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Touya: It is five o'clock! Well you'll be listening to happy hour with double O Hiei and I'm off for the night, have a good evening!
~Radio Commercial~
*The noise of a door opening*
Doctor: I have good news and well I have good news.
Tuguro: What is it Doctor?
Doctor: I just saved a shinny nickel by switching to Jagan auto insurance!!
Tuguro: And the other news.
Doctor: You have a hemorrhoid... but nothing that a million dollar procedure can't fix... Bend over!
~End of Commercial~
Announcement: Hit your neighbor and slap your butt, you've reached a parallel radio station! (Girl's voice)Oh my god, what a abomination! (Clip from song)Just push me and then just touch me, so I may get my sa- sa- satisfaction! (Yami Yugi's voice) All for your musical and physical pleasure, your listening to The Yu at ninety nine point nine!
Hiei: *Wild Wind plays softly in the background* I'm double O Hiei. Hn! We'll start with a song.
*Wild Wind plays on air*
*Wild Wind ends*
Genkai: Well, what a way to start the hour. I love that song. Don't forget you dolts, at the end of the hour we'll be playing the five most requested songs of the day, so call in and win a prize!
Hiei: And that prize exactly is?
Genkai: Well let me see. *long pause*
Hiei: ....
Genkai: Yes, a fake college degree!
Hiei: Sounds... let's see called number 9 right now.
Genkai: Stupid, that isn't till later!
Hiei: ....
Genkai: I've noticed, for the years I've worked with you, you don't talk much do you?
Hiei: ....
Genkai: A man with few words, I like that.
Hiei: Here is another song.
*Daydream Generation starts*
*Daydream Generation ends*
Genkai: Interesting.... Lets check with Boton with traffic. How is it out there on the streets Boton?
Boton: Well highway sixty-six is closed due to a pile up and WHOA you had to be there! It was exciting, I was even able to pop popcorn with the first couple of cars that crashed causing a fire and the rest of the pile up. Over seventy cars, trucks and larger vehicles have been involved. Oh look my popcorn has blood on it, yuck! Well if your not involved in this incredible event, you might want to find another way home.
Genkai: Well..... Lets take a moment of silence for those who possibly died in this wreck.
Boton: OH MY STARY EYE SURPRISE! The MAYHEM, I'll need more popcorn! A man just got out of a burning car and is completely on fire. There seems to be no paramedics on the scene of even firefighters, he is screaming in ignorance... ROLL fired man ROLL!
Hiei: "A normal human would have succumbed to its power by now, but I see the geniuses in the Spirit World found a nice pick."
Genkai: What in my spirit orb are you talking about?
Hiei: Oh just one of my favorite quotes from my favorite show.
Genkai: Let's em... listen to another great song.
*Homework ga Owaranai starts*
*Homework ga Owaranai ends*
Genkai: I think I'm having a bowel movement... this old age thing is creeping up to me fastly!
Hiei: A caller... What does that say? OH! That's his name... Jin your on the air!
Jin: *crying on the phone*
Hiei: Hey ass, what is your problem?
Jin: Well I need your advice Hiei... I don't know who else to talk to...
Hiei: *yells* It's Double O Hiei!
Jin: *crying hysterically*
Hiei: *freaked* Fine, just stop that crying or I'll hunt your down like a demon you are!
Jin: Well I, well it's quite embarrassing...
Hiei: Shove your pride up your ass fool and TALK are you requesting a song?
Jin: Well I have this problem with my boyfriend. You see every time we have sex... and I wake up I find him gone. Do you think he thinks I'm not attractive, or am I bad in the sack? How can I keep him from leaving?
Hiei: *disgusted voice* You called for love advice?
Jin: Well, I just thought that you'd be able to help me with my problem. You've got to help me god damn it!
Hiei: I don't think so, let's listen to a song!
*Dark Side Stories starts*
*Dark Side Stories ends*
Hiei: What another called!?!? Fine... Hello you're talking to...
Jin: PLEASE for weeks I haven't had a sex life!
Hiei: Get plastic surgery and chain your boyfriend to the bed.
Jin: I LOVE IT! Thanks Hiei!
Hiei: It's double O Hiei! We'll play thirty minutes of non-stop music after this commercial break.
~Radio Commercial~
Man: Having trouble sleeping?
Woman: You have no idea!!
Man: Are you prepared to try the best medicine on the black market for your sleeping problems?
Woman: Whatever can make me sleep yes.
Man: All right, here, drink this.
Woman: What is it?
Man: CyiMilk
Woman: Is it safe.
Man: Government proven and patented.
Woman: I'll drink it I trust the government! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Choking noises*
Man: Look, she likes it! That's 100% CyiMilk for you. Regular cow's milk laced with cyanide helps you go to sleep at night, forever guaranteed or your money back. In the dairy section of Wal-mart!
~End of Radio Commercial~
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diamonddustx: Hehehehe, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Please Review! Wanna ask a love related question to Hiei? Send them in your review and Hiei will answer them in his best possible way he can. Please state who you want asking the question too please! Don't worry Kurama will show up later in the fanfiction, BWAHAHAHAHAHA... Please review
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Touya: It is five o'clock! Well you'll be listening to happy hour with double O Hiei and I'm off for the night, have a good evening!
~Radio Commercial~
*The noise of a door opening*
Doctor: I have good news and well I have good news.
Tuguro: What is it Doctor?
Doctor: I just saved a shinny nickel by switching to Jagan auto insurance!!
Tuguro: And the other news.
Doctor: You have a hemorrhoid... but nothing that a million dollar procedure can't fix... Bend over!
~End of Commercial~
Announcement: Hit your neighbor and slap your butt, you've reached a parallel radio station! (Girl's voice)Oh my god, what a abomination! (Clip from song)Just push me and then just touch me, so I may get my sa- sa- satisfaction! (Yami Yugi's voice) All for your musical and physical pleasure, your listening to The Yu at ninety nine point nine!
Hiei: *Wild Wind plays softly in the background* I'm double O Hiei. Hn! We'll start with a song.
*Wild Wind plays on air*
*Wild Wind ends*
Genkai: Well, what a way to start the hour. I love that song. Don't forget you dolts, at the end of the hour we'll be playing the five most requested songs of the day, so call in and win a prize!
Hiei: And that prize exactly is?
Genkai: Well let me see. *long pause*
Hiei: ....
Genkai: Yes, a fake college degree!
Hiei: Sounds... let's see called number 9 right now.
Genkai: Stupid, that isn't till later!
Hiei: ....
Genkai: I've noticed, for the years I've worked with you, you don't talk much do you?
Hiei: ....
Genkai: A man with few words, I like that.
Hiei: Here is another song.
*Daydream Generation starts*
*Daydream Generation ends*
Genkai: Interesting.... Lets check with Boton with traffic. How is it out there on the streets Boton?
Boton: Well highway sixty-six is closed due to a pile up and WHOA you had to be there! It was exciting, I was even able to pop popcorn with the first couple of cars that crashed causing a fire and the rest of the pile up. Over seventy cars, trucks and larger vehicles have been involved. Oh look my popcorn has blood on it, yuck! Well if your not involved in this incredible event, you might want to find another way home.
Genkai: Well..... Lets take a moment of silence for those who possibly died in this wreck.
Boton: OH MY STARY EYE SURPRISE! The MAYHEM, I'll need more popcorn! A man just got out of a burning car and is completely on fire. There seems to be no paramedics on the scene of even firefighters, he is screaming in ignorance... ROLL fired man ROLL!
Hiei: "A normal human would have succumbed to its power by now, but I see the geniuses in the Spirit World found a nice pick."
Genkai: What in my spirit orb are you talking about?
Hiei: Oh just one of my favorite quotes from my favorite show.
Genkai: Let's em... listen to another great song.
*Homework ga Owaranai starts*
*Homework ga Owaranai ends*
Genkai: I think I'm having a bowel movement... this old age thing is creeping up to me fastly!
Hiei: A caller... What does that say? OH! That's his name... Jin your on the air!
Jin: *crying on the phone*
Hiei: Hey ass, what is your problem?
Jin: Well I need your advice Hiei... I don't know who else to talk to...
Hiei: *yells* It's Double O Hiei!
Jin: *crying hysterically*
Hiei: *freaked* Fine, just stop that crying or I'll hunt your down like a demon you are!
Jin: Well I, well it's quite embarrassing...
Hiei: Shove your pride up your ass fool and TALK are you requesting a song?
Jin: Well I have this problem with my boyfriend. You see every time we have sex... and I wake up I find him gone. Do you think he thinks I'm not attractive, or am I bad in the sack? How can I keep him from leaving?
Hiei: *disgusted voice* You called for love advice?
Jin: Well, I just thought that you'd be able to help me with my problem. You've got to help me god damn it!
Hiei: I don't think so, let's listen to a song!
*Dark Side Stories starts*
*Dark Side Stories ends*
Hiei: What another called!?!? Fine... Hello you're talking to...
Jin: PLEASE for weeks I haven't had a sex life!
Hiei: Get plastic surgery and chain your boyfriend to the bed.
Jin: I LOVE IT! Thanks Hiei!
Hiei: It's double O Hiei! We'll play thirty minutes of non-stop music after this commercial break.
~Radio Commercial~
Man: Having trouble sleeping?
Woman: You have no idea!!
Man: Are you prepared to try the best medicine on the black market for your sleeping problems?
Woman: Whatever can make me sleep yes.
Man: All right, here, drink this.
Woman: What is it?
Man: CyiMilk
Woman: Is it safe.
Man: Government proven and patented.
Woman: I'll drink it I trust the government! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Choking noises*
Man: Look, she likes it! That's 100% CyiMilk for you. Regular cow's milk laced with cyanide helps you go to sleep at night, forever guaranteed or your money back. In the dairy section of Wal-mart!
~End of Radio Commercial~
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diamonddustx: Hehehehe, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Please Review! Wanna ask a love related question to Hiei? Send them in your review and Hiei will answer them in his best possible way he can. Please state who you want asking the question too please! Don't worry Kurama will show up later in the fanfiction, BWAHAHAHAHAHA... Please review