And Tzeitel's In The Barn. MILKING
Author: NoPhotosPlease (with help from PurplePolkadot21)
Genre: Humor/Insanity :-)
Filter: Miscellaneous Crossovers
Summary: Characters from all sorts of different things find themselves in Happyland, which is ruled by the Queen of the Night. Ginny, Hermia, and Kim can't find their lovers. Gerda is Rini's babysitter. There are strange people in Janet's house and she misses her lovers. Sandy and Jack Sparrow are having a custody battle over the Changeling Boy and Paris and Elle are their lawyers. Austin Powers and Tzeitel were put into an arranged marriage. Welcome to Happyland, where anything is possible.
Characters
Sammy, the fattest cat in the world from Gilmore Girls- In our story, he lives in Janet's mansion and has a snooty British accent. He is a very, very, very fat cat.
Odette, the Swan Princess from The Swan Princess- In our story, she lives in Janet's mansion and is in her swan form. Not her princess form. She is a white swan.
Cupcake from My Little Pony- In our story, she lives at Tzeitel and Austin's house and doesn't like carrying people in her pony cart. She is a pink pony with a present on her butt.
Sailor Moon/Serena from Sailor Moon- In this story, she is still a whiny crybaby. But she is taking college courses on the Internet and doesn't want to change the Changeling Boy's name. She lives in a church with Rini. She is a 4'11" girl with blonde hair in pigtails with little buns on the top.
Rini from Sailor Moon- In our story, she is whiny and annoyed and wishes people would stop treating her like a little kid. The recipient of her whining is usually Gerda, her babysitter. She and her mom/cousin/too complicated a family history to get into Serena live in a church. She is a 3'5" little girl with pink hair in pigtails similar to her mommy/cousin's.
Gerda from The Snow Queen- In our story, she is a semi-patient teenager who baby-sits Rini. She lives in Janet's mansion. She is a girl about 5'5" with typical Scandinavian features; blonde and blue-eyed. Very innocent but sometimes with a temper.
Storm from X-Men- In our story, she and Sandy decide to start a school for all of the children in Happyland. She lives in Janet's mansion. She is a reasonably tall African-American woman with white, white stylishly cut hair and eyes that sometimes turn all white.
Kim MacAfee from Bye Bye Birdie- In our story, she and Hugo were recently married, but she somehow found herself in Happyland along with all of the other random people who are there. She feels sad, but uses the telephone to keep in touch with all of her friends. She and Audrey share half of a duplex. She, Hermia and Ginny decide to go find their loves eventually. She is a teenage girl about 5'6" dressed in fifties clothing.
Hermia from A Midsummer Night's Dream- In our story, she and Lysander were recently married, but she somehow found herself in Happyland along with all of the other random people who are there. She feels sad. She is a dancer. She and Ginny don't get along that well. She lives in Janet's mansion. She, Kim and Ginny decide to go find their loves eventually. She is a teenage girl about 5'8" dressed in a cute little ancient Greek-style mini- skirted toga type dress.
Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter- In our story, she and Harry have been going out for a while now, but she somehow found herself in Happyland along with all of the other random people who are there. She feels sad. She and Hermia don't get along that well. She lives in Janet's mansion. She is the youngest of the three girls that go to find their loves; Kim, Hermia and herself. She is a teenage girl about 5'4" and dressed in a purple shirt and jeans.
Elle Woods from Legally Blonde- In our story, she is impeccably pink and perfect as usual. She is Jack Sparrow's lawyer. She lives in Janet's mansion. She is a lady in her early midtwenties with blonde hair and wearing a pink suit with a mini-skirt.
Paris Geller from Gilmore Girls- In our story, she is neurotic and analytical as usual. She is Janet's lawyer and Sandy's lawyer. She shares half of a duplex with Princess Leia. She is in her early twenties and wearing a nice sweater and pinstriped pants.
Mary-Kate Olsen- In our story, she is having an affair with Austin Powers. She ends up killing her sister and herself. She lives in a castle. She is a teenage girl with blonde hair and she and her sister Ashley change their outfits every time you see them.
Ashley Olsen- In our story, she is in love with Austin Powers and is jealous of her sister. She ends up being killed by her sister. She lives in a castle. She is a teenage girl with blonde hair and she and her sister Mary-Kate change their outfits every time you see them.
Tzeitel from Fiddler on the Roof- In our story, she was put into an arranged marriage with Austin Powers after the mysterious disappearance of her husband Motel. She is always in the barn. Milking. She lives in a ranch house. She is a girl about twenty wearing a long dress, an apron, and a headscarf over her dark hair which is in a bun.
Austin Powers from Austin Powers- In our story, he is married to Tzeitel but is cheating on her with Mary-Kate and eventually ends up with Janet, but then he ditches her for Sandy. He is the international man of mystery. He lives in Tzeitel's house. He's Austin Powers. Enough said.
Princess Leia from Star Wars- In our story, she and Princess Mia are battling to see who gets to be the next queen of Happyland. Her campaign slogan is, "Don't be blorchestra, stay in orchestra." She shares half of a duplex with Paris. She wears a long white dress and has two buns on the side of her head.
Princess Mia from The Princess Diaries- In our story, she and Princess Leia are battling to see who gets to be the next queen of Happyland. Her campaign slogan is, "Don't be bland, stay in band." She lives in Janet's mansion. She is 5'10", has blonde highlighted hair, and she wears a random pretty dress.
The Queen of the Night from The Magic Flute- In our story, she is not evil. She is the current queen of Happyland, but since there really is no queen, she just pretends, and since there is no nighttime in Happyland, she can't really be the Queen of the Night. She has to decide whether Princess Leia or Princess Mia should be the next queen. She lives in Janet's mansion. She is about 5'8", has a big star over one eye and random shooting-star type makeup all over her face, and a black dress with gold trim and such.
Monica Geller from Friends- In our story, she loves to drive her Porsche. She is no relation to Paris. She loves Jack Sparrow. Nobody knows where she lives, cause she's always driving her Porsche. She wants to change the Changeling Boy's name to Jim-Bob. She has dark brown hair and wears brown corduroy pants with a blue-and-brown striped shirt.
Janet Weiss from Rocky Horror- In our story, Janet is a homemaker, but her beloved Brad has mysteriously disappeared. She misses him. And she misses Frankie. And she misses Rocky. And she wonders why she is in Happyland. And why there are strange people living in her house. She hires Paris to be her lawyer to get the people out of her house. But she ends up falling for Austin and doesn't really care. But then Austin ends it between them, and she goes back to missing Brad. and Frankie. and Rocky. She has light- dirty-blonde hair, leaning toward blonde, and wears a cute little purple dress and heels.
Tommy from Rugrats- In our story, he is the son of Jack Sparrow and Sandy. He and his sister Michelle feel unloved and unwanted because their parents are arguing over their brother the Changeling Boy. He lives in a pastel house. He's a baby so he wears a diaper and stuff I guess.
Michelle from Full House- In our story, she is the daughter of Jack Sparrow and Sandy. She and her brother Tommy feel unloved and unwanted because their parents are arguing over their brother the Changeling Boy. She lives in a pastel house. She is a little blonde toddler who wears pink a lot.
The Changeling Boy from A Midsummer Night's Dream- In our story, he is the son of Jack Sparrow and Sandy. They are arguing over who gets custody of him. He lives in a pastel house. He is a little brunette toddler who wears blue a lot.
Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors- In our story, she has been reborn after being eaten by the plant, and now she shares half of a duplex with Kim. She loves Jack Sparrow. Eventually she marries Jack Sparrow. She is a ditsy blonde who wears a cute dress with a little sweater over it and cute little heels.
Sandy from Grease- In this story, she is the mother of Tommy, Michelle and the Changeling Boy. She is a teacher at the Happyland school. She is getting a divorce from her husband Jack Sparrow because she is too pure and doesn't like him. They are bitterly arguing over who gets custody of their son the Changeling Boy. She lives in a pastel house and her lawyer is Paris. She is blonde, and has somewhat reverted to her 'innocent' persona, wearing nice cardigans and skirts.
Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean- In this story, he is the father of Tommy, Michelle and the Changeling Boy. He is a rum-drinking pirate. He is getting a divorce from his wife Sandy because he is a rum-drinking pirate. They are bitterly arguing over who gets custody of their son the Changeling Boy. He eventually marries Audrey. He moves in the story and his lawyer is Elle. He's Jack Sparrow. What more do I need to say?
Narrator 1 and Narrator 2- They're two crazy teenage girls helping to tell the story. They giggle a lot and are often very caffeinated. Narrator 1 loves penguins, and Narrator 2 loves 80's cartoons.
CAMEOS:
Margie from Bye Bye Birdie- She is Kim's friend and talks on the telephone with Kim. You just hear her over the telephone.
Deborah Sue from Bye Bye Birdie- She is Kim's friend and talks on the telephone with Kim. You just hear her over the telephone.
Harry Potter from Harry Potter- He is Ginny's lover. He has black hair, green eyes, glasses, and a lightning-bolt shaped scar. He wears a striped red and grey rugby shirt and jeans.
Lysander from A Midsummer Night's Dream- He is Hermia's lover. He is dressed in the male version of Hermia's ancient Greek toga.
Hugo from Bye Bye Birdie- He is Kim's lover. He is all-American and wears jeans, Converse sneakers and a sweater.
And now on with the show!
Author: NoPhotosPlease (with help from PurplePolkadot21)
Genre: Humor/Insanity :-)
Filter: Miscellaneous Crossovers
Summary: Characters from all sorts of different things find themselves in Happyland, which is ruled by the Queen of the Night. Ginny, Hermia, and Kim can't find their lovers. Gerda is Rini's babysitter. There are strange people in Janet's house and she misses her lovers. Sandy and Jack Sparrow are having a custody battle over the Changeling Boy and Paris and Elle are their lawyers. Austin Powers and Tzeitel were put into an arranged marriage. Welcome to Happyland, where anything is possible.
Characters
Sammy, the fattest cat in the world from Gilmore Girls- In our story, he lives in Janet's mansion and has a snooty British accent. He is a very, very, very fat cat.
Odette, the Swan Princess from The Swan Princess- In our story, she lives in Janet's mansion and is in her swan form. Not her princess form. She is a white swan.
Cupcake from My Little Pony- In our story, she lives at Tzeitel and Austin's house and doesn't like carrying people in her pony cart. She is a pink pony with a present on her butt.
Sailor Moon/Serena from Sailor Moon- In this story, she is still a whiny crybaby. But she is taking college courses on the Internet and doesn't want to change the Changeling Boy's name. She lives in a church with Rini. She is a 4'11" girl with blonde hair in pigtails with little buns on the top.
Rini from Sailor Moon- In our story, she is whiny and annoyed and wishes people would stop treating her like a little kid. The recipient of her whining is usually Gerda, her babysitter. She and her mom/cousin/too complicated a family history to get into Serena live in a church. She is a 3'5" little girl with pink hair in pigtails similar to her mommy/cousin's.
Gerda from The Snow Queen- In our story, she is a semi-patient teenager who baby-sits Rini. She lives in Janet's mansion. She is a girl about 5'5" with typical Scandinavian features; blonde and blue-eyed. Very innocent but sometimes with a temper.
Storm from X-Men- In our story, she and Sandy decide to start a school for all of the children in Happyland. She lives in Janet's mansion. She is a reasonably tall African-American woman with white, white stylishly cut hair and eyes that sometimes turn all white.
Kim MacAfee from Bye Bye Birdie- In our story, she and Hugo were recently married, but she somehow found herself in Happyland along with all of the other random people who are there. She feels sad, but uses the telephone to keep in touch with all of her friends. She and Audrey share half of a duplex. She, Hermia and Ginny decide to go find their loves eventually. She is a teenage girl about 5'6" dressed in fifties clothing.
Hermia from A Midsummer Night's Dream- In our story, she and Lysander were recently married, but she somehow found herself in Happyland along with all of the other random people who are there. She feels sad. She is a dancer. She and Ginny don't get along that well. She lives in Janet's mansion. She, Kim and Ginny decide to go find their loves eventually. She is a teenage girl about 5'8" dressed in a cute little ancient Greek-style mini- skirted toga type dress.
Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter- In our story, she and Harry have been going out for a while now, but she somehow found herself in Happyland along with all of the other random people who are there. She feels sad. She and Hermia don't get along that well. She lives in Janet's mansion. She is the youngest of the three girls that go to find their loves; Kim, Hermia and herself. She is a teenage girl about 5'4" and dressed in a purple shirt and jeans.
Elle Woods from Legally Blonde- In our story, she is impeccably pink and perfect as usual. She is Jack Sparrow's lawyer. She lives in Janet's mansion. She is a lady in her early midtwenties with blonde hair and wearing a pink suit with a mini-skirt.
Paris Geller from Gilmore Girls- In our story, she is neurotic and analytical as usual. She is Janet's lawyer and Sandy's lawyer. She shares half of a duplex with Princess Leia. She is in her early twenties and wearing a nice sweater and pinstriped pants.
Mary-Kate Olsen- In our story, she is having an affair with Austin Powers. She ends up killing her sister and herself. She lives in a castle. She is a teenage girl with blonde hair and she and her sister Ashley change their outfits every time you see them.
Ashley Olsen- In our story, she is in love with Austin Powers and is jealous of her sister. She ends up being killed by her sister. She lives in a castle. She is a teenage girl with blonde hair and she and her sister Mary-Kate change their outfits every time you see them.
Tzeitel from Fiddler on the Roof- In our story, she was put into an arranged marriage with Austin Powers after the mysterious disappearance of her husband Motel. She is always in the barn. Milking. She lives in a ranch house. She is a girl about twenty wearing a long dress, an apron, and a headscarf over her dark hair which is in a bun.
Austin Powers from Austin Powers- In our story, he is married to Tzeitel but is cheating on her with Mary-Kate and eventually ends up with Janet, but then he ditches her for Sandy. He is the international man of mystery. He lives in Tzeitel's house. He's Austin Powers. Enough said.
Princess Leia from Star Wars- In our story, she and Princess Mia are battling to see who gets to be the next queen of Happyland. Her campaign slogan is, "Don't be blorchestra, stay in orchestra." She shares half of a duplex with Paris. She wears a long white dress and has two buns on the side of her head.
Princess Mia from The Princess Diaries- In our story, she and Princess Leia are battling to see who gets to be the next queen of Happyland. Her campaign slogan is, "Don't be bland, stay in band." She lives in Janet's mansion. She is 5'10", has blonde highlighted hair, and she wears a random pretty dress.
The Queen of the Night from The Magic Flute- In our story, she is not evil. She is the current queen of Happyland, but since there really is no queen, she just pretends, and since there is no nighttime in Happyland, she can't really be the Queen of the Night. She has to decide whether Princess Leia or Princess Mia should be the next queen. She lives in Janet's mansion. She is about 5'8", has a big star over one eye and random shooting-star type makeup all over her face, and a black dress with gold trim and such.
Monica Geller from Friends- In our story, she loves to drive her Porsche. She is no relation to Paris. She loves Jack Sparrow. Nobody knows where she lives, cause she's always driving her Porsche. She wants to change the Changeling Boy's name to Jim-Bob. She has dark brown hair and wears brown corduroy pants with a blue-and-brown striped shirt.
Janet Weiss from Rocky Horror- In our story, Janet is a homemaker, but her beloved Brad has mysteriously disappeared. She misses him. And she misses Frankie. And she misses Rocky. And she wonders why she is in Happyland. And why there are strange people living in her house. She hires Paris to be her lawyer to get the people out of her house. But she ends up falling for Austin and doesn't really care. But then Austin ends it between them, and she goes back to missing Brad. and Frankie. and Rocky. She has light- dirty-blonde hair, leaning toward blonde, and wears a cute little purple dress and heels.
Tommy from Rugrats- In our story, he is the son of Jack Sparrow and Sandy. He and his sister Michelle feel unloved and unwanted because their parents are arguing over their brother the Changeling Boy. He lives in a pastel house. He's a baby so he wears a diaper and stuff I guess.
Michelle from Full House- In our story, she is the daughter of Jack Sparrow and Sandy. She and her brother Tommy feel unloved and unwanted because their parents are arguing over their brother the Changeling Boy. She lives in a pastel house. She is a little blonde toddler who wears pink a lot.
The Changeling Boy from A Midsummer Night's Dream- In our story, he is the son of Jack Sparrow and Sandy. They are arguing over who gets custody of him. He lives in a pastel house. He is a little brunette toddler who wears blue a lot.
Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors- In our story, she has been reborn after being eaten by the plant, and now she shares half of a duplex with Kim. She loves Jack Sparrow. Eventually she marries Jack Sparrow. She is a ditsy blonde who wears a cute dress with a little sweater over it and cute little heels.
Sandy from Grease- In this story, she is the mother of Tommy, Michelle and the Changeling Boy. She is a teacher at the Happyland school. She is getting a divorce from her husband Jack Sparrow because she is too pure and doesn't like him. They are bitterly arguing over who gets custody of their son the Changeling Boy. She lives in a pastel house and her lawyer is Paris. She is blonde, and has somewhat reverted to her 'innocent' persona, wearing nice cardigans and skirts.
Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean- In this story, he is the father of Tommy, Michelle and the Changeling Boy. He is a rum-drinking pirate. He is getting a divorce from his wife Sandy because he is a rum-drinking pirate. They are bitterly arguing over who gets custody of their son the Changeling Boy. He eventually marries Audrey. He moves in the story and his lawyer is Elle. He's Jack Sparrow. What more do I need to say?
Narrator 1 and Narrator 2- They're two crazy teenage girls helping to tell the story. They giggle a lot and are often very caffeinated. Narrator 1 loves penguins, and Narrator 2 loves 80's cartoons.
CAMEOS:
Margie from Bye Bye Birdie- She is Kim's friend and talks on the telephone with Kim. You just hear her over the telephone.
Deborah Sue from Bye Bye Birdie- She is Kim's friend and talks on the telephone with Kim. You just hear her over the telephone.
Harry Potter from Harry Potter- He is Ginny's lover. He has black hair, green eyes, glasses, and a lightning-bolt shaped scar. He wears a striped red and grey rugby shirt and jeans.
Lysander from A Midsummer Night's Dream- He is Hermia's lover. He is dressed in the male version of Hermia's ancient Greek toga.
Hugo from Bye Bye Birdie- He is Kim's lover. He is all-American and wears jeans, Converse sneakers and a sweater.
And now on with the show!