in front of a flight of stairs, and couldn't tell wich way led anywhere near an exit. She went to her left and when she reached the end, she found a door and opened it, finding a patio followed by a light of stairs that led down to the main street.
Kitty grinned and turned back towards the hallway to get Kurt, only to find that he was gone. *Crap! He teleported again!* She ran over to where she had left him, then looked around, nervously running a hand trough her hair and regretting it. *Eew, that punch-stuff made my hair all sticky.*
She sighed and concentrated, trying to contact the Professor again. ^Um, Professor?^
He replyed, sounding rather tired. ^Yes?^
^I lost Kurt.^ There was silence for a moment.
^No you didn't.^
^Yes, I did. I turned my back and he teleported, and I don't know where he is.^
^No, he's still there, I would have detected him if he had teleported.^ Kitty's frustration skyrocketed.
^Well where is he then?!?^
^I'm not sure. Probably close by. You need to find him.^
Kitty rolled her eyes. ^Fine, I'll go find him.^ She started walking down the opposite way where she had just been, pastpast the stairs, and found that the other end of the hallway lead to a fork; one way led to the room she had just been in, and the other had several doors that led to separate rooms. She decided to check in the rooms, because that way didn't smell as bad and the music wasn't as loud. She opened the first door to find a kitchen that was empty accept for someone who was sprawled out on the counter in their underware. She decided to try another door.
*Lets see whats behind door number two!* She threw it open only to find someone throwing up what looked like watermelon and refried beans. She turned and quickly walked back towards the party room. *Maybe I should just check in here then.* When she reached the room however, she was horrified.
The good news was that Kurt was in there. The bad news was that everyone else seemed to think he was a piñata. They were trying to tie a string around his waist, and someone had found a broken chair leg to hit him with.
"NO!!! STOP!!" Kitty ran foreward and grabbed kurt, attempting to pull him away from the crowd. One extremely drunk kid grabbed kurts arm.
"Hey! You can't take that! It's mine! I bought it!"
Kitty rolled her eyes. "Oh yeah. I'm sure you did."
She pulled Kurt from his grasp and started to drag him towards the door, when the mozzerella girl from before spotted her. "Ooh! And she stole it from me too."
"No she couldn't have stolen it from you, because it's mine! Youre just jealous!"
"This has nothing to do with jelly!"{2} Then she giggled insanley and dropped from sight, while beer-can boy attempted to smash two cans together in hoped of one of them opening.
Kitty pulled Kurt out into the hallway again, but was stopped in her tracks when she ran head-on into the underware kid from the kitchen. She looked at him and he blinked, swaying a little.
Kitty timidly cleared her throat. "Excuse me, I need to get through," she gestured for him to move to the side, but he just stared at her and quriked her head to the side.
"Do I know you?"
Kitty quirked and eyebrow and shook her head no. "Look, I reall have to leave so if you coul-"
"Jessica?"
"No."
"Riley?"
"No, plea-"
"Dave?"
Kitty blinked at that one, then phased through him and headed towards the door.
"Oh yeah? Well I know where you live!!" Underware kid yelled out, then fell over.
Kitty rolled her eyes "Uh-huh. Sure you do." Then sighed inwardly. *memo to self; never get drunk.*
Kitty had almost made it towards the hall when she heard sirens. Police sirens. *Oh crap.* She dropped Kurt and ran to the front door, looking out and seeing three police cars pull up in front of the house. Cursing silently, she ran back towards Kurt, determined to find a back door. She highly doubted the police would think he was a piñata.
When she reached Kurt, he had started to move a little, and mumbled something in his sleep. Kitty glanced at the door, then dragged Kurt back towards the hallway with the doors. This time she found a closet, and shut Kurt and herself inside. She found a light switch and turned it on then kneeled down by Kurt, grabbing his shoulders and shaking him gently.
"Kurt? Wake up! Come on. We cannot get caught!" If they were found now, not only would they be in trouble for being at an underaged drinking party, but she would have to explain Kurt's appearence for the third time that day.
Kurt's eyes opened a little, and Kitty let out a quiet shout of triumph, which was short lived, because Kurt looked like he didn't even recognize her. "Kurt? Are you okay?" He blinked and mumbled something, causing Kitty to lean in closer. "Come again? I didn't catch that."
Kurt winced and leaned his head back against the wall. "Drehen Sie Ihre Musik, Kätzchen herunter. Mein Kopf verletzt.[1]" Kitty groaned.
"Whatever, just stay awake, please!" Kurt immediately dissobeyed her by falling deeper into la-la-land. Kitty growled, but stopped when the music was turned off and policemen's shouts echoed down the hallway. "Shit!" She went back to shaking Kurt, who failed to wake up. She bit her lip and turned back towads the door, ready to phase through the floor if she needed to. She quickly stopped thinking about possible escape plans when she heard a noise that was music to her ears.
Kurt was sniffleing.
A huge, releived smile grew on her face. "YES! Kurt, please sneeze! Teleport us out of here!" She could here doors being thrown open, and the sound of footsteps was getting closer. She started to shake Kurt violently. "This is the first time I've actually wanted you to teleport me you idiot, so just sneeze already!"
Kurt didn't move.
Kitty heard foot steps coming towards the door and saw a shadow stop underneath the door frame. *Oh shit.* The door frame started to turn when
"ACHOO!" BAMF
The officer opened the door, only to find a wall of foul smelling smoke. Frowning, he called to his partner. "They must have hid drugs in here or some thing. It reeks!"
His partner was attempting to handcuff beer-can-boy who had started crying because she had taken away his beer. "Fine. We'll write 'em up later, just gimme a hand with this kid."
~
I apologise if I over did it with the drunk people. I've never actually met a drunk person. I am sheltered and live in a bubble. A suburban bubble. ::sigh::
It was really bizzar, while I was typing this, I went on a translation website for the quote Kurt said, and my thumb started twitching. It was really weird. I could use the mous properly because we have the kind were the mous is stationary and there's this ball on the side that you use with your thumb to move, and my thumb was twitching so bad I kept clicking on the wrong stuff. I almost translated it into chinese. . .
ANOTHER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! My spellcheck isn't working, so I really am sorry if anything is spelled wrong or if there is any grammar mistakes. Just let me know and I'll fix them.
Translations: [1] Drehen Sie Ihre Musik, Kätzchen herunter. Mein Kopf verletzt = Turn your music down, Kitty. My head hurts.
Yes folks, Kurt is actually saying rational things. Maybe he'll wake up soon? ::Wink wink nudge nudge::
AN: {1} Pokey-trauma. Hee hee. . . anybody here watch Invader Zim? I couldn't resist putting that in. {2} That whole 'you're' just jealos-jelly thing was from Invader Zim as well. Sheesh, I really need to lay off the cartoons. . .
REWIEWERS! I had so many this time! This is gonna take a while.
Banter: Glad you like it! Looking back on other chapters I do feel a little sorry for her. . .oh well. I'm thinking about maybe one or two more chapters, tops. Keep reviewing!
Hooh: Glad you like!
SkyDancerHawk: No worries! I'll try to update more often.
Glaivester: I hope you liked this chapter. I know it isn't exactly what you suggeste, but I really didn't feel like tryin to have Kitty explain things to people anymore, and your idee for a bar got me into thinking she should atleast run into someone whos drunk. . .well, now shes run into a whole housefull. And I understand what you meant about the language thing. I'm horrible with that kinda stuff, just languages in general. I flunked spanish one. Que pasa? ^.^
Snitter: Yeah, I liked the football game one. About the waterpark thing, I'm not sure, because I already know how Kurt is going to wake up in the last chapter, but I garuntee it will be funny. I hope. 0.o I'll try to add at least one or two more chapters though. . .and judging by how long it takes me to update, this fic wont be over with for a while! :b
Mannielf18: Thanks for the party idee! I just wrote this today, so it was a little late for a Halloween party, but I think this one works! Thanks for the suggestion!
Radical-Seto: A church service. . . I like the idee, I'm just not sure how to put it in. . . I'll think about it. Thanks!
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