Domo Minna! Arigatou for reading! I got lots of reviews. Weird, I didn't
get any for my other fic... maybe that's a hint. Oh, BTW, my computer is
seriously malfunctioning! Yay! The last chapter was way screwed for anyone
who noticed, and it may take a little while to fix. So, thank you so much
for all your reviews! Only 1 flame! Over 20 reviews so far. So, I decided
to do Sanosuke first because I got really good questions for him. By the
way, if anyone couldn't tell, our guest today was drunk in our last
interview. Hopefully he's sobered up.
Please note: If there is a period (.) in the middle of a sentence, it was most likely typed in as etc. (dot. Dot. Dot.) K? Also, my computer doesn't embolden or italicize anything. 'thinking' "question quoting" I'm really sorry. I'll try to fix it soon!
Please review; I need your questions for Yahiko (or anybody else really)! He's next if I can get enough questions. Gomen to people who requested characters from the Kyoto arch. I don't know them well enough yet to interview them. I can only keep up with what Cartoon Network plays. Gomen! I can't get too much information from what is posted on websites. Does anyone have any suggestions for where I can find more RK stuff? Arigatou!
Disclaimer
Kitty- *running away carrying the rights to Ruroni Kenshin, trips over a log*
Cop- That's it. Give me the rights. Nice and easy now.
Kitty- NEVER!
Cops- *take rights*
Kitty- damn.
One more piece of information to stall: thank you to reviewers
X-SANO-X: Okay, I'm going to ask this, I think. That question scared me a bit. * laughs nervously*. Thanks again for your sugary solutions! Yuhi: Wow! You're very welcome. HUGE thanks for reviewing all of my chapters! I would love more questions! I had fun messing around with the one you gave me last time! * holds Kaoru's extensions* Vixie: Hey! How is you, Vixie? Thanks a bunch for reviewing. I'll update Kenshin's chapter for you. How does that sound? I like your questions. They sound like fun! I love to hear how much people love sugar-high fics! Stick around for more to come! Akayia: Liked your question. I'll have to kill Megumi after her interview. * unsheathes Toraneko katana* but maybe not. Yami-Akasha: The second I nail down all of Soujiro's character traits, I'll start on him, but first I still have to do Yahiko, Megumi, Misao, Aoshi, maybe some minor characters and villains thus far! I know a lot of people like Soujiro, but I only have access to him through Cartoon Network *grr* and I just saw him for the first time yesterday. Don't worry. I'm working on it. Cam Harvay: Ooooh. I like it. Let's see about answering it. Battosai: I'm glad you enjoyed it, that I am. Wow, thanks for taking time to review my little old fic! Love your writing! You write more, I'll write more, K? Glad my bio had the right effect! I read people's bios, but I didn't think anyone was really reading mine! (I'm insane) not really, too! Thank you! Nameless: * grins* Thanks, I can always use a bit of moral support. CrazieAnimeGrl: Thanks for the question for Sano, and Yahiko, too! I'm doing him next! Seraphim: Good to hear from you again! *Accepts sugar and chocolate* Yummy. Oh yeah, go check your Emails! I sent you 3, I think, on my other story. I don't know whether or not I'll continue it, I haven't gotten many reviews. Email me back, anyway! I'll see what I can do about your question.
Special thank you to those of you who gave me questions:
X-SANO-X
Vixie Akayia Cam Harvay CrazieAnimeGrl Seraphim
Now let's go do the show!
________________________________________________________________
Kitty- hello and welcome to Kitty! Ruroni Kenshin! We have our cameraperson, * Fluffy waves* our, uh, (to producers) what are we calling him?
Producer 1- Security guard?
Producer 2- sounds good to me.
Kitty- Fine. Our security guard.
Jurromaru- *growls, foams *
Kitty- Right, could we put him back in the cage? Anyway, today's guest will be Sanosuke Sagara {I know I did everyone else's last name, first name, like they actually do in Japan as I'm told, but Sano's just didn't sound right: Sagara Sanosuke?! Sorry, Sano} Okay! Now that that's out of the way, come on out Sano!
Sano- * peeks out from curtain, screams like little girl* EEEKKKK! My soul! {Part two of the Sano vs. cameras series}
Kitty- Come on, man!
Sano- * is examining the camera, his nose is pressed against the lens*
Fluffy- {our camera girl} Uhh. hi?
Sano- * bleep* .it talks!?! {Minna, meet super OOC Sano!}
Fluffy- * sticks head over the camera* I am the master of the camera! Mwahahahahahahaha!
Sano- * bleep* * bleep* * bleep*
Kitty- hello? This is my show, a little camera action please?
Fluffy- oh, yeah! * eats sugar*
Kitty- Anyway, let's get to questions! Akayia provided our first question. Akayia asks: Why doesn't Sano "just get with Megumi, and get it over with. You can tell they like each other." Agreed, Akayia! So Sano?
Sano- * crosses arms* Hey, I do not like that fox.
Kitty- * accusing finger* You just called her a fox; you think she's hot?
Sano- That's what we all- I mean- no, but-
Kitty- * wicked grin* {this is the 'grinch' smile}
Sano- Hey, what're you smiling at?
Kitty- Oh, nothing, nothing at all. {reminder: 'this' is thought}'You know, I hear there are only two things you can see from space, the Great Wall of China, and how much you and Megumi like each other.'
Sano- Enough of this crap on to the next question.
Kitty- Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. but we'll humor you. Our next question comes from Cam Harvay, who asks: What does Sano think "of planes and automobiles, since we already know his opinion of trains." Good question! Sanosuke.?
Sano- All technology is evil. You know what else is evil? The Meiji government! In fact, I brought a list in case.
Kitty- Nani? * warming her hands on Sanosuke's list, which is now on fire* Oh, oops! Kitty no Baka! Okay, well that segment is screwed! Nobody here really likes to talk politics, our ratings would drop anyway! Next question is from SANO-X-SANO who wants to know: "What would he do if Fan_girls caught him and locked him in a cage?" Okay, since it's not in any way dirty. yet. Sano, you have to answer it or "you know what".
Jurromaru- * growls*
Sano- * thinking* hmm. are these fan_girls pretty?
Kitty- well, I don't know. I guess.
Megumi- * fox ears* Oh, Rooster head, we need you around the dojo, though.
Sano- hmm.
* Jeopardy music plays*
Kitty- COMMERCIAL!
Megumi- Are you looking for a medical center that cares? Well, you should come to. uh.
Dr. Gensai- (off camera) It doesn't really have a name!
Megumi- What the hell do you mean it doesn't have a name.{ Minna, meet super OOC Megumi, well, except for maybe the end.}
Dr. Gensai- Well, you know that one day that I was supposed to come up with a name.?
Megumi- Oh, you didn't.
Dr. Gensai- he he he.
Megumi- * turns back to camera* I'm sorry everyone. I feel that I've failed you in coming up for the name of our hospital. I'll never face you again. I feel I must repent. * grabs dagger, is finally able to kill herself* { Sorry to Megumi fans. I'll use what I can to bring her back to life * holds up rusty needle*. You know how she's always trying to kill herself, it's like she's looking for an excuse. That sort of bugs me.} _____________________________________________________________
Kitty- Are you happy, Akayia? I'm doing special requests. Good, now back to the show.
Sano- * finishes writing on the jeopardy podium that has just appeared*
Alex Trebeck {sp?}- Your final answer Sanosuke?
Sano- * hits button*
Podium- * bing*
A.T.- * reads aloud* 'I would punch them all out and go back unless they were really hot or had.' Oh, you ran out of room.
Sano- I put it in the wager box.
Audience- * covers eyes so as not to see what the girls 'had'*
A.T.- *continues reading* . somewhere that I could gamble.' Interesting.
Audience- * sigh of relief*
Sano- nani?
Kitty- Never mind, let's go to the next question, shall we? It comes from CrazieAnimeGrl who asks- "Sanosuke, why do you always have a red bandana on your head?"
Sano- Man, I don't know. Why does Kenshin always wear pink?
Kenshin- That wasn't very nice, that it wasn't Sano.
Kitty- Um, right. Next question is from Seraphim. Seraphim asks: "Did you know your sword. looks like a butter knife?"
Sano- * cracks knuckles* Who needs a sword? *lunges at reviewer*
Kitty- *beats Sano over the head before he can hurt reviewers* I suppose that's it isn't it? Okay, see you guys later.
*credits roll*
Janitor- * 'picking up' after Megumi {who made a mess in her commercial}, cursing*
I know, I know. That one sucked. I didn't do too well with Sano, did I? I'm calling him super OOC Sano. I extend my deepest apologies to Sano fans! Please don't flame me! Give me ideas to improve this one. I'm almost positive I'll be redoing it. Also look for added questions in Kenshin's chapter from Vixie! Arigatou for reading! Make my day, review! *Hugs every reviewer so far* Either review or Email me questions, whatever! Okay, I'm outta here! * Turns around, runs into wall, falls down* Owie! Re.view. Email. *finally passes out* Author's notes are my favorite part! Bye! Review. Onegai *puppy dog eyes *? Yahiko next!
Please note: If there is a period (.) in the middle of a sentence, it was most likely typed in as etc. (dot. Dot. Dot.) K? Also, my computer doesn't embolden or italicize anything. 'thinking' "question quoting" I'm really sorry. I'll try to fix it soon!
Please review; I need your questions for Yahiko (or anybody else really)! He's next if I can get enough questions. Gomen to people who requested characters from the Kyoto arch. I don't know them well enough yet to interview them. I can only keep up with what Cartoon Network plays. Gomen! I can't get too much information from what is posted on websites. Does anyone have any suggestions for where I can find more RK stuff? Arigatou!
Disclaimer
Kitty- *running away carrying the rights to Ruroni Kenshin, trips over a log*
Cop- That's it. Give me the rights. Nice and easy now.
Kitty- NEVER!
Cops- *take rights*
Kitty- damn.
One more piece of information to stall: thank you to reviewers
X-SANO-X: Okay, I'm going to ask this, I think. That question scared me a bit. * laughs nervously*. Thanks again for your sugary solutions! Yuhi: Wow! You're very welcome. HUGE thanks for reviewing all of my chapters! I would love more questions! I had fun messing around with the one you gave me last time! * holds Kaoru's extensions* Vixie: Hey! How is you, Vixie? Thanks a bunch for reviewing. I'll update Kenshin's chapter for you. How does that sound? I like your questions. They sound like fun! I love to hear how much people love sugar-high fics! Stick around for more to come! Akayia: Liked your question. I'll have to kill Megumi after her interview. * unsheathes Toraneko katana* but maybe not. Yami-Akasha: The second I nail down all of Soujiro's character traits, I'll start on him, but first I still have to do Yahiko, Megumi, Misao, Aoshi, maybe some minor characters and villains thus far! I know a lot of people like Soujiro, but I only have access to him through Cartoon Network *grr* and I just saw him for the first time yesterday. Don't worry. I'm working on it. Cam Harvay: Ooooh. I like it. Let's see about answering it. Battosai: I'm glad you enjoyed it, that I am. Wow, thanks for taking time to review my little old fic! Love your writing! You write more, I'll write more, K? Glad my bio had the right effect! I read people's bios, but I didn't think anyone was really reading mine! (I'm insane) not really, too! Thank you! Nameless: * grins* Thanks, I can always use a bit of moral support. CrazieAnimeGrl: Thanks for the question for Sano, and Yahiko, too! I'm doing him next! Seraphim: Good to hear from you again! *Accepts sugar and chocolate* Yummy. Oh yeah, go check your Emails! I sent you 3, I think, on my other story. I don't know whether or not I'll continue it, I haven't gotten many reviews. Email me back, anyway! I'll see what I can do about your question.
Special thank you to those of you who gave me questions:
X-SANO-X
Vixie Akayia Cam Harvay CrazieAnimeGrl Seraphim
Now let's go do the show!
________________________________________________________________
Kitty- hello and welcome to Kitty! Ruroni Kenshin! We have our cameraperson, * Fluffy waves* our, uh, (to producers) what are we calling him?
Producer 1- Security guard?
Producer 2- sounds good to me.
Kitty- Fine. Our security guard.
Jurromaru- *growls, foams *
Kitty- Right, could we put him back in the cage? Anyway, today's guest will be Sanosuke Sagara {I know I did everyone else's last name, first name, like they actually do in Japan as I'm told, but Sano's just didn't sound right: Sagara Sanosuke?! Sorry, Sano} Okay! Now that that's out of the way, come on out Sano!
Sano- * peeks out from curtain, screams like little girl* EEEKKKK! My soul! {Part two of the Sano vs. cameras series}
Kitty- Come on, man!
Sano- * is examining the camera, his nose is pressed against the lens*
Fluffy- {our camera girl} Uhh. hi?
Sano- * bleep* .it talks!?! {Minna, meet super OOC Sano!}
Fluffy- * sticks head over the camera* I am the master of the camera! Mwahahahahahahaha!
Sano- * bleep* * bleep* * bleep*
Kitty- hello? This is my show, a little camera action please?
Fluffy- oh, yeah! * eats sugar*
Kitty- Anyway, let's get to questions! Akayia provided our first question. Akayia asks: Why doesn't Sano "just get with Megumi, and get it over with. You can tell they like each other." Agreed, Akayia! So Sano?
Sano- * crosses arms* Hey, I do not like that fox.
Kitty- * accusing finger* You just called her a fox; you think she's hot?
Sano- That's what we all- I mean- no, but-
Kitty- * wicked grin* {this is the 'grinch' smile}
Sano- Hey, what're you smiling at?
Kitty- Oh, nothing, nothing at all. {reminder: 'this' is thought}'You know, I hear there are only two things you can see from space, the Great Wall of China, and how much you and Megumi like each other.'
Sano- Enough of this crap on to the next question.
Kitty- Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. but we'll humor you. Our next question comes from Cam Harvay, who asks: What does Sano think "of planes and automobiles, since we already know his opinion of trains." Good question! Sanosuke.?
Sano- All technology is evil. You know what else is evil? The Meiji government! In fact, I brought a list in case.
Kitty- Nani? * warming her hands on Sanosuke's list, which is now on fire* Oh, oops! Kitty no Baka! Okay, well that segment is screwed! Nobody here really likes to talk politics, our ratings would drop anyway! Next question is from SANO-X-SANO who wants to know: "What would he do if Fan_girls caught him and locked him in a cage?" Okay, since it's not in any way dirty. yet. Sano, you have to answer it or "you know what".
Jurromaru- * growls*
Sano- * thinking* hmm. are these fan_girls pretty?
Kitty- well, I don't know. I guess.
Megumi- * fox ears* Oh, Rooster head, we need you around the dojo, though.
Sano- hmm.
* Jeopardy music plays*
Kitty- COMMERCIAL!
Megumi- Are you looking for a medical center that cares? Well, you should come to. uh.
Dr. Gensai- (off camera) It doesn't really have a name!
Megumi- What the hell do you mean it doesn't have a name.{ Minna, meet super OOC Megumi, well, except for maybe the end.}
Dr. Gensai- Well, you know that one day that I was supposed to come up with a name.?
Megumi- Oh, you didn't.
Dr. Gensai- he he he.
Megumi- * turns back to camera* I'm sorry everyone. I feel that I've failed you in coming up for the name of our hospital. I'll never face you again. I feel I must repent. * grabs dagger, is finally able to kill herself* { Sorry to Megumi fans. I'll use what I can to bring her back to life * holds up rusty needle*. You know how she's always trying to kill herself, it's like she's looking for an excuse. That sort of bugs me.} _____________________________________________________________
Kitty- Are you happy, Akayia? I'm doing special requests. Good, now back to the show.
Sano- * finishes writing on the jeopardy podium that has just appeared*
Alex Trebeck {sp?}- Your final answer Sanosuke?
Sano- * hits button*
Podium- * bing*
A.T.- * reads aloud* 'I would punch them all out and go back unless they were really hot or had.' Oh, you ran out of room.
Sano- I put it in the wager box.
Audience- * covers eyes so as not to see what the girls 'had'*
A.T.- *continues reading* . somewhere that I could gamble.' Interesting.
Audience- * sigh of relief*
Sano- nani?
Kitty- Never mind, let's go to the next question, shall we? It comes from CrazieAnimeGrl who asks- "Sanosuke, why do you always have a red bandana on your head?"
Sano- Man, I don't know. Why does Kenshin always wear pink?
Kenshin- That wasn't very nice, that it wasn't Sano.
Kitty- Um, right. Next question is from Seraphim. Seraphim asks: "Did you know your sword. looks like a butter knife?"
Sano- * cracks knuckles* Who needs a sword? *lunges at reviewer*
Kitty- *beats Sano over the head before he can hurt reviewers* I suppose that's it isn't it? Okay, see you guys later.
*credits roll*
Janitor- * 'picking up' after Megumi {who made a mess in her commercial}, cursing*
I know, I know. That one sucked. I didn't do too well with Sano, did I? I'm calling him super OOC Sano. I extend my deepest apologies to Sano fans! Please don't flame me! Give me ideas to improve this one. I'm almost positive I'll be redoing it. Also look for added questions in Kenshin's chapter from Vixie! Arigatou for reading! Make my day, review! *Hugs every reviewer so far* Either review or Email me questions, whatever! Okay, I'm outta here! * Turns around, runs into wall, falls down* Owie! Re.view. Email. *finally passes out* Author's notes are my favorite part! Bye! Review. Onegai *puppy dog eyes *? Yahiko next!