Female Writer: Hello no da! Welcome to my fic!
Male Writer: I have a part to ya know!
FW: ^^; Gomene
MW: No prob…..We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and hold full responsibility for this fic
FW: So mature
MW: If I wasn't here there would be lawyers following you day and night.
FW: ON with the story!
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We open with a view of the sky. A bright azure blue with fluffy white clouds drift by lazily. We see Yuugi laying on his back, staring at the clouds watching them float by…
Yuugi: *Narrates as an over voice* "Nothing interesting ever happens here. Ever since the conclusion of Battle City, all the insane people and troublemakers just plain dissipated from all view. Yes now I know my life will "normal…." he says as Yami stares into space "but then again, what is "normal". As I see it, "normal" is something, no human could possibly or achieve, because everyone, has quirks. I have my other side, mou hitori no boku as I call him. Well, he is an ancient spirit of an Egyptian pharaoh, from 3000 years ago. And he used to go around playing penalty games, I.e. setting people on fire, making them hallucinate….it wasn't pretty, but I think I found his sanity…somewhere. Then there is Anzu. She looks "normal", a decent, rule obeying teen girl with high marks. She is decent and gets high marks, but she quite follow the rules. She works at Burger World after school, so go to New York to be a dancer after graduation. Then there is Jounchi….I won't even start him or Honda…if those two had had half a brain, Honda would swept Shizuka off her feet, and Mai-san would have fallen for Jounchi by now. Maybe even Kaiba-kun would slightly consider Jounchi as a higher level than 2 as a duelist. Oh I almost forgot Kaiba-kun! Well, to start off…Kaiba shoved his step-father out the executive floor window of Kaiba Corporation, when he got pushed to far, not that Gozaburo didn't deserve it. He is as cold as ice, and twice as ruthless, especially if screw around with his little brother. Looking at those two, you can not tell how close they actually are. Makes me smile. But like I said, nothing new since Battle City, in fact I dread school, or rather Jounchi more then me, because Kaiba-kun decides to come more often. So for a few months…everything was "normal"…until we got a new housekeeper…." Yuugi stops because he hears a familiar sound, the sound of a Vespa scooter, outfitted with something to make it go very fast, because it is causing a large cloud of dust in it's rider's wake. Yuugi and Yami peer over the roof to see who she is.
"It's so nice to meet you! I will finally have someone to help me around the house." said a jubilant Ms. Motou
"Yes, I'm getting on in my years, and I limited to running the shop and sweeping. But you like good help. My I ask your name?" asked Jii-chan
The tall girl takes off helmet, revealing, long dark blonde hair, lifts her goggles, revealing sparkly blue green eyes. She is about 5'5, in low black pants and a short red tank top, very slender, with long legs and bust to match, making Jii-chan all the happier. (a/n MW: *giggles* FW: *hits w/ mallet* Down boy) My name Kasumi Motou, no relation she says with a bright smile
Yuugi and Yami's mouths drop to the floor.
"Damn she's hot…." replies a stunned Yuugi, receiving a quick tap on the head from Yami.
"Easy aibou, older women are dangerous…trust me." says Yami as he follows his other side down the sairs to meet the housekeeper
"Who is this?" Kasumi asks, eyeing Yuugi's puzzle around his neck
"I am Yuugi Motou…" the small boy replies, having to look up in order to not be looking right into her robust chest.
Kasumi's eyes begin to sparkle with joy.
"THE YUUGI MOTOU?!!!! She hugs him close to her breasts. I've heard all about you! She begins to shake him from side to side as she hugs him close. "You won Duelist Kingdom, Battle City, defeated Seto Kaiba and Pegasus J. Crawford AND became the King of games!"
As his nose begins to bleed from being in her chest for so long he replies with a small and squeaky "Don't mention it…."
"Yuugi-kun, is your nose bleeding?" asked his mother gently and curiously.
"Uhh…" Is all he can muster while trying to hide his face "No"
Yami sweat drops at the boyish stupidity of his other side "Oy…"
"Shouldn't you be going to school Yuugi-chan?" Kasumi asks as she flutters her eyelashes.
"Oh uh yeah!" replies Yuugi and he cleans off the blood with a napkin.
"Do you need a ride?"
"Umm...sure why not" Yuugi replies nervously as he gets on the back of her Vespa.
"Hang on! This'll be fun!" Kasumi says while giving off an innocent, yet somehow evil giggle
"Aibou….I am not going to like this…" says Yami as he transparently seats himself next to Yuugi.
Kasumi revs the scooter, and takes off at full speed, pulling insane and dangerous tricks, with Yuugi hanging on for dear life and Yami yelling various swears Yuugi failed to hear or understand.
"YAMATO!!!!!!" was the desperate cry from Yuugi, as anime tears stream from his eyes.
"You should have walked aibou!!!"
"Gomene Gomene!"
"Something wrong?" asks Kasumi, not knowing that her clients son is hanging on for his life on the back of her scooter.
"STOP!!!!"
"HEY WATCH OUT!!!!!" Kasumi says, hitting the brakes, causing poor Yuugi to go off flying, right into Seto Kaiba.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
Nani? Seto asks to himself as he turns and sees Yuugi coming at him full speed. "Kuso" The two boys collide head on and are sent flying back.
"What the hell was that?!"
"Domino High your stop Yuugi-chan!"
Yami gets off the bike and walks over to his other side, sitting next to him.
"Ari-gatou" is all Yuugi can muster, as he passes out with small X's for eyes
"Who the hell do you think you are?!" asks an infuriated Seto, trying to stop his nose from bleeding from the impact
"And who are you? No matter….I think I'll call you Ta-kun….you like a Ta-kun." replies Kasumi as she looks at him with a curious look.
"My name is NOT Ta-kun!!! That's a cat name!" (*Writers hold up small Seto kitty picture*) "My name is-" But he is cut off by the sound of an engine revving.
"Ja Yuugi-chan! Ja TA-KUN!!!!" she says taking off again, pulling insane tricks.
Seto begins to growls with anime vein. "Who is that insane excuse for a woman?"
"My housekeeper."
"Nani?!"
"Jii-chan's getting old, so we hired her….her name is Kasumi."
"Hoy!! Yuugi, who was that hot babe that just rode off?" asked a desperate-for-a-date Jounouchi
"Yeah, we wanna get to know her." Honda added, nudging Yuugi
"Feh, don't even bother trying, she is out of your leagues." scoffed Seto
"What was that?!"
"You heard me masu-inu (pathetic dog)"
"Why you little son of a-" Jounouchi yells as he struggles against Ryou's and Honda's grip.
"Please, Jounouch-kun!"
"Calm down!" begged Honda
Yuugi appears with a big bandage on his forehead and says "Let's get to class to meet Anzu, before she leaves for class without us…"
Jounouchi tugs his uniform shirt straight. "Yeah, let's"
Honda sighs "To close…"
Jounouchi turns back, before heading in the door and says to Seto "Oh and Kaiba-kun, your nose is bleeding…she alittle to out of your le-" His face soon makes impact with Seto's briefcase.
"That is from her causing Yuugi to fly into me, nothing else." he says, walking off.
*In class*
"So you say she is insane?" inquires Anzu about Kasumi
Yuugi is still the wearing bandage. "Pretty close to it…"
"But pretty damn hot!" adds Honda grinning
Jounouchi begins to drool. "Her in a Domino High uniform…."
Seto comes in with little anime bandage across his nose, and most of the girls get little cat faces and quietly squeal about how cute he looks. (FW: EEE!!! HE LOOKS SO KAW*hit by MW)
Jounouchi….
Jounouchi is still lost in his own fantasy and dreamily says "Hai?"
"Take a cold shower…" Seto scoffs as he sits.
Yuugi: *as an over voice again, as the group tries to stop the two from fighting* "So you see, until she came along, things weren't as crazy…it's been just a few hours already and she almost gave me a concussion, has Honda and Jounouchi under her thumb, and teases Kaiba-kun without fear, like she has known him for years…oh well, guess she's not so bad…I mean, she did injure Kaiba-kun, and got Honda off daydreams of Shizuka, so both should make Jounouchi kinda happy, and well, she may get along with Anzu, but I think I'll wait awhile before I introduce the two…"
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Mina Konichiwaa! Kasumi here! Well, in the next episode, I drive poor Ta-kun crazy…*we see clips go by as she explains* He thinks he can escape me after a long day of school and work, when after taking his shower, he comes down stairs and guess who??!! Stay tuned for the next episode of Runners High!
Outtake:
Yuugi: *says to Yami* Damn she's hot….
Yami: Easy aibou, older women are dangerous…trust me…aibou? *Yuugi is gone* AIBOU?
Yuugi: *nuzzling Kasumi's leg*
Yami: *face vaults* baka no aibou!
Male Writer: I have a part to ya know!
FW: ^^; Gomene
MW: No prob…..We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and hold full responsibility for this fic
FW: So mature
MW: If I wasn't here there would be lawyers following you day and night.
FW: ON with the story!
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We open with a view of the sky. A bright azure blue with fluffy white clouds drift by lazily. We see Yuugi laying on his back, staring at the clouds watching them float by…
Yuugi: *Narrates as an over voice* "Nothing interesting ever happens here. Ever since the conclusion of Battle City, all the insane people and troublemakers just plain dissipated from all view. Yes now I know my life will "normal…." he says as Yami stares into space "but then again, what is "normal". As I see it, "normal" is something, no human could possibly or achieve, because everyone, has quirks. I have my other side, mou hitori no boku as I call him. Well, he is an ancient spirit of an Egyptian pharaoh, from 3000 years ago. And he used to go around playing penalty games, I.e. setting people on fire, making them hallucinate….it wasn't pretty, but I think I found his sanity…somewhere. Then there is Anzu. She looks "normal", a decent, rule obeying teen girl with high marks. She is decent and gets high marks, but she quite follow the rules. She works at Burger World after school, so go to New York to be a dancer after graduation. Then there is Jounchi….I won't even start him or Honda…if those two had had half a brain, Honda would swept Shizuka off her feet, and Mai-san would have fallen for Jounchi by now. Maybe even Kaiba-kun would slightly consider Jounchi as a higher level than 2 as a duelist. Oh I almost forgot Kaiba-kun! Well, to start off…Kaiba shoved his step-father out the executive floor window of Kaiba Corporation, when he got pushed to far, not that Gozaburo didn't deserve it. He is as cold as ice, and twice as ruthless, especially if screw around with his little brother. Looking at those two, you can not tell how close they actually are. Makes me smile. But like I said, nothing new since Battle City, in fact I dread school, or rather Jounchi more then me, because Kaiba-kun decides to come more often. So for a few months…everything was "normal"…until we got a new housekeeper…." Yuugi stops because he hears a familiar sound, the sound of a Vespa scooter, outfitted with something to make it go very fast, because it is causing a large cloud of dust in it's rider's wake. Yuugi and Yami peer over the roof to see who she is.
"It's so nice to meet you! I will finally have someone to help me around the house." said a jubilant Ms. Motou
"Yes, I'm getting on in my years, and I limited to running the shop and sweeping. But you like good help. My I ask your name?" asked Jii-chan
The tall girl takes off helmet, revealing, long dark blonde hair, lifts her goggles, revealing sparkly blue green eyes. She is about 5'5, in low black pants and a short red tank top, very slender, with long legs and bust to match, making Jii-chan all the happier. (a/n MW: *giggles* FW: *hits w/ mallet* Down boy) My name Kasumi Motou, no relation she says with a bright smile
Yuugi and Yami's mouths drop to the floor.
"Damn she's hot…." replies a stunned Yuugi, receiving a quick tap on the head from Yami.
"Easy aibou, older women are dangerous…trust me." says Yami as he follows his other side down the sairs to meet the housekeeper
"Who is this?" Kasumi asks, eyeing Yuugi's puzzle around his neck
"I am Yuugi Motou…" the small boy replies, having to look up in order to not be looking right into her robust chest.
Kasumi's eyes begin to sparkle with joy.
"THE YUUGI MOTOU?!!!! She hugs him close to her breasts. I've heard all about you! She begins to shake him from side to side as she hugs him close. "You won Duelist Kingdom, Battle City, defeated Seto Kaiba and Pegasus J. Crawford AND became the King of games!"
As his nose begins to bleed from being in her chest for so long he replies with a small and squeaky "Don't mention it…."
"Yuugi-kun, is your nose bleeding?" asked his mother gently and curiously.
"Uhh…" Is all he can muster while trying to hide his face "No"
Yami sweat drops at the boyish stupidity of his other side "Oy…"
"Shouldn't you be going to school Yuugi-chan?" Kasumi asks as she flutters her eyelashes.
"Oh uh yeah!" replies Yuugi and he cleans off the blood with a napkin.
"Do you need a ride?"
"Umm...sure why not" Yuugi replies nervously as he gets on the back of her Vespa.
"Hang on! This'll be fun!" Kasumi says while giving off an innocent, yet somehow evil giggle
"Aibou….I am not going to like this…" says Yami as he transparently seats himself next to Yuugi.
Kasumi revs the scooter, and takes off at full speed, pulling insane and dangerous tricks, with Yuugi hanging on for dear life and Yami yelling various swears Yuugi failed to hear or understand.
"YAMATO!!!!!!" was the desperate cry from Yuugi, as anime tears stream from his eyes.
"You should have walked aibou!!!"
"Gomene Gomene!"
"Something wrong?" asks Kasumi, not knowing that her clients son is hanging on for his life on the back of her scooter.
"STOP!!!!"
"HEY WATCH OUT!!!!!" Kasumi says, hitting the brakes, causing poor Yuugi to go off flying, right into Seto Kaiba.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
Nani? Seto asks to himself as he turns and sees Yuugi coming at him full speed. "Kuso" The two boys collide head on and are sent flying back.
"What the hell was that?!"
"Domino High your stop Yuugi-chan!"
Yami gets off the bike and walks over to his other side, sitting next to him.
"Ari-gatou" is all Yuugi can muster, as he passes out with small X's for eyes
"Who the hell do you think you are?!" asks an infuriated Seto, trying to stop his nose from bleeding from the impact
"And who are you? No matter….I think I'll call you Ta-kun….you like a Ta-kun." replies Kasumi as she looks at him with a curious look.
"My name is NOT Ta-kun!!! That's a cat name!" (*Writers hold up small Seto kitty picture*) "My name is-" But he is cut off by the sound of an engine revving.
"Ja Yuugi-chan! Ja TA-KUN!!!!" she says taking off again, pulling insane tricks.
Seto begins to growls with anime vein. "Who is that insane excuse for a woman?"
"My housekeeper."
"Nani?!"
"Jii-chan's getting old, so we hired her….her name is Kasumi."
"Hoy!! Yuugi, who was that hot babe that just rode off?" asked a desperate-for-a-date Jounouchi
"Yeah, we wanna get to know her." Honda added, nudging Yuugi
"Feh, don't even bother trying, she is out of your leagues." scoffed Seto
"What was that?!"
"You heard me masu-inu (pathetic dog)"
"Why you little son of a-" Jounouchi yells as he struggles against Ryou's and Honda's grip.
"Please, Jounouch-kun!"
"Calm down!" begged Honda
Yuugi appears with a big bandage on his forehead and says "Let's get to class to meet Anzu, before she leaves for class without us…"
Jounouchi tugs his uniform shirt straight. "Yeah, let's"
Honda sighs "To close…"
Jounouchi turns back, before heading in the door and says to Seto "Oh and Kaiba-kun, your nose is bleeding…she alittle to out of your le-" His face soon makes impact with Seto's briefcase.
"That is from her causing Yuugi to fly into me, nothing else." he says, walking off.
*In class*
"So you say she is insane?" inquires Anzu about Kasumi
Yuugi is still the wearing bandage. "Pretty close to it…"
"But pretty damn hot!" adds Honda grinning
Jounouchi begins to drool. "Her in a Domino High uniform…."
Seto comes in with little anime bandage across his nose, and most of the girls get little cat faces and quietly squeal about how cute he looks. (FW: EEE!!! HE LOOKS SO KAW*hit by MW)
Jounouchi….
Jounouchi is still lost in his own fantasy and dreamily says "Hai?"
"Take a cold shower…" Seto scoffs as he sits.
Yuugi: *as an over voice again, as the group tries to stop the two from fighting* "So you see, until she came along, things weren't as crazy…it's been just a few hours already and she almost gave me a concussion, has Honda and Jounouchi under her thumb, and teases Kaiba-kun without fear, like she has known him for years…oh well, guess she's not so bad…I mean, she did injure Kaiba-kun, and got Honda off daydreams of Shizuka, so both should make Jounouchi kinda happy, and well, she may get along with Anzu, but I think I'll wait awhile before I introduce the two…"
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Mina Konichiwaa! Kasumi here! Well, in the next episode, I drive poor Ta-kun crazy…*we see clips go by as she explains* He thinks he can escape me after a long day of school and work, when after taking his shower, he comes down stairs and guess who??!! Stay tuned for the next episode of Runners High!
Outtake:
Yuugi: *says to Yami* Damn she's hot….
Yami: Easy aibou, older women are dangerous…trust me…aibou? *Yuugi is gone* AIBOU?
Yuugi: *nuzzling Kasumi's leg*
Yami: *face vaults* baka no aibou!