Domo minna! Welcome to the show that gets characters hyper, then interviews
them! Kitty! I wrote this an hour after I posted Yottsu Jueru. I am so
hyper!
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Kitty: Today's interviews will be with the cast of Ruroni Kenshin!
Audience: (unenthusiastically) yay.
Kitty: *growls, bearing pointy teeth*
Audience: (nervously, but loudly) YAY!
Kitty: Better. Today's first guest will be Himura Kenshin!
Kenshin: *walks out on stage, waving to audience*
Kitty: Hello, Kenshin!
Kenshin: Hello, Kitty-dono!
Kitty: Let's get right to it. I will ask the questions, and if you don't answer, we let loose Jurromaru!
Jurromaru: *roars, foams*
Kitty: Yeah, I love Inuyasha. This is actually the out of control freak from the Inu manga.
Kenshin: eek.
Kitty: So, Kenshin, you used to be a manslayer. Tell me exactly what it was like killing people. I mean, ew.
Kenshin: (wide-eyed, excited) Oh, it was great. I'd be all rip, slash, cut. *runs around, swinging sword madly* Then they'd be all: AAGGGHHHH!!! *pauses, sits, regains composure* But Sessha does realize that killing is wrong, that it is.
Kitty: *sits in chair with Toraneko katana (tiger-cat sword {that's my sword}) in front of her, protecting herself.* Umm.Alright. *grows devil horns, gives evil look* so. do you love Kaoru, do ya, do ya, do ya?
Kenshin: *looks around nervously* Hai, Kaoru-dono and I are good friends.
Kitty: *nudges Kenshin* C'mon, you know that's not what I mean, Kenshin. *laughs evilly, quietly*
Jurromaru: *growls continuously*
Kensin: *breaks down* Yes! I LOVE KAORU!!! Do you hear me?!?! LOVE!!!! *laughing insanly* Ahahahahahahahahaha- *faints*
Kitty: *holds Toraneko katana dull-side-down over Kenshin who has a large lump on his head* Gomen, Kenshin, but you're scaring me.
Kenshin: *swirly-eyed, moans, out cold*
Kitty: Oooo. commercial.
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Kaoru- (cheerfully) Hey! Do you want to use your sword to protect people?
Audience- NO!
Kaoru- Too bad! Because you will come down to my dojo, where I teach the Kamiya-Kasshin style as assistant master, whether you like it or not!
Camera- *turns away from Kaoru as she speaks to look at Megumi*
Kaoru- Sanosuke!
Camera- *jerks back to look at very angry Kaoru*
Kaoru- *hits Sano with bokuto* (thanks goddess Shinko!)
Camera- *falls blacks out* *Kaoru can be heard yelling at Sano*
Megumi- Oh ho ho ho. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kitty: And we're back! I thought the legendary Hitokari Battosai would be up by now, but.
Battosai: *rises slowly and menacingly behind Kitty* I don't appreciate being hit.
Kitty: AAGGHHH!! *suddenly goes Battosai-like*
Kitty: And I don't like being scared!
Kitty & Battosai: *draw swords*
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PLEASE STAND BY ..............
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Kitty: *standing over Battosai* (muttering) mess with me will you? I'm no push-over sword-man.
Kaoru: *stomps out onto stage* *hits Kitty with bokuto* . and that commercial made me look bad. *drags Kenshin off the stage lecturing about Kenshin not making dinner*
Kitty: NNNOOOO!!! I have been defeated! Next time: Kamiya Kaoru
*credits rolling*
Kitty: *walks into dressing room, turns on light, screams*
Kenshin and Kaoru: *making out*
Kaoru: Oh, sorry. We didn't think anyone was in here!
Kitty: *sighs, shuts off light, closes door* finally.
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I KNOW IT'S BAD, but I'm soo hyper. Your flames will be used to make more sugary snacks, though I'm not sure how. I love Kenshin and Kaoru pairings, so I stuck that little. uh, scene in, whether it fits into the story or not. Kaoru is my hero, so she may show up throughout my story.
I'm not sure if that wooden sword was called a bokken, but I thought it sounded familiar. Cya soon. *Jurromaru gets loose, knaws off cameraman's leg*
I originally posted this, then pulled it, but I got such overwhelming support to keep going, that I'm re-posting it and continuing it. See what your reviews can do? I'm making personalized review responses, so if you want a reply, REVIEW!!! *laughs maniacally, turns around, runs into wall*
I'm okay!
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Kitty: Today's interviews will be with the cast of Ruroni Kenshin!
Audience: (unenthusiastically) yay.
Kitty: *growls, bearing pointy teeth*
Audience: (nervously, but loudly) YAY!
Kitty: Better. Today's first guest will be Himura Kenshin!
Kenshin: *walks out on stage, waving to audience*
Kitty: Hello, Kenshin!
Kenshin: Hello, Kitty-dono!
Kitty: Let's get right to it. I will ask the questions, and if you don't answer, we let loose Jurromaru!
Jurromaru: *roars, foams*
Kitty: Yeah, I love Inuyasha. This is actually the out of control freak from the Inu manga.
Kenshin: eek.
Kitty: So, Kenshin, you used to be a manslayer. Tell me exactly what it was like killing people. I mean, ew.
Kenshin: (wide-eyed, excited) Oh, it was great. I'd be all rip, slash, cut. *runs around, swinging sword madly* Then they'd be all: AAGGGHHHH!!! *pauses, sits, regains composure* But Sessha does realize that killing is wrong, that it is.
Kitty: *sits in chair with Toraneko katana (tiger-cat sword {that's my sword}) in front of her, protecting herself.* Umm.Alright. *grows devil horns, gives evil look* so. do you love Kaoru, do ya, do ya, do ya?
Kenshin: *looks around nervously* Hai, Kaoru-dono and I are good friends.
Kitty: *nudges Kenshin* C'mon, you know that's not what I mean, Kenshin. *laughs evilly, quietly*
Jurromaru: *growls continuously*
Kensin: *breaks down* Yes! I LOVE KAORU!!! Do you hear me?!?! LOVE!!!! *laughing insanly* Ahahahahahahahahaha- *faints*
Kitty: *holds Toraneko katana dull-side-down over Kenshin who has a large lump on his head* Gomen, Kenshin, but you're scaring me.
Kenshin: *swirly-eyed, moans, out cold*
Kitty: Oooo. commercial.
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Kaoru- (cheerfully) Hey! Do you want to use your sword to protect people?
Audience- NO!
Kaoru- Too bad! Because you will come down to my dojo, where I teach the Kamiya-Kasshin style as assistant master, whether you like it or not!
Camera- *turns away from Kaoru as she speaks to look at Megumi*
Kaoru- Sanosuke!
Camera- *jerks back to look at very angry Kaoru*
Kaoru- *hits Sano with bokuto* (thanks goddess Shinko!)
Camera- *falls blacks out* *Kaoru can be heard yelling at Sano*
Megumi- Oh ho ho ho. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kitty: And we're back! I thought the legendary Hitokari Battosai would be up by now, but.
Battosai: *rises slowly and menacingly behind Kitty* I don't appreciate being hit.
Kitty: AAGGHHH!! *suddenly goes Battosai-like*
Kitty: And I don't like being scared!
Kitty & Battosai: *draw swords*
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PLEASE STAND BY ..............
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Kitty: *standing over Battosai* (muttering) mess with me will you? I'm no push-over sword-man.
Kaoru: *stomps out onto stage* *hits Kitty with bokuto* . and that commercial made me look bad. *drags Kenshin off the stage lecturing about Kenshin not making dinner*
Kitty: NNNOOOO!!! I have been defeated! Next time: Kamiya Kaoru
*credits rolling*
Kitty: *walks into dressing room, turns on light, screams*
Kenshin and Kaoru: *making out*
Kaoru: Oh, sorry. We didn't think anyone was in here!
Kitty: *sighs, shuts off light, closes door* finally.
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I KNOW IT'S BAD, but I'm soo hyper. Your flames will be used to make more sugary snacks, though I'm not sure how. I love Kenshin and Kaoru pairings, so I stuck that little. uh, scene in, whether it fits into the story or not. Kaoru is my hero, so she may show up throughout my story.
I'm not sure if that wooden sword was called a bokken, but I thought it sounded familiar. Cya soon. *Jurromaru gets loose, knaws off cameraman's leg*
I originally posted this, then pulled it, but I got such overwhelming support to keep going, that I'm re-posting it and continuing it. See what your reviews can do? I'm making personalized review responses, so if you want a reply, REVIEW!!! *laughs maniacally, turns around, runs into wall*
I'm okay!