Chapter 4: Everyone has the latest FAD
Everyone stands around with burritos in their hands as they watch Inuyasha blow up Erika's gym, and watch Koga kill Erika and her friends and Pokemon as they try to escape the slaughter. Then Vegeta uses an energy blast to destroy the power plant hidden in the woods. Then everything else except the destruction group (that's all the Z fighters, IY group, Yusuke group, etc. etc. etc.) blows up from all the stored electricity.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BUURIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried everyone as their burritos blew up in their hands. Inuyasha's, Koga's, and even Vegeta's blew up as well.
"DAD YOU IDIOT!" Trunks yelled at his father.
"You destroyed my burrito you idiot!" Bulma yelled as well at her idiotic husband.
"Oh! I'm such an idiot!" Vegeta yelled to himself.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Goten whined over his blown up burrito. "I NEVER EVER EVEN GOT TO TRY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh no! What will the chickens do?" asked Shippo, who scared away a chicken with his fox-fire even though he knew it would have no effect.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naraku appeared. "Good work! Now, let's get back to those fads!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that!" Kagome admitted.
"Now, about that question, Shippo, the chickens will be just fine if you don't kill or scare them!" Vegeta replied.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Shippo cheered. He celebrated by wetting his pants like the Shippo in FADS.
"But what about the ants?" asked Goku. "Chickens eat ants, don't they?"
"No, anteaters eat ants idiot!" Vegeta yelled.
"But don't chickens eat ants?" asked Goku.
"No! They do not eat ants Kakorot!" Vegeta yelled.
"Then that means I can eat the ants!" Goku replied.
"NO! YOU WILL NOT EAT THE ANTS! THE ANTEATERS WILL EAT THE ANTS BECAUSE ANTEATERS EAT ANTS, AND YOU'RE NOT AN ANTEATER, SO YOU DON'T EAT ANTS!" Vegeta yelled (talk about a big tongue-twister!). "Besides, I have a clean deal with the anteaters before I killed them that I could eat all the ants in the universe. I have an official paper saying so." Vegeta held up a paper that had a deal written on it, and then an anteater's signature. You could tell it was an anteater's because there was a footprint, then next to it, in neat cursive, was a signature that read ANTEATER.
"WHAT?" Goku was shocked. "But I'm wanna eat the ants!"
"Fine!" Vegeta answered. "You can eat some of them!"
"What?" asked Shippo.
"Eat some of them." Vegeta repeated.
"Some of what?" asked Shippo. Apparently he'd been bonked on the head many times by Inuyasha a moment before, so his IQ dropped a lot!
"The ants."
"What ants?"
"The ones that Kakorot and I were talking about."
"Carrot? Don't change the subject! I don't even like carrots!"
"Not Carrots, Kakorot!"
"What's the deal with Carrots!? I hate carrots! They're healthy and taste bad!"
"I'll spell it for you! C-A-R-R-O-T!"
"See! You said Carrot! What were you saying about the ants?"
"I meant Carrot! No, wait, I meant Kakorot!"
"Oh, Kakorot! Okay, I get it now. So what's a Kakorot? Is it a vegetable? Cause if it is, then let's change the subject!"
"Kakorot is a human, and that human is Goku."
"What?"
"Goku."
"What was that?"
"GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"
"I don't get you at all! First you talk about ants, then you talk about carrots, then you talk about this person named Kakorot, now you're talking about Gokus, whatever they are! Who's Kakorot?"
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........................GOKU YOU STUPIDHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Wow! Who's GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........................GOKU YOU STUPIDHEAD? I've never heard of him before? Is he a he or a she? Is he/she nice?"
"Urrrr, no, he's pure evil!"
"OH NO!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........................GOKU YOU STUPIDHEAD is gonna eat the ants,NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Boy, this kid should get a life." Vegeta said.
"I couldn't agree with you more!" Bulma added.
"Me too." Trunks replied.
"Me too." Goten walked over.
"ME TOO!" everyone said except Goku and the whining Shippo.
"Hm. I wonder what everyone's talking about?" Goku wondered. "I'm hungry! Time for a quick snack!"
Goku mistook an ant for a raisin, and ate it.
"Hey, this raisin moves around in my mouth!" Goku swallowed the "raisin". "Mmmm! It dances down my throat as well!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shippo yelled.
"KAKOROT! YOU IDIOT YOU KILLED AN ANT! I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU MISTAKE AN ANT FOR A RAISIN!? THIS IS A RAISIN!" Vegeta picked up a "raisin" and ate it. "You're right, these things do move around in your mouth and they do dance down your throat. WAIT! THAT MUST MEAN THAT! THAT! THAT!" Vegeta couldn't believe what happened, so he didn't want to say it. Someone needed to bring him back down to earth by saying what needed to be said.
"DAD! YOU JUST ATE THE ANT!" Trunks said for Vegeta.
"NOOOOOOO! I KILLED THE ANTS!!!!!" Vegeta punished himself by banging Shippo against his head multiple times.
"NO-O-OOO-OOOOOO-OOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shippo yelled between the bangs his body was inflicting on Vegeta's head.
"Hah! This is sooooo fun!" Naraku picked up a large jar. It was labeled "ALL THE ANTS IN THE UNIVERSE." Next he took Vegeta's deal the anteaters gave him and put it in a nearby solar powered paper shredder.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MY DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Vegeta. "NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT ANY OF THE ANTS I HAVEN'T ALREADY ATE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Boy, he should get a life! Who'd want to eat ants?" wondered Shippo. "They are too high in protein! Protein is healthy for you! And whatever is healthy for you is bad for you and me!"
"Now to my business!" Naraku held up the jar.
"Naraku! Don't you dare do what I think you're gonna do!" Inuyasha yelled.
"I'm warning you Naraku!" Koga warned.
"Hey! That's my line!" Inuyasha argued. Suddenly, Koga and Inuyasha started an argument about who would say what, until they finally, for once, agreed.
"Alright, Naraku! Eat the ants, and you're finished!" Koga yelled.
"HEY! THAT WAS MY LINE!" Inuyasha yelled. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY 'YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT, NARAKU!' AFTER I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Whatever!" Koga replied.
"ALRIGHT, NARAKU! I'M GONNA WASTE YOU!" Inuyasha yelled. "THAT WAS MY OTHER LINE!" Everyone around him fell down, including Naraku, and suddenly stood up (like in animes where the character says something stupid and everyone falls down and gets back up again! Yeah! That thing!).
"Anyway, back to my business!" Naraku opened the jar, somehow enlarged his mouth, and ate all the ants in the jar.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Goku, Vegeta, and Shippo as Naraku finished off the ants.
"Ah! Good protein!" Naraku rejoiced. "Anyway, now the cool thing to do is to go and eat all the bugs in sight! It's good for your body, and it stops pest problems!"
"Why should we listen to you, ANT-EATER!?" Vegeta yelled.
"He's not an anteater! You are one confusing person! You always change the subject in the middle, you talk about things that don't make any sense what-so-ever, and now you're calling a demon an anteater?" Shippo yelled.
"I meant that he's an ant-eater because he ate the ants! So he's an ant-eater person!" Vegeta tried to explain, but only made the problem more confusing.
"I still don't get it, but oh well." Shippo took a white board and a red marker and wrote something on it. Then every time Vegeta wasn't looking in his direction, Shippo would point the sign to Vegeta. The sign read "HERE IS A FREAKY CONFUSING PERSON! MISTAKES A DEMON FOR AN ANTEATER! TALKS ABOUT THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE! YEP! THAT'S THIS GUY!" and there was an arrow pointing towards Vegeta. Vegeta turned his head, and Shippo quickly dashed away from sight before Vegeta noticed he was there. He kept doing that until Naraku spoke again.
"Anyway, you should listen to me because if you don't, then you will never return home!" Naraku solved that problem with ease. He quickly grabbed Shippo's sign from out of his hands and read it. "How rude! Calling me a freaky person! This is not very nice, young fox! Things like this should be recycled." Naraku put it in a cardboard disposal and locked it up. Then he swallowed the key, and erased the combination from his mind. "There! Now no one will know that that youngster called me a freaky and confusing person who mistakes a demon for an anteater and talks about confusing things! Yep! That's me! Which isn't true! Wait! I just said what I wasn't trying to say! Darn it!" Naraku erased part of Shippo's memory, the part when he first made the sign until right now. Then he erased everyone else's minds so they wouldn't remember what he revealed. "NOW, EVERYONE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND EAT THE ANTS! OOPS! I MEAN GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND EAT ALL THE BUGS AND INSECTS IN SIGHT!"
"What about arachnids (is that spelled right?)?" asked Shippo. "Spiders are important too!"
"FINE! YOU CAN EAT THE SPIDERS TOO!" Naraku announced.
"Yaaaaaay!" Shippo cheered. "Wait, does anyone know what I was doing until now?"
Everyone shook their heads, including Naraku, who had erased his own mind of the incident.
Suddenly, everyone went down on the ground and ate every bug in sight.
Inuyasha, Koga, and Shippo (Shippo transformed into a dog) cheated by using their noses to find the most bugs.
"NO FAIR, INUYASHA! SHIPPO! YOU CHEATED!" Kagome yelled after the hunt was over.
"I tried to stop them, Kagome, but I was unable to. They were acting too much like disobedient mutts to be controlled by a civilized demon like me!" Koga tried to keep Kagome from suspecting that he did it too.
"Nice try, Koga, but I saw you using your nose against the floor as well!" Kagome replied. "Just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I don't see stuff demons do, even if they are faster than some human eyes!!!"
"Besides, eating bugs is sooooooooooo not cool!" said Scrapypine.
"WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?" asked everyone.
"DON'T YOU KNOW???????? I'm Scrapypine, the red hawk!" Scrapypine announced. "I'm the guest star of this chapter!"
"Guest star?" asked everyone, confused.
"Don't you people, demons and other stuff know anything!? LOOK UP THERE!" Scrapypine looked up at the top of the chapter. It read:
Chapter 4: Everyone has the latest FAD
Everyone stands around with burritos in their hands as they watch Inuyasha blow up Erika's gym, and watch Koga kill Erika and her friends and Pokemon as they try to escape the slaughter. Then Vegeta uses an energy blast to destroy the power plant hidden in the woods. Then everything else except the destruction group (that's all the Z fighters, IY group, Yusuke group, etc. etc. etc.) blows up from all the stored electricity.
Scrapypine seemed very confused. "WHAT!?!? This isn't how it's supposed to look! Everyone is such an idiot! They don't do anything right!" Scrapypine, ignoring all the angry faces of the now insulted characters, in which Shippo didn't even notice that he was just insulted, took a computer, E-mailed Patriotic Puppy, printed it out, and pasted it to the top of the chapter. It read:
Chapter 4: Everyone has the latest FAD
Hi there! Puppy here! Hey, I want to tell you something very important! I'm very sorry that I couldn't post this up! Scrapypine here had tied me up to a chair and locked me in a closet! Good thing I'm a good escape artist! But I couldn't say anything for the next few chapters! Bad Scrapy! Anyway, I'm gonna introduce my new made-up character, Scrapypine! He's a red hawk, has an IQ of a scientist, though he never uses more than 1/8 of it, and he is a great person, I mean animal, on FAD's. That's probably the only thing he's good at besides talking nonstop about nonsense! And he is really happy to be in this new fanfic! Check him out! I created him special to help you out in your FAD's! Hope you search for him! He's almost impossible to miss because he's such a jabber-jaw! See ya!
I HATE disclaimers! But anyway, I'll write a little song! It's of Jingle Bells, and I don't own that song either.
Jingle Bells
Kikyo Smells
She keeps coming back to life (WHICH REALLY SUCKS!)
She keeps trying to kill Inuyasha
By dragging him into hell (seeing as it's the name of the underworld, it doesn't count for swearing, but I stil rated it!)
Jingle Socks
IY Rocks
Cause he's really funny!
In rain or snow or if it's sunny
He'll always be the best! YAY!
Okay, so it wasn't all that good. But give me some credit here! And I don't own Inuyasha!
Everyone stands around with burritos in their hands as they watch Inuyasha blow up Erika's gym, and watch Koga kill Erika and her friends and Pokemon as they try to escape the slaughter. Then Vegeta uses an energy blast to destroy the power plant hidden in the woods. Then everything else except the destruction group (that's all the Z fighters, IY group, Yusuke group, etc. etc. etc.) blows up from all the stored electricity.
"SO?" said everybody.
"So, the cool thing to do now is to start a party and wreck everything in sight!" Scrapypine advised.
"GREAT IDEA, SCRAPYPINE!!! LET'S START A PARTY!!!!" everyone started a party. Bulma got out her stereo system, boom box, CDs, and records to be a DJ. The remaining girls went to get streamers, food, and other party things over in the nearby market in the village by the forest they were in (if you're wondering why the gang's suddenly in the forest, I'm not telling! It's just one of those unsolved mysteries of life! Things happen!). Everyone else just waited until the party started. Kagome even managed to find one of those color balls that swirl around and flash different colored circles of light at whatever they hit. This one ran on batteries, and it was the one with three of the balls on it! Sango found some streamers, Misty found some chairs, portable tables, which her Pokemon helped carry, and some table cloths, and Mai found some food, such as punch, chips, chocolate, salsa, etc. etc. etc. And Rin helped as best as she could to carry some extra stuff, including a karaoke machine in case anyone wanted to sing.
Mainly, the IY group just sat around and talked the whole time. Vegeta and Goten were fighting over who got that last pie. Vegeta won in the end, and put the coconut pie in a plastic container.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! COCONUT SUCKS!" Trunks watched his father fly on top of a nearby cave.
"Hey Kakorot!" Vegeta yelled.
"Yeah!?" Goku replied, walking out of the cave and looking at Vegeta. "What are you doing up there?"
"I'm gonna cause a cave-in! Is anyone in the cave?!" Vegeta called back.
"Hm. There is now!" Goku walked inside of the cave.
"IDIOT! I'LL CRUSH YOU NOW!" Vegeta caused the cave-in, but Goku zoomed out of it, but didn't look forward and is face went straight into the coconut pie that Vegeta was carrying around. "I figured you'd do something like this, so I staged the whole thing!"
"HEY! THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!" Goku wiped the remainder of the pie off his face, grabbed a nearby cake and threw it. It missed Vegeta, but hit Team Rocket, who was surprisingly invited to the party, in the faces.
"Wow! Look, James, this cake looks simply delicious!" Jessie cheered.
"I know! Let's find out!" James took a bite.
"Oh my gosh! It's soooooooo meowsa good!" Meowth cheered.
"Wow, I didn't know that they liked it!" Goku replied.
"They look like easy prey!" Vegeta launched an energy blast at Team Rocket, but it somehow swerved to the side and missed. "WHAT!?!?!? MY ATTACK MISSED!!!!??????????"
"Here, let me show you how it's done!" Goku readied a Kamehameha wave (is that spelled right?).
"Hey! I'm perfectly able to destroy them!" Vegeta yelled as Goku said the words to launch the blast.
He launched it. The blast hit Team Rocket, blowing them sky high!
"LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" cried the team as they disappeared.
"Aw man! I didn't destroy them!" Goku whined.
"HEY! AT LEAST YOU HIT THEM!" Rin cheered Goku up.
"What's the point of this thing?" asked Inuyasha, drinking a glass of punch.
"It's to have fun, Inuyasha!" Kagome answered, eating some chips and drinking a can of pop.
Suddenly, Bulma decided to play a slow song.
"Alright, people, here's your first chance to dance with a partner in a close dance! Now take a partner and dance baby!" Bulma said through the microphone.
"Would you care to dance, Sango?" asked Miroku. Sango was dressed in her usual outfit, not the demon slayer outfit! And surprisingly enough, Miroku was wearing a white tux! He claimed that Kagome got it for him. I really doubt that, but of course, Sango said yes, and they left.
One by one, the remaining members of the group found partners, except the kids and a few adults, and left for the dance floor, which was a cleared off space on the dirt ground.
Once the song was over, a lot of the people went off the dance floor and took a breather. Then Bulma put on a fast song, which was like a rock and roll song.
"Cool! I'm gonna dance for once! Later Inuyasha!" Kagome ran off onto the dance floor. Brock followed after her, and quickly got a slap from a lot of the girls he asked to dance with, and was sent off the dance floor.
"Okay! This one is not for two people to dance with together. People, no pairs, just dance by yourself!" Bulma informed, holding Brock by the vest.
"Aren't you gonna go out there? You've been sitting in that chair all this time!" Sango said to Inuyasha.
"I just don't see the point in it." Inuyasha said in a bored tone.
"Well, see ya!" Sango, Shippo, and Miroku left for the dance floor.
"Come on, Lord Sesshomaru! I wanna dance!" Rin exclaimed.
"Why don't you go ahead without me." Sesshomaru replied.
"Okay, but you're missing out!" Rin ran off for a clear spot on the dance floor.
"Come on, Joey! Aren't you at least gonna go out there once?" asked Mai.
"Nah, you know I'm not the dancing type!" Joey replied.
"Whatever, see ya!" Mai left.
"Yeah, see ya!" Joey pulled out a magazine, put in some ear-plugs, and started to read.
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Everyone stands around with burritos in their hands as they watch Inuyasha blow up Erika's gym, and watch Koga kill Erika and her friends and Pokemon as they try to escape the slaughter. Then Vegeta uses an energy blast to destroy the power plant hidden in the woods. Then everything else except the destruction group (that's all the Z fighters, IY group, Yusuke group, etc. etc. etc.) blows up from all the stored electricity.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BUURIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried everyone as their burritos blew up in their hands. Inuyasha's, Koga's, and even Vegeta's blew up as well.
"DAD YOU IDIOT!" Trunks yelled at his father.
"You destroyed my burrito you idiot!" Bulma yelled as well at her idiotic husband.
"Oh! I'm such an idiot!" Vegeta yelled to himself.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Goten whined over his blown up burrito. "I NEVER EVER EVEN GOT TO TRY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh no! What will the chickens do?" asked Shippo, who scared away a chicken with his fox-fire even though he knew it would have no effect.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naraku appeared. "Good work! Now, let's get back to those fads!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that!" Kagome admitted.
"Now, about that question, Shippo, the chickens will be just fine if you don't kill or scare them!" Vegeta replied.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Shippo cheered. He celebrated by wetting his pants like the Shippo in FADS.
"But what about the ants?" asked Goku. "Chickens eat ants, don't they?"
"No, anteaters eat ants idiot!" Vegeta yelled.
"But don't chickens eat ants?" asked Goku.
"No! They do not eat ants Kakorot!" Vegeta yelled.
"Then that means I can eat the ants!" Goku replied.
"NO! YOU WILL NOT EAT THE ANTS! THE ANTEATERS WILL EAT THE ANTS BECAUSE ANTEATERS EAT ANTS, AND YOU'RE NOT AN ANTEATER, SO YOU DON'T EAT ANTS!" Vegeta yelled (talk about a big tongue-twister!). "Besides, I have a clean deal with the anteaters before I killed them that I could eat all the ants in the universe. I have an official paper saying so." Vegeta held up a paper that had a deal written on it, and then an anteater's signature. You could tell it was an anteater's because there was a footprint, then next to it, in neat cursive, was a signature that read ANTEATER.
"WHAT?" Goku was shocked. "But I'm wanna eat the ants!"
"Fine!" Vegeta answered. "You can eat some of them!"
"What?" asked Shippo.
"Eat some of them." Vegeta repeated.
"Some of what?" asked Shippo. Apparently he'd been bonked on the head many times by Inuyasha a moment before, so his IQ dropped a lot!
"The ants."
"What ants?"
"The ones that Kakorot and I were talking about."
"Carrot? Don't change the subject! I don't even like carrots!"
"Not Carrots, Kakorot!"
"What's the deal with Carrots!? I hate carrots! They're healthy and taste bad!"
"I'll spell it for you! C-A-R-R-O-T!"
"See! You said Carrot! What were you saying about the ants?"
"I meant Carrot! No, wait, I meant Kakorot!"
"Oh, Kakorot! Okay, I get it now. So what's a Kakorot? Is it a vegetable? Cause if it is, then let's change the subject!"
"Kakorot is a human, and that human is Goku."
"What?"
"Goku."
"What was that?"
"GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"
"I don't get you at all! First you talk about ants, then you talk about carrots, then you talk about this person named Kakorot, now you're talking about Gokus, whatever they are! Who's Kakorot?"
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........................GOKU YOU STUPIDHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Wow! Who's GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........................GOKU YOU STUPIDHEAD? I've never heard of him before? Is he a he or a she? Is he/she nice?"
"Urrrr, no, he's pure evil!"
"OH NO!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........................GOKU YOU STUPIDHEAD is gonna eat the ants,NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Boy, this kid should get a life." Vegeta said.
"I couldn't agree with you more!" Bulma added.
"Me too." Trunks replied.
"Me too." Goten walked over.
"ME TOO!" everyone said except Goku and the whining Shippo.
"Hm. I wonder what everyone's talking about?" Goku wondered. "I'm hungry! Time for a quick snack!"
Goku mistook an ant for a raisin, and ate it.
"Hey, this raisin moves around in my mouth!" Goku swallowed the "raisin". "Mmmm! It dances down my throat as well!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shippo yelled.
"KAKOROT! YOU IDIOT YOU KILLED AN ANT! I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU MISTAKE AN ANT FOR A RAISIN!? THIS IS A RAISIN!" Vegeta picked up a "raisin" and ate it. "You're right, these things do move around in your mouth and they do dance down your throat. WAIT! THAT MUST MEAN THAT! THAT! THAT!" Vegeta couldn't believe what happened, so he didn't want to say it. Someone needed to bring him back down to earth by saying what needed to be said.
"DAD! YOU JUST ATE THE ANT!" Trunks said for Vegeta.
"NOOOOOOO! I KILLED THE ANTS!!!!!" Vegeta punished himself by banging Shippo against his head multiple times.
"NO-O-OOO-OOOOOO-OOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shippo yelled between the bangs his body was inflicting on Vegeta's head.
"Hah! This is sooooo fun!" Naraku picked up a large jar. It was labeled "ALL THE ANTS IN THE UNIVERSE." Next he took Vegeta's deal the anteaters gave him and put it in a nearby solar powered paper shredder.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MY DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Vegeta. "NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT ANY OF THE ANTS I HAVEN'T ALREADY ATE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Boy, he should get a life! Who'd want to eat ants?" wondered Shippo. "They are too high in protein! Protein is healthy for you! And whatever is healthy for you is bad for you and me!"
"Now to my business!" Naraku held up the jar.
"Naraku! Don't you dare do what I think you're gonna do!" Inuyasha yelled.
"I'm warning you Naraku!" Koga warned.
"Hey! That's my line!" Inuyasha argued. Suddenly, Koga and Inuyasha started an argument about who would say what, until they finally, for once, agreed.
"Alright, Naraku! Eat the ants, and you're finished!" Koga yelled.
"HEY! THAT WAS MY LINE!" Inuyasha yelled. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY 'YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT, NARAKU!' AFTER I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Whatever!" Koga replied.
"ALRIGHT, NARAKU! I'M GONNA WASTE YOU!" Inuyasha yelled. "THAT WAS MY OTHER LINE!" Everyone around him fell down, including Naraku, and suddenly stood up (like in animes where the character says something stupid and everyone falls down and gets back up again! Yeah! That thing!).
"Anyway, back to my business!" Naraku opened the jar, somehow enlarged his mouth, and ate all the ants in the jar.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Goku, Vegeta, and Shippo as Naraku finished off the ants.
"Ah! Good protein!" Naraku rejoiced. "Anyway, now the cool thing to do is to go and eat all the bugs in sight! It's good for your body, and it stops pest problems!"
"Why should we listen to you, ANT-EATER!?" Vegeta yelled.
"He's not an anteater! You are one confusing person! You always change the subject in the middle, you talk about things that don't make any sense what-so-ever, and now you're calling a demon an anteater?" Shippo yelled.
"I meant that he's an ant-eater because he ate the ants! So he's an ant-eater person!" Vegeta tried to explain, but only made the problem more confusing.
"I still don't get it, but oh well." Shippo took a white board and a red marker and wrote something on it. Then every time Vegeta wasn't looking in his direction, Shippo would point the sign to Vegeta. The sign read "HERE IS A FREAKY CONFUSING PERSON! MISTAKES A DEMON FOR AN ANTEATER! TALKS ABOUT THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE! YEP! THAT'S THIS GUY!" and there was an arrow pointing towards Vegeta. Vegeta turned his head, and Shippo quickly dashed away from sight before Vegeta noticed he was there. He kept doing that until Naraku spoke again.
"Anyway, you should listen to me because if you don't, then you will never return home!" Naraku solved that problem with ease. He quickly grabbed Shippo's sign from out of his hands and read it. "How rude! Calling me a freaky person! This is not very nice, young fox! Things like this should be recycled." Naraku put it in a cardboard disposal and locked it up. Then he swallowed the key, and erased the combination from his mind. "There! Now no one will know that that youngster called me a freaky and confusing person who mistakes a demon for an anteater and talks about confusing things! Yep! That's me! Which isn't true! Wait! I just said what I wasn't trying to say! Darn it!" Naraku erased part of Shippo's memory, the part when he first made the sign until right now. Then he erased everyone else's minds so they wouldn't remember what he revealed. "NOW, EVERYONE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND EAT THE ANTS! OOPS! I MEAN GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND EAT ALL THE BUGS AND INSECTS IN SIGHT!"
"What about arachnids (is that spelled right?)?" asked Shippo. "Spiders are important too!"
"FINE! YOU CAN EAT THE SPIDERS TOO!" Naraku announced.
"Yaaaaaay!" Shippo cheered. "Wait, does anyone know what I was doing until now?"
Everyone shook their heads, including Naraku, who had erased his own mind of the incident.
Suddenly, everyone went down on the ground and ate every bug in sight.
Inuyasha, Koga, and Shippo (Shippo transformed into a dog) cheated by using their noses to find the most bugs.
"NO FAIR, INUYASHA! SHIPPO! YOU CHEATED!" Kagome yelled after the hunt was over.
"I tried to stop them, Kagome, but I was unable to. They were acting too much like disobedient mutts to be controlled by a civilized demon like me!" Koga tried to keep Kagome from suspecting that he did it too.
"Nice try, Koga, but I saw you using your nose against the floor as well!" Kagome replied. "Just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I don't see stuff demons do, even if they are faster than some human eyes!!!"
"Besides, eating bugs is sooooooooooo not cool!" said Scrapypine.
"WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?" asked everyone.
"DON'T YOU KNOW???????? I'm Scrapypine, the red hawk!" Scrapypine announced. "I'm the guest star of this chapter!"
"Guest star?" asked everyone, confused.
"Don't you people, demons and other stuff know anything!? LOOK UP THERE!" Scrapypine looked up at the top of the chapter. It read:
Chapter 4: Everyone has the latest FAD
Everyone stands around with burritos in their hands as they watch Inuyasha blow up Erika's gym, and watch Koga kill Erika and her friends and Pokemon as they try to escape the slaughter. Then Vegeta uses an energy blast to destroy the power plant hidden in the woods. Then everything else except the destruction group (that's all the Z fighters, IY group, Yusuke group, etc. etc. etc.) blows up from all the stored electricity.
Scrapypine seemed very confused. "WHAT!?!? This isn't how it's supposed to look! Everyone is such an idiot! They don't do anything right!" Scrapypine, ignoring all the angry faces of the now insulted characters, in which Shippo didn't even notice that he was just insulted, took a computer, E-mailed Patriotic Puppy, printed it out, and pasted it to the top of the chapter. It read:
Chapter 4: Everyone has the latest FAD
Hi there! Puppy here! Hey, I want to tell you something very important! I'm very sorry that I couldn't post this up! Scrapypine here had tied me up to a chair and locked me in a closet! Good thing I'm a good escape artist! But I couldn't say anything for the next few chapters! Bad Scrapy! Anyway, I'm gonna introduce my new made-up character, Scrapypine! He's a red hawk, has an IQ of a scientist, though he never uses more than 1/8 of it, and he is a great person, I mean animal, on FAD's. That's probably the only thing he's good at besides talking nonstop about nonsense! And he is really happy to be in this new fanfic! Check him out! I created him special to help you out in your FAD's! Hope you search for him! He's almost impossible to miss because he's such a jabber-jaw! See ya!
I HATE disclaimers! But anyway, I'll write a little song! It's of Jingle Bells, and I don't own that song either.
Jingle Bells
Kikyo Smells
She keeps coming back to life (WHICH REALLY SUCKS!)
She keeps trying to kill Inuyasha
By dragging him into hell (seeing as it's the name of the underworld, it doesn't count for swearing, but I stil rated it!)
Jingle Socks
IY Rocks
Cause he's really funny!
In rain or snow or if it's sunny
He'll always be the best! YAY!
Okay, so it wasn't all that good. But give me some credit here! And I don't own Inuyasha!
Everyone stands around with burritos in their hands as they watch Inuyasha blow up Erika's gym, and watch Koga kill Erika and her friends and Pokemon as they try to escape the slaughter. Then Vegeta uses an energy blast to destroy the power plant hidden in the woods. Then everything else except the destruction group (that's all the Z fighters, IY group, Yusuke group, etc. etc. etc.) blows up from all the stored electricity.
"SO?" said everybody.
"So, the cool thing to do now is to start a party and wreck everything in sight!" Scrapypine advised.
"GREAT IDEA, SCRAPYPINE!!! LET'S START A PARTY!!!!" everyone started a party. Bulma got out her stereo system, boom box, CDs, and records to be a DJ. The remaining girls went to get streamers, food, and other party things over in the nearby market in the village by the forest they were in (if you're wondering why the gang's suddenly in the forest, I'm not telling! It's just one of those unsolved mysteries of life! Things happen!). Everyone else just waited until the party started. Kagome even managed to find one of those color balls that swirl around and flash different colored circles of light at whatever they hit. This one ran on batteries, and it was the one with three of the balls on it! Sango found some streamers, Misty found some chairs, portable tables, which her Pokemon helped carry, and some table cloths, and Mai found some food, such as punch, chips, chocolate, salsa, etc. etc. etc. And Rin helped as best as she could to carry some extra stuff, including a karaoke machine in case anyone wanted to sing.
Mainly, the IY group just sat around and talked the whole time. Vegeta and Goten were fighting over who got that last pie. Vegeta won in the end, and put the coconut pie in a plastic container.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! COCONUT SUCKS!" Trunks watched his father fly on top of a nearby cave.
"Hey Kakorot!" Vegeta yelled.
"Yeah!?" Goku replied, walking out of the cave and looking at Vegeta. "What are you doing up there?"
"I'm gonna cause a cave-in! Is anyone in the cave?!" Vegeta called back.
"Hm. There is now!" Goku walked inside of the cave.
"IDIOT! I'LL CRUSH YOU NOW!" Vegeta caused the cave-in, but Goku zoomed out of it, but didn't look forward and is face went straight into the coconut pie that Vegeta was carrying around. "I figured you'd do something like this, so I staged the whole thing!"
"HEY! THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!" Goku wiped the remainder of the pie off his face, grabbed a nearby cake and threw it. It missed Vegeta, but hit Team Rocket, who was surprisingly invited to the party, in the faces.
"Wow! Look, James, this cake looks simply delicious!" Jessie cheered.
"I know! Let's find out!" James took a bite.
"Oh my gosh! It's soooooooo meowsa good!" Meowth cheered.
"Wow, I didn't know that they liked it!" Goku replied.
"They look like easy prey!" Vegeta launched an energy blast at Team Rocket, but it somehow swerved to the side and missed. "WHAT!?!?!? MY ATTACK MISSED!!!!??????????"
"Here, let me show you how it's done!" Goku readied a Kamehameha wave (is that spelled right?).
"Hey! I'm perfectly able to destroy them!" Vegeta yelled as Goku said the words to launch the blast.
He launched it. The blast hit Team Rocket, blowing them sky high!
"LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" cried the team as they disappeared.
"Aw man! I didn't destroy them!" Goku whined.
"HEY! AT LEAST YOU HIT THEM!" Rin cheered Goku up.
"What's the point of this thing?" asked Inuyasha, drinking a glass of punch.
"It's to have fun, Inuyasha!" Kagome answered, eating some chips and drinking a can of pop.
Suddenly, Bulma decided to play a slow song.
"Alright, people, here's your first chance to dance with a partner in a close dance! Now take a partner and dance baby!" Bulma said through the microphone.
"Would you care to dance, Sango?" asked Miroku. Sango was dressed in her usual outfit, not the demon slayer outfit! And surprisingly enough, Miroku was wearing a white tux! He claimed that Kagome got it for him. I really doubt that, but of course, Sango said yes, and they left.
One by one, the remaining members of the group found partners, except the kids and a few adults, and left for the dance floor, which was a cleared off space on the dirt ground.
Once the song was over, a lot of the people went off the dance floor and took a breather. Then Bulma put on a fast song, which was like a rock and roll song.
"Cool! I'm gonna dance for once! Later Inuyasha!" Kagome ran off onto the dance floor. Brock followed after her, and quickly got a slap from a lot of the girls he asked to dance with, and was sent off the dance floor.
"Okay! This one is not for two people to dance with together. People, no pairs, just dance by yourself!" Bulma informed, holding Brock by the vest.
"Aren't you gonna go out there? You've been sitting in that chair all this time!" Sango said to Inuyasha.
"I just don't see the point in it." Inuyasha said in a bored tone.
"Well, see ya!" Sango, Shippo, and Miroku left for the dance floor.
"Come on, Lord Sesshomaru! I wanna dance!" Rin exclaimed.
"Why don't you go ahead without me." Sesshomaru replied.
"Okay, but you're missing out!" Rin ran off for a clear spot on the dance floor.
"Come on, Joey! Aren't you at least gonna go out there once?" asked Mai.
"Nah, you know I'm not the dancing type!" Joey replied.
"Whatever, see ya!" Mai left.
"Yeah, see ya!" Joey pulled out a magazine, put in some ear-plugs, and started to read.
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