SCENE TWENTY- Law Talk
(CUT TO: AUDREY and JACK SPARROW lying on the couch in AUDREY'S house talking.)
Audrey: Jack, you know, I really do love you.
Jack Sparrow: Really?
Audrey: Yeah. And I love your darling son Tommy.
Jack Sparrow: (dismissively) Yeah, he's okay. But I really want the Changeling Boy.
Audrey: Well, let's call your lawyer Elle Woods. (AUDREY dials ELLE'S phone number. The phone rings.)
Elle: (over phone) Hi, Elle Woods here.
Audrey: (on phone, to ELLE) Hi, we need you over here pronto.
Elle: (over phone) I'll be right over!
Narrator 1: So Elle stole Monica's Porsche and came zooming over that very second and the car went back to Monica's. (CUT TO: ELLE driving MONICA'S Porsche, arriving at AUDREY'S, and the car driving back to MONICA'S house.)
Narrator 2: Everyone sat there. (CUT TO: ELLE, AUDREY and JACK SPARROW sitting there.) And talked.
Elle: We really need that Changeling Boy. Listen, I have a plan. (whispers to AUDREY and JACK)
(CUT TO: MONICA sitting in her Porsche.)
Monica: I really like Jack Sparrow. But it looks like Audrey snagged him for good. (sighs) So I'll just drive my car into oblivion. (MONICA drives away into the sunset, never to be seen again in Happyland)
(CUT TO: TZEITEL in the barn, milking.)
Narrator 1: Tzeitel was in the barn.
Narrator 2: Milking.
(CUT TO: PARIS and SANDY sitting at the picnic table outside of SANDY'S house talking about the trial.)
Paris: I have a plan. (whispers to SANDY)
(CUT TO: AUDREY and JACK SPARROW lying on the couch in AUDREY'S house talking.)
Audrey: Jack, you know, I really do love you.
Jack Sparrow: Really?
Audrey: Yeah. And I love your darling son Tommy.
Jack Sparrow: (dismissively) Yeah, he's okay. But I really want the Changeling Boy.
Audrey: Well, let's call your lawyer Elle Woods. (AUDREY dials ELLE'S phone number. The phone rings.)
Elle: (over phone) Hi, Elle Woods here.
Audrey: (on phone, to ELLE) Hi, we need you over here pronto.
Elle: (over phone) I'll be right over!
Narrator 1: So Elle stole Monica's Porsche and came zooming over that very second and the car went back to Monica's. (CUT TO: ELLE driving MONICA'S Porsche, arriving at AUDREY'S, and the car driving back to MONICA'S house.)
Narrator 2: Everyone sat there. (CUT TO: ELLE, AUDREY and JACK SPARROW sitting there.) And talked.
Elle: We really need that Changeling Boy. Listen, I have a plan. (whispers to AUDREY and JACK)
(CUT TO: MONICA sitting in her Porsche.)
Monica: I really like Jack Sparrow. But it looks like Audrey snagged him for good. (sighs) So I'll just drive my car into oblivion. (MONICA drives away into the sunset, never to be seen again in Happyland)
(CUT TO: TZEITEL in the barn, milking.)
Narrator 1: Tzeitel was in the barn.
Narrator 2: Milking.
(CUT TO: PARIS and SANDY sitting at the picnic table outside of SANDY'S house talking about the trial.)
Paris: I have a plan. (whispers to SANDY)