SCENE SEVENTEEN- The Political Rally
(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT standing at a podium with PRINCESS MIA and PRINCESS LEIA on either side of her. There is a crowd behind both of them, and it is clear that the crowd behind PRINCESS MIA is voting for PRINCESS MIA, and the crowd behind PRINCESS LEIA is voting for PRINCESS LEIA.)
The Queen of the Night: Ladies and gentlemen! (gets the crowd's attention)
Princess Leia: (to the crowd behind her, getting them pumped for the rally) Don't be blorchestra! Stay in orchestra!
Princess Mia: (to the crowd behind her, getting them pumped for the rally) Don't be bland, stay in band!
(this process repeats itself several times. PRINCESS LEIA tries to get the people on PRINCESS MIA's side to join her, and PRINCESS MIA tries to get the people on PRINCESS LEIA's side to join her.)
Narrator 2: The candidates had a voting rally and the townsfolk of Happyland decided to stand in the middle as to not hurt anyone's feelings.
Princess Leia: Don't be blorchestra! Stay in orchestra!
Princess Mia: Don't be bland! Stay in band!
Princess Leia: Don't be blorchestra! Stay in orchestra!
Princess Mia: Don't be bland! Stay in band!
Kim: (rising out of the crowd, singing) We love you, Conrad, oh yes we do.
Princess Leia: (to KIM, angrily) Shut up, this is my rally.
Kim: (walks over to PRINCESS MIA) Fine, I'll vote for Princess Mia then.
Princess Leia: Don't be blorchestra! Stay in orchestra!
Princess Mia: Don't be bland! Stay in band!
The Queen of the Night: (annoyed) Okay. We get it.
Narrator 1: And so the Queen of the Night settled everything.
The Queen of the Night: Everyone for Princess Leia, over here. Everyone for Princess Mia, over there. (the crowd splits in half, half going to PRINCESS LEIA's side and half to PRINCESS MIA's.) All right, let's count. (THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT counts how many people are on either side. There are eleven on PRINCESS LEIA's and nine on PRINCESS MIA's.)
Princess Leia: Haha, I win! I get to be the queen! Yay! Don't be blorchestra, stay in orchestra!
Narrator 2: And so Princess Mia was sad. She was very sad cause she didn't get to be the queen of Happyland.
Princess Leia: (to PRINCESS MIA, being unusually nice) You know what, I'll let you be the queen.
Princess Mia: Nah, you can be the queen. You're much older than me anyway.
Princess Leia: How about in ten years, you can be the queen.
Princess Mia: Okay!
Narrator 2: And so all was well.
Princess Leia: Don't be blorchestra! Stay in orchestra!
Princess Mia: Don't be bland! Stay in band!
Princess Leia: Don't be blorchestra! Stay in orchestra!
Princess Mia: Don't be bland! Stay in band!
Narrator 1: And so the Princesses were friends and everyone went back to their houses. Except for Tzeitel. (CUT TO: TZEITEL, who is in the barn, milking.)
Tzeitel: (who has been in the barn, milking, this whole time.) I have a strange feeling I missed something.
Narrator 2: Cause she was in the barn.
Tzeitel: Oh well. I'll just keep being in the barn.
Narrator 1: Milking.
(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT standing at a podium with PRINCESS MIA and PRINCESS LEIA on either side of her. There is a crowd behind both of them, and it is clear that the crowd behind PRINCESS MIA is voting for PRINCESS MIA, and the crowd behind PRINCESS LEIA is voting for PRINCESS LEIA.)
The Queen of the Night: Ladies and gentlemen! (gets the crowd's attention)
Princess Leia: (to the crowd behind her, getting them pumped for the rally) Don't be blorchestra! Stay in orchestra!
Princess Mia: (to the crowd behind her, getting them pumped for the rally) Don't be bland, stay in band!
(this process repeats itself several times. PRINCESS LEIA tries to get the people on PRINCESS MIA's side to join her, and PRINCESS MIA tries to get the people on PRINCESS LEIA's side to join her.)
Narrator 2: The candidates had a voting rally and the townsfolk of Happyland decided to stand in the middle as to not hurt anyone's feelings.
Princess Leia: Don't be blorchestra! Stay in orchestra!
Princess Mia: Don't be bland! Stay in band!
Princess Leia: Don't be blorchestra! Stay in orchestra!
Princess Mia: Don't be bland! Stay in band!
Kim: (rising out of the crowd, singing) We love you, Conrad, oh yes we do.
Princess Leia: (to KIM, angrily) Shut up, this is my rally.
Kim: (walks over to PRINCESS MIA) Fine, I'll vote for Princess Mia then.
Princess Leia: Don't be blorchestra! Stay in orchestra!
Princess Mia: Don't be bland! Stay in band!
The Queen of the Night: (annoyed) Okay. We get it.
Narrator 1: And so the Queen of the Night settled everything.
The Queen of the Night: Everyone for Princess Leia, over here. Everyone for Princess Mia, over there. (the crowd splits in half, half going to PRINCESS LEIA's side and half to PRINCESS MIA's.) All right, let's count. (THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT counts how many people are on either side. There are eleven on PRINCESS LEIA's and nine on PRINCESS MIA's.)
Princess Leia: Haha, I win! I get to be the queen! Yay! Don't be blorchestra, stay in orchestra!
Narrator 2: And so Princess Mia was sad. She was very sad cause she didn't get to be the queen of Happyland.
Princess Leia: (to PRINCESS MIA, being unusually nice) You know what, I'll let you be the queen.
Princess Mia: Nah, you can be the queen. You're much older than me anyway.
Princess Leia: How about in ten years, you can be the queen.
Princess Mia: Okay!
Narrator 2: And so all was well.
Princess Leia: Don't be blorchestra! Stay in orchestra!
Princess Mia: Don't be bland! Stay in band!
Princess Leia: Don't be blorchestra! Stay in orchestra!
Princess Mia: Don't be bland! Stay in band!
Narrator 1: And so the Princesses were friends and everyone went back to their houses. Except for Tzeitel. (CUT TO: TZEITEL, who is in the barn, milking.)
Tzeitel: (who has been in the barn, milking, this whole time.) I have a strange feeling I missed something.
Narrator 2: Cause she was in the barn.
Tzeitel: Oh well. I'll just keep being in the barn.
Narrator 1: Milking.