Domo minna! Well, if you didn't read this in my updated chapter one, I
pulled this story about two days after I first posted it. Because of all
your great reviews, I have decided to put it back up again, as well as to
continue the story! See what your reviews can do?
InuYasha- {I have no idea why
We will continue after a brief thank to those who have reviewed chapter one.
Nameless- Thank you very much. I'm glad you like it. *smiles, dances* Toby- Sugar high people are always happy! I love getting reviews from you guys! I do plan to give them some time, but once Kaoru is decent, we go on with the show! *knocks on dressing room door* Hey, are you guys done yet? Jeff Hardy Lvr 619- Hey, I love your style of sugarness! Your story was great! I do love to read reviewer's stories. *pushes Kenshin into her own closet, along with about fifty others* ALONE- Read on! Kaoru's turn. And.*hands ALONE a pizza* Enjoy! Kleptomaniac- Thanx for the suggestion. I will interview as many people as I can. I don't know everyone's personalities yet, but as you saw, I do screw with characters a little bit. Sorry, I'm not blonde, but hey, I'll try! *finds box of blonde hair dye, laughs maniacally* Tell me how I do! Yuhi- I will continue to be annoying and hyper! Ahahahaha! *runs, falls down flight of stairs* I'm okay.*groans* Goddess Shinko- Thanks so much, I hope you got my Email. Mina-chan- See E-mail. I'm glad you liked it! *bows* Akayia- Um. Okay! Works for me! La Belle Dame Sans Merci- I will take your advice on the sugar! Sugar is good! Good! Good! X-SANO-X- I'll be sure to use your question when I interview Sano, but Uh. I'd like to know where you got that question.
Also thanks to these kind reviewers who helped with questions for Kaoru: Yuhi La Belle Dame Sans Merci May-chan Kairi321 You will be credited with your questions.
ON WITH THE SHOW! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kitty- *walks in, is now blonde* Hello, and thank you for joining us!
Audience- *cheer and applaud*
Kenshin- *standing behind Kitty* Bye everybody! *leaves*
Kitty- and look who else is here: ME!
Audience- *silent*
Kitty- *scoffs* Thanks guys.I'd like you to meet my little sister Fluffy Hatsukoi ((puppy love)) she will be acting as our stand-in cameraperson, since our old guy is now missing some limbs *chuckles nervously*.
Jurromaru- *licks fingers, growls*
Fluffy- *waves, steals Kitty's sugar, bounces around the room* Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! SUGAH!!
Kitty- DIE!!! *beats Fluffy over the head with Toraneko katana, regains sugary stuff*
Fluffy- *groans, faints*
Kitty- Anyway, today we have the lovely Kamiya Kaoru!
Audience- *cheers*
Rowdy guy in audience- yeah, baby! She's so hot!
Kenshin- *stabs guy*
Kitty- EEEWWW! *whines* KENSHIN! *hits button* *guy's chair flips, dumps him off under the seats* We lose more audience members that way. Kaoru! Come on down, you're the next contestant on Kitty- Ruroni Kenshin!
*lights search audience, land on Kaoru eating popcorn*
Kaoru- *walks up to chairs on stage, sits down* Hello.
Kitty- Omeasan Kaoru-chan! Dochirahe?
Kaoru- Komaka. Dochirahe, Kitty-chan.
Kitty- Odorokubeki, domo Beigo, Kaoru.
(((WARNING: do not speak to some Japanese person like this! I know nothing but words in Japanese, no grammar! I think verbs even come at the end of the sentence! Thanx to Goddess Shinko who may be helping me translate this to actual Japanese)))
Kaoru- Oh, right!
Kitty- Well, now that we've survived the chaos of the show's opening, we will begin our inquiry. Kaoru: first question is from Yuhi! Yuhi asks: "how long did it take for you to grow your hair that long?"
Kaoru- He He He. *pulls out hair extensions, her hair is shoulder length*
Kitty- right. that's a little weird. Our next question comes from La Belle Dame Sans Merci. "Do Kaoru and Kenshin." Oh God! This is a PG fic! Yikes!
Kaoru- huh?
Kitty- We're going to take this opportunity to go to a commercial break!
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Shishio- Oww. Does your body hurt due to the fact that your newly reformed government has tried to assassinate you? I thought so. Are you burnt so badly that you cannot sweat? I had the same problem until I discovered Burnie band-aides from band-aide brand .
Fluffy- If you're like Shishio, use Burnie band-aides from band-aide brand . Burnies contain a special ingredient that helps to heal burn damage. (Band-aide brand is not responsible for any deaths caused by over heating of band-aides and bursting into flames, causing death or serious injury. Burnies do contain highly-flammable motor oil)
Shishio- *bursts into flames, again* AGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH! HELP! *dies*
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Kitty- We're back *cringes at commercial* That was created almost in entirety by Fluffy! Don't flame me for it!
Kaoru- *snores, is actually asleep*
Kitty- Hey! Hey! Hey!
Kaoru- huh? *drooling* Oh, I'm sorry.
Kitty- Oh, Kami, help me. Well, I guess we go back to questions now. May- chan asks: "Why on EARTH are you the only one who gets to wear different dresses while the others just have the same clothes?" and "How did Kenshin know you have a weird reaction to alcohol?"
Kaoru- Well, if those FREELOADERS would stop ruining all my best kimonos, I wouldn't have to get NEW ONES! *breathing heavily*
Kitty- *hiding in chair* Whoa, we hit a sensitive spot! Anyway, what about the second question?
++++++ flashback ++++++
* Kenshin's first night at the dojo. He is holding a crystal ball in front of Kaoru* Hmm. interesting. I see. alcohol. and you naked on the roof of the Akebeko. *Kaoru blushes furiously* ++++++end flashback ++++++
Kitty- That was weird.
Kaoru- Yeah, I don't like to remember that.
Kitty- I just got a really nasty picture *sweat drop *. NEXT QUESTION!!!! It's from Kairi321 who asks: " Does Kaoru like Sano you like love or crush?" I'm going to translate this just in case, Kairi. You asked if Kaoru likes Sano? Okay.
Sano- tell 'em baby! We're madly in love, aren't we Kaoru? AGGHH! THE CAMERA! MY SOUL! *runs away screaming*
Kitty- Someone take him home, please! Our next question is from Yuhi who asks: "What would you do if 5 million men wanted your hand in marriage?" and this question for Kenshin: "What would you do if Kaoru had 5 million men wanting her hand in marriage?"
Kaoru- Wow. five million men wanting my hand in marriage? *sighs dreamily*
Kenshin- Kaoru. *annoyed*
Kaoru- Of course I would never leave Kenshin, but five million men.
Kitty- *stifled laughter at the look of annoyance on Kenshins face* Well, that's all the time we have for today, we can't afford any more! *hysterical laughter*
*credits rolling*
Sano- *wakes up in police station* Where am I? Now I remember. Oh shi.
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Okay, that's it! More chapters if you want 'em! Review and tell me! Also leave questions for. Yahiko or Sanosuke! Whoever gets more questions will be done first!
Thanks so much for your questions. As you can see, they made the writing go about ten times faster! Leave reviews and questions!
Serious people, don't flame me! This is not a fic to be taken seriously at all!
InuYasha- {I have no idea why
We will continue after a brief thank to those who have reviewed chapter one.
Nameless- Thank you very much. I'm glad you like it. *smiles, dances* Toby- Sugar high people are always happy! I love getting reviews from you guys! I do plan to give them some time, but once Kaoru is decent, we go on with the show! *knocks on dressing room door* Hey, are you guys done yet? Jeff Hardy Lvr 619- Hey, I love your style of sugarness! Your story was great! I do love to read reviewer's stories. *pushes Kenshin into her own closet, along with about fifty others* ALONE- Read on! Kaoru's turn. And.*hands ALONE a pizza* Enjoy! Kleptomaniac- Thanx for the suggestion. I will interview as many people as I can. I don't know everyone's personalities yet, but as you saw, I do screw with characters a little bit. Sorry, I'm not blonde, but hey, I'll try! *finds box of blonde hair dye, laughs maniacally* Tell me how I do! Yuhi- I will continue to be annoying and hyper! Ahahahaha! *runs, falls down flight of stairs* I'm okay.*groans* Goddess Shinko- Thanks so much, I hope you got my Email. Mina-chan- See E-mail. I'm glad you liked it! *bows* Akayia- Um. Okay! Works for me! La Belle Dame Sans Merci- I will take your advice on the sugar! Sugar is good! Good! Good! X-SANO-X- I'll be sure to use your question when I interview Sano, but Uh. I'd like to know where you got that question.
Also thanks to these kind reviewers who helped with questions for Kaoru: Yuhi La Belle Dame Sans Merci May-chan Kairi321 You will be credited with your questions.
ON WITH THE SHOW! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kitty- *walks in, is now blonde* Hello, and thank you for joining us!
Audience- *cheer and applaud*
Kenshin- *standing behind Kitty* Bye everybody! *leaves*
Kitty- and look who else is here: ME!
Audience- *silent*
Kitty- *scoffs* Thanks guys.I'd like you to meet my little sister Fluffy Hatsukoi ((puppy love)) she will be acting as our stand-in cameraperson, since our old guy is now missing some limbs *chuckles nervously*.
Jurromaru- *licks fingers, growls*
Fluffy- *waves, steals Kitty's sugar, bounces around the room* Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! SUGAH!!
Kitty- DIE!!! *beats Fluffy over the head with Toraneko katana, regains sugary stuff*
Fluffy- *groans, faints*
Kitty- Anyway, today we have the lovely Kamiya Kaoru!
Audience- *cheers*
Rowdy guy in audience- yeah, baby! She's so hot!
Kenshin- *stabs guy*
Kitty- EEEWWW! *whines* KENSHIN! *hits button* *guy's chair flips, dumps him off under the seats* We lose more audience members that way. Kaoru! Come on down, you're the next contestant on Kitty- Ruroni Kenshin!
*lights search audience, land on Kaoru eating popcorn*
Kaoru- *walks up to chairs on stage, sits down* Hello.
Kitty- Omeasan Kaoru-chan! Dochirahe?
Kaoru- Komaka. Dochirahe, Kitty-chan.
Kitty- Odorokubeki, domo Beigo, Kaoru.
(((WARNING: do not speak to some Japanese person like this! I know nothing but words in Japanese, no grammar! I think verbs even come at the end of the sentence! Thanx to Goddess Shinko who may be helping me translate this to actual Japanese)))
Kaoru- Oh, right!
Kitty- Well, now that we've survived the chaos of the show's opening, we will begin our inquiry. Kaoru: first question is from Yuhi! Yuhi asks: "how long did it take for you to grow your hair that long?"
Kaoru- He He He. *pulls out hair extensions, her hair is shoulder length*
Kitty- right. that's a little weird. Our next question comes from La Belle Dame Sans Merci. "Do Kaoru and Kenshin." Oh God! This is a PG fic! Yikes!
Kaoru- huh?
Kitty- We're going to take this opportunity to go to a commercial break!
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Shishio- Oww. Does your body hurt due to the fact that your newly reformed government has tried to assassinate you? I thought so. Are you burnt so badly that you cannot sweat? I had the same problem until I discovered Burnie band-aides from band-aide brand .
Fluffy- If you're like Shishio, use Burnie band-aides from band-aide brand . Burnies contain a special ingredient that helps to heal burn damage. (Band-aide brand is not responsible for any deaths caused by over heating of band-aides and bursting into flames, causing death or serious injury. Burnies do contain highly-flammable motor oil)
Shishio- *bursts into flames, again* AGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH! HELP! *dies*
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Kitty- We're back *cringes at commercial* That was created almost in entirety by Fluffy! Don't flame me for it!
Kaoru- *snores, is actually asleep*
Kitty- Hey! Hey! Hey!
Kaoru- huh? *drooling* Oh, I'm sorry.
Kitty- Oh, Kami, help me. Well, I guess we go back to questions now. May- chan asks: "Why on EARTH are you the only one who gets to wear different dresses while the others just have the same clothes?" and "How did Kenshin know you have a weird reaction to alcohol?"
Kaoru- Well, if those FREELOADERS would stop ruining all my best kimonos, I wouldn't have to get NEW ONES! *breathing heavily*
Kitty- *hiding in chair* Whoa, we hit a sensitive spot! Anyway, what about the second question?
++++++ flashback ++++++
* Kenshin's first night at the dojo. He is holding a crystal ball in front of Kaoru* Hmm. interesting. I see. alcohol. and you naked on the roof of the Akebeko. *Kaoru blushes furiously* ++++++end flashback ++++++
Kitty- That was weird.
Kaoru- Yeah, I don't like to remember that.
Kitty- I just got a really nasty picture *sweat drop *. NEXT QUESTION!!!! It's from Kairi321 who asks: " Does Kaoru like Sano you like love or crush?" I'm going to translate this just in case, Kairi. You asked if Kaoru likes Sano? Okay.
Sano- tell 'em baby! We're madly in love, aren't we Kaoru? AGGHH! THE CAMERA! MY SOUL! *runs away screaming*
Kitty- Someone take him home, please! Our next question is from Yuhi who asks: "What would you do if 5 million men wanted your hand in marriage?" and this question for Kenshin: "What would you do if Kaoru had 5 million men wanting her hand in marriage?"
Kaoru- Wow. five million men wanting my hand in marriage? *sighs dreamily*
Kenshin- Kaoru. *annoyed*
Kaoru- Of course I would never leave Kenshin, but five million men.
Kitty- *stifled laughter at the look of annoyance on Kenshins face* Well, that's all the time we have for today, we can't afford any more! *hysterical laughter*
*credits rolling*
Sano- *wakes up in police station* Where am I? Now I remember. Oh shi.
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Okay, that's it! More chapters if you want 'em! Review and tell me! Also leave questions for. Yahiko or Sanosuke! Whoever gets more questions will be done first!
Thanks so much for your questions. As you can see, they made the writing go about ten times faster! Leave reviews and questions!
Serious people, don't flame me! This is not a fic to be taken seriously at all!