SCENE ELEVEN- Gerda Baby-sits Rini and Serena Can't Find Her Computer
(CUT TO: GERDA and RINI walking home from school.)
Narrator 1: Back while Gerda and Rini were walking home from school.
Rini: (acting bratty) I don't see why you have to baby-sit me. I mean, my cousin/mother/too complicated a family history to go into is right upstairs taking Internet college at the buffet table.
Gerda: Yes, but she doesn't have time to take care of you.
Rini: I'm ten years old, my god. I mean, I can take care of myself.
Gerda: I didn't get to stay home alone until I was fifteen.
Rini: But you lived on top of a roof.
Gerda: (flustered) Well, that's not the point. Anyway, we have to get home.
Rini: Why do we have to go home? Why couldn't we go somewhere fun?
Gerda: (impatiently) Fine, where do you want to go?
Rini: (lightbulb) I know! Let's go to the circus!
Gerda: We're in Happyland. There is no circus.
Rini: Oh.
Narrator 2: Rini then proceeded to use a long string of expletives that she should not have been saying because she was ten years old.
(annoying beeping noises sound)
Gerda: You really oughtn't to use such harsh language, Rini.
Rini: (harshly) Oh, can it.
Narrator 2: And so they went into Rini and Sailor Moon's home, which was the church. They sat in the church and Gerda was Rini's babysitter. Rini did not want to behave.
Gerda: (laying on a pew) Why do you guys live in a church, anyway?
Rini: (laying on a pew across from her) Well, I don't know. It was a nice church I guess.
Gerda: It was probably cheap.
Rini: Probably.
Gerda: You're agreeing with me for once.
Rini: Really? Oh, crap.
(CUT TO: SERENA sitting at a buffet table with a big cake in front of her and the computer behind it. SERENA can't find the computer.)
Serena: GRRRR these stupid math lessons! The cake is in the way.
(CUT TO: GERDA and RINI)
Narrator 2: Neither Gerda nor Rini gave a tiny care about the cake being in the way. Serena yelled at the cake.
(CUT TO: SERENA at the table.)
Serena: Eheo!
(CUT TO: GERDA and RINI walking home from school.)
Narrator 1: Back while Gerda and Rini were walking home from school.
Rini: (acting bratty) I don't see why you have to baby-sit me. I mean, my cousin/mother/too complicated a family history to go into is right upstairs taking Internet college at the buffet table.
Gerda: Yes, but she doesn't have time to take care of you.
Rini: I'm ten years old, my god. I mean, I can take care of myself.
Gerda: I didn't get to stay home alone until I was fifteen.
Rini: But you lived on top of a roof.
Gerda: (flustered) Well, that's not the point. Anyway, we have to get home.
Rini: Why do we have to go home? Why couldn't we go somewhere fun?
Gerda: (impatiently) Fine, where do you want to go?
Rini: (lightbulb) I know! Let's go to the circus!
Gerda: We're in Happyland. There is no circus.
Rini: Oh.
Narrator 2: Rini then proceeded to use a long string of expletives that she should not have been saying because she was ten years old.
(annoying beeping noises sound)
Gerda: You really oughtn't to use such harsh language, Rini.
Rini: (harshly) Oh, can it.
Narrator 2: And so they went into Rini and Sailor Moon's home, which was the church. They sat in the church and Gerda was Rini's babysitter. Rini did not want to behave.
Gerda: (laying on a pew) Why do you guys live in a church, anyway?
Rini: (laying on a pew across from her) Well, I don't know. It was a nice church I guess.
Gerda: It was probably cheap.
Rini: Probably.
Gerda: You're agreeing with me for once.
Rini: Really? Oh, crap.
(CUT TO: SERENA sitting at a buffet table with a big cake in front of her and the computer behind it. SERENA can't find the computer.)
Serena: GRRRR these stupid math lessons! The cake is in the way.
(CUT TO: GERDA and RINI)
Narrator 2: Neither Gerda nor Rini gave a tiny care about the cake being in the way. Serena yelled at the cake.
(CUT TO: SERENA at the table.)
Serena: Eheo!