Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of the anime characters that
appear.
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(Hiei Love's love advice shouldn't be taken seriously) ^_~
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~Radio Commercial~
Advertiser: Hey boys, looking for some fun?
Yusuke: Sure!
Advertiser: All right then try out our new product BUDDLE!
Kuwabara: What's that mister advertiser?
Advertiser: BUDDLE is a new product for all those who like beer, Budweiser beer and the fresh scent of candles!
Yusuke: So it's a beer candle!
Advertiser: Aren't you smart, I guess your mother didn't drink while she was pregnant with you!
Kuwabara: I already bought a whole lot of bunch of it from the store in the ghetto, they'll sell you anything!
Advertiser: Now you get to do anything around the home and get intoxicated with out any traces in your blood, so if you get pulled over by a gay police man, you'll be able to tell the difference! Budweiser, we've changed our image!
~End of Commercial~
Announcement: (serious man's voice) Into each generation a radio show is born where (Madonna's voice) Like a virgin for the very first time, where some people get it, (Lisa Kudrow's voice) I hope you babies look like monkeys and some people are just clueless (clip from song) You can ring my bell, ring my bell and that's why you tune in to Hour of Love with Hiei Love. Sometimes you find yourself at lover's lane, sometimes you find yourself vomiting into your shoe, and this is either place! Hiei Love...he's savage, OH YEAH!
Hiei: Your listening to The Yu at ninety-nine point nine! This is the formally DJ know as Double O Hiei now know as Hiei Love. Need love advice, you've come to the wrong place! Let's play a song! This is Ayumi Hamasaki with United!
*United! starts*
*United! ends*
*Utada Hikaru's Distance starts*
*Distance ends*
Hiei: Hn. What's the girl's name? Oh who cares! Speak caller!
Caller #1: I heard this is the best place to get love help! AM I on the air?
Hiei: Speak or DIE!
Caller #1: OH MY GOD, I'M ON THE AIR! MOMMY, MOMMY!!!
Hiei: ...
Caller #1: "Hiei Love, if I fell in love with a really BAD, EVIL, CRAZY MAD guy . . . how would I get him to shut up about the millions of little u2's swimming in his brain telling him to invent the Hiei Ferby?"
Hiei: Hn. What the [beeped out word]!!!! [More bleeped out words]!!!!! I was just told I cannot [even more bleeped out words] say obscenities on the radio.
Intern: *Interrupts* Sorry folks at home!
Hiei: THIS IS MY [bleep, bleep, bleep, BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] SHOW!
Caller #1: Hello? Are you going to help me with my big problem?
Hiei: Advice point number 1= Grab a sledgehammer. Advice point number 2= Hit the [BLEEP]!!!! guy. Advice point number 3= If that doesn't work, send him to that continent Iraq!
Caller #1: THANKS!
Hiei: *dull happy voice* Oh great, look we have another caller!
Te'a: "How can you get a guy you like that doesn't have a clue you like him to like you?"
Hiei: Dump a dumpster of scolding hot tar all over his body and throw feathers on him!
*Romeo by BoA starts*
*Romeo ends*
Hiei: Today I went to the movies and saw this movie called Kill Bill Volume 1. It's a perfect movie for a first date! Lots of blood, gore, body parts getting chopped off, more blood, obscenities, fighting, blood, and did I mention blood? It all makes for a great date for an occasion whether it is your partner's birthday, your wedding anniversary or a after a loved one's funeral!
Edward: "Hiei love, if I like a guy who likes a girl who likes a guy who likes a girl who likes a guy who likes a demented christmas squirrel, then what is 56 plus cheese?"
Hiei: You get stinky cheese man! Here is a perfect love melody!
*Dark Side Stories starts*
*Dark Side Stories ends*
*Let Me Be With You by ROUND TABLE feat. Nino starts*
*Let Me Be With You ends*
Hiei: *disgusted voice* This is Hiei Love and *normal voice* your at The Yu at ninety-nine point nine.
Lee: "If you like someone, and you don't feel good enough for them, what should... you... do..."
Hiei: EVER HEAR OF THERAPY! Next caller!
Kitten: "If you're already someone's girlfriend, and another guy likes you, what should you do?"
Hiei: Listen to happy demented Japanese church music and stop watching Dawson's Croak!
Kitten: What?
Hiei: *Makes hissing noises*
*Obsession by See-Saw starts*
*Obsession ends*
~Radio Commercial~
Kid #1: Heh heh, I'll disguise myself to get a bowl of Trix! Those awesome fruity tasting cereal, I'll get them! My mouth tingles with the thought of Trix in my mouth!
Kid #2/Kid #3: (English accents) Hey look a hungry homeless kid!
Kid #1: Please, hungry must eat!
Kid #2: Here you go, have a bowl of Trix! The box even has the nutritional facts!
Kid #3: Isn't it just yummy?
Kid #1: It's G-R-E-A-T!! Those colorful colors!
Kid #2/Kid #3: HEY You're not a homeless kid, you're an American!
Kid #1: NO! You've got me mixed up with that rabbit!
Kid #2/Kid #3: Silly American, Trix are for Brits!
~End of Radio Commercial~
~Radio Commercial~
Boy: BOOM BOOM!
*Theme song plays in background*
Advertiser: All Mazda (can't remember the exact car) cars are on an explosive sale! Buy a car now and pay NOTHING till April of 2004. Get them before they explode their way out of the nearest dealership near you!
Boy: BOOM BOOM!
~Radio Commercial ends~
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diamonddustx: Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Please Review. Remember, the more questions you ask, the more Hiei Love can help you (or a character of your choice) in a sick, non-helpful kid of way but still help in a strange sense!!!
~^~^~^~^~^~^~
(Hiei Love's love advice shouldn't be taken seriously) ^_~
~^~^~^~^~^~^~
~Radio Commercial~
Advertiser: Hey boys, looking for some fun?
Yusuke: Sure!
Advertiser: All right then try out our new product BUDDLE!
Kuwabara: What's that mister advertiser?
Advertiser: BUDDLE is a new product for all those who like beer, Budweiser beer and the fresh scent of candles!
Yusuke: So it's a beer candle!
Advertiser: Aren't you smart, I guess your mother didn't drink while she was pregnant with you!
Kuwabara: I already bought a whole lot of bunch of it from the store in the ghetto, they'll sell you anything!
Advertiser: Now you get to do anything around the home and get intoxicated with out any traces in your blood, so if you get pulled over by a gay police man, you'll be able to tell the difference! Budweiser, we've changed our image!
~End of Commercial~
Announcement: (serious man's voice) Into each generation a radio show is born where (Madonna's voice) Like a virgin for the very first time, where some people get it, (Lisa Kudrow's voice) I hope you babies look like monkeys and some people are just clueless (clip from song) You can ring my bell, ring my bell and that's why you tune in to Hour of Love with Hiei Love. Sometimes you find yourself at lover's lane, sometimes you find yourself vomiting into your shoe, and this is either place! Hiei Love...he's savage, OH YEAH!
Hiei: Your listening to The Yu at ninety-nine point nine! This is the formally DJ know as Double O Hiei now know as Hiei Love. Need love advice, you've come to the wrong place! Let's play a song! This is Ayumi Hamasaki with United!
*United! starts*
*United! ends*
*Utada Hikaru's Distance starts*
*Distance ends*
Hiei: Hn. What's the girl's name? Oh who cares! Speak caller!
Caller #1: I heard this is the best place to get love help! AM I on the air?
Hiei: Speak or DIE!
Caller #1: OH MY GOD, I'M ON THE AIR! MOMMY, MOMMY!!!
Hiei: ...
Caller #1: "Hiei Love, if I fell in love with a really BAD, EVIL, CRAZY MAD guy . . . how would I get him to shut up about the millions of little u2's swimming in his brain telling him to invent the Hiei Ferby?"
Hiei: Hn. What the [beeped out word]!!!! [More bleeped out words]!!!!! I was just told I cannot [even more bleeped out words] say obscenities on the radio.
Intern: *Interrupts* Sorry folks at home!
Hiei: THIS IS MY [bleep, bleep, bleep, BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] SHOW!
Caller #1: Hello? Are you going to help me with my big problem?
Hiei: Advice point number 1= Grab a sledgehammer. Advice point number 2= Hit the [BLEEP]!!!! guy. Advice point number 3= If that doesn't work, send him to that continent Iraq!
Caller #1: THANKS!
Hiei: *dull happy voice* Oh great, look we have another caller!
Te'a: "How can you get a guy you like that doesn't have a clue you like him to like you?"
Hiei: Dump a dumpster of scolding hot tar all over his body and throw feathers on him!
*Romeo by BoA starts*
*Romeo ends*
Hiei: Today I went to the movies and saw this movie called Kill Bill Volume 1. It's a perfect movie for a first date! Lots of blood, gore, body parts getting chopped off, more blood, obscenities, fighting, blood, and did I mention blood? It all makes for a great date for an occasion whether it is your partner's birthday, your wedding anniversary or a after a loved one's funeral!
Edward: "Hiei love, if I like a guy who likes a girl who likes a guy who likes a girl who likes a guy who likes a demented christmas squirrel, then what is 56 plus cheese?"
Hiei: You get stinky cheese man! Here is a perfect love melody!
*Dark Side Stories starts*
*Dark Side Stories ends*
*Let Me Be With You by ROUND TABLE feat. Nino starts*
*Let Me Be With You ends*
Hiei: *disgusted voice* This is Hiei Love and *normal voice* your at The Yu at ninety-nine point nine.
Lee: "If you like someone, and you don't feel good enough for them, what should... you... do..."
Hiei: EVER HEAR OF THERAPY! Next caller!
Kitten: "If you're already someone's girlfriend, and another guy likes you, what should you do?"
Hiei: Listen to happy demented Japanese church music and stop watching Dawson's Croak!
Kitten: What?
Hiei: *Makes hissing noises*
*Obsession by See-Saw starts*
*Obsession ends*
~Radio Commercial~
Kid #1: Heh heh, I'll disguise myself to get a bowl of Trix! Those awesome fruity tasting cereal, I'll get them! My mouth tingles with the thought of Trix in my mouth!
Kid #2/Kid #3: (English accents) Hey look a hungry homeless kid!
Kid #1: Please, hungry must eat!
Kid #2: Here you go, have a bowl of Trix! The box even has the nutritional facts!
Kid #3: Isn't it just yummy?
Kid #1: It's G-R-E-A-T!! Those colorful colors!
Kid #2/Kid #3: HEY You're not a homeless kid, you're an American!
Kid #1: NO! You've got me mixed up with that rabbit!
Kid #2/Kid #3: Silly American, Trix are for Brits!
~End of Radio Commercial~
~Radio Commercial~
Boy: BOOM BOOM!
*Theme song plays in background*
Advertiser: All Mazda (can't remember the exact car) cars are on an explosive sale! Buy a car now and pay NOTHING till April of 2004. Get them before they explode their way out of the nearest dealership near you!
Boy: BOOM BOOM!
~Radio Commercial ends~
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diamonddustx: Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Please Review. Remember, the more questions you ask, the more Hiei Love can help you (or a character of your choice) in a sick, non-helpful kid of way but still help in a strange sense!!!