SCENE TWENTY- The Death of the Olsen Twins
(CUT TO: MARY-KATE and ASHLEY standing outside of their castle.)
Ashley: Mary-Kate?
Mary-Kate: Yes, Ashley?
Ashley: I have something to tell you. (she looks nervous)
Mary-Kate: What?
Ashley: Umm. Austin. was. um, ah. making out with someone else. (rushes the last part)
Mary-Kate: (shocked) With YOU?
Ashley: No, with someone else.
Mary-Kate: (gasps) I hate you. (MARY-KATE takes out a gun and shoots ASHLEY in the head.) You're dead.
Narrator 2: And Ashley was killed by her sister Mary-Kate.
Mary-Kate: I'm so lonely now. I'll go cry in my castle. (she goes and stands outside of her castle, contradicting her last statement, and cries. AUSTIN and JANET walk by. MARY-KATE gasps.) Janet!
Janet: Mary-Kate!
Mary-Kate: Austin!
Austin: Mary-Kate!
Janet: (sees ASHLEY'S body) Ashley!
Mary-Kate: Janet!
Janet: Mary-Kate!
Mary-Kate: Austin!
Austin: Mary-Kate!
Janet: Ashley!
Mary-Kate: Janet!
Janet: Mary-Kate!
Mary-Kate: Austin!
Austin: Mary-Kate!
Janet: Ashley!
Mary-Kate: I feel so let down!
Austin: I was never your boyfriend, Mary-Kate. (MARY-KATE gasps and starts crying. AUSTIN turns to JANET.) Come on, let's go make out in the barn again. (They go make out in the barn)
Narrator 2: And it turns out that Tzeitel was never really married to Austin, so he went and made out with Janet in the barn. (CUT TO: JANET and AUSTIN making out in the other barn.) Not the barn Tzeitel was in. Milking. The other barn. (CUT TO: TZEITEL in the barn. Milking.)
Narrator 1: Cause they couldn't make out in the barn Tzeitel was in. Milking.
Narrator 2: And Mary-Kate was so sad she committed suicide. (MARY-KATE shoots herself in the head.)
Narrator 1: Buh-bye.
(CUT TO: MARY-KATE and ASHLEY standing outside of their castle.)
Ashley: Mary-Kate?
Mary-Kate: Yes, Ashley?
Ashley: I have something to tell you. (she looks nervous)
Mary-Kate: What?
Ashley: Umm. Austin. was. um, ah. making out with someone else. (rushes the last part)
Mary-Kate: (shocked) With YOU?
Ashley: No, with someone else.
Mary-Kate: (gasps) I hate you. (MARY-KATE takes out a gun and shoots ASHLEY in the head.) You're dead.
Narrator 2: And Ashley was killed by her sister Mary-Kate.
Mary-Kate: I'm so lonely now. I'll go cry in my castle. (she goes and stands outside of her castle, contradicting her last statement, and cries. AUSTIN and JANET walk by. MARY-KATE gasps.) Janet!
Janet: Mary-Kate!
Mary-Kate: Austin!
Austin: Mary-Kate!
Janet: (sees ASHLEY'S body) Ashley!
Mary-Kate: Janet!
Janet: Mary-Kate!
Mary-Kate: Austin!
Austin: Mary-Kate!
Janet: Ashley!
Mary-Kate: Janet!
Janet: Mary-Kate!
Mary-Kate: Austin!
Austin: Mary-Kate!
Janet: Ashley!
Mary-Kate: I feel so let down!
Austin: I was never your boyfriend, Mary-Kate. (MARY-KATE gasps and starts crying. AUSTIN turns to JANET.) Come on, let's go make out in the barn again. (They go make out in the barn)
Narrator 2: And it turns out that Tzeitel was never really married to Austin, so he went and made out with Janet in the barn. (CUT TO: JANET and AUSTIN making out in the other barn.) Not the barn Tzeitel was in. Milking. The other barn. (CUT TO: TZEITEL in the barn. Milking.)
Narrator 1: Cause they couldn't make out in the barn Tzeitel was in. Milking.
Narrator 2: And Mary-Kate was so sad she committed suicide. (MARY-KATE shoots herself in the head.)
Narrator 1: Buh-bye.