SCENE TEN- Audrey and Jack Sparrow Make Out in the Street

(CUT TO: AUDREY, walking down the street for no reason.)

Audrey: You know, I, being from Little Shop of Horrors and being eaten and this being my second life, really find Jack Sparrow hot. I really love Jack Sparrow. (happens to walk by JACK SPARROW, who is. drunk. On rum.)

Jack Sparrow: Did someone say my name? (nearly trips over and falls) Where did all the rum go?

Audrey: Oh, hi, Jack. (JACK SPARROW passes out in the street.) Oh my goodness, Jack, you've drunk so much rum you've passed out! (she tries to revive him. He wakes up.) Oh, goodness, you're awake. I'm so happy.

Jack Sparrow: Let's make out. (JACK SPARROW and AUDREY start making out)

Narrator 2: And so Audrey and Jack Sparrow made out. But he was drunk on rum, so he would not remember a tiny bit of this the next day.

Jack Sparrow: What just happened? (AUDREY walks by.)

Audrey: Oh, hi, Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow: Who are you?

Audrey: (starts to cry) Oh, I feel so betrayed! I'm so sad.

Narrator 1: And so Audrey ran off, very sad, leaving Jack Sparrow confused.

Narrator 2: And drunk.