Whew! Finally got the time to do Yahiko's chapter! I gots lots of reviews!
You make me so happy! Stuff turned out crappy in the last chapter. Sorry
for that. I'll try to make my thank yous legible. I don't have much to
write here this time.
Oh yeah, the 'T' on my laptop's keyboard is broken. I apologize for any spelling errors because of it.
I am on two favorites lists! Oh my gosh! Yay! Yay! Yay! Hugs for Seraphim and JffHrvyLvr3! Hugs for reviewers! Hugs for me!
X-SANO-X- He he. Cooked and ate him? That's interesting. You're funny. I don't think I've seen his sword. Sorry. Hey, feel free to him! He's up for grabs now that I've taken care of Megumi. *laughs evilly*
Yuri (Yuhi)- Thanks for the questions! I am SOO grateful for your continuing reviews! Makes me feel like my story is good enough to come back to! Aww. I'm in the 'category of authors who do not update' already? I'd better hurry! I'll update your questions into Sano's chapter. *Types until her fingers fall off* anything for you!
CrazieAnimeGrl- Here's your question for Yahiko!
Quist- I'll update the last chapter! I completely missed your question! I'm so sorry!
Fluffs- Hey! You gave me a question. Am I obligated to thank you? You're my little sister. How about I don't kill you today and we call it even? Get working on Twisted Monopoly before I finish it myself! *hits Fluffy upside- the-head with Toraneko Katana*
Jovian Angel- I loved 'Say Cheese'! It was great! Update soon, kay? I could have fun with your questions for the characters! Yahiko's will be answered here. 'The clash'? That's great! Ha ha ha ha ha. Hiko's question will be answered in a later chapter; I may put him in with the minor characters if I don't get enough questions to do his chappie by himself. Aoshi may be in the minor characters or minor villains or with Misao! That could be fun. Yumi and Saitou and possibly Megumi the deceased will be in minor characters. Wow, I could do a chapter with your questions alone! I don't mind ranting, I love it when people give me stuff to respond to, and thank yous are one of my favorite parts of the story. The E-mail address you gave me was very creative, too. My Email is MentallyUnstableKitty@TheInstituteForSwordHappyKittiesWithoutLivesOutsideInu yasha.com
Thanks to people who gave me questions-
X-SANO-X
Yuri (Yuhi)
CrazieAnimeGrl
Fluffy Hatsukoi
Jovian Angel
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Disclaimer- I own no characters of Ruroni Kenshin. If I did. you would all be drowning in fluff!
Kitty- what's up guys?
Audience- *still grumbling about OOC-ness in previous chapter *
Kitty- *cries * I'm so sorry! *Kitty-cat eyes*
Audience- AaaaWWWW!
Kitty- I'll do better. *sniff * Let's try with Yahiko. Come up on stage. Yahiko? Yahiko? Where is that kid?
Yahiko- * yelling* I'm NOT a kid!
Kitty- * gets up from her giant fluffy host's chair to find Yahiko*
Audience- huh?
Kitty- *walking down backstage * hmm.
Voice- harder! 498. 499. 500!
Kitty- There you are! Kaoru, we need Yahiko! Now!
Yahiko- *arms fall off *
Kitty- um, ew. Darn it! I knew that was going to happen one of these times! Can we get a doctor?
Producer- No. You killed her.
Kitty- Kuso! I had this nasty feeling that was going to come back to haunt me. Quick commercial break! We'll be back!
Saitou- Want a great cigarette? Well, Tokyo Smokie-os are the best around. *Breaths in cigarette, chokes* Oh God! I can't breath! Help! *cough cough cough, eyes bulge*
Kenshin- Don't want this happening to you? Smoking is bad, that it is. This has been a public service announcement, paid for by. (To cue-card guy) Hurry up! . Oh yeah, Tokyo's anti-smoking league and the surgeon general.
Surgeon General- *savagely beats Saitou, who is still choking, until he gives up his cigarette for a patch*
Kitty- *pats Saitou on the head* Who's a good boy? Saitou's a good boy!
Saitou- *pants like dog* Wait! Why the hell am I doing this? *Walks away*
Kitty- I'm Baack! Whew, that commercial was exhausting! Saitou went on a mad cigarette rampage. After which, the SG caught him and uh. well. we had to postpone Saitou's chapter. Okay Yahiko, our old friend X-SANO-X kicks things off with the first question! The question is: "What would.[Yahiko] do if Kenshin and Sano cooked and ate him?"
Yahiko- Uh.
Sano and Kenshin- Hmmm..
Sano- I wonder.
Yahiko- Hey!
Kitty- Enough! Yuri is next! Yuri wants to know: "Why do you tease Kaoru?"
Yahiko- 'Cause it's fun?
Kaoru- GGGGRRRR!
Kenshin- maa maa, Kaoru-koishii.
*Kaoru and Kenshin walk off*
Kitty- Yuri also wants to know the first thing you would do if you saw someone bullying Tsubame.
Yahiko- *pulls boukuto out of nowhere* I would take 'em out!
Tsubame- Yahiko-chan, you're so brave!
Yahiko- Don't call me 'chan'!
Kitty- Okay, next question is from my itou-chan, Fluffy Hatsukoi! She asks "You been eyeing lotsa girls lately, when are you gonna find one you actually like? Itou, you typed your review in under my pen name! Well, answer the question Yahiko.
Yahiko- Oh, uh..
Tsubame- You like me, right Yahiko?
Marimo- No! He likes me!
Tsubame- He saved me from a group of thugs!
Marimo- Me, too!
*get into a huge catfight*
Kitty- *beats them both unconscious with Yahiko*
Yahiko- AAAGGHH! Oof, oof, uh. *dazed*
Kitty- Oops. Sorry Yahiko-chan.
Yahiko- *disoriented* Don't call me Yahiko-cheese.
Kitty- Next question! Jovian Angel asks: "Why does he have such bad fashion sense? Green with YELLOW?! That's just so not right..."
Yahiko- Hey! I like these! *points at clothes*
Kitty- That makes one of us. Our next question comes frm CrazieAnimeGrl, who asks: Yahiko, why don't you consider dying your hair red if you look up to Kenshin so much?
Yahiko- Good point! *dyes his hair red*
Kitty- Hey, this is getting repetitive. *braiding newly dyed blonde hair* Well, that's all folks! I'm off to find Saitou!
*credits roll*
*Marimo and Tsubame beat each other sensless as Saitou trys to get away from SG. *
Wasn't that fun? Ask questions for minor and filler characters! These include: Megumi, Tsubame, Marimo, Ayame, Suzume, Dr. Genzai, that sumo wrestler, Hiko, or anyone else you can think of! I'll also stick in Kenji, Tomoe, Saitou and Misao somewhere.
The chapter after that will be villains! Aoshi, Chou, Enishi, Jin-eh, Soujiro, Shishio, Yumi, Anji, anybody!
Oh yeah, the 'T' on my laptop's keyboard is broken. I apologize for any spelling errors because of it.
I am on two favorites lists! Oh my gosh! Yay! Yay! Yay! Hugs for Seraphim and JffHrvyLvr3! Hugs for reviewers! Hugs for me!
X-SANO-X- He he. Cooked and ate him? That's interesting. You're funny. I don't think I've seen his sword. Sorry. Hey, feel free to him! He's up for grabs now that I've taken care of Megumi. *laughs evilly*
Yuri (Yuhi)- Thanks for the questions! I am SOO grateful for your continuing reviews! Makes me feel like my story is good enough to come back to! Aww. I'm in the 'category of authors who do not update' already? I'd better hurry! I'll update your questions into Sano's chapter. *Types until her fingers fall off* anything for you!
CrazieAnimeGrl- Here's your question for Yahiko!
Quist- I'll update the last chapter! I completely missed your question! I'm so sorry!
Fluffs- Hey! You gave me a question. Am I obligated to thank you? You're my little sister. How about I don't kill you today and we call it even? Get working on Twisted Monopoly before I finish it myself! *hits Fluffy upside- the-head with Toraneko Katana*
Jovian Angel- I loved 'Say Cheese'! It was great! Update soon, kay? I could have fun with your questions for the characters! Yahiko's will be answered here. 'The clash'? That's great! Ha ha ha ha ha. Hiko's question will be answered in a later chapter; I may put him in with the minor characters if I don't get enough questions to do his chappie by himself. Aoshi may be in the minor characters or minor villains or with Misao! That could be fun. Yumi and Saitou and possibly Megumi the deceased will be in minor characters. Wow, I could do a chapter with your questions alone! I don't mind ranting, I love it when people give me stuff to respond to, and thank yous are one of my favorite parts of the story. The E-mail address you gave me was very creative, too. My Email is MentallyUnstableKitty@TheInstituteForSwordHappyKittiesWithoutLivesOutsideInu yasha.com
Thanks to people who gave me questions-
X-SANO-X
Yuri (Yuhi)
CrazieAnimeGrl
Fluffy Hatsukoi
Jovian Angel
*********************************************************************
Disclaimer- I own no characters of Ruroni Kenshin. If I did. you would all be drowning in fluff!
Kitty- what's up guys?
Audience- *still grumbling about OOC-ness in previous chapter *
Kitty- *cries * I'm so sorry! *Kitty-cat eyes*
Audience- AaaaWWWW!
Kitty- I'll do better. *sniff * Let's try with Yahiko. Come up on stage. Yahiko? Yahiko? Where is that kid?
Yahiko- * yelling* I'm NOT a kid!
Kitty- * gets up from her giant fluffy host's chair to find Yahiko*
Audience- huh?
Kitty- *walking down backstage * hmm.
Voice- harder! 498. 499. 500!
Kitty- There you are! Kaoru, we need Yahiko! Now!
Yahiko- *arms fall off *
Kitty- um, ew. Darn it! I knew that was going to happen one of these times! Can we get a doctor?
Producer- No. You killed her.
Kitty- Kuso! I had this nasty feeling that was going to come back to haunt me. Quick commercial break! We'll be back!
Saitou- Want a great cigarette? Well, Tokyo Smokie-os are the best around. *Breaths in cigarette, chokes* Oh God! I can't breath! Help! *cough cough cough, eyes bulge*
Kenshin- Don't want this happening to you? Smoking is bad, that it is. This has been a public service announcement, paid for by. (To cue-card guy) Hurry up! . Oh yeah, Tokyo's anti-smoking league and the surgeon general.
Surgeon General- *savagely beats Saitou, who is still choking, until he gives up his cigarette for a patch*
Kitty- *pats Saitou on the head* Who's a good boy? Saitou's a good boy!
Saitou- *pants like dog* Wait! Why the hell am I doing this? *Walks away*
Kitty- I'm Baack! Whew, that commercial was exhausting! Saitou went on a mad cigarette rampage. After which, the SG caught him and uh. well. we had to postpone Saitou's chapter. Okay Yahiko, our old friend X-SANO-X kicks things off with the first question! The question is: "What would.[Yahiko] do if Kenshin and Sano cooked and ate him?"
Yahiko- Uh.
Sano and Kenshin- Hmmm..
Sano- I wonder.
Yahiko- Hey!
Kitty- Enough! Yuri is next! Yuri wants to know: "Why do you tease Kaoru?"
Yahiko- 'Cause it's fun?
Kaoru- GGGGRRRR!
Kenshin- maa maa, Kaoru-koishii.
*Kaoru and Kenshin walk off*
Kitty- Yuri also wants to know the first thing you would do if you saw someone bullying Tsubame.
Yahiko- *pulls boukuto out of nowhere* I would take 'em out!
Tsubame- Yahiko-chan, you're so brave!
Yahiko- Don't call me 'chan'!
Kitty- Okay, next question is from my itou-chan, Fluffy Hatsukoi! She asks "You been eyeing lotsa girls lately, when are you gonna find one you actually like? Itou, you typed your review in under my pen name! Well, answer the question Yahiko.
Yahiko- Oh, uh..
Tsubame- You like me, right Yahiko?
Marimo- No! He likes me!
Tsubame- He saved me from a group of thugs!
Marimo- Me, too!
*get into a huge catfight*
Kitty- *beats them both unconscious with Yahiko*
Yahiko- AAAGGHH! Oof, oof, uh. *dazed*
Kitty- Oops. Sorry Yahiko-chan.
Yahiko- *disoriented* Don't call me Yahiko-cheese.
Kitty- Next question! Jovian Angel asks: "Why does he have such bad fashion sense? Green with YELLOW?! That's just so not right..."
Yahiko- Hey! I like these! *points at clothes*
Kitty- That makes one of us. Our next question comes frm CrazieAnimeGrl, who asks: Yahiko, why don't you consider dying your hair red if you look up to Kenshin so much?
Yahiko- Good point! *dyes his hair red*
Kitty- Hey, this is getting repetitive. *braiding newly dyed blonde hair* Well, that's all folks! I'm off to find Saitou!
*credits roll*
*Marimo and Tsubame beat each other sensless as Saitou trys to get away from SG. *
Wasn't that fun? Ask questions for minor and filler characters! These include: Megumi, Tsubame, Marimo, Ayame, Suzume, Dr. Genzai, that sumo wrestler, Hiko, or anyone else you can think of! I'll also stick in Kenji, Tomoe, Saitou and Misao somewhere.
The chapter after that will be villains! Aoshi, Chou, Enishi, Jin-eh, Soujiro, Shishio, Yumi, Anji, anybody!