Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or the Big 5 from Yu-Gi-Oh!!!!
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This isn't a on the radio chapter if your wondering... it's all about plot!
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Hiei *thinking* Why do the producers want to talk to me... I get this stupid note saying 'meeting with producers at 5am tomorrow' so what they're going to fire me, not like that hasn't happen before. This is the first job I've kept longer than six months. I actually enjoy it a bit. *Knocks on door*
Koto: Come on in. All the producers are waiting for you, just right through that door.
Hiei: What do they want with me?
Koto: Don't look at me I just work the phone.
Big 5: Come in Hiei and sit.
Hiei: I prefer standing up.
Big 5: No sit down.
Hiei: Hn.
Big 5: Hiei, do you know what you did for this radio station?
Hiei: ...
Big 5: Guess.
Hiei: Degrade the station to where it will turn into a folk music station?
Big 5: No, actually that was Genkai, we're trying to make this station become hip-hop on the streets mega supa dope fly! That kind of station, you got that.
Hiei: And that deals...
Big 5: Well it deals with you because the ratings have spiked through the roof during yesterdays ratings.
Hiei: ....
Big 5: Do you know what we are talking about?
Hiei: Do I need to guess?
Big 5: Well you see during Happy hour, that is when the ratings soared into flying colors!
Koto: *Opens door* Sirs, Genkai is here.
Big 5: Bring her in.
Genkai: What do you need me for, I've got a show to run here.
Big 5: Well Genkai, we have to tell you something, you might want to stand by the window.
Genkai: Fine. *Stands by window*
Big 5: Your old, your fired.
Genkai: Oh well, thank god I've been having sex with Bill Clinton, at least I'll be able to gold dig some of all his money.
Big 5: We're not done Genkai.
Genkai: Oh your not, well rotate on your thumbs, I'm out of here.
Big 5: *presses a button* Sayonara bye bye!
Genkai: *Gets flung out the fifth story building* AHHHHHHHHHH! You'll pay for this!!!!!!
Big 5: *calls Koto in* Find someone to fix the window.
Koto: Another one bites the dust?
Big 5: Why yes, CALL SOMEONE!
Koto: Right on it!
Big 5: Anyways, because you are valuable to us and the rating have spiked incredibly, we want to give you your own show, every night? Think you can handle it? It'll be an hour show, at nine at night.
Hiei: ...
Big 5: Great!
Hiei: I didn't say anything.
Big 5: Because that person called asking for love advice, we want you to do a love radio talk show. The advice you gave him was refreshing, you don't get advice like that now a days. Well you do it?
Hiei: ...
Big 5: GREAT! Would you like to start tomorrow?
Hiei: I didn't agree to anything you fools!
Big 5: Very well, tomorrow you start! From now on your DJ name is Double O Hiei Love!
Hiei: I'm DOUBLE O HIEI!
Big 5: We're glad you like your name.
Hiei: I'll kill you, I don't want to do a stupid show about love. OR any fucking shows for that matter, except for happy hour, I like working that hour!
Big 5: Well you already agreed and sold your soul to us, see, look at the dotted line on the contract of the paper YOU just signed!
Hiei: *looks at contract* Hn! It's that fake college degree we were suppose to give to a winner yesterday.
Big 5: That is your contract, we're the devil, and you're now our slave.
Hiei: Even the devil can be killed.
Big 5: As long as we've known you, you still can't take a joke.
Hiei: ...
Big 5: *calls Koto back in*
Koto: Yes sirs?
Big 5: If Genkai is still alive after that horrible accident waiting to happen, please store her body in one of those virtual pods we stole from Kaiba Corp.
Koto: Yes sir, right away. *Leaves*
Big 5: So what do you say, want the position, there is bigger benefits and salary!
Hiei: NO!
Big 5: All right, good! Tomorrow you are now Hiei Love!
Hiei: I thought I was going to be...
Big 5: Too long of a name, now go away, we have more important matters to attend to now like getting that Yugi's body!
Hiei: Bunch of assholes! *Walks away*
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diamonddustx: Well I hope you liked that chapter, chapter 3 I will start with Hiei giving love advice to your love questions! Please review and don't forget to ask Hiei Love your love related questions to get the best advice in town!
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This isn't a on the radio chapter if your wondering... it's all about plot!
~^~^~^~^~^~^~
Hiei *thinking* Why do the producers want to talk to me... I get this stupid note saying 'meeting with producers at 5am tomorrow' so what they're going to fire me, not like that hasn't happen before. This is the first job I've kept longer than six months. I actually enjoy it a bit. *Knocks on door*
Koto: Come on in. All the producers are waiting for you, just right through that door.
Hiei: What do they want with me?
Koto: Don't look at me I just work the phone.
Big 5: Come in Hiei and sit.
Hiei: I prefer standing up.
Big 5: No sit down.
Hiei: Hn.
Big 5: Hiei, do you know what you did for this radio station?
Hiei: ...
Big 5: Guess.
Hiei: Degrade the station to where it will turn into a folk music station?
Big 5: No, actually that was Genkai, we're trying to make this station become hip-hop on the streets mega supa dope fly! That kind of station, you got that.
Hiei: And that deals...
Big 5: Well it deals with you because the ratings have spiked through the roof during yesterdays ratings.
Hiei: ....
Big 5: Do you know what we are talking about?
Hiei: Do I need to guess?
Big 5: Well you see during Happy hour, that is when the ratings soared into flying colors!
Koto: *Opens door* Sirs, Genkai is here.
Big 5: Bring her in.
Genkai: What do you need me for, I've got a show to run here.
Big 5: Well Genkai, we have to tell you something, you might want to stand by the window.
Genkai: Fine. *Stands by window*
Big 5: Your old, your fired.
Genkai: Oh well, thank god I've been having sex with Bill Clinton, at least I'll be able to gold dig some of all his money.
Big 5: We're not done Genkai.
Genkai: Oh your not, well rotate on your thumbs, I'm out of here.
Big 5: *presses a button* Sayonara bye bye!
Genkai: *Gets flung out the fifth story building* AHHHHHHHHHH! You'll pay for this!!!!!!
Big 5: *calls Koto in* Find someone to fix the window.
Koto: Another one bites the dust?
Big 5: Why yes, CALL SOMEONE!
Koto: Right on it!
Big 5: Anyways, because you are valuable to us and the rating have spiked incredibly, we want to give you your own show, every night? Think you can handle it? It'll be an hour show, at nine at night.
Hiei: ...
Big 5: Great!
Hiei: I didn't say anything.
Big 5: Because that person called asking for love advice, we want you to do a love radio talk show. The advice you gave him was refreshing, you don't get advice like that now a days. Well you do it?
Hiei: ...
Big 5: GREAT! Would you like to start tomorrow?
Hiei: I didn't agree to anything you fools!
Big 5: Very well, tomorrow you start! From now on your DJ name is Double O Hiei Love!
Hiei: I'm DOUBLE O HIEI!
Big 5: We're glad you like your name.
Hiei: I'll kill you, I don't want to do a stupid show about love. OR any fucking shows for that matter, except for happy hour, I like working that hour!
Big 5: Well you already agreed and sold your soul to us, see, look at the dotted line on the contract of the paper YOU just signed!
Hiei: *looks at contract* Hn! It's that fake college degree we were suppose to give to a winner yesterday.
Big 5: That is your contract, we're the devil, and you're now our slave.
Hiei: Even the devil can be killed.
Big 5: As long as we've known you, you still can't take a joke.
Hiei: ...
Big 5: *calls Koto back in*
Koto: Yes sirs?
Big 5: If Genkai is still alive after that horrible accident waiting to happen, please store her body in one of those virtual pods we stole from Kaiba Corp.
Koto: Yes sir, right away. *Leaves*
Big 5: So what do you say, want the position, there is bigger benefits and salary!
Hiei: NO!
Big 5: All right, good! Tomorrow you are now Hiei Love!
Hiei: I thought I was going to be...
Big 5: Too long of a name, now go away, we have more important matters to attend to now like getting that Yugi's body!
Hiei: Bunch of assholes! *Walks away*
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diamonddustx: Well I hope you liked that chapter, chapter 3 I will start with Hiei giving love advice to your love questions! Please review and don't forget to ask Hiei Love your love related questions to get the best advice in town!