SCENE TWELVE- Monica and Jack Sparrow Make Out in the Street
(CUT TO: MONICA driving around in her Porsche.)
Monica: I think I'll drive around in my Porsche again.
Narrator 2: So Monica drove around in her Porsche.
Narrator 1: Again. Cause she was the only one with a car. (MONICA nearly drives her car into JACK SPARROW, who happens to be walking by.)
Monica: Oh my goodness! My car was just totally wrecked! I just nearly ran into Jack Sparrow. (to JACK SPARROW) Oh, hi. (giggles nervously)
Jack Sparrow: Who are you?
Monica: Oh, I love you, Jack!
Jack Sparrow: Which one are you again?
Monica: I'm Monica. Can't you tell by my lovely eyebrows?
(MONICA and JACK SPARROW make out)
Narrator 2: And Monica and Jack Sparrow proceeded to make out.
Narrator 1: And the car suddenly was revived and Monica got in it and drove off. (MONICA gets in her car and drives off.) But Jack Sparrow followed her. (JACK SPARROW follows her.) And stalked her!
Narrator 2: But the next day he couldn't remember a single thing about it. Cause he was drunk. (pause) The next day.
Jack Sparrow: What am I doing? (the camera spins) Why is everything spinning?
(CUT TO: MONICA driving around in her Porsche.)
Monica: I think I'll drive around in my Porsche again.
Narrator 2: So Monica drove around in her Porsche.
Narrator 1: Again. Cause she was the only one with a car. (MONICA nearly drives her car into JACK SPARROW, who happens to be walking by.)
Monica: Oh my goodness! My car was just totally wrecked! I just nearly ran into Jack Sparrow. (to JACK SPARROW) Oh, hi. (giggles nervously)
Jack Sparrow: Who are you?
Monica: Oh, I love you, Jack!
Jack Sparrow: Which one are you again?
Monica: I'm Monica. Can't you tell by my lovely eyebrows?
(MONICA and JACK SPARROW make out)
Narrator 2: And Monica and Jack Sparrow proceeded to make out.
Narrator 1: And the car suddenly was revived and Monica got in it and drove off. (MONICA gets in her car and drives off.) But Jack Sparrow followed her. (JACK SPARROW follows her.) And stalked her!
Narrator 2: But the next day he couldn't remember a single thing about it. Cause he was drunk. (pause) The next day.
Jack Sparrow: What am I doing? (the camera spins) Why is everything spinning?