Chapter 5: Destruction Begins (again)
Hi there! This is Patriotic Puppy here! Just to let you know, I need to tell you that there won't be any guest star today. Nope, none! At least not in this chapter! See ya! Enjoy chapter 5! I don't own anything of Inuyasha.
As everyone partied, and IY and Joey sat there and watched, some people were watching them from some nearby bushes.
"Why can't we crash the party, Naraku?" asked Kagura.
"Not yet." Naraku replied.
"Hmph. I don't get why you don't want to crash the party, join it, or even come up with FADs. It's incredibly annoying! I want to do something fun for a change!"
"Shut up and watch." Naraku replied.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Kagura responded.
"Huh. That was fun, but exhausting!" Kagome sat down beside IY again. "Why don't you go out there?"
"Don't feel like it." Inuyasha replied.
"That felt good!" Sango, Miroku, and Shippo joined them.
"AH! I LIKED THAT!" Rin walked to Sesshomaru. "Why do you never want to go out there? It is soooooo fun!"
"Hm. Dancing isn't my thing." Sessy replied.
"Now?" asked Kagura.
"Now." replied Naraku.
Suddenly, Kagura sent her Dance Of Blades at the partiers. Everyone ducked their heads as the blades went everywhere, but surprisingly it didn't destroy anything.
Naraku turned the color ball thingies off, and appeared with Kagura out of the bushes.
"What was that for!?" Bulma sounded really annoyed. "You could have wrecked my brand new stereo system!"
"Oh, my appoligies!" Kagura said sarcastically. "I didn't mean to do somehting like that. We're here to crash the party. Right, Naraku?"
"Right. Besides, just to let you know, partying isn't the cool thing, now."
"THEN WHAT IS!?????????" asked everyone.
"I'll tell you once I think of something!" Naraku replied.
"Alright." everyone replied. Then they all walked over to the chairs and benches and waited.
"I thought of something now!" Narkau anounced half an hour later.
"What is it? Out with it!" Vegeta ordered.
"The cool thing to do now is to cause destruction all over Kanto!" Naraku replied.
"Alright, let's go destroy Kanto now!" Vegeta instructed. Everyone ran off to cause destruction.
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Everyone ran down to Fuscia City. Kagome and Shippo rode around on the bike as Shippo tossed toys everywhere to destroy the signs, make potholes, etc. Kagome did a no-hander and shot an arrow to destroy cars, buildings, etc. IY and Vegeta went to see which of the two could murder the most people. Mai and Joey went around summoning monsters to destroy buildings. Koga destroyed Koga (the gym leader, not the demon!) and Koga's gym. Trunks, Goten, Goku, and Bulma (Bulma carrying a shotgun) ran into the Safari Zone to kill all the Pokemon. Ash, Misty, and Brock destroyed all the sidewalks with their Pokemon so Kagome couldn't ride her bike. Yusuke and the gang used their powers to blow up everything else. The remaining people just watched.
"Alright, what's the next city?" asked IY.
"I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!" replied everyone.
"I know, it's, uh, " Brock was holding the map upside-down.
"Uh, Brock, you're reading the map upside-down!" Ash informed him.
"Oh yeah!" Brock turned it rightside-up. "Alright, I say we go to the next closest, biggest city, which would be Saffron City."
With that, everyone ran off for Saffron.
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"Alright, stupid Sabrina person, take this!" Goku and Vegeta yelled as they fired an energy blast at the gym leader even though they had no idea who Sabrina was except that she was the gym leader. "Got her!"
"Not quite." Sabrina appeared behind them, floating in mid-air.
"That's impossible!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Hello!? Sabrina's a telekinesis weirdo!" Ash exclaimed as he ran away from Sabrina's Kadabra. "PIKACHU! THUNDER!"
"Pikachuuuuuuuuuuu!" Pikachu used thunder and blew up Kadabra.
"Take this." Sabrina used her powers to send Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, Goten, and Krillan into the remains of her gym. "That's what you get for destroying my gym. And for what your friend did to my poor Pokemon, Kadabra. He was a faithful Pokemon ever since he was a little Abra. You'll pay without mercy!"
"Take this!" Brock, Misty, and Ash ordered all their Pokemon to attack Sabrina, but she used her powers to deflect them.
"RUN!" Ash yelled as he, Misty, and Brock ran away with all their Pokemon behind them.
"How about this!" Inuyasha launched his wind scar attack, totally disintegrating Sabrina.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" yelled Sabrina before her head exploded.
"Nice work for a mutt." Koga replied. "But I could do way better! Cause I destroyed Koga! A trained gym leader!"
"You wanna test that!?" Inuyasha pointed his sword at Koga.
"Glad to."
"Alright! They're gonna fight again! The red guy's gonna totally waste the brown guy again!" Trunks exclaimed.
"No, the brown guy's gonna win!" Goten yelled.
"No, the red guy won last time, so he's gonna win this time!"
"NO HE WON'T!" Goten yelled.
"YES HE WILL!" Trunks yelled back, then the two started the argument again.
"Alright, this time I'll kill you!" Inuyasha charged at Koga.
"SIT!"
"Ah!" Inuyasha fell. Kagome rode up on her bike.
"You both have a one-track mind, ya know that!?" Kagome yelled at Inuyasha and Koga. "You should really grow up and stop acting like children!"
"You're right, Kagome. I apologize for that mutt's rude behavior." Koga tried to blame Inuyasha.
"You take me for a fool, don't you?" asked Kagome, glaring at Koga. "I'm not an idiot, I take school classes, and I know math, and geometry, and geology, and oceanography, and-"
"Alright! Enough with the science crap! Alright!" Koga yelled.
"Shut up, wolf! What are you doing blaming it all on me!?" Inuyasha stood up.
"It's alright, Inuyasha, it's all tooken care of so relax!" Kagome replied in her usual calm voice.
"Besides, I'm tired of causing destruction." Miroku, Sango, and Shippo walked up. Sango continued. "I mean, I'm used to helping people, not slaughtering them! Besides, this isn't even our own home."
"You're right. I think we should go and make a different deal with Naraku." Kagome said in her angered tone. "Let's go find him!"
"Looking for me?" asked Naraku, appearing in front of Kagome.
"Naraku! We're all tired of causing destruction!"
"Not me!" Vegeta said.
"And we want a different deal!"
"Not me!" said all the Z fighters.
"And we don't want to slaughter anyone else!"
"Not me!" the Z fighters, Koga, and Inuyasha said.
"And we all want to go home!"
"Yep!"
"I'm not asking for your opinions!" Kagome flared at the group.
"FINE!" said the group.
"FINE!" said Kagome.
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!" the remaining people yelled, except Naraku and Kagura, Kagura just showed up. They stopped them, for a few seconds.
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
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"FINE!"
"Stooooooooop!" they tried again.
"Alright." the group said.
"FINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naraku yelled.
"Why are you joining our argument!? You didn't share an opinion!" the group started to beat up Naraku.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!" Naraku wailed inside the cloud of dust that formed over the angry mob.
"Man, poor Naraku!" Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Kagura, and the remaining members who didn't argue said.
"I think that Naraku guy was so stupid!" Kuwabara remarked.
"Yeah, though I think he's just a stupid weakling!" Yusuke added.
"Yes, I think for a demon he'd have a bit more courage." Kurama replied.
"I think demons who blackmail are complete idiots." Hiei said without thinking.
"Hey, you blackmailed me once, so doesn't that make you an idiot!?" Yusuke teased.
"SHUT UP!" Hiei pulled out his sword, and tried to cut Yusuke into pieces, but Yusuke grabbed the point on the 5th swing.
"Well well well, we have a slacker here! What's the matter Hiei? Lost your speed? Or has little old twerp caught up to you again?" Yusuke teased.
"Why are they fighting?" asked Hamtaro from on Mai's shoulder.
"Who knows? Probably just a human thing." Boss replied from Joey's shoulder.
"Actually, I've argued with you a few times." Hamtaro admitted.
"Oh well, it wasn't that serious." Boss said.
"Did you just hear something, Joey?" asked Mai, she was talking about Hamtaro and Boss, which she didn't relize they were on her shoulder.
"Probably those little rats or something on our shoulders." Joey replied.
"RATS!!?!? Oh my gosh! Get them off of me! I hate rats!" Mai was shaking around trying to fling them off, but Hamtaro wouldn't let go.
"It's okay! I'm a hamster not a rat!" Hamtaro yelled as loud as he could, but Mai couldn't hear him, seeing as she was yelling and screaming.
"Mai! It's not that bad! Here! I'll get it off if you stand still!" Joey yelled over Mai's screaching.
"HURRY!!!!!!!!" Mai wailed.
"Got him!" Joey declared as he grabbed Hamtaro and grabbed Boss off of his shoulder. "What? These are hamsters!"
"JOEY! YOU IDIOT! YOU GOT ME ALL SCREAMING AND SCREACHING OVER SOME STUPID HAMSTERS!?" Mai seemed really ticked. "I'M NEVER FORGIVING YOU! YOU HEAR ME JOEY WHEELER? I MEAN, YOU SAID THEY WERE RATS! NOT HAMSTERS! THAT CHANGES THE ENTIRE THING!"
"HEY! THEY'RE ALL IN THE SAME FAMILY! RELAX! BESIDES, YOU COULD HAVE LOOKED DOWN AT THEM AND NOTICED WHAT THEY WERE!" Joey yelled, but Mai quickly slapped him really really hard on the head. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY, I'LL SHUT UP! JUST DON'T HIT ME ANYMORE!"
"Should we do something about their arguing?" asked Sango.
"No. It would be better for us and for them if they learned their lesson and solved their problems on their own." Miroku answered.
"But we should do something!" Shippo yelled.
"No. We should let them learn from their experiences."
~*~*~*Who cares? It was kind of long, though it wasn't much of a cliffie. I know, there's a lot of major OOCness in this fic, but it's funny! I mean, read the summaries and the ratings! I mean, it says that it's a HUMOR fic! So, yeah! It's supposed to be humorous! REVIEW!^_^~*~*~*
Hi there! This is Patriotic Puppy here! Just to let you know, I need to tell you that there won't be any guest star today. Nope, none! At least not in this chapter! See ya! Enjoy chapter 5! I don't own anything of Inuyasha.
As everyone partied, and IY and Joey sat there and watched, some people were watching them from some nearby bushes.
"Why can't we crash the party, Naraku?" asked Kagura.
"Not yet." Naraku replied.
"Hmph. I don't get why you don't want to crash the party, join it, or even come up with FADs. It's incredibly annoying! I want to do something fun for a change!"
"Shut up and watch." Naraku replied.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Kagura responded.
"Huh. That was fun, but exhausting!" Kagome sat down beside IY again. "Why don't you go out there?"
"Don't feel like it." Inuyasha replied.
"That felt good!" Sango, Miroku, and Shippo joined them.
"AH! I LIKED THAT!" Rin walked to Sesshomaru. "Why do you never want to go out there? It is soooooo fun!"
"Hm. Dancing isn't my thing." Sessy replied.
"Now?" asked Kagura.
"Now." replied Naraku.
Suddenly, Kagura sent her Dance Of Blades at the partiers. Everyone ducked their heads as the blades went everywhere, but surprisingly it didn't destroy anything.
Naraku turned the color ball thingies off, and appeared with Kagura out of the bushes.
"What was that for!?" Bulma sounded really annoyed. "You could have wrecked my brand new stereo system!"
"Oh, my appoligies!" Kagura said sarcastically. "I didn't mean to do somehting like that. We're here to crash the party. Right, Naraku?"
"Right. Besides, just to let you know, partying isn't the cool thing, now."
"THEN WHAT IS!?????????" asked everyone.
"I'll tell you once I think of something!" Naraku replied.
"Alright." everyone replied. Then they all walked over to the chairs and benches and waited.
"I thought of something now!" Narkau anounced half an hour later.
"What is it? Out with it!" Vegeta ordered.
"The cool thing to do now is to cause destruction all over Kanto!" Naraku replied.
"Alright, let's go destroy Kanto now!" Vegeta instructed. Everyone ran off to cause destruction.
~*~*~*^_^~*~*~*
Everyone ran down to Fuscia City. Kagome and Shippo rode around on the bike as Shippo tossed toys everywhere to destroy the signs, make potholes, etc. Kagome did a no-hander and shot an arrow to destroy cars, buildings, etc. IY and Vegeta went to see which of the two could murder the most people. Mai and Joey went around summoning monsters to destroy buildings. Koga destroyed Koga (the gym leader, not the demon!) and Koga's gym. Trunks, Goten, Goku, and Bulma (Bulma carrying a shotgun) ran into the Safari Zone to kill all the Pokemon. Ash, Misty, and Brock destroyed all the sidewalks with their Pokemon so Kagome couldn't ride her bike. Yusuke and the gang used their powers to blow up everything else. The remaining people just watched.
"Alright, what's the next city?" asked IY.
"I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!" replied everyone.
"I know, it's, uh, " Brock was holding the map upside-down.
"Uh, Brock, you're reading the map upside-down!" Ash informed him.
"Oh yeah!" Brock turned it rightside-up. "Alright, I say we go to the next closest, biggest city, which would be Saffron City."
With that, everyone ran off for Saffron.
~*~*~*^_^~*~*~*
"Alright, stupid Sabrina person, take this!" Goku and Vegeta yelled as they fired an energy blast at the gym leader even though they had no idea who Sabrina was except that she was the gym leader. "Got her!"
"Not quite." Sabrina appeared behind them, floating in mid-air.
"That's impossible!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Hello!? Sabrina's a telekinesis weirdo!" Ash exclaimed as he ran away from Sabrina's Kadabra. "PIKACHU! THUNDER!"
"Pikachuuuuuuuuuuu!" Pikachu used thunder and blew up Kadabra.
"Take this." Sabrina used her powers to send Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, Goten, and Krillan into the remains of her gym. "That's what you get for destroying my gym. And for what your friend did to my poor Pokemon, Kadabra. He was a faithful Pokemon ever since he was a little Abra. You'll pay without mercy!"
"Take this!" Brock, Misty, and Ash ordered all their Pokemon to attack Sabrina, but she used her powers to deflect them.
"RUN!" Ash yelled as he, Misty, and Brock ran away with all their Pokemon behind them.
"How about this!" Inuyasha launched his wind scar attack, totally disintegrating Sabrina.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" yelled Sabrina before her head exploded.
"Nice work for a mutt." Koga replied. "But I could do way better! Cause I destroyed Koga! A trained gym leader!"
"You wanna test that!?" Inuyasha pointed his sword at Koga.
"Glad to."
"Alright! They're gonna fight again! The red guy's gonna totally waste the brown guy again!" Trunks exclaimed.
"No, the brown guy's gonna win!" Goten yelled.
"No, the red guy won last time, so he's gonna win this time!"
"NO HE WON'T!" Goten yelled.
"YES HE WILL!" Trunks yelled back, then the two started the argument again.
"Alright, this time I'll kill you!" Inuyasha charged at Koga.
"SIT!"
"Ah!" Inuyasha fell. Kagome rode up on her bike.
"You both have a one-track mind, ya know that!?" Kagome yelled at Inuyasha and Koga. "You should really grow up and stop acting like children!"
"You're right, Kagome. I apologize for that mutt's rude behavior." Koga tried to blame Inuyasha.
"You take me for a fool, don't you?" asked Kagome, glaring at Koga. "I'm not an idiot, I take school classes, and I know math, and geometry, and geology, and oceanography, and-"
"Alright! Enough with the science crap! Alright!" Koga yelled.
"Shut up, wolf! What are you doing blaming it all on me!?" Inuyasha stood up.
"It's alright, Inuyasha, it's all tooken care of so relax!" Kagome replied in her usual calm voice.
"Besides, I'm tired of causing destruction." Miroku, Sango, and Shippo walked up. Sango continued. "I mean, I'm used to helping people, not slaughtering them! Besides, this isn't even our own home."
"You're right. I think we should go and make a different deal with Naraku." Kagome said in her angered tone. "Let's go find him!"
"Looking for me?" asked Naraku, appearing in front of Kagome.
"Naraku! We're all tired of causing destruction!"
"Not me!" Vegeta said.
"And we want a different deal!"
"Not me!" said all the Z fighters.
"And we don't want to slaughter anyone else!"
"Not me!" the Z fighters, Koga, and Inuyasha said.
"And we all want to go home!"
"Yep!"
"I'm not asking for your opinions!" Kagome flared at the group.
"FINE!" said the group.
"FINE!" said Kagome.
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!" the remaining people yelled, except Naraku and Kagura, Kagura just showed up. They stopped them, for a few seconds.
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"Stooooooooop!" they tried again.
"Alright." the group said.
"FINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naraku yelled.
"Why are you joining our argument!? You didn't share an opinion!" the group started to beat up Naraku.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!" Naraku wailed inside the cloud of dust that formed over the angry mob.
"Man, poor Naraku!" Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Kagura, and the remaining members who didn't argue said.
"I think that Naraku guy was so stupid!" Kuwabara remarked.
"Yeah, though I think he's just a stupid weakling!" Yusuke added.
"Yes, I think for a demon he'd have a bit more courage." Kurama replied.
"I think demons who blackmail are complete idiots." Hiei said without thinking.
"Hey, you blackmailed me once, so doesn't that make you an idiot!?" Yusuke teased.
"SHUT UP!" Hiei pulled out his sword, and tried to cut Yusuke into pieces, but Yusuke grabbed the point on the 5th swing.
"Well well well, we have a slacker here! What's the matter Hiei? Lost your speed? Or has little old twerp caught up to you again?" Yusuke teased.
"Why are they fighting?" asked Hamtaro from on Mai's shoulder.
"Who knows? Probably just a human thing." Boss replied from Joey's shoulder.
"Actually, I've argued with you a few times." Hamtaro admitted.
"Oh well, it wasn't that serious." Boss said.
"Did you just hear something, Joey?" asked Mai, she was talking about Hamtaro and Boss, which she didn't relize they were on her shoulder.
"Probably those little rats or something on our shoulders." Joey replied.
"RATS!!?!? Oh my gosh! Get them off of me! I hate rats!" Mai was shaking around trying to fling them off, but Hamtaro wouldn't let go.
"It's okay! I'm a hamster not a rat!" Hamtaro yelled as loud as he could, but Mai couldn't hear him, seeing as she was yelling and screaming.
"Mai! It's not that bad! Here! I'll get it off if you stand still!" Joey yelled over Mai's screaching.
"HURRY!!!!!!!!" Mai wailed.
"Got him!" Joey declared as he grabbed Hamtaro and grabbed Boss off of his shoulder. "What? These are hamsters!"
"JOEY! YOU IDIOT! YOU GOT ME ALL SCREAMING AND SCREACHING OVER SOME STUPID HAMSTERS!?" Mai seemed really ticked. "I'M NEVER FORGIVING YOU! YOU HEAR ME JOEY WHEELER? I MEAN, YOU SAID THEY WERE RATS! NOT HAMSTERS! THAT CHANGES THE ENTIRE THING!"
"HEY! THEY'RE ALL IN THE SAME FAMILY! RELAX! BESIDES, YOU COULD HAVE LOOKED DOWN AT THEM AND NOTICED WHAT THEY WERE!" Joey yelled, but Mai quickly slapped him really really hard on the head. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY, I'LL SHUT UP! JUST DON'T HIT ME ANYMORE!"
"Should we do something about their arguing?" asked Sango.
"No. It would be better for us and for them if they learned their lesson and solved their problems on their own." Miroku answered.
"But we should do something!" Shippo yelled.
"No. We should let them learn from their experiences."
~*~*~*Who cares? It was kind of long, though it wasn't much of a cliffie. I know, there's a lot of major OOCness in this fic, but it's funny! I mean, read the summaries and the ratings! I mean, it says that it's a HUMOR fic! So, yeah! It's supposed to be humorous! REVIEW!^_^~*~*~*