SCENE TWENTY-THREE- The Epilogue
(CUT TO: CUPCAKE grudgingly pulling ODETTE and SAMMY around in a cart.)
(CUT TO: MONICA driving her Porsche all over the world thoughtfully.)
(CUT TO: GERDA, thoughtfully eating a cookie.)
Gerda: I miss Kai. I wasn't important enough to go find my boyfriend like Ginny, Kim and Hermia. I had to baby-sit Rini instead. (sighs)
(CUT TO: STORM, sitting in a field of daisies thoughtfully.)
Storm: You know, after the first day of classes at the Happyland school, I really didn't do much. (shrugs, makes it rain and walks off)
(CUT TO: Two identical headstones reading "Mary-Kate Olsen" and "Ashley Olsen")
(CUT TO: THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT, sitting in a beach chair by the poolside drinking a martini thoughtfully.)
The Queen of the Night: Why isn't it nighttime yet?
(CUT TO: PRINCESS LEIA ruling Happyland thoughtfully.)
(CUT TO: PRINCESS MIA writing in her diary thoughtfully.)
Princess Mia: I wasn't important enough to go find my boyfriend either. I miss Michael. (sighs)
(CUT TO: AUSTIN being Austin Powers thoughtfully.)
Austin: Man, I'm ready for the next groovy chick. That Janet cat was too square for my tastes. (shrugs and walks over to SANDY'S house.) Hey, psychedelic, baby! (SANDY giggles.)
(CUT TO: JANET sitting at her vanity table thoughtfully.)
Janet: Austin was fun for a while. but you know what? I'm starting to think maybe he wasn't for me. He's too Austin Powers-y. I don't think he really liked me. (pause) Not like Brad. And Frankie. And Rocky. (pause) I miss Brad. And Frankie. And Rocky. (sighs and starts to cry a little)
(CUT TO: TZEITEL in the barn milking thoughtfully.)
Tzeitel: I'm in the barn. Milking.
(CUT TO: RINI and SERENA, dancing around and singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song thoughtfully.)
(CUT TO: AUDREY and JACK SPARROW being in love thoughtfully. Everything "spins".)
Jack Sparrow: Why is everything spinning? (AUDREY kisses him and he shuts up.)
(CUT TO: SANDY and AUSTIN making out thoughtfully.)
(CUT TO: TOMMY, MICHELLE and the CHANGELING BOY on the merry-go-round watching SANDY and AUSTIN make out with wide eyes and giggling thoughtfully.)
(CUT TO: PARIS and ELLE doing important lawyer things thoughtfully.)
(CUT TO: KIM, HERMIA, HUGO and LYSANDER being bridesmaids/best men at GINNY and HARRY's wedding thoughtfully)
(the camera view spins into random nothingness)
Narrator 1: (quietly) Everything spins.
(CUT TO: CUPCAKE grudgingly pulling ODETTE and SAMMY around in a cart.)
(CUT TO: MONICA driving her Porsche all over the world thoughtfully.)
(CUT TO: GERDA, thoughtfully eating a cookie.)
Gerda: I miss Kai. I wasn't important enough to go find my boyfriend like Ginny, Kim and Hermia. I had to baby-sit Rini instead. (sighs)
(CUT TO: STORM, sitting in a field of daisies thoughtfully.)
Storm: You know, after the first day of classes at the Happyland school, I really didn't do much. (shrugs, makes it rain and walks off)
(CUT TO: Two identical headstones reading "Mary-Kate Olsen" and "Ashley Olsen")
(CUT TO: THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT, sitting in a beach chair by the poolside drinking a martini thoughtfully.)
The Queen of the Night: Why isn't it nighttime yet?
(CUT TO: PRINCESS LEIA ruling Happyland thoughtfully.)
(CUT TO: PRINCESS MIA writing in her diary thoughtfully.)
Princess Mia: I wasn't important enough to go find my boyfriend either. I miss Michael. (sighs)
(CUT TO: AUSTIN being Austin Powers thoughtfully.)
Austin: Man, I'm ready for the next groovy chick. That Janet cat was too square for my tastes. (shrugs and walks over to SANDY'S house.) Hey, psychedelic, baby! (SANDY giggles.)
(CUT TO: JANET sitting at her vanity table thoughtfully.)
Janet: Austin was fun for a while. but you know what? I'm starting to think maybe he wasn't for me. He's too Austin Powers-y. I don't think he really liked me. (pause) Not like Brad. And Frankie. And Rocky. (pause) I miss Brad. And Frankie. And Rocky. (sighs and starts to cry a little)
(CUT TO: TZEITEL in the barn milking thoughtfully.)
Tzeitel: I'm in the barn. Milking.
(CUT TO: RINI and SERENA, dancing around and singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song thoughtfully.)
(CUT TO: AUDREY and JACK SPARROW being in love thoughtfully. Everything "spins".)
Jack Sparrow: Why is everything spinning? (AUDREY kisses him and he shuts up.)
(CUT TO: SANDY and AUSTIN making out thoughtfully.)
(CUT TO: TOMMY, MICHELLE and the CHANGELING BOY on the merry-go-round watching SANDY and AUSTIN make out with wide eyes and giggling thoughtfully.)
(CUT TO: PARIS and ELLE doing important lawyer things thoughtfully.)
(CUT TO: KIM, HERMIA, HUGO and LYSANDER being bridesmaids/best men at GINNY and HARRY's wedding thoughtfully)
(the camera view spins into random nothingness)
Narrator 1: (quietly) Everything spins.