Meeting 6

All the teachers except lupin were in the staff room. Just then lupin comes running and immediately begins bolting the door with various objects that would fit under the door.

As he did this tralawny walked up and tapped lupin on the shoulder. He turned around looking as if he had just been mentally scared for life. " The stapler minions and sporks are rebelling!!!!" he yelled as he hid under a box that didn't even fit over his head.

Then the door was broken open and in came staplers and sporks heading for lupin. The staplers and sporks dragged him out and as they did he screamed, "I don't want to be a lunch lady! I don't want to be a lunch lady!!!!!!!!"

The other teachers looked out the door for a couple of minutes as they wondered what had just happened. Then snape closed the door and they started with their meeting.

A/N thanks to the fiend Psy-chan (aka Becca) for the Spork idea.