SCENE TWENTY-TWO- The Custody Battle is Finally Resolved!
(CUT TO: A courtroom-type scene. SANDY, PARIS, and MICHELLE are sitting at a table. JACK SPARROW, AUDREY, ELLE and TOMMY are sitting at another one. And the CHANGELING BOY is in the middle.)
Sandy: (singing randomly, fully aware she is singing both her and Danny's part of the song and not really caring) Summer lovin', happened so fast, summer lovin', had me a blast. Met a girl, crazy for me, met a boy, cute as could be, summer dreams, driftin' away, to oh, those summer nights.
Narrator 2: (cutting her off) And so as Sandy sang and Jack Sparrow and Audrey got married, Paris, the magical lawyer, won the custody battle over Elle Woods because Jack Sparrow was a drunk and too busy with Audrey anyway. So Sandy got custody of Michelle, the Changeling Boy, AND Tommy. And Jack Sparrow and Audrey were in love.
(The camera view spins)
Jack Sparrow: Why is everything spinning? (AUDREY slaps him and the spinning abruptly stops.) I think I deserved that.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: GINNY and HARRY, HERMIA and LYSANDER, and KIM and HUGO happily rejoicing) And the three girls who ran off to find their lovers magically found them. Yay!
(CUT TO: A courtroom-type scene. SANDY, PARIS, and MICHELLE are sitting at a table. JACK SPARROW, AUDREY, ELLE and TOMMY are sitting at another one. And the CHANGELING BOY is in the middle.)
Sandy: (singing randomly, fully aware she is singing both her and Danny's part of the song and not really caring) Summer lovin', happened so fast, summer lovin', had me a blast. Met a girl, crazy for me, met a boy, cute as could be, summer dreams, driftin' away, to oh, those summer nights.
Narrator 2: (cutting her off) And so as Sandy sang and Jack Sparrow and Audrey got married, Paris, the magical lawyer, won the custody battle over Elle Woods because Jack Sparrow was a drunk and too busy with Audrey anyway. So Sandy got custody of Michelle, the Changeling Boy, AND Tommy. And Jack Sparrow and Audrey were in love.
(The camera view spins)
Jack Sparrow: Why is everything spinning? (AUDREY slaps him and the spinning abruptly stops.) I think I deserved that.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: GINNY and HARRY, HERMIA and LYSANDER, and KIM and HUGO happily rejoicing) And the three girls who ran off to find their lovers magically found them. Yay!