SCENE EIGHTEEN- Another Party At Janet's Place
(CUT TO: Everyone who lives at JANET'S having another pool party, shouting the slogan of whichever political candidate they voted for and jumping in the pool and eating snacks and stuff.)
(CUT TO: JANET at her vanity table, sad.)
Janet: I miss Brad. (pause) And Rocky. (pause) And Frankie. (sighs, cries)
Narrator 2: Janet was very sad. (CUT TO: The pool party.) Meanwhile, downstairs at the pool, they were having a party.
Narrator 1: Again.
Narrator 2: Everyone dived in the pool.
(CUT TO: JANET at her vanity table)
Janet: They didn't invite me. Again. Oh, I'm so sad.
(CUT TO: SERENA and RINI's house. GERDA is there too.)
Narrator 1: Rini just sat there while her mom was online. And Gerda was watching Rini sit there. (CUT TO: TZEITEL in the barn, milking.) And Tzeitel was in the barn.
Both Narrators: Milking. (they laugh)
Narrator 2: But where was Austin? (CUT TO: AUSTIN POWERS aimlessly wandering outside of JANET'S house.)
Narrator 1: He was aimlessly wandering! (CUT TO: JANET walking downstairs, sad.) Janet came downstairs through the ballroom.
Narrator 2: She was very sad. Cause they didn't invite her to their party.
Janet: I'm sad. They didn't invite me to their party. (pause, starts crying) And I miss Brad! And I miss Frankie! And I miss Rocky!
Narrator 2: She missed everyone.
Janet: (crying) I miss them!
Narrator 1: But,
Narrator 2: Austin just so happened to be walking by at that very moment.
Janet: (crying) I MISS BRAD! (AUSTIN walks by) Who are you?
Austin: Why, I'm Austin Powers, the international man of mystery.
Janet: If you're an international man of mystery, can you find my Brad? Or my Rocky? Or my Frankie? Or anyone? (starts crying)
Narrator 2: Janet started to cry. Again. Austin didn't like to see a girl crying, why, I don't know, because he's a womanizing pig. but strangely out of character for him, he tried to comfort Janet.
Janet: (still crying) What do you want?
Austin: Well.
Janet: (stops crying, takes a good, long look at AUSTIN, decides that he looks a lot like one of her old boyfriends, whether it be Brad, Frankie, or Rocky I don't know, but one of them) You know, you look a lot like one of my old boyfriends. (sighs dreamily)
Narrator 1: So she cornered him and they made out. (JANET corners AUSTIN and they make out.)
Narrator 2: She sang about it.
Janet: (as she and AUSTIN make out and stuff, singing) Touch-a-touch-a- touch-a-touch me, I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me, creature of the night!
Narrator 2: And she kept singing, and Hermia and Ginny noticed, and they watched her, because it was more fun than the party. They thought it was extremely funny.
Ginny: (singing, making fun of JANET) Touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch me!
Hermia: (singing, making fun of JANET) I wanna be dirty!
Ginny: (singing, making fun of JANET) Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me!
Hermia: (singing, making fun of JANET) Creature of the night!
Janet: (keeping singing as she and AUSTIN make out and stuff) Touch-a-touch- a-touch-a-touch me, I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me, creature of the night!
Austin: (this next part is from JANET'S perspective, so we're looking up at AUSTIN) Creature of the night.
Elle: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
Storm: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
Hermia: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
The Queen of the Night: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
Princess Mia: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
Odette the Swan Princess: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
Sammy, the fattest cat in the world: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
Ginny: (ditto above, singing) Creature of the night!
Austin: (ditto above, but while the last eight people were in JANET'S imagination, he is actually there) Creature of the night.
Janet: (as AUSTIN kisses her, singing) Creature of the night!
Narrator 2: And they proceeded to make out. A lot. (JANET and AUSTIN make out) They snuck into the. OTHER BARN! (they sneak into the other barn, the one attached to JANET'S house) And they.
Narrator 1: Made out. (singing) UNDER THE DOCK! THEY STAYED OUT, TILL 10 O' CLOCK! (stops singing) In the barn. The other barn. Not the barn Tzeitel was in.
Narrator 2: (CUT TO: TZEITEL in the barn milking.) Milking. (CUT TO: EVERYONE at the pool party) And everyone went back to their party.
(CUT TO: Everyone who lives at JANET'S having another pool party, shouting the slogan of whichever political candidate they voted for and jumping in the pool and eating snacks and stuff.)
(CUT TO: JANET at her vanity table, sad.)
Janet: I miss Brad. (pause) And Rocky. (pause) And Frankie. (sighs, cries)
Narrator 2: Janet was very sad. (CUT TO: The pool party.) Meanwhile, downstairs at the pool, they were having a party.
Narrator 1: Again.
Narrator 2: Everyone dived in the pool.
(CUT TO: JANET at her vanity table)
Janet: They didn't invite me. Again. Oh, I'm so sad.
(CUT TO: SERENA and RINI's house. GERDA is there too.)
Narrator 1: Rini just sat there while her mom was online. And Gerda was watching Rini sit there. (CUT TO: TZEITEL in the barn, milking.) And Tzeitel was in the barn.
Both Narrators: Milking. (they laugh)
Narrator 2: But where was Austin? (CUT TO: AUSTIN POWERS aimlessly wandering outside of JANET'S house.)
Narrator 1: He was aimlessly wandering! (CUT TO: JANET walking downstairs, sad.) Janet came downstairs through the ballroom.
Narrator 2: She was very sad. Cause they didn't invite her to their party.
Janet: I'm sad. They didn't invite me to their party. (pause, starts crying) And I miss Brad! And I miss Frankie! And I miss Rocky!
Narrator 2: She missed everyone.
Janet: (crying) I miss them!
Narrator 1: But,
Narrator 2: Austin just so happened to be walking by at that very moment.
Janet: (crying) I MISS BRAD! (AUSTIN walks by) Who are you?
Austin: Why, I'm Austin Powers, the international man of mystery.
Janet: If you're an international man of mystery, can you find my Brad? Or my Rocky? Or my Frankie? Or anyone? (starts crying)
Narrator 2: Janet started to cry. Again. Austin didn't like to see a girl crying, why, I don't know, because he's a womanizing pig. but strangely out of character for him, he tried to comfort Janet.
Janet: (still crying) What do you want?
Austin: Well.
Janet: (stops crying, takes a good, long look at AUSTIN, decides that he looks a lot like one of her old boyfriends, whether it be Brad, Frankie, or Rocky I don't know, but one of them) You know, you look a lot like one of my old boyfriends. (sighs dreamily)
Narrator 1: So she cornered him and they made out. (JANET corners AUSTIN and they make out.)
Narrator 2: She sang about it.
Janet: (as she and AUSTIN make out and stuff, singing) Touch-a-touch-a- touch-a-touch me, I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me, creature of the night!
Narrator 2: And she kept singing, and Hermia and Ginny noticed, and they watched her, because it was more fun than the party. They thought it was extremely funny.
Ginny: (singing, making fun of JANET) Touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch me!
Hermia: (singing, making fun of JANET) I wanna be dirty!
Ginny: (singing, making fun of JANET) Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me!
Hermia: (singing, making fun of JANET) Creature of the night!
Janet: (keeping singing as she and AUSTIN make out and stuff) Touch-a-touch- a-touch-a-touch me, I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me, creature of the night!
Austin: (this next part is from JANET'S perspective, so we're looking up at AUSTIN) Creature of the night.
Elle: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
Storm: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
Hermia: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
The Queen of the Night: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
Princess Mia: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
Odette the Swan Princess: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
Sammy, the fattest cat in the world: (ditto above) Creature of the night!
Ginny: (ditto above, singing) Creature of the night!
Austin: (ditto above, but while the last eight people were in JANET'S imagination, he is actually there) Creature of the night.
Janet: (as AUSTIN kisses her, singing) Creature of the night!
Narrator 2: And they proceeded to make out. A lot. (JANET and AUSTIN make out) They snuck into the. OTHER BARN! (they sneak into the other barn, the one attached to JANET'S house) And they.
Narrator 1: Made out. (singing) UNDER THE DOCK! THEY STAYED OUT, TILL 10 O' CLOCK! (stops singing) In the barn. The other barn. Not the barn Tzeitel was in.
Narrator 2: (CUT TO: TZEITEL in the barn milking.) Milking. (CUT TO: EVERYONE at the pool party) And everyone went back to their party.