Chapter 3: Sent Back Already?
Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer! I hate them! So I'll make it less boring and write a poem on it.
I own nothing of Inuyasha
It makes me all mad
I'll steal them from Takahashi
But that'd make her all sad
Who cares? I hate writing poems anyway! Besides, if I did steal them, she'd probably sue me! I'm too young to go to jail!*shivers and hides in a small corner*
I'd like to thank FoxShadow for writing me a great review! Thank you! Have you told CaptainInuyasha777 that Cartoon Mix Up has been posted? If not, please tell her! I'm posting this chapter on your command! But enough of that, on with the story! Let's see what happens.
The gang ends up in a weird place that looked like a cartoon of some sort. The places were poorly drawn, and the animals totally sucked!
"Where are we?" asked Kagome.
"I don't know, but this place looks so stupid!" Mai replied.
"Exactly." Naraku appeared out of the brush. "This is the new anime that I created. It isn't as good as the others, but so an artist must suffer!"
"Naroku! Why don't you end this stuff now!" Joey said bravely.
"My brother is the coolest!" Serenity cheered.
"Oh, and by the way, it's Naraku, not Naroku!" Inuyasha muttered.
"Hm!?" Joey fell onto the ground.
"Oh well. So he's a bit quirky, but I love him so!" Serenity replied.
"So what brings this lovely visit?" asked Inuyasha.
"I think that too many of you are here, so I think I should send some of you back!" Naraku opened the vortex again, sucking up Yugi, Serenity, Mai, Tea, Tristan, Misty, and Togepi. Leaving only the IY (Inuyasha!) gang, Joey, Brock, Ash, and Pikachu. "There, I think that will settle things a bit. Now most of you have been sent back over to their own anime! Farewell!" Naraku grabbed his disguise and took off.
After a bit of journeying through the strange place, they finally reached something that looked like a large golden key. Kagome walked over and picked it up, and suddenly, a large vortex appeared again and sucked everyone up, and dropped them back into the Kanto Region.
"Hey, I'm back where I'm suppose to be! This is Kanto!" Ash cheered.
"Good for you, bad for us." Joey replied.
"Actually, I'll make you guys a deal." Naraku slipped out again. "If you destroy all of Kanto Region, then I'll send you all back in your own animes."
"Why should we listen to you?" asked Inuyasha. "You're the one who sent us here in the first place! Besides, you always make other people do your business, so why should we trust you?"
"Good question, but this is really your only hope in finding your way back home, so go now and destroy Kanto. I never liked this place anyway, the beaches were always too crowded, and I could never remember all the names of those stupid Pokemon things! And I could never find a good place to eat, and there were so many things about those stupid Pokebrats! And there were so many....." and Naraku trailed off and turned into a mumble as he fell into his own thoughts and not realizing where he was.
"Well, let's start!" Ash replied. "But I really feel bad to destroy my town, so you guys do it for me!"
"Alright, let the slaughtering begin!" Inuyasha oddly seemed really excited by Naraku's deal.
"First, I think to speed up the process you'll need backup!" Naraku transported Misty, Togepi, the characters from YuYuHakusho, and the characters from DBZ (DragonBallZ just for those who didn't know!). Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Goku, Goten, Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks, and Krillan were all transported there.
"I've been waiting for this moment, this is where I take over." Sesshomaru and Rin appeared from out of the brush.
"Sesshomaru!?" Inuyasha yelled. "What the heck are you doing here?"
"And Rin too!" added Kagome.
"Don't you think it's dangerous to have a little girl out here?" asked Ash.
"Hey, I may be little, but I'm brave!" Rin yelled. "I'm sick and tired of calling me a little baby!"
"Little brat is more like it." Hiei commented. Rin made an angry face.
"SAY WHAT YOU LIKE! BUT I HAVE LORD SESSHOMARU HERE TO PROTECT ME!" Rin yelled.
"So who are you guys???" asked the remaining members.
"My stupid older brother Sesshomaru." Inuyasha replied.
"Half brother!" Sesshomaru corrected.
"SHUT UP!!!!!" Inuyasha sounded really ticked off now. "LISTEN, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?"
"Funny, you calling me the idiot of the family and you can't even figure out the simple matter of how we got here?" asked Seshomaru. Rin giggled.
"SHUT UP RIN!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Why? You aren't the boss of me!" Rin giggled some more.
"WHY I OUTTA!" Inuyasha charged to punch Rin in the face, but Sesshomaru kicked Inuyasha against a tree. He got up.
"Sesshomaru, why are you here, anyway?" asked Kagome.
"Easy." began Sesshomaru. "I was so bored that I thought I'd try something new, and it just so happened that Rin spotted you guys walking along and I decided to find out what you were up to. Next thing I knew you were being sucked into the vortex by Naraku, so I decided to catch a ride with you. Too bad for Jaken that he wasn't quick enough to join us. So he was left behind. I bet he's moping around back home."
~*~*~*^_^MWAHAHAHA! I'm so evil to leave Jaken behind! MWAHAHAHAHA!~*~*~*
In the feudal era, Kagura is sitting by a tree looking very bored with Kanna, staring at Jaken sitting in a clearing.
"Oh my Lord Sesshomaru! Where have you gone this time!? And you have even taken that idiotic human and left me with Ah and Uhn! What am I to do?" Jaken moaned. Ah and Uhn walked over and gave Jaken a lick. "Don't bother. Nothing can heal the wounds of being left behind again! Just leave me behind! Nothing you can do can sooth me." Ah and Uhn turn around and start walking away. Jaken tilts his head and stares at the dragon-horse creature walk away and soon becomes all panicky. "WAIT! I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT! COME BAAAAACK!!!!!!"
~*~*~*^_^Poor Jaken!~*~*~*
Back with the others in the other anime.
"Great! You can help us speed up the destruction of Kanto so that we can all get home!" Joey cheered.
"Why should I help an idiot human like you?" asked Sesshomaru.
"I think he's nothing more than a weakling." Kuwabara replied.
Sesshomaru growled, stuck out his hand, and fired his energy whippy thingy and knocked Kuwabara into the air, and he came crashing into the ground many feet away.
"Never insult me." Sesshomaru warned. "Or you will be destroyed. But I will help destroy Kanto. Not to help you people, but for my own enjoyment."
"Yay! We're gonna cause some destruction! I bet Sesshomaru will cause the most!" Rin cheered.
~*~*~*^_^Why I always make this little face, I don't know~*~*~*
That afternoon, everyone decided to start at the closest place, unfortunately for Ash, which was his home, Pallet Town.
"We'll just watch from a bush." Misty replied to the group.
"Why? Not afraid to kill a friend, are you?" asked Sesshomaru. "You should get used to it. Besides, I plan to kill my idiot half brother over there. He's a disgrace to our family. Especially that mother of his."
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled, he went to punch his brother.....................half brother in the back of the head, but Sesshomaru dodged and hit him in the back and knocked him into the ground.
"Let the destruction begin." announced Sesshomaru, all fired up.
Kagome and Shippo rented a bike and rode around making skid marks on the roads, making all the cars stop, Sesshomaru and the Z Fighters destroyed all the buildings, and the YuYuHakusho characters destroyed all the people, including Ash's mom. They made sure to disintegrate her so Ash wouldn't know they did it. They then told him that she was crushed by a building so that he wouldn't become all sad. That night, Inuyasha began to cut down all the trees in sight to stop the paper-making and lessen the oxygen supply while the girls got dinner going.
"Well done, it seems you were able to destroy a town." Naraku slipped out of the brush that Inuyasha had not destroyed yet.
"Who are you?" asked Goku with a mouthful of bread in his mouth.
"Don't talk with your mouth full, Kakorot (is that spelled right?)!" Vegeta yelled. "But he has a point, who are you?"
"I am Naraku, and I have something for you." Naraku opened the vortex. "Here's a little gift to speed things up." Koga, Hamtaro, Boss, Mai, and Myoga entered through the vortex.
"Koga!?" Inuyasha yelled. "Why'd you send him here? He isn't any use for the destruction! He slows us down, so why?"
"To annoy you." Naraku replied as he disappeared through the bushes. "Have fun now."
"I admit traveling through a vortex is fast, but could you make it a little more comfortable?" Mai rubbed her head from the landing.
"OH MY! DO YOU REALLY THINK I LIKE BEING HERE?" Myoga yelled. "Cause I don't!"
"Ah shut up!" Boss yelled.
"Hey, don't say something like that to our new friend Boss!" Hamtaro said.
"Okay put em up!" Boss put up his fists addressing a challenge to wrestle Myoga.
"Now this I got to see!" Inuyasha knelt down and peered down to watch the hamster take on Myoga the demon flea, but the flea was no where to be found. Inuyasha spotted Myoga jumping away as quickly as a demon flea could. "Hey! Myoga! Come back here! My father said he'd pay you to do this fight!"
"I'm not falling for that, your dad's dead, that's why I'm stuck with you in the first place!" Myoga yelled as he hopped away.
"Well, he's catching on, he's fallen for that one ever since he wouldn't do what I wanted." Inuyasha added as he watched the little coward run off.
Koga had a large headache, and finally got rid of it to go to his true business.
"Hey there Kagome, I hope you didn't mind me coming here!" Koga walked over to Kagome.
"BACK OFF WOLF!" Inuyasha yelled as he came between Koga and Kagome. Koga growled a bit. "And besides, you didn't come here on purpose, you came here by accident! So go home now!"
"Hope, sorry, but I don't need to go home yet. Not till I make sure that Kagome is back safe and sound." Koga replied. Inuyasha growled loudly.
"Come on! Don't start a fight already!" Kagome said.
"Back off, Kagome, I may have to kill him! Or worse." Inuyasha grasped Tetsusaiga, ready to pull it out.
"I'd like to see you try it, Mutt-face!" Koga teased.
"SHUT UP!" Inuyasha swung his sword, but missed Koga. The two shards in his legs gave him more speed than originally, so he easily dodged.
"Why are they arguing?" asked Kuwabara.
"People don't argue! I've gotta stop them!" Hamtaro ran over to where Inuyasha and Koga were battling.
"Hey!" Boss grabbed and held Hamtaro back. "Are you nutz!? If you go out there, you're gonna be crushed and killed by those things!"
"Okay, you're right Boss." Hamtaro gave up.
"Alright! A battle between demons! This'll be interesting!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Yeah! I hope the brown guy wins! He's cool!" Goten followed Trunks to a good viewing point.
"What are you nutz!? The red guy's more talented! Look at his neat looking sword! It's so powerful!" Trunks argued.
"So, at least the brown guy doesn't have any weapon, so that makes him a better fighter!" Goten argued back.
"Does not!" Trunks yelled.
"Does to!" Goten and Trunks were in each others faces now.
"No!" Trunks yelled.
"Yes!" Goten yelled back.
"Stop this, you two! I'm trying to watch the match!" Vegeta ordered.
"Yeah, I want to see who wins!" Goku was sitting on the ground next to Vegeta.
"That red guy isn't doing too bad for a demon!" Kuwabara said.
"You fool! He isn't a demon!" Hiei replied in his usual tone.
"What? Then what is he!? Look at those claws and fangs and those dog ears! He must be a demon!" Trunks, Goten, Yusuke, and Kuwabara argued back.
"Well, seeing as you're only humans with spiritual powers, you can't tell." Kurama replied. "That man isn't a demon, or a human. Actually, he's in between, a half demon as you may call it."
"Really? So there's such thing as a half demon?" asked Yusuke.
"Not many, though." Sesshomaru walked over.
"Wow, " Kuwabara said. "Then he's doing good for a guy who is totally handicapped to the other."
"See! The red guy's handicapped too! So he's gonna win!" Trunks started the argument again.
"But your guy has a sword!"
"So, your guy has shard thingies in his legs so that gives him extra powers!"
"Not much power!"
"SO? IT'S STILL POWER!!!!"
"CHILDREN! TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE SO WE CAN WATCH THE FIGHT!" Bulma yelled.
"Yes." Trunks and Goten walked over to a place where no one could hear them, and argued about who would win.
"Shouldn't we help them?" asked Sango.
"Or at least stop their fighting?" asked Shippo.
"I think it would be best to let them deal with it themselves." Miroku replied. Then he raised his voice into a shout. "First one unconscious loses!"
"Alright, fine by me!" Inuyasha replied as he readied Tetsusaiga to perform the wind scar technique.
"You're DEAD!!!!!!!" Koga was about to land a punch in the head, but then he got a bad feeing again.
"You're the one who's dead!" Inuyasha launched the wind scar at Koga. It barely missed him. Koga went flying back and went unconscious onto the ground.
"Well, that sure didn't take long." Kagome said.
"See! I told you the red guy would win!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Did not!" Goten argued back.
"Actually he did." Vegeta replied.
"Did not!" Goten and Goku argued.
"Did to!" Vegeta, Trunks, and Bulma joined.
"Did not!" Goku, Goten, and Krillan yelled.
"DID TO!" Vegeta, Trunks, Bulma, and Boss said.
"DID NOT!" Goten, Goku, Krillan, and Hamtaro yelled.
"DID TO!" Trunks, Vegeta, Bulma, Boss, and Kagome yelled.
"DID NOT!" Goten, Goku, Krillan, Hamtaro, and Sango yelled.
"DID TO!" the gang and Yusuke yelled.
"DID NOT!" the gang and Kuwabara yelled.
"DID TO!" the gang and Shippo yelled.
"DID NOT!" the gang and Miroku yelled (Miroku only joined because Sango was there!).
And so it continued until everyone except Kurama, Hiei, Inuyasha, and Koga were not arguing.
"They're are complete idiots!" Hiei replied.
"Yes, I agree that their actions are quite childish." Kurama held up his rose. "Shall I stop their arguing?"
"Nah, let them continue for a bit more. This shall be entertaining." Hiei replied. Meanwhile, Inuyasha was completely confused. Koga just regained consciousness and was also very confused.
"DID TO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TO!"
"DID NOT!"
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"DID TO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TO!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
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"SHALL I STOP THEM NOW?" asked Kurama, who was yelling over all the noise.
"A BIT MORE! LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS!" Hiei yelled back.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
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"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone stopped to take a breather.
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"Shall I stop them now?" asked Kurama, taking his fingers out of his ears and pulling out his rose again.
"Only if they shut up." Hiei answered, covering his ears to stop his ears from ringing from their yelling. Inuyasha had flattened his ears to his head about halfway through. Koga clamped his hands to his ears and didn't' let loose.
Kurama took his red rose and turned it into his thorn whip. Then he smacked it in front of the arguing group. They stopped and stared at Kurama. "This arguing is senseless. It isn't a good way to settle any debate."
"Besides, it's uncool." Hiei commented.
"Shortie's right!" Kuwabara agreed. "This is uncool. So what is the coolest thing?"
"I don't know!" everyone in the group replied except Shippo, who was thinking hard.
"I have an idea!" Shippo yelled.
"WHAT IS IT!?!?!?" asked everyone, including Kurama, Hiei, Inuyasha, and Koga.
"The hippest thing now is the sing Christmas Songs, even though it's the middle of July!" Shippo cheered. "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!"
All of a sudden, everyone started singing their favorite Christmas Song.
The IY gang sang Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Mai and Joey joined Ash and his friends and they sang Jingle Bells, Yusuke and his gang sang Santa Clause is Coming to Town, and the Z fighters sang Up on the Roof Top, Bulma gave microphones to Boss, Hamtaro, and Myoga, and they taught Myoga their Christmas Song!
"Then One foggy Christmas Eve, Santa Came To Say, " sang the IY gang.
"Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle All The Way!" sang Ash and his gang.
"Santa Clause Is Coming To Town!" sang Yusuke and the group.
"I still think Santa sucks!" muttered Yusuke.
"How can you say that?" Kurama muttered back. "Santa is the spirit of joy! How could you hate someone as good and jolly as Santa?"
"Simple! I hate him! All I get is coal and clothes!" Yusuke muttered back.
"That's because you get in street fights and hang out with demons." Hiei said sarcastically. "And Santa knows that you've been a nauty teenager!"
"SHUT UP BEFORE I POUND YOUR FACE IN!" Yusuke yelled.
"Hey! We're supposed to be singing!" Kuwabara yelled. "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town!" he sang in a very bad tone of voice.
"This is so pointless." Hiei replied before Kuwabara forced everyone to sing again.
"Up On The Roof Top, Reindeer Pause, Out Pops Good Old Santa Clause!" sang the Z fighters.
"Saying Merry Christmas, How Are You?" sang Hamtaro (see a Christmas episode of Hamtaro in order to find out the whole song!).
"Merry Christmas! How Are You?" added Myoga and Boss as they began to sing the next verse.
"Children Laughing, Children Playing, " Hamtaro and the gang sang. "Friends are everywhere!"
After everyone was finished doing their song, they didn't know what to do next.
"What song should we sing next?" asked Rin.
"Oh Christmas Tree! Oh Christmas Tree!" sang Shippo.
"NO MORE SINGING! ESPECIALLY CHRISTMAS SONGS!" Yusuke announced.
"Yeah, singing is sooooooo 5 minutes ago!" Shippo said. "The cool thing to do now is to wet your pants!"
"Nah, that's a fad from FADS (my soon-to-be-uploaded fanfic!)!" Goten argued. "We don't want to be copy-cats!"
"Besides, I'm a dog!" Inuyasha added. "I can't be a cat!"
"Uh, Inuyasha?" Kagome started. "It's a figure of speech!"
"Ah who cares!" Inuyasha replied.
"Anyway, the cool thing to do now is to take out your cellphone and dial your own number over and over again for no apparent reason!" Yusuke took out his cellphone and started to dial his own number. "Hey! It's my answering machine! Hello, mom! I'm in another anime right now! Like you even care! Anyway, don't pick up the phone because I'm doing the new fad! I'll probably call about another 500 times! Be prepared to delete 500 more messages after I'm done!" Yusuke hung up. "Your phone number is optional. Otherwise, you can call 911. It's fun!"
Immediately, everyone took out a cellphone from behind their backs and either dialed their own phone number, or 911.
"Hey, what's going on!? You're all supposed to be destroying Kanto!" Naraku, without his disguise, jumped out of the bushes.
"We're doing the latest fad, Naraku, come join us!" Inuyasha invited (okay, this stuff has so gone to his head! Naraku is Inuyasha's sworn enemy, besides Koga! It's weird, but still funny!^-^I'm so bad!).
"Alright, to be cool, I'll join my most hated opponents and do their hip new fads!" Naraku took out a cellphone. "I stole this from Kagura and her last journey here! I'm such a villan!"
"Shut up! I'm trying to hear my answering machine!" Miroku yelled.
"Uh, Miroku, we don't have answering machines!" Sango replied.
"Oh yeah, I forgot!" Miroku replied.
"Hey, how come every time I dial my phone number, it says I no longer live here or I dialed the wrong phone number?" asked Inuyasha, listening to the voice that told him what he just said.
"Because you keep dialing a phone number that doesn't exist!" Kagome answered. "Besides, you don't have a phone number."
"Then how can people call me?" asked Inuyasha.
"THEY CAN'T!"
"Oh."
After a while, everyone got bored from dialing the same number 500 times.
"I have an idea!" Naraku exclaimed like a little kid. "Let's go and destroy Kanto and cause some destruction!"
"Naaaaaaaaah!" everyone declined.
"Oh, okay, then let's go and destroy Kanto and cause some destruction!" Naraku repeated.
"YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!" everyone agreed.
"Now that sounds like an idea!" Koga and Inuyasha agreed as well. "Much better than the one you said before!"
~*~*~*So, did you all like my third chapter? It's kind of weird, but I like it! It's supposed to be a humor fic! Remember?*sticks tongue out at monitor* I'm not posting the next chapter up until I get some more reviews! I don't know how many, but enough to make me satisfied!^_^ I'm really evil! MWAHAHA! Making you all suffer like this to see that fate of the next city about to be demolished! Farewell!~*~*~*
Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer! I hate them! So I'll make it less boring and write a poem on it.
I own nothing of Inuyasha
It makes me all mad
I'll steal them from Takahashi
But that'd make her all sad
Who cares? I hate writing poems anyway! Besides, if I did steal them, she'd probably sue me! I'm too young to go to jail!*shivers and hides in a small corner*
I'd like to thank FoxShadow for writing me a great review! Thank you! Have you told CaptainInuyasha777 that Cartoon Mix Up has been posted? If not, please tell her! I'm posting this chapter on your command! But enough of that, on with the story! Let's see what happens.
The gang ends up in a weird place that looked like a cartoon of some sort. The places were poorly drawn, and the animals totally sucked!
"Where are we?" asked Kagome.
"I don't know, but this place looks so stupid!" Mai replied.
"Exactly." Naraku appeared out of the brush. "This is the new anime that I created. It isn't as good as the others, but so an artist must suffer!"
"Naroku! Why don't you end this stuff now!" Joey said bravely.
"My brother is the coolest!" Serenity cheered.
"Oh, and by the way, it's Naraku, not Naroku!" Inuyasha muttered.
"Hm!?" Joey fell onto the ground.
"Oh well. So he's a bit quirky, but I love him so!" Serenity replied.
"So what brings this lovely visit?" asked Inuyasha.
"I think that too many of you are here, so I think I should send some of you back!" Naraku opened the vortex again, sucking up Yugi, Serenity, Mai, Tea, Tristan, Misty, and Togepi. Leaving only the IY (Inuyasha!) gang, Joey, Brock, Ash, and Pikachu. "There, I think that will settle things a bit. Now most of you have been sent back over to their own anime! Farewell!" Naraku grabbed his disguise and took off.
After a bit of journeying through the strange place, they finally reached something that looked like a large golden key. Kagome walked over and picked it up, and suddenly, a large vortex appeared again and sucked everyone up, and dropped them back into the Kanto Region.
"Hey, I'm back where I'm suppose to be! This is Kanto!" Ash cheered.
"Good for you, bad for us." Joey replied.
"Actually, I'll make you guys a deal." Naraku slipped out again. "If you destroy all of Kanto Region, then I'll send you all back in your own animes."
"Why should we listen to you?" asked Inuyasha. "You're the one who sent us here in the first place! Besides, you always make other people do your business, so why should we trust you?"
"Good question, but this is really your only hope in finding your way back home, so go now and destroy Kanto. I never liked this place anyway, the beaches were always too crowded, and I could never remember all the names of those stupid Pokemon things! And I could never find a good place to eat, and there were so many things about those stupid Pokebrats! And there were so many....." and Naraku trailed off and turned into a mumble as he fell into his own thoughts and not realizing where he was.
"Well, let's start!" Ash replied. "But I really feel bad to destroy my town, so you guys do it for me!"
"Alright, let the slaughtering begin!" Inuyasha oddly seemed really excited by Naraku's deal.
"First, I think to speed up the process you'll need backup!" Naraku transported Misty, Togepi, the characters from YuYuHakusho, and the characters from DBZ (DragonBallZ just for those who didn't know!). Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Goku, Goten, Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks, and Krillan were all transported there.
"I've been waiting for this moment, this is where I take over." Sesshomaru and Rin appeared from out of the brush.
"Sesshomaru!?" Inuyasha yelled. "What the heck are you doing here?"
"And Rin too!" added Kagome.
"Don't you think it's dangerous to have a little girl out here?" asked Ash.
"Hey, I may be little, but I'm brave!" Rin yelled. "I'm sick and tired of calling me a little baby!"
"Little brat is more like it." Hiei commented. Rin made an angry face.
"SAY WHAT YOU LIKE! BUT I HAVE LORD SESSHOMARU HERE TO PROTECT ME!" Rin yelled.
"So who are you guys???" asked the remaining members.
"My stupid older brother Sesshomaru." Inuyasha replied.
"Half brother!" Sesshomaru corrected.
"SHUT UP!!!!!" Inuyasha sounded really ticked off now. "LISTEN, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?"
"Funny, you calling me the idiot of the family and you can't even figure out the simple matter of how we got here?" asked Seshomaru. Rin giggled.
"SHUT UP RIN!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Why? You aren't the boss of me!" Rin giggled some more.
"WHY I OUTTA!" Inuyasha charged to punch Rin in the face, but Sesshomaru kicked Inuyasha against a tree. He got up.
"Sesshomaru, why are you here, anyway?" asked Kagome.
"Easy." began Sesshomaru. "I was so bored that I thought I'd try something new, and it just so happened that Rin spotted you guys walking along and I decided to find out what you were up to. Next thing I knew you were being sucked into the vortex by Naraku, so I decided to catch a ride with you. Too bad for Jaken that he wasn't quick enough to join us. So he was left behind. I bet he's moping around back home."
~*~*~*^_^MWAHAHAHA! I'm so evil to leave Jaken behind! MWAHAHAHAHA!~*~*~*
In the feudal era, Kagura is sitting by a tree looking very bored with Kanna, staring at Jaken sitting in a clearing.
"Oh my Lord Sesshomaru! Where have you gone this time!? And you have even taken that idiotic human and left me with Ah and Uhn! What am I to do?" Jaken moaned. Ah and Uhn walked over and gave Jaken a lick. "Don't bother. Nothing can heal the wounds of being left behind again! Just leave me behind! Nothing you can do can sooth me." Ah and Uhn turn around and start walking away. Jaken tilts his head and stares at the dragon-horse creature walk away and soon becomes all panicky. "WAIT! I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT! COME BAAAAACK!!!!!!"
~*~*~*^_^Poor Jaken!~*~*~*
Back with the others in the other anime.
"Great! You can help us speed up the destruction of Kanto so that we can all get home!" Joey cheered.
"Why should I help an idiot human like you?" asked Sesshomaru.
"I think he's nothing more than a weakling." Kuwabara replied.
Sesshomaru growled, stuck out his hand, and fired his energy whippy thingy and knocked Kuwabara into the air, and he came crashing into the ground many feet away.
"Never insult me." Sesshomaru warned. "Or you will be destroyed. But I will help destroy Kanto. Not to help you people, but for my own enjoyment."
"Yay! We're gonna cause some destruction! I bet Sesshomaru will cause the most!" Rin cheered.
~*~*~*^_^Why I always make this little face, I don't know~*~*~*
That afternoon, everyone decided to start at the closest place, unfortunately for Ash, which was his home, Pallet Town.
"We'll just watch from a bush." Misty replied to the group.
"Why? Not afraid to kill a friend, are you?" asked Sesshomaru. "You should get used to it. Besides, I plan to kill my idiot half brother over there. He's a disgrace to our family. Especially that mother of his."
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled, he went to punch his brother.....................half brother in the back of the head, but Sesshomaru dodged and hit him in the back and knocked him into the ground.
"Let the destruction begin." announced Sesshomaru, all fired up.
Kagome and Shippo rented a bike and rode around making skid marks on the roads, making all the cars stop, Sesshomaru and the Z Fighters destroyed all the buildings, and the YuYuHakusho characters destroyed all the people, including Ash's mom. They made sure to disintegrate her so Ash wouldn't know they did it. They then told him that she was crushed by a building so that he wouldn't become all sad. That night, Inuyasha began to cut down all the trees in sight to stop the paper-making and lessen the oxygen supply while the girls got dinner going.
"Well done, it seems you were able to destroy a town." Naraku slipped out of the brush that Inuyasha had not destroyed yet.
"Who are you?" asked Goku with a mouthful of bread in his mouth.
"Don't talk with your mouth full, Kakorot (is that spelled right?)!" Vegeta yelled. "But he has a point, who are you?"
"I am Naraku, and I have something for you." Naraku opened the vortex. "Here's a little gift to speed things up." Koga, Hamtaro, Boss, Mai, and Myoga entered through the vortex.
"Koga!?" Inuyasha yelled. "Why'd you send him here? He isn't any use for the destruction! He slows us down, so why?"
"To annoy you." Naraku replied as he disappeared through the bushes. "Have fun now."
"I admit traveling through a vortex is fast, but could you make it a little more comfortable?" Mai rubbed her head from the landing.
"OH MY! DO YOU REALLY THINK I LIKE BEING HERE?" Myoga yelled. "Cause I don't!"
"Ah shut up!" Boss yelled.
"Hey, don't say something like that to our new friend Boss!" Hamtaro said.
"Okay put em up!" Boss put up his fists addressing a challenge to wrestle Myoga.
"Now this I got to see!" Inuyasha knelt down and peered down to watch the hamster take on Myoga the demon flea, but the flea was no where to be found. Inuyasha spotted Myoga jumping away as quickly as a demon flea could. "Hey! Myoga! Come back here! My father said he'd pay you to do this fight!"
"I'm not falling for that, your dad's dead, that's why I'm stuck with you in the first place!" Myoga yelled as he hopped away.
"Well, he's catching on, he's fallen for that one ever since he wouldn't do what I wanted." Inuyasha added as he watched the little coward run off.
Koga had a large headache, and finally got rid of it to go to his true business.
"Hey there Kagome, I hope you didn't mind me coming here!" Koga walked over to Kagome.
"BACK OFF WOLF!" Inuyasha yelled as he came between Koga and Kagome. Koga growled a bit. "And besides, you didn't come here on purpose, you came here by accident! So go home now!"
"Hope, sorry, but I don't need to go home yet. Not till I make sure that Kagome is back safe and sound." Koga replied. Inuyasha growled loudly.
"Come on! Don't start a fight already!" Kagome said.
"Back off, Kagome, I may have to kill him! Or worse." Inuyasha grasped Tetsusaiga, ready to pull it out.
"I'd like to see you try it, Mutt-face!" Koga teased.
"SHUT UP!" Inuyasha swung his sword, but missed Koga. The two shards in his legs gave him more speed than originally, so he easily dodged.
"Why are they arguing?" asked Kuwabara.
"People don't argue! I've gotta stop them!" Hamtaro ran over to where Inuyasha and Koga were battling.
"Hey!" Boss grabbed and held Hamtaro back. "Are you nutz!? If you go out there, you're gonna be crushed and killed by those things!"
"Okay, you're right Boss." Hamtaro gave up.
"Alright! A battle between demons! This'll be interesting!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Yeah! I hope the brown guy wins! He's cool!" Goten followed Trunks to a good viewing point.
"What are you nutz!? The red guy's more talented! Look at his neat looking sword! It's so powerful!" Trunks argued.
"So, at least the brown guy doesn't have any weapon, so that makes him a better fighter!" Goten argued back.
"Does not!" Trunks yelled.
"Does to!" Goten and Trunks were in each others faces now.
"No!" Trunks yelled.
"Yes!" Goten yelled back.
"Stop this, you two! I'm trying to watch the match!" Vegeta ordered.
"Yeah, I want to see who wins!" Goku was sitting on the ground next to Vegeta.
"That red guy isn't doing too bad for a demon!" Kuwabara said.
"You fool! He isn't a demon!" Hiei replied in his usual tone.
"What? Then what is he!? Look at those claws and fangs and those dog ears! He must be a demon!" Trunks, Goten, Yusuke, and Kuwabara argued back.
"Well, seeing as you're only humans with spiritual powers, you can't tell." Kurama replied. "That man isn't a demon, or a human. Actually, he's in between, a half demon as you may call it."
"Really? So there's such thing as a half demon?" asked Yusuke.
"Not many, though." Sesshomaru walked over.
"Wow, " Kuwabara said. "Then he's doing good for a guy who is totally handicapped to the other."
"See! The red guy's handicapped too! So he's gonna win!" Trunks started the argument again.
"But your guy has a sword!"
"So, your guy has shard thingies in his legs so that gives him extra powers!"
"Not much power!"
"SO? IT'S STILL POWER!!!!"
"CHILDREN! TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE SO WE CAN WATCH THE FIGHT!" Bulma yelled.
"Yes." Trunks and Goten walked over to a place where no one could hear them, and argued about who would win.
"Shouldn't we help them?" asked Sango.
"Or at least stop their fighting?" asked Shippo.
"I think it would be best to let them deal with it themselves." Miroku replied. Then he raised his voice into a shout. "First one unconscious loses!"
"Alright, fine by me!" Inuyasha replied as he readied Tetsusaiga to perform the wind scar technique.
"You're DEAD!!!!!!!" Koga was about to land a punch in the head, but then he got a bad feeing again.
"You're the one who's dead!" Inuyasha launched the wind scar at Koga. It barely missed him. Koga went flying back and went unconscious onto the ground.
"Well, that sure didn't take long." Kagome said.
"See! I told you the red guy would win!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Did not!" Goten argued back.
"Actually he did." Vegeta replied.
"Did not!" Goten and Goku argued.
"Did to!" Vegeta, Trunks, and Bulma joined.
"Did not!" Goku, Goten, and Krillan yelled.
"DID TO!" Vegeta, Trunks, Bulma, and Boss said.
"DID NOT!" Goten, Goku, Krillan, and Hamtaro yelled.
"DID TO!" Trunks, Vegeta, Bulma, Boss, and Kagome yelled.
"DID NOT!" Goten, Goku, Krillan, Hamtaro, and Sango yelled.
"DID TO!" the gang and Yusuke yelled.
"DID NOT!" the gang and Kuwabara yelled.
"DID TO!" the gang and Shippo yelled.
"DID NOT!" the gang and Miroku yelled (Miroku only joined because Sango was there!).
And so it continued until everyone except Kurama, Hiei, Inuyasha, and Koga were not arguing.
"They're are complete idiots!" Hiei replied.
"Yes, I agree that their actions are quite childish." Kurama held up his rose. "Shall I stop their arguing?"
"Nah, let them continue for a bit more. This shall be entertaining." Hiei replied. Meanwhile, Inuyasha was completely confused. Koga just regained consciousness and was also very confused.
"DID TO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TO!"
"DID NOT!"
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"DID TO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TO!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
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"NO!"
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"YES!"
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"YES!"
"SHALL I STOP THEM NOW?" asked Kurama, who was yelling over all the noise.
"A BIT MORE! LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS!" Hiei yelled back.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
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"NO!"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone stopped to take a breather.
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"Shall I stop them now?" asked Kurama, taking his fingers out of his ears and pulling out his rose again.
"Only if they shut up." Hiei answered, covering his ears to stop his ears from ringing from their yelling. Inuyasha had flattened his ears to his head about halfway through. Koga clamped his hands to his ears and didn't' let loose.
Kurama took his red rose and turned it into his thorn whip. Then he smacked it in front of the arguing group. They stopped and stared at Kurama. "This arguing is senseless. It isn't a good way to settle any debate."
"Besides, it's uncool." Hiei commented.
"Shortie's right!" Kuwabara agreed. "This is uncool. So what is the coolest thing?"
"I don't know!" everyone in the group replied except Shippo, who was thinking hard.
"I have an idea!" Shippo yelled.
"WHAT IS IT!?!?!?" asked everyone, including Kurama, Hiei, Inuyasha, and Koga.
"The hippest thing now is the sing Christmas Songs, even though it's the middle of July!" Shippo cheered. "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!"
All of a sudden, everyone started singing their favorite Christmas Song.
The IY gang sang Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Mai and Joey joined Ash and his friends and they sang Jingle Bells, Yusuke and his gang sang Santa Clause is Coming to Town, and the Z fighters sang Up on the Roof Top, Bulma gave microphones to Boss, Hamtaro, and Myoga, and they taught Myoga their Christmas Song!
"Then One foggy Christmas Eve, Santa Came To Say, " sang the IY gang.
"Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle All The Way!" sang Ash and his gang.
"Santa Clause Is Coming To Town!" sang Yusuke and the group.
"I still think Santa sucks!" muttered Yusuke.
"How can you say that?" Kurama muttered back. "Santa is the spirit of joy! How could you hate someone as good and jolly as Santa?"
"Simple! I hate him! All I get is coal and clothes!" Yusuke muttered back.
"That's because you get in street fights and hang out with demons." Hiei said sarcastically. "And Santa knows that you've been a nauty teenager!"
"SHUT UP BEFORE I POUND YOUR FACE IN!" Yusuke yelled.
"Hey! We're supposed to be singing!" Kuwabara yelled. "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town!" he sang in a very bad tone of voice.
"This is so pointless." Hiei replied before Kuwabara forced everyone to sing again.
"Up On The Roof Top, Reindeer Pause, Out Pops Good Old Santa Clause!" sang the Z fighters.
"Saying Merry Christmas, How Are You?" sang Hamtaro (see a Christmas episode of Hamtaro in order to find out the whole song!).
"Merry Christmas! How Are You?" added Myoga and Boss as they began to sing the next verse.
"Children Laughing, Children Playing, " Hamtaro and the gang sang. "Friends are everywhere!"
After everyone was finished doing their song, they didn't know what to do next.
"What song should we sing next?" asked Rin.
"Oh Christmas Tree! Oh Christmas Tree!" sang Shippo.
"NO MORE SINGING! ESPECIALLY CHRISTMAS SONGS!" Yusuke announced.
"Yeah, singing is sooooooo 5 minutes ago!" Shippo said. "The cool thing to do now is to wet your pants!"
"Nah, that's a fad from FADS (my soon-to-be-uploaded fanfic!)!" Goten argued. "We don't want to be copy-cats!"
"Besides, I'm a dog!" Inuyasha added. "I can't be a cat!"
"Uh, Inuyasha?" Kagome started. "It's a figure of speech!"
"Ah who cares!" Inuyasha replied.
"Anyway, the cool thing to do now is to take out your cellphone and dial your own number over and over again for no apparent reason!" Yusuke took out his cellphone and started to dial his own number. "Hey! It's my answering machine! Hello, mom! I'm in another anime right now! Like you even care! Anyway, don't pick up the phone because I'm doing the new fad! I'll probably call about another 500 times! Be prepared to delete 500 more messages after I'm done!" Yusuke hung up. "Your phone number is optional. Otherwise, you can call 911. It's fun!"
Immediately, everyone took out a cellphone from behind their backs and either dialed their own phone number, or 911.
"Hey, what's going on!? You're all supposed to be destroying Kanto!" Naraku, without his disguise, jumped out of the bushes.
"We're doing the latest fad, Naraku, come join us!" Inuyasha invited (okay, this stuff has so gone to his head! Naraku is Inuyasha's sworn enemy, besides Koga! It's weird, but still funny!^-^I'm so bad!).
"Alright, to be cool, I'll join my most hated opponents and do their hip new fads!" Naraku took out a cellphone. "I stole this from Kagura and her last journey here! I'm such a villan!"
"Shut up! I'm trying to hear my answering machine!" Miroku yelled.
"Uh, Miroku, we don't have answering machines!" Sango replied.
"Oh yeah, I forgot!" Miroku replied.
"Hey, how come every time I dial my phone number, it says I no longer live here or I dialed the wrong phone number?" asked Inuyasha, listening to the voice that told him what he just said.
"Because you keep dialing a phone number that doesn't exist!" Kagome answered. "Besides, you don't have a phone number."
"Then how can people call me?" asked Inuyasha.
"THEY CAN'T!"
"Oh."
After a while, everyone got bored from dialing the same number 500 times.
"I have an idea!" Naraku exclaimed like a little kid. "Let's go and destroy Kanto and cause some destruction!"
"Naaaaaaaaah!" everyone declined.
"Oh, okay, then let's go and destroy Kanto and cause some destruction!" Naraku repeated.
"YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!" everyone agreed.
"Now that sounds like an idea!" Koga and Inuyasha agreed as well. "Much better than the one you said before!"
~*~*~*So, did you all like my third chapter? It's kind of weird, but I like it! It's supposed to be a humor fic! Remember?*sticks tongue out at monitor* I'm not posting the next chapter up until I get some more reviews! I don't know how many, but enough to make me satisfied!^_^ I'm really evil! MWAHAHA! Making you all suffer like this to see that fate of the next city about to be demolished! Farewell!~*~*~*