Kitty! Ruroni Kenshin
Chapter 6
Yay! Here I am again! I've been on a writing roll for a while now. I'm going nonstop and trying to take advantage of it!
People who didn't see your questions in previous chapters, I'm really sorry! I'll update all my chapters once my streak is done. I check your reviews through my E-mail and apparently it malfunctioned slightly. I'll try to get everybody's questions up real soon!
I'm on 5 favorites lists! Oh, wow! I'm so excited! Thank you: Seraphim Cherry Sama Whitetail Jeff Hardy Lvr 619 WriterFormerlyKnownAs X-SANO-X
I kinda screwed up and have been spelling Rurouni wrong *beats head against wall* I feel stupid.
Thank yous-
Meow the chibi neko- I think I finally decided to do Aoshi and Misao in a chapter together. I'll put Jin-eh in with the villains. Hopefully you'll see your questions real soon! Thanks for reviewing!
Cherry Sama- Thank you so much! Wow, what a great compliment! Reviews like these keep me writing.
Kiyara- *grins* Thanks a bunch! I didn't think it was really funny reading back on it. Maybe a little bit stupid, but not funny. I love writing this 'cause nobody who reviews can be too serious about it!
Demoness- *chuckles* You really think so? I know Kenshin went off on a little rampage. but everybody is more or less in character? I was hoping somebody would tell me how I did in that department. Thank you so much! Your review meant a lot!
Dark Shadow Wolf- Well, you seem very energetic about this. COOL! I'm very glad you liked it! I think I can include all of your questions in this chapter. Y'all come back now, 'ya hear? Thanks for the review!
Akayia- I'm really glad you're having fun with this! That's all I really want. We just can't seem to be rid of Megumi, though.
Disclaimer- She claimed she owned a pair of jeans, She claimed she owned some tops. Kitty claimed she owned RK And got busted by the cops.
Kitty- Hello and welcome to our newest edition of Kitty! Rurouni Kenshin. Today, we'll be interviewing minor-you're-not-as-important-as-the-main- characters characters!
Fluffy- That was overdone.
Kitty- Shut up! One day I shall rule the world!
(Background goes dark as Kitty laughs maniacally for a few minutes)
Kitty- Mwahahahahahahaha Mwahahahahahahaha Mwahahahahahahahaha!
(Background goes back to normal)
Kitty- Okay, I think first up we'll have- The spirit of the late Takani Megumi!
Megumi- *floats out of wall* OoOoh. OoOoh.
Kitty- Cut it, Kitsune.
Megumi- Humph.
Kitty- *Growls, flattens ears [so, I can have cat ears if I want, can't I? Inu's got dog-ears.]* First question! I think I'll do- *looks through E- mail] Dark Shadow Wolf is first! Mainly cause I can't find any other E- mails having to do with Megumi that I can get to at the moment! The question is "Do you like Kenshin?" Fair question. You must answer, Megumi.
Megumi- *fox ears* Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh oh [and so on and so on]
(Kitty looks at her watch as Megumi laughs without taking a breath. Kitty is counting to herself.)
Megumi- [as continued] ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhoho hohohoho!
Kitty- Darn it! She can laugh for five minutes straight without one breath! Kaoru, you won the bet!
Kaoru- Hell, yeah!
Kenshin- Uh, Kaoru-dono?
Kitty- Nevermind. Um, can we assume that the answer is yes?
Megumi- Ohohohohohohohohohohohoho-
Kitty- SHUT UP! Dark Shadow Wolf also wants to know if you would ".like to do "things" to Kenshin."
Kenshin- ORO?!?!
Kitty- Like "torture".
Megumi- *Uppity as usual* No. In repentance for making Opium, I have decided to avoid at all costs hurting anyone anymore. *Smirks [those of you with your heads in the gutter can decide what she's smirking about.]*
Kitty- Okay, that's all the questions anyone wants to ask you. bye!
(Megumi vanishes in a puff of smoke. Sumo Dude [who will now be reffered to as S.D.] drops through the roof, into the chair next to Kitty. Unfortunately, sessha doesn't know the true name of S.D., that she does not.)
Kitty- Hey, S.D.!
S.D.- I have a name it's-
Kitty- Nobody cares! Our first and only question for you- it's from Dark Shadow Wolf again! "How come when Kaoru pinches you, you get that burst of energy? Does she turn you on?"
S.D.- My mom used to do that to get me to do something I didn't want to. *It looks like he's finished*
Kitty- *waits*
S.D.- What?
Kitty- The second question, Sumo Dude.
S.D.- Um, he he.
Kenshin- *going Battousai*
S.D.- *Wets his Sumo-diaper* NO!! *runs away* You people are insane!
(SG [surgeon general from last chapter's commercial] chucks him out the front door. He lands next to Saitou.)
Kitty- You know what time it is?
Audience- COMMERCIAL!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* From the creators of burnie band-aides -
Misao- Are you so ugly that people run away from your ugliness? Were you beaten with an ugly stick as a child?
(Pictures of ugly guys from the series flash (Shishio, Jin-eh, etc). Everyone screams and runs away.)
Misao- Than use ugly-away! *sticks what looks like a giant band-aide over all the guys in the pictures*
('After' pictures flash. They all look great.)
Misao- Aoshi-sama, Aoshi-sama, Aoshi-sama, Aoshi-sama. OH, NEVERMIND! *runs wildly after Jin-eh, who now looks like an un-gay male model [sorry. I think a lot of male models look like they're gay. Apologies to anyone who IS a male model and IS NOT gay]*
Kitty- EW! Misao!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kitty- I'm kinda out of questions for filler characters. We're going to go to Saitou. Jurromaru [Me no own, either]?
(Jurromaru is taken on his leash to find Saitou. Scooby Doo style music is heard.)
ONE HOUR LATER
Kitty- If I hear that song one more time- Someone- will- DIE!
(Jurromaru and handler come back in. Jurromaru is dragging Saitou by the arm. His handler is missing a leg.)
Kitty- Okay. Saitou, how are you?
Saitou- *is cold, wet, hungry and bloody* I'm cold, wet, hungry and bloody. Anything else?
Kitty- Awwww. We love you to, Saitou. Don't we audience?
Audience- AwWwWw. *'line to hug Saitou the bloody mess' forms in section 5*
Kitty- Onward to the questions! Jovian Angel asks why do you smoke so much, even though it causes lung cancer?
Saitou- *lights up while pondering the question*
SG- *Attacks Saitou and gives him another patch* He's in the step-down program!
Kitty- Good job, SG!
Kenshin- *pats Saitou on the back* We're very proud of you, that we are.
Saitou- *grumbles, walks away*
Kenshin- We have educated Saitou about the dangers of smoking. Don't do drugs, kids! Alchohol and smoking are also bad for you!
Kitty- I'm not paying you extra for that, Kenshin.
Kenshin- DARN!
Kitty- Gomen nasai! Next is Hiko!
(Similarly to S.D., Hiko drops through the roof.)
Kitty- RIGHT. How did that happen?
Hiko- *Sparkly smile*
Female members of audience- *swoon*
Kitty- please. Jovian Angel wants to know why you wear "a white cape in the dirty old mountains" and I want to know why it always seems to be clean.
Hiko- *cocks head, he doesn't get it*
Kitty- Uh, Hiko?
Hiko- *looks up at his name*
Translator in audience- He doesn't speak Japanese! He's twice dubbed! On the Japanese show, he's dubbed out of Wakadakadoian!
Hiko- *mutters some foreign stuff, probably in Wakadakadoian*
Translator- He says he's just there to look pretty and carry around a sword.
Kitty- *sarcastically* Great. Ask him the question!
Translator- *speaks more Wakadakadoian*
Hiko- *more Wakadakadoian stuff*
Translator- He says the costume designer picked it and he uses a lot of Tide bleach.
Kitty- Works for me! NEXT!
(Hiko rips open his shirt to reveal the Superman 'S' and flies out the window. Yumi drops through the same window moments later.)
Kitty- Two questions! One- Jovian Angel- Why do you love a jerk like Shishio? Two- Meow the chibi neko- why do you look so scary?
Yumi- [Sessha thinks she knows who Yumi is, but if she is completely out of character, you must forgive me.] Lord Shishio is not a jerk!
Kitty- *whacks Yumi with Toraneko katana* Anyone who opposes Kenshin is a jerk!
Yumi- Kenshin's overrated. *gets whacked again*
Kitty- Next question! Before I'm forced to kill you!
Yumi- And I don't look scary!
Kitty- Yes you do.
Yumi- No I don't!
Kitty- Yes you do!
Yumi- No I don't!
Kitty- Yes you do!
(This continues until the end of the show)
*credits roll*
Yumi- No I don't!
Kitty- Jurromaru!
(Yumi is eaten)
Shishio- Another one bites the dust.
(Kenshin and Shishio fight)
Hiko- Wakadaka-doo!
I really need questions! Anyone who has been done already, as well as Aoshi, Misao, villains, and more minor characters [there may be a second edition of minors!] THANK YOU! REVIEW!
Wakadakadoo, Wakadakadoian and all other aspects of Waka-ness are fake. Don't flame me for them, it just came off the top of my head.
SAVE THE PUFFINS! Sorry, I'm finished...
Yay! Here I am again! I've been on a writing roll for a while now. I'm going nonstop and trying to take advantage of it!
People who didn't see your questions in previous chapters, I'm really sorry! I'll update all my chapters once my streak is done. I check your reviews through my E-mail and apparently it malfunctioned slightly. I'll try to get everybody's questions up real soon!
I'm on 5 favorites lists! Oh, wow! I'm so excited! Thank you: Seraphim Cherry Sama Whitetail Jeff Hardy Lvr 619 WriterFormerlyKnownAs X-SANO-X
I kinda screwed up and have been spelling Rurouni wrong *beats head against wall* I feel stupid.
Thank yous-
Meow the chibi neko- I think I finally decided to do Aoshi and Misao in a chapter together. I'll put Jin-eh in with the villains. Hopefully you'll see your questions real soon! Thanks for reviewing!
Cherry Sama- Thank you so much! Wow, what a great compliment! Reviews like these keep me writing.
Kiyara- *grins* Thanks a bunch! I didn't think it was really funny reading back on it. Maybe a little bit stupid, but not funny. I love writing this 'cause nobody who reviews can be too serious about it!
Demoness- *chuckles* You really think so? I know Kenshin went off on a little rampage. but everybody is more or less in character? I was hoping somebody would tell me how I did in that department. Thank you so much! Your review meant a lot!
Dark Shadow Wolf- Well, you seem very energetic about this. COOL! I'm very glad you liked it! I think I can include all of your questions in this chapter. Y'all come back now, 'ya hear? Thanks for the review!
Akayia- I'm really glad you're having fun with this! That's all I really want. We just can't seem to be rid of Megumi, though.
Disclaimer- She claimed she owned a pair of jeans, She claimed she owned some tops. Kitty claimed she owned RK And got busted by the cops.
Kitty- Hello and welcome to our newest edition of Kitty! Rurouni Kenshin. Today, we'll be interviewing minor-you're-not-as-important-as-the-main- characters characters!
Fluffy- That was overdone.
Kitty- Shut up! One day I shall rule the world!
(Background goes dark as Kitty laughs maniacally for a few minutes)
Kitty- Mwahahahahahahaha Mwahahahahahahaha Mwahahahahahahahaha!
(Background goes back to normal)
Kitty- Okay, I think first up we'll have- The spirit of the late Takani Megumi!
Megumi- *floats out of wall* OoOoh. OoOoh.
Kitty- Cut it, Kitsune.
Megumi- Humph.
Kitty- *Growls, flattens ears [so, I can have cat ears if I want, can't I? Inu's got dog-ears.]* First question! I think I'll do- *looks through E- mail] Dark Shadow Wolf is first! Mainly cause I can't find any other E- mails having to do with Megumi that I can get to at the moment! The question is "Do you like Kenshin?" Fair question. You must answer, Megumi.
Megumi- *fox ears* Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh oh [and so on and so on]
(Kitty looks at her watch as Megumi laughs without taking a breath. Kitty is counting to herself.)
Megumi- [as continued] ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhoho hohohoho!
Kitty- Darn it! She can laugh for five minutes straight without one breath! Kaoru, you won the bet!
Kaoru- Hell, yeah!
Kenshin- Uh, Kaoru-dono?
Kitty- Nevermind. Um, can we assume that the answer is yes?
Megumi- Ohohohohohohohohohohohoho-
Kitty- SHUT UP! Dark Shadow Wolf also wants to know if you would ".like to do "things" to Kenshin."
Kenshin- ORO?!?!
Kitty- Like "torture".
Megumi- *Uppity as usual* No. In repentance for making Opium, I have decided to avoid at all costs hurting anyone anymore. *Smirks [those of you with your heads in the gutter can decide what she's smirking about.]*
Kitty- Okay, that's all the questions anyone wants to ask you. bye!
(Megumi vanishes in a puff of smoke. Sumo Dude [who will now be reffered to as S.D.] drops through the roof, into the chair next to Kitty. Unfortunately, sessha doesn't know the true name of S.D., that she does not.)
Kitty- Hey, S.D.!
S.D.- I have a name it's-
Kitty- Nobody cares! Our first and only question for you- it's from Dark Shadow Wolf again! "How come when Kaoru pinches you, you get that burst of energy? Does she turn you on?"
S.D.- My mom used to do that to get me to do something I didn't want to. *It looks like he's finished*
Kitty- *waits*
S.D.- What?
Kitty- The second question, Sumo Dude.
S.D.- Um, he he.
Kenshin- *going Battousai*
S.D.- *Wets his Sumo-diaper* NO!! *runs away* You people are insane!
(SG [surgeon general from last chapter's commercial] chucks him out the front door. He lands next to Saitou.)
Kitty- You know what time it is?
Audience- COMMERCIAL!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* From the creators of burnie band-aides -
Misao- Are you so ugly that people run away from your ugliness? Were you beaten with an ugly stick as a child?
(Pictures of ugly guys from the series flash (Shishio, Jin-eh, etc). Everyone screams and runs away.)
Misao- Than use ugly-away! *sticks what looks like a giant band-aide over all the guys in the pictures*
('After' pictures flash. They all look great.)
Misao- Aoshi-sama, Aoshi-sama, Aoshi-sama, Aoshi-sama. OH, NEVERMIND! *runs wildly after Jin-eh, who now looks like an un-gay male model [sorry. I think a lot of male models look like they're gay. Apologies to anyone who IS a male model and IS NOT gay]*
Kitty- EW! Misao!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kitty- I'm kinda out of questions for filler characters. We're going to go to Saitou. Jurromaru [Me no own, either]?
(Jurromaru is taken on his leash to find Saitou. Scooby Doo style music is heard.)
ONE HOUR LATER
Kitty- If I hear that song one more time- Someone- will- DIE!
(Jurromaru and handler come back in. Jurromaru is dragging Saitou by the arm. His handler is missing a leg.)
Kitty- Okay. Saitou, how are you?
Saitou- *is cold, wet, hungry and bloody* I'm cold, wet, hungry and bloody. Anything else?
Kitty- Awwww. We love you to, Saitou. Don't we audience?
Audience- AwWwWw. *'line to hug Saitou the bloody mess' forms in section 5*
Kitty- Onward to the questions! Jovian Angel asks why do you smoke so much, even though it causes lung cancer?
Saitou- *lights up while pondering the question*
SG- *Attacks Saitou and gives him another patch* He's in the step-down program!
Kitty- Good job, SG!
Kenshin- *pats Saitou on the back* We're very proud of you, that we are.
Saitou- *grumbles, walks away*
Kenshin- We have educated Saitou about the dangers of smoking. Don't do drugs, kids! Alchohol and smoking are also bad for you!
Kitty- I'm not paying you extra for that, Kenshin.
Kenshin- DARN!
Kitty- Gomen nasai! Next is Hiko!
(Similarly to S.D., Hiko drops through the roof.)
Kitty- RIGHT. How did that happen?
Hiko- *Sparkly smile*
Female members of audience- *swoon*
Kitty- please. Jovian Angel wants to know why you wear "a white cape in the dirty old mountains" and I want to know why it always seems to be clean.
Hiko- *cocks head, he doesn't get it*
Kitty- Uh, Hiko?
Hiko- *looks up at his name*
Translator in audience- He doesn't speak Japanese! He's twice dubbed! On the Japanese show, he's dubbed out of Wakadakadoian!
Hiko- *mutters some foreign stuff, probably in Wakadakadoian*
Translator- He says he's just there to look pretty and carry around a sword.
Kitty- *sarcastically* Great. Ask him the question!
Translator- *speaks more Wakadakadoian*
Hiko- *more Wakadakadoian stuff*
Translator- He says the costume designer picked it and he uses a lot of Tide bleach.
Kitty- Works for me! NEXT!
(Hiko rips open his shirt to reveal the Superman 'S' and flies out the window. Yumi drops through the same window moments later.)
Kitty- Two questions! One- Jovian Angel- Why do you love a jerk like Shishio? Two- Meow the chibi neko- why do you look so scary?
Yumi- [Sessha thinks she knows who Yumi is, but if she is completely out of character, you must forgive me.] Lord Shishio is not a jerk!
Kitty- *whacks Yumi with Toraneko katana* Anyone who opposes Kenshin is a jerk!
Yumi- Kenshin's overrated. *gets whacked again*
Kitty- Next question! Before I'm forced to kill you!
Yumi- And I don't look scary!
Kitty- Yes you do.
Yumi- No I don't!
Kitty- Yes you do!
Yumi- No I don't!
Kitty- Yes you do!
(This continues until the end of the show)
*credits roll*
Yumi- No I don't!
Kitty- Jurromaru!
(Yumi is eaten)
Shishio- Another one bites the dust.
(Kenshin and Shishio fight)
Hiko- Wakadaka-doo!
I really need questions! Anyone who has been done already, as well as Aoshi, Misao, villains, and more minor characters [there may be a second edition of minors!] THANK YOU! REVIEW!
Wakadakadoo, Wakadakadoian and all other aspects of Waka-ness are fake. Don't flame me for them, it just came off the top of my head.
SAVE THE PUFFINS! Sorry, I'm finished...