Hmmm…I'm back again…still sick…a month later…and just off school. I'm not failing yet surprisingly…but I should be using this time to catch up on schoolwork. Meh. Well…here we go again!

Risty – Hitting baby seals was a huge thing a few decades back in Canada too…and it just seemed like something Mystique would do. Mean ol' Mystique! Well…New Zealanders are nicer than Americans…Bobby is indeed melting…and it is West…why is the west so wicked? Why I ask you, why? It's just plain hockey here…the other variation is known affectionately as field hockey…

Millenium Mutant – How could Remy not know that? Or that it doesn't grow in North America? Or more specifically, Canada? Remy is perhaps touched in the head a tad…umm…you've lost track, and I can't count, so it all works out! Oooh…well…I'm not supposed to be at home today…so I is a bad Canadian author…^_^

The RP – Well…I'm off school cuz of me bein' sick…but that's no fun…oh well, glad you liked it!

Freakish Fangirl – NOOO!! *hates computer crashes* Here, I offer you…mr Sledgehammer! *duh duh DUH* There were lots of cameos in X2!! And that little list accounts fur 45% of 'em! ALLARDYCE?!? *tries to murder publisher of book* Really? He wrote Uncanny X-Men? I like movie Rogue…just don't like her and Bobby KISSING!! Yes, you have written a lot!

Personage – You were inspired? *feels happy* Hmmm…mein Thanksgiving was waaaay back in October…but it was gut…

psychobunny410 – Yes! I do!

sir crazy gurl – I could by the fact I knew next to nothing about Winnipeg! And the same goes fur Regina…but at least I can make fun of that name in oh so many ways! A statue of a turtle? O_o…although…I've seen a giant Easter Egg…and a few other…odd, statues. Wow…Secret Gambit affair? *snickers* No worries…I am still writin'.

Shawshank – Scott and mascot costume? He was wearing it…and trying to murder Pyro at the same time…Gambit skating is funny…and how can I forget Oscar Jim Mike Sally when HE ANNOYS THE BLOODY HELL OUTTA ME!!

Panther Nesmith – Aww…well, I'll be at summer school too…but maybe not fur same reasons…*needs to take extra course by way of summer school* Seal adoption is a common thing…just not fur blue lady shapeshifters who walk around with men who like to wear buckets on their heads. Jamie is cute…even when tortured by you to the point where he no longer has any shred of innocence left. *pops Panther's get well pill* Now I be so high on various drugs, that I have to write well!!

animeluvr1 – Harvey is awesome…both seal and mascot. ^_^ Pyro would have liked 'em better on home ice, seeing as they shoot fire out above the ice when the Flames score, but I have waaaay too much to do in Alberta is it is. Yes…Ray was remarkably un-itchy…but that's due to mein remarkably poor continuity skills. Ooops. He has a large part, but look how annoyed he is throughout! Harvey the seal is everyone's new best freund. Piotr was being so nice though…

Taineyah – apologies fur the lackage of updation…I've been…busy…with school…oy!

rogueandkurt – sorry it took so long to update…I've been distracted with school works…ugh.

Andivari – D-Ark, you changed yer name!! Ah well…hmmm…you think the Prof's a pimp do ye? *evil grin*

Desert-Rose6 – Ah! So you too are an obsessed fan! And again…with Xavier…your comment sparked an interesting train of thought…

Cheesy Monkey – Wow!! You review!! And at a time when I've grown weary of answering to reviews…I shall make a special effort!! Yes, Montana does touch, next year, huh? What year will that be may I ask? I've been learning American history since Grade Eight…and even some British and French since Grade Five! Yes, I am mean to Hank, Hank is just so easy to be mean to!

azmoonchick – Yes…see…rice is not grown anywhere in Canada however…the climate is too cold. Nit-Pick away!! I'm known to do that too!

A Pyro's Rage – Heh, I'm an Arrogant Worms fan too, thanks to this story, and I suggest you thank Taineyah, as they're the one who first suggested them. Foul stuff? Foul is mein sister's breath…you can't get any fouler than that.

Alexis: Digital Survivor – I'm glad you're liking this! Moose Jaw…heh heh…more immature fun mayhaps…

That was relatively painless…now if I can keep my aching head up long enough to write and finish this here chapter…Rahne will be taking bets in van numero dos.

DISCLAIMER: Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.

"Stay awake Kurt…we're almost there…" Kitty poked Kurt, trying to keep the dozing fuzzy mutant awake.

"Just five more minutes mutter…just five more…" Kurt's head began to droop again. Amara solved the problem by dropping a tiny fireball into his lap. "WOOAGH!!" Kurt ported away.

"I'll drive!" Kitty jumped into the drivers seat. The other passengers began to say their prayers.

"Ah…here we are in beautiful Regina." The mutants snickered. Xavier gave them an odd look. "Why won't they tell me what's so funny?" He whispered to Hank. Hank shrugged. "Well…in any case…we'll be leaving tomorrow morning, and-" Hank shook the Professor's shoulder, and Xavier opened his eyes. "Damn." The mutants had once again all run off, leaving their chaperones and Xavier behind.

"So what should we all do now that we've ditched the old folks?" Tabitha asked stretching.

"Sleep…and get some ice…" Kurt had ported away…and landed in a random suitcase inside Logan and Ororo's van. He had not enjoyed the remainder of the trip.

"Here's your ice…" Bobby handed Kurt a lump of ice shaped suspiciously like Kurt's head.

"Very funny Bobby." Kurt gave Bobby a 'look'. Kurt then threw the ice head at Bobby.

"Did you all know there's an election today?" Jean asked, flipping through an abandoned newspaper.

"And we should care because…?" Lance asked, scratching the back of his neck absently.

"Umm…" Jean struggled to find an answer.

"Can we vote?" Gambit asked.

"What do you think Cajun? We're not citizens! Of course we can't!"

"Well mon ami, we can always try, non?" Gambit smiled at Scott, who grimaced back.

"Hey!! Look!! They have a list of all the candidates…What the…?" Kitty stopped. "The Professor's on this list!!" Suddenly, the Saskatchewan election became top priority.

"He's running for governor?!?"

"Premier Evan, premier."

"Doncha need to be a Canadian citizen to be elected?"

"Who knows? This country's so whack, it wouldn't surprise me!"

"Mayhap we should go and look into dat voting, non?" Gambit smiled some more.

~~~~~~(Is this not splendifourisly hypnotic?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mystique snuggled Harvey, who has turning blue from lack of air. Yes, his fur was turning blue. Peach and Bucky were thanking their stars that they weren't cute enough to match the blue lady's shade of blue. Magneto had ran out of his stash, and was suffering withdrawal while trying to find a replacement for his bucket.

"Oh there's a hole in my bucket! Dear Raven dear Raven! Oh there's a hole in my bucket, dear Raven a hole!" Gertrude and Magnus tried to plug their ears, and failing miserably, resorted to ramming Magneto in the rear so hard, he flew across a borderline.

"Now exiting Yukon…" Magneto read the sign. "How is it do you think that they manage to put signs up every half mile on their borders, in the middle of nowhere I wonder…"

"The sign bunnies do it." Mystique said absently, as she hugged the squirming Harvey.

AIR!! AIR!!

Poor Harvey…mebbe he shouldn't have been so cute eh? Bucky chattered to Gertrude.

I dunno…he's bein' carried…while we have to walk! Gertrude honked back.

Aww, quite yer snivlin' whiners! Magnus…ummm…did whatever it is the moose do…

"I think they're talking about us…" Magneto whispered across the border.

"Naw…they're probably just wondering what it is you folks are doin' all the way out here, eh?" Magneto jumped, and saw a man heavily wrapped in layers talking to them. "My, that's some might bad frostbite you've got there lady. Doncha know that you need to bundle up to stay warm here?" He began to get off his ski-do (AN: Also known as a snowmobile, but mein uncle has one, and everyone calls it a ski-do. Go figure.)

"Stay where you are mere human!! For I am Magneto!! The Master of Magnetism!!" Magneto stretched his arms out, and tried to lift the ski-do and send it's rider flying. Instead of the familiar WHOOOOM sound…there was a…

"Twing? I think you're powers are broken." Magneto tried again. Twing! "I warned you not to smoke that crap! I warned you!" Mystique admonished. Magneto shook his hands and head, and tried again. TWANG!! The ski-do blew up, and the innocent Canadian bystander was thrown…far far away…and landed on a very conveniently placed inflated mat that was set up for a stunt jump of a random movie in Yellowknife. He was uninjured, and became famous as the Flying Inuit.

"That was helpful." Mystique said dryly.

"Well…we're in the Yukon…or at least…I am! I'm closer to Alaska than you!! I'm closer to Alaska than you!" Magneto taunted. Mystique took two step, and she exited the Northwest Territories. "Oh." Magneto sighed, and began to try and figure out what had happened with his power.

We are doomed. Peach rumbled to all the other entourage…who promptly agreed.

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"Mr. Xavier!! Mr. Xavier!! Tell me!! How does it feel to be the newly elected Premier?" A random reporter assaulted Xavier.

"What? I'm not the Premier this is a gross misunderstanding. I'm not even a Canadian citizen!"

"Mr. Premier!! How does it feel to be the first Premier in a wheelchair?!?" Hank was slowly moving away from the crowds.

"Well whaddya know…You actually did it!" Logan smiled, and dug twenty bucks out of his pocket.

"Thank-you, and believe me…it was no easy task getting him elected to head the Progressive Conservative party without anyone ever seeing him." Hank accepted the twenty with a smile.

"Oh Charles!! I knew you were more than just a regular guy!!" Xavier's eyes grew as big as dinner plates as he recognized his companion from his earlier vacation. Hank and Logan stared, as the man leaped into Xavier's lap.

"Dammit!! I owe Gumbo twenty now…" Logan grumbled. Sabretooth barked out a laugh, and the three left the Professor to the ravenous hordes of reporters.

"Wow! I guess every vote does count!" Tabitha laughed, as the bar displayed the election news. "Xavier won by three votes!"

"Was?!?" Kurt asked.

"The total vote count…12 to 15." Jean read.

"So, if you go to Washington, its buildings brown and rice,

Bring a pack of underwear, and we'll TP the White House thrice!" Scott and Lance sang drunkenly, performing a what could only be seen as an Australian rain dance to accompany it.

"Looks like Shades can't 'old 'is liquor, non?" Remy smiled at Rogue, who growled slightly.

"Aye mate, they don't even know 'ow to dance properly!" John winced as the pair made another misstep. "At this rate, they'll be bringin' down the apocalypse on us all!"

"You called?" Apocalypse's deep and giant voice rang out through the bar.

"Naw, I meant it in the biblical sense."

"How'd you get out anyway? There's still two locks that are sealing you in!" Jean cried.

"The author let me out for this scene."

Chaotic Boredom walked in. "And now, you are going back, for I am the author, and control your lives. Ooops…wasn't supposed to mention that." CB pulled out a neuralyzer, flashey-thingied the entire congregation of mutants, and then left, pushing Apocalypse out.

"But I don't wanna go back in there…it's tiny and cramped!!"

"Suck it up princess. And now…back to the story."

John winced as the pair finally stopped their awful imitation and fell in a heap on the ground.

"Where's Ray?" Amara suddenly asked, noticing the absence of the electrical mutant.

"His stings were infected again." Rahne offered noncommittally, and continued slurping on a Blue Hawaii. The teens were once again under-age, excepting Remy and Piotr, and drinking, hopefully with better results than before. John had put on an extra pair of boxers, just in case.

"So, where'd he go?" Evan asked.

"A nearby hospital." Sam replied, nervously looking around, not wanting to get caught with a drink.

"I'm going to go visit him!" Kurt jumped up, porting away…and reappearing in the rafters, hanging by his tail. Piotr walked over, reached up, and disentangled the furry elf.

"I vill go vith you." Piotr carried Kurt out of the door, with Kitty and Jamie bounding after him.

The four found Ray in a hospital room, rather comfortable.

"This place is awesome!! It's all free!!" Ray tried to get up, but his head was swathed in bandages.

"Ummm…" Kitty thought about this. "Don't you need coverage by the province?" She asked. Ray thought for a moment.

"Dunno." He smiled happily, or tried to. Kurt was busily trying to play with some things, and a tiny box fell out of his pocket. It fell open, and out slithered a small snake.

"Jerry!!" Kurt fell of the wall, and crawled after the quickly moving reptile.

"Jerry? You stole Jerry from me? THEIF!!"

"Y' called?" Remy popped his head in. Ray had pulled himself out of the hospital bed, and was chasing Kurt around the room, who was chasing Jerry around the room, who was chasing Kitty around the room.

"GET IT AWAY!! GET IT AWAY!!" Kitty was screaming. Piotr and Jamie both had very anime-like teardrops on heir foreheads. There was a third developing on Remy's forehead.

"Gambit t'inks he'll be leavin' now…" Piotr and Jamie rushed to get out before Remy closed the door.

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"GOLD!! I've found GOLD!!" Magneto shouted, holding up a handful of pebbles from the riverbed.

"Whoop de do for you." Mystique replied. She had fashioned a sling of sorts for Harvey, and was carrying him in it. He had returned to his normal white colour.

"Don't you see? With gold, we have money, with money, we can buy stuff!! We're rich!!"

"So? I found a huge pile of diamonds before we crossed the border." Magneto stared at Mystique. Mystique dug a small sack out from…somewhere (AN: Let's not go there…) Opening it, the glitter blinded Magneto. "See?"

"I CAN'T SEE!!!" Magneto shouted. Mystique sighed, took Magneto's hand, and began to lead him about.

'She's holding my hand!! She's holding my hand!!' Magneto thought excitedly.

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"Mr. Premier!! Why are you leaving now? Where are you going?"

Xavier held his head in his hands. "Moose Jaw." He answered.

"There's a place called Moose Jaw?" Bobby whispered.

"Wouldn't put it past 'em, this country's really messed." Jubilee replied. Jean pushed all the reporters away telekinetically, and drove away.

"So, where are we really headed?" Sam asked.

"Calgary." Scott replied, already befuddled by the map.

"But Calgary sucks!!" Tabitha whined. (AN: Remember the Arrogant Worms song a few chapters back? Well, so does Tabby)

AN: And there we go…hopefully I'll get another chap up today, cuz I wanna finish this before New Years, and I'm gonna be gone fur a week…until the 30th. Oy. Ah well, apologies fur the shortness, and the speed of this update…but I ran out of ideas fur Saskatchewan. _ The next one will be nice and long!

Auf weidersehen mein freunds!