Anime-Fever & MikeHawk and the sex Journals #5 Intermission
Rateing: R duh what kind of sex journal would it be if it were anything less?
Disclaimer: well in this one their isn't really one other than the names of Fushigi yugi characters featured in this one are the property of.. duh Yu Watase. And anime fever is me so I own me and mikehawk….i own 'I'm too….Mike: NO YOU DON'T I OWN my self you bitch!! Fever: ok, ok shesh I was joking. Any way onward with the intermission journal in the Fushigi yugi journals of Intimacy!!!
Anime-fever: hey mike do you have a cock or sompin'?
Mike hawk: um no I don't.
Fever: umm ok then what do you have?
Mike: ….a dildo Duh!! Can't cha tell? * stands up and places 'is crotch in fevers face *
Fever: wow that's a sight I didn't need to see! Get that thing out of my face! * turns bright red *
Mike: shit are we recording? Dammit ! who hit the record button on?!
Fever: umm ooops please leave a message after the beep. * pretends to press stop button *
Mike: you bitch! You did that on propos why the fuck were we recording?
Fever: we needed a message * shrugs *
Mike: I'm rewinding it * steps towards the answering machine *
Fever: what no! don't its perfect!
Mike: * sees the record button still down * we are still recording! * clenches fists at each of her sides *
Fever: *sweat drop and places hand behind head and laughs scared * oh opps yeah I guess we are. *turns serious * and what are you gonna do about it?
Mike: I'm gonna punch you so hard your gonna have to shove your tooth brush up your ass in order to brush your teeth!
Fever: awha you're so cute when you're angry. Its very sexy * winks *
Mike: cools down * really? I look that hot?
Fever: yes you totally do hawk.* launches at hawk * I want you so bad!
Hawk: * kisses fever * same here
Fever: *face sinks *oh I lost it
Hawk: I've lost it my dildo! They're running away with my dildo! Why you bitches!!! *shakes fists at the FY characters. *
Fever: damn you….greasy grimy gopher guts!!!
Hawk: I am not!
Fever: I need another bowl!
Hawk: of cereal?
Fever: *winks * special cereal
Hawk: you bet hagen daz!!
Fever: sweet * pulls a suger daddy out of hammer space * want one?
Hawk:…… where da hell did that come from?
Fever: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…… * dazzed *
Hawk: fever…fever…FEVER! Shit WAKE YA DUMB SHIT!!!
Fever *pops out of the daze confused * wha who what where when? Oh your still here?
Hawk *sweat drop puts hand on forhead * I LIVE WITH YOU!
Fever: * laughs * no you don't….* pauses * wait…. Oh yeah ok
Hawk: ok what? Im stoned …I think.
Fever: im wasted
Hawk: really?
Fever: you don't belive me then think about this .. would a sober girl kiss another girl!?
Hawk: yeah.
Fever: when?
Hawk: when they are… (dramatic pause) LESBIANS!!!! Haahahah.
Fever: you stoned piece of shit! Shut the fuck up that's not what I ment! I hope Tasuki chokes on your dildo!
Hawk: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonooooooooooooooooooo * breath * noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..ect
Fever: I need more herb
Hawk: *stops screaming * Tasuki give me that BACK!!! *runs after Tasuki *
Tasuki: hell na
* Chichiri sneaks inside the apartment and steals fever kickin' and screamin' *
Fever: what CHICHIRI put me down you GAY ASS MUNK!!! Hawk get your ass over here and HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!
Hawk: hold on… die you mother fucker DIE!! * beats Tasuki over the head with the dildo then smiles * coming fever hun!
Fever * starry eyed * my hero * Chichiri turns green, drops fever and leans over the railing and barfs *
Hawk: yes I beat the bastards in one fellow swoop.
Fever: yeah!!! Chic-babe are you alright?
Chichiri: do I look ok to you no Da?
Fever: well no what's wrong do i..(dramatic pause) sicken you! *starts to cry and rain and a spot light singles out Anime-fever *
Chichiri: Da? *barfs again and again and again *
Fever: * continues to cry uncontrollably * CHICHIRI DOESN'T LOVE ME anymore!!!!
Nuriko: awe don't worry fever I still love you! * smothers fever in a head lock hug *
Fever: muph..muph /translation: air please/
Hawk: you don't like me fever? *lower lip begins to quiver *
Fever: breaks from Nuriko's death grip * hawk I love you!!!! *squeezes hawk
Hawk & Fever: whoopee no body hates me!!
Fever: well now that we aren't high anymore shall we get back to the journals?
Hawk: what?
Fever: make their lives extremely uncomfortable!! *points to the cast of Fushigi Yugi *
Hawk: oh yeah!! *grins evilly * lets get this show on the road places PEOPLE! Lights! Camera!
Fever * sitting on a director's chair now with a giant megaphone * ACTION!!!! Next up MIAKA! Come here center stage Miaka-Chan!!
Miaka: NO TOUCHIE!!!! Leave me alone nooo.. I wont do it nooo bestially!!!! Noooooooooooooo * breaths * nooooooooooooooo
Hawk: slaps Miaka * shut up and get your ass on stage!!
Miaka: owie * rubs cheek *
Tamahome: nobody slaps Miaka! * slaps hawk *
Miaka: don't slap the director! *slaps Tamahome *
Hawk: don't slap him! *slaps Miaka again *
*the slap fight goes on back and forth between the three anime-fever and the rest sweat drop fever gets up of her chair and enters the fight *
fever: * slaps all three of them * stop it!!!
Miaka: * slaps fever's right cheek *
Tamahome: * slaps fever's left cheek *
Fever: ow *rubs both cheeks *
Hawk: * punches fever out * back to work!!!! ^_^
Fever: * unconscious on the floor *
Hawk: MEDIC!!!!
Fever: *pops up from the floor. Everyone joins for a bow * thank you thank you so very much thanks for coming!! Drive safely and remember kids pot is bad for you * kisses hand * good night everybody!!!
Fever: oh yeah and never do this to your loved ones * turns to hawk * how dare you punch me!!! * punches hawk to the side stage area floor * MEDIC!!!
Well that's all for the intermission sex journal but don't go yet there is another half to read. So see you next time in the Fushigi Yugi journals of intimacy!!! JE-NE oh yeah and if any of you are a bit confused where the dildo came from in Tasuki's journal and in this one well its simple it came from a story Chibi-face and I were writing called Tamahome's discovery ill be sure to post it here soon.