A/N: This A/N is for Appin Took, you like Stan Rogers too? Holy! I've never heard of any other fans! I know they're out there, but I've never heard of them! I'm done. On with the next chapter.

The three vans were sitting, waiting while the border crossing line inched ever so close to the strange gates. Actually, it never moved a millimeter. The young mutants had abandoned the vans, leaving Scott, Xavier, Storm, Logan and Hank to wait while the line went nowhere.

"Vant to see vhat's holding everything up?" Kurt asked the group in general. The general group agreed, and so they walked, waving cheerily to all and sundry who were sitting in their cars. Waiting. Sitting. Waiting. But not honking their horns.

When the general group reached the gates that were blocking entry, (there were three, it wasn't a major crossing, but not an insignificant one either, so ya) there was once again a familiar looking jeep, and a van with familiar bucket in the window. The third one was being blocked by a single person, or thing.

"Hey! Draco! Man! Whatcha doin' here?" Evan asked, excited to see a person he knew.

"Trying to get home again. I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm from another story!"

"What?"

"Never mind Kitty. They won't let me back into Canada cuz I don't have proof of citizenship. I'm outta here." The dragon-kid turned her back and flew up, up and away.

"I think she has issues." Everyone turned to Jamie. "Well, I do."

Turning to find out why the Brotherhood and the Acolytes were holding up the queue, Kurt heard the customs officer giving Mystique a persuasive talk. He repeated it for the benefit of all those without super hearing, imitating his mother's voice and the customs officer's voice and tone.

"What do you mean I can't enter?"

"You present a threat to national security."

"I present a what? You better let me through or I'll…"

"I'll detain you if you attempt anything further."

"You'll detain me?! That's hardly amusing. Boys…and Wanda?" The Brotherhood stared at Mystique like she had three heads.

"I don't wanna be detained." Fred said, thinking it was something very gruesome.

"Fine, I'll deal with you myself!" Mystique grabbed hold of the officers shirt, pulling him very close to her face. The officer calmly wrote something on his little clipboard, and pulled out a small can. He sprayed it at Mystique and gave her the piece of paper while another officer came and took her towards a small building on the side of the road.

"It burns! Oh it burns!" Mystique was crying out as she was half dragged, half carried to the little building. The mutants began to laugh as the first officer waved the Brotherhood through. Seeing the next vehicle was Scott's van, Bobby, Sam, Kitty, and Jean ran towards it, while the rest of the mutants turned their attentions to Kurt, who was now acting out the dramatics occurring with Magneto and his officer.

"Good afternoon, my name is Ned and I am your customs officer. Do you have any fruits or vegetables?"

"Only the ones in the middle seat." Scott answered, gesturing towards Sam and Bobby who were once again playing cards.

"What was it that you, like, sprayed onto Mystique?" Kitty asked, popping her head up from the back seat. Ned laughed, and held up the small can.

"Mosquito spray. Better than mace. Or pepper spray. So, no fruits or vegetables, citizenship?"

"American."

"All of you?" Scott began ticking off who was inside and their nationality.

"Me, American, Jean, American, Sam, Southern States, Bobby, American, Kitty, American, and the Professor, American. Yep, all American."

"Alright then, continue on, and have a nice day.

Kurt was in the spotlight once more, acting out Magneto and the female officer he was dealing with.

"Why can't I enter?"

"Because, you are wearing a bucket on your head and a large flowing cape."

"What if I were to pull this entire crossing apart?"

"Then you would be wanted, wearing a bucket on your head and a long flowing cape. You still wouldn't be allowed in."  Magneto stretched his arm out, and the cars began to move, but nothing else budged. Not even the badge on the customs officer's chest.

"What?"

"You said your name is Erik Lencherr. Aka, Magneto? There's no metal here. Too expensive. I'm afraid we've got one or two outstanding warrants. You'll have to come with me." The Acolytes began to giggle. The same officer that had dragged Mystique away appeared and took hold of Magneto. The first officer waved the Acolytes through, without their leader. At this point, Storm and Hank drove up to the border crossings. They all returned to their respective vans. Hank ended up with the female officer who had been dealing with Magneto.

"Good afternoon, my name is Michelle and I am your customs officer. Any fruits or vegetables?"

"No."

"Citizenship?" Hank looked into the van, and had to stop.

"Let's see, I'm American, Kurt's German, Rahne is Scottish, Jamie's American, Ray is too, Roberto is Brazilian, and Rogue is American. Is that right?" Again looking back. Everyone nodded. The officer thanked Hank and waved him through.

The officer at the gate Storm was going through, just took one look at the deranged look on her face, and Logan's claws, and just waved them through.

"What do we do now? Should we keep following them and attack?"

"Nah, let's just follow them and see if we can't get some free rooms and food." Lance answered.

"Okay." Fred, his question answered and quite content with himself leaned back and took a snooze. Toad hopped up and took Mystique's now vacant seat, also quite happy. His arms were tired.

"Well, now we lost the slave driver, what do you mates wanna do?"

"Let's follow the others. Perhaps they will be kind and take us in." Piotr spoke for the first time, slowly enunciating each word. "I never wanted to fight them in the first place." (A/N: I should be doing a Russian accent here, but I haven't a clue as to what it should sound like. I'm having troubles. Yes.)

"Sounds good to Remy."

"Nonononononononononono!TheBrotherhoodareprobablyfollowingthemtooandtheywon'tletmeliveiftheyseeme!"

"It's decided den. We follows de X-Men!" Remy once again put the van into gear and began to follow the jeep that was following one of the vans.

A/N: Whoa! They made it into Canada! Mystique and Magneto might return, but I had to get rid of them otherwise the Brotherhood and Acolytes would do evil things, and this fic wouldn't be funny anymore.  Yes, Draco is my personal OC, and will make another cameo. I've decided that much. Read Darkdragon if you are really curious, but don't worry about it. She looks like a dragon and has wings. That's all you should need to know for this fic. I'm writing such short chapters. C'mon muse, where are you?