Jack was at his desk fuming. He owed Coburn 20 bucks and he was not a happy camper. He had watched as Jay handed Carter the rock, and explained what had happened. She used one of her thing-a-ma- jigs on it and her face lit up, she grabbed Coburn and planted a big smackeroo on him. Boy, he was going to get even.
It was towards the end of April when Jack got his chance. He was sitting virtuously at his desk, looking like he was doing paperwork, when in fact he was playing on his game boy. When his phone rang he jumped sky high.
"O'Neill!" He barked.
"Ooh, and I'm supposed to be scared?" Came Buffy's voice.
"Hey Blondie, what's goin' on?" Jack asked.
"Oh, I'm at the gate and wanted to know if you could let me in?" she asked sweetly.
Jack opened a drawer and dropped his gameboy in it, "Yeahsureyabetcha. Give me five minutes."
"Thanks Jack."
Jack rubbed his hands together, he now had a partner in crime. Mwahahahahah…. At the gate he was rewarded by Buffy's very pretty smile. "Hi Jack!"
"Hi beautiful. Ready to go see that low down, good for nothin' snake in the grass that you promised to marry?" He asked as they walked to the elevators.
"What did he do now?" Buffy asked with a sigh.
Jack pouted as they got on the elevator and pressed the button. "He kissed Carter."
"What!?" Buffy yelped.
"Well, to be fair, he brought her some energy thingy and she kissed him, but he won $20 bucks off of me, and that's just not right."
Buffy laughed, "So what's the plan?"
"I'm going to kiss you in front of him. That should give him a kick in the ass." Jack said in satisfaction.
She watched as the doors opened on the level Jay's office was, "Simple yet effective." She turned to him, "I'll be waiting, then we'll see what ya got Flyboy." Jack flashed her a grin and walked her to Jay's office. He knocked on the door and pushed it open.
"Delivery Coburn." And Jack left, mouthing the word 'lunch' at her. She nodded and stepped inside.
Jay looked up and he smiled. "Buffy!" he jumped up and rounded his desk with respectable speed, grabbing Buffy in a hard hug, and a devastating kiss.
Buffy felt hot and cold, her mouth opened to welcome him in, their tongues sliding, seeking, dragging moans from each other. Buffy could feel Jays' cock pressing against her and she rubbed her body against him, making his body jerk. He pulled back, panting and let his chin rest on her head, "Oh what you do to me."
Buffy snuggled as close as she could, "It's been four looooong months. I think I could spontaneously combust."
Jay groaned, then laughed, "I love you so much." His stomach rumbled and Buffy snickered, "Hungry?"
Grabbing her by the lapels of her coat he dragged her up to meet his lips, "For more than food." He growled and kissed her again.
The door opened and Daniel stopped at the sight of Jay kissing the stuffing out of Buffy. He waited, and waited, and waited some more until he sighed, then cleared his throat.
Jay pulled back, his face dazed as he looked over at Daniel. Then he grinned, "Hey Danny, Buffy's here!"
Daniel rolled his eyes, "Yeah, I could see that. Hi Buffy."
Buffy smiled at Daniel, "Hi yourself." She leaned up to wipe off the lipstick on Jay's face. "I'm starved, you gonna feed me?"
They walked to the cafeteria, exchanging news as they walked. "Daniel, before I forget Dawn is interested in whatever college you can get her into around here. She'd like to major in languages or ancient history, or both!" Buffy shrugged, "She must have my Mom's brains, I wasn't much on the student thing."
Daniel laughed, "No problem. I know the professor of linguistics at Colorado College. He'd be thrilled to take someone at my request. I'll need her transcripts though."
Buffy nodded as they entered into the cafeteria, "I'll send them to you next week." She stopped and hugged the man, "Thanks Daniel."
He smiled at Jay over Buffy's shoulder, "Anything for you Buffy."
She pulled back and looked at him thoughtfully, "Oama and Shifu say hi by the way." And she walked over to the line, leaving Daniel gaping at her in surprise. Jay grinned and lazily followed his fiancée, admiring her sweet derriere as they gathered food on their trays.
They picked a table and sat down, Daniel following and thumping himself quickly into a chair across from Buffy.
"You met them?" his voice echoed his shock.
Buffy's eyes were serious, "When I was shot in December. I hadn't really remembered it until I saw you just now. Apparently Oama is teaching Shifu about love. Willow was there and she explained about him being your step son, and he said he understood that you loved him so much that you gave him to Oama to keep him safe."
Daniel's eyes glittered with tears for a moment, "I was never sure that he understood." She reached over and patted his hand gently and he took it and squeezed it in return.
The next thing the three of them knew the rest of SG1 and 2 came into the cafeteria like a herd of noisy children. Ballard and Jack arguing about something vociferously.
"The Avalanche will make it into the finals! Haven't I watched every game that I could all season?" Jack said, his voice getting louder.
"Sir, with all due respect," his tone implying anything but, "you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. The Fort Wayne Comets beat their ass last year and will do again. The Avalanche need another year to build up their guys before they give ANYONE a run for their money." Ballard replied heatedly.
Buffy, Jay and Daniel watched as the rest of the teams came over, Sam saw Buffy and the women hugged, and Buffy got a small smile and a "It is nice to see you again Buffy Summers." From Teal'c.
Hayden's face lit up as he saw her, "Buffy!"
"Hayden!" Buffy threw her arms around him and squeezed hard, "I'm so glad to see you." She whispered. Leaning back she looked him over, tall, lean, green eyes clear, "You look fantastic."
"Thanks to you Xena." He teased, and she groaned, looking around at Jack, "I'm gonna kill you Colonel."
Jack stood up, making a 'bring it on' motion with his hands, "Let's see it Xena." The new part of SG2 watched in amazement as Jack and this woman circled each other before Jack lunged at Buffy and she did an amazing aerial flip over his head, her boots brushing the ceiling before landing behind him, spinning him around, taking the lapels of his bdu's and pulling him down for a long kiss.
They both pulled back and Buffy and Jack looked over at Jay, "Gotcha." Jack said, then looked back at Buffy, "For a little thing you sure pack a punch."
Jay stood and pretended to punch his friend before he caught Jack in a headlock, "Touch her again and I'll let General Hammond know that you hand off all of the personnel eval reports to us peons." He promised, making Jack laugh as he struggled to get away.
The General came in to see this scene- the new part of SG-2 sitting down, their mouths open in surprise, Dr. Jackson, Major Carter and Major Hayden laughing themselves silly, Teal'c smiling slightly, Buffy Summers with her hands on her hips, a look of profound mischief on her face and his two premier Colonels, one who held the other in a head lock.
"Can someone explain the meaning of this?" He inquired and the whole of the cafeteria, except the Colonel's jumped to their feet.
"At ease people. Hello Miss Summers, how are you?" He asked cordially and Buffy smiled, "I'm good Sir. We just played a little trick and Jay is going to let go of Jack." Her eyes went to Jay, "Right?"
With a quick noogie on Jack's head, Jay let go and nimbly stepped back to sit in his seat with a grin. "Sorry Sir."
With the offended air of a wet cat Jack fixed his hair and walked over to the General, "Something you need General?"
The General shook his head, "Just a moment of Miss Summers free time before she leaves the mountain today."
She nodded, "You bet. When's the best time for you?" She didn't know it, but by acknowledging that the General was a busy man she had gone up in his esteem.
"How about 1630?"
She tilted her head and Jack murmured, "4:30 pm." She threw him a grateful smile and nodded, "I'll be there."
The General nodded and left the cafeteria. The two teams were like a room full of kindergartners and he thought the world of each and every one of them. He was also sure that one day they would drive him around the bend.
Jay was waiting for Buffy but she frowned down at him, "I don't know these people." She gestured to Lt. Hailey and Sgt. Ballard.
"Oh damn. Sorry babe." He stood up and they popped up as well, "Lt. Jennifer Hailey, Sgt. Jason Ballard, this is my fiancé Buffy Summers. Buffy, my new team members."
Buffy shook hands with them gracefully, carefully looking them in the eye and nodding approvingly, "Nice to meet you both." Hailey was surprised, she knew that his woman didn't work in the SGC, yet she was known to the General and Teal'c had hugged her.
"You don't work here do you ma'am?" Hailey asked.
There were snorts down the table and Buffy glared for a moment at Jack, before turning back to the woman watching her curiously. "No, though I have been through the gate."
Hayden stood and wrapped an arm around her shoulder, "She rescued the boss and I from the goa'uld. She's good people."
"Thanks Hayden, that means a lot." She kissed him on the cheek and sat down by Jay and everyone settled down to eat.
As they ate Buffy and Sam talked a mile a minute, discussing Dawn and Jon, plans for Buffy's moving, (some of which was news to Jay, so he listened as he ate), and then Sam asked about the wedding.
"Oh my gosh! Sam, I forgot!" Buffy exclaimed suddenly, "Will you be my bridesmaid?"
Sam sat back, "Really?"
Buffy leaned forward, "Really, Dawn will be my maid of honor and you and Will bridesmaids. Please Sam?"
"I'd love to Buffy, thank you. When's it going to be?"
Buffy looked at Jay, "Dawnie graduates at the end of June, I was thinking about July 5th, here in Colorado Springs. I want everyone to be there."
Jay looked at Jack, "I want you to be my best man Jack." He looked over at Daniel, "And you and Hayden to be my groomsmen."
Jack slapped the table, causing everybody to jump, "Are we planning the wedding right now?"
Buffy shrugged, "Why not?"
"Sweet. I have some ideas then." And Sam moaned, "No Sir. Don't help." He grinned over at his 2IC and Buffy covered her own smile with her hand.
"It's ok Sam, I trust him. Sort of."
"What about Faith?" Jay asked and watched as Buffy laughed.
"Faith said, and I quote, 'B, there is no freakin' way that you are getting me into a frou frou chiffon bridesmaid dress, so you can forgettaboutit.'" There was easy laughter at this.
Sam looked pained but Buffy shook her head, "The color is going to be blue and knee length. Beyond that it's your choice. Will is hoping that you find something great so that you can find her one too. Call her at work and you two can decide what to wear, then help Dawnie pick something out." Sam nodded and Buffy gave her the number.
"No tuxes right?" Jack asked.
"Nope, I want dress uniforms, though Daniel.." she pinned the man with a look, "I want you to get a nice suit, and not black or you're gonna melt."
"Melt?" Jay asked, watching with amusement as the wedding was being planned around him.
"I was thinking, how about we get married in the park where we first kissed?" She watched his eyes light up at the memory.
Jay laughed and looked at his friend, amusement crinkling his eyes, "Oh god Jack. It was so funny. I was trying to be covert but she knew I was there. She said, 'Well, if it isn't Colonel James, 'call me Jay' Coburn. Are you following little ol' me around?'" he gave her a quick grin, "and then she took my sunglasses and kissed me." He whistled in memory. "I thought my brain shortcircuited."
"Covert? With that body? Please." Buffy snickered and Sam laughed with her.
"What are you gonna do about food?" Jack asked.
Buffy shrugged, "A reception? You mean we have to feed them too?"
Jack sighed dramatically, "Buffy, Buffy, Buffy. Of COURSE there has to be a reception. But don't ya worry my dear, I'll take care of it."
Sam slapped a hand over his mouth, "WE'LL take care of it. We'll have it at the Colonel's house in his back yard, ok Jay?"
Jay shrugged, "Ok by me."
Hailey hesitated for a moment then spoke, "Sir, on the day after the 4th the park is going to be trashed, what about Garden of the Gods? The Jaycee plaza has room for 50 people and the best views of Pike's Peak."
Buffy smiled, "That would be perfect." She smiled at Jay as they remembered the time they had been there, just after they had first met. What they had thought would be a one night stand had turned into the promise of a lifetime of love.
Nodding approvingly, "Good work Hailey, do you know how we go about reserving it?" Jay asked.
"I can make the call today Sir."
Buffy leaned over to look at the woman, "Thank you."
Hailey smiled, "Not a problem ma'am."
Buffy narrowed her eyes, wrinkling her nose she looked at the other woman, "Please don't call me ma'am, my name is Buffy, 'kay?"
"Yes ma'am." And everyone laughed. "I mean Buffy." Hailey replied lamely, fighting not to smile.
Buffy went to grab her drink when the glass slipped from her fingers and crashed to the floor and broke. Buffy pushed back and tried to pick up the pieces but the larger section sliced her palm open, eliciting a quick "Shit," from her and she held up her bleeding hand to inspect it.
"Are you ok? Let's go see Janet." Jay had jumped up but Buffy stood and put her other hand on his arm, "Not a problem Jay, watch." She took a napkin and wiped off the blood and held her palm up at him in time for him, and the rest of the cafeteria to see it heal, quickly, neatly and then the wound was invisible.
Jack shook his head, "You were right big guy." He looked at Teal'c, who inclined his head in acknowledgement.
Buffy sat back down after one of the cafeteria workers swept up the broken glass and mopped up the soda. "It's sort of like compensation for the crap that I do. It helps." She shrugged, then turned pink with pleasure as Jay took the previously wounded palm and kissed it gently.
Lt. Hailey and Teal'c both watched with interest as the Captain from SG-12 hurriedly turned in his tray and scurried from the room like he had an errand. His meal had not been finished.
