A/N: Wow! Ten reviews! On the Intro alone! As for all my fellow Canadian X-Men fans, care to join me in storming YTV's headquarters for not showing any more of the episodes? I hate it! And it's the only station that shows Evo! And Teletoon stopped showing the late-night reruns of the older series! I only saw Gambit once there. He's way better than in Day of Reckoning. I like Rogue in the Evo better though. I'm done. Due to popular demand, I am continuing. I almost forgot about Kurt in this fic! I can't believe that! The fuzzy dude is going to have my head! I have a lot of high expectations to live up to now. Last thing, or two things, promise! Everyone knows Mystique adopted Rogue, but not that Mystique is Risty, and this follows a strange timeline. No dates, cuz then they couldn't go to various events and festivals. Read on!
"Shotgun!" Jean called, jumping into the seat next to the driver, missing it and falling into the gap between the two seats. She lifted herself up and placed herself into the seat using her telekinesis. Scott climbed in beside her, looking over his shoulder to find out who else was piling in. The vans could all hold ten people each, but the professor had said six to a van. Seven in one. Bobby and Sam were piling in, along with Kitty and the Professor. Kitty was feeling slighted because Amara, Tabby and Jubilee had all out themselves in Ororo's van, leaving Kitty out.
Ororo was having her own issues. Claustrophobia combined with the thought of driving all the way to Canada with two mutants who enjoy blowing things up, one princess, and all three of which can't resist shopping. Then there was Evan, who couldn't stretch without nailing something or someone to a wall. She forced all these worries to the back of her mind however, when the Professor had told her it was either her driving, or Logan. At the thought of having to control four young mutants while being terrified for her own life, Storm took the keys and stood outside the door.
Everyone was watching Hank as he sat in the van, feet resting lightly on the steering wheel. Rogue was in the back, already engrossed in some book. When Ray, Kurt, Rahne, Roberto, and Jamie piled in, they promptly forgot about her. She was sitting in the last row of seats, oblivious to all. Kurt ported randomly around, eventually landing next to his sister.
"Hey! You going to read the entire vay?" He asked, covering the page with his hand.
"If Ah'm left alone!" Glaring back at Kurt.
"Sorry!" The fuzzy dude ported back to the front seat of the van.
"Everybody ready?" The Professor's voice crackled over a radio link that was set up in the vans. "Then off we go!"
"They're on the move. Follow them!" Mystique was commanding Lance, who was in the drivers seat.
"Are you guys sure I can't sit between you? This rope hurts yo!" Wanda glanced behind her, where Toad was trying to hang on to the back of the jeep, with a rope harness tied round him. Waving her hand, the rope broke, leaving Toad completely dependent on the strength of his arms and upper body to stay with the others. "Are you sure cuddlebumps?" When Wanda raised her hand once more, Toad ducked and held on for dear life.
"Follow them." The voice emanated from the bucket Magneto was wearing upon his head. Remy obeyed, shifting the van into gear, and stepping on the gas. That van went so fast that Pieboy had a hard time catching up. He did, and tossed himself into the window.
"And Remy tought dat we might lose you! Roll dem windows up next time John!" He was assaulted with a battery of quick taps, Pietro punching him. "Doan hit de driver 'less you wan t'go off roading!"
A/N: Sorry for the short chapters. I'm biding time till my muse gives me a good thwack to the head. I wrote seven straight chapters last time he did. Different story though. I'm sorry if my Remy accent is off. I'm sorry if any of the Acolyte characters are off. I've only seen Remy in the first cartoon once, and he said three lines. Next chapter. I apologize for any bad accents, now and for the rest of the story. Listening to great big sea. Will they get to Canada? I hope so.