Kitty! Rurouni Kenshin
Chapter 6
Hey! Nothing to write... Have fun reading! And leave questions at the end, okay? Arigatou, minna!
Disclaimer- *rubs magic eight ball* Do I own Rurouni Kenshin?
8ball- No
Must be malfunctioning! Do I own Rurouni Kenshin?
8ball-No
I'm still being patient! Do I own Rurouni Kenshin?'
8ball- No
I'm getting annoyed, but I'll try again. Do I own Rurouni Kenshin?
8ball- NO
I'll keep going until this thing works! Do I own Rurouni Kenshin?
8ball- How many times do I have to tell you before you get it?!?!?! You do not own Rurouni Kenshin!!!!! BAKA!
Rats! It says that every time!
Thank yous-
Yuhi- *laughs* Glad you decided to stick with one name! I'm on summer break! I still have homework, though! It really sucks! Thanks for the questions! Just in time, too! I always appreciate your reviews!
Kittyluvshermaster- Glad you're happy! I should have gotten her a decent kimono before I killed her off... Hm, Oh well! I shall go on to kill other characters! To be honest, I cut out a lot of that scene where my uh- pet ate Yumi. It wasn't within my PG rating.
Fariygrl7-
Akayia- Yay! You've come back! I'm glad you still like it! I'm trying to update quickly, but I have my other fic that I'm really on a roll with. This got put on the back burner. Plus I was worried that it sorta stopped being funny. And I didn't get many reviews. I NEED QUESTIONS! I'll try to get stuff out faster.
Kitty- Hello, everybody!
Audience- *very hyper* Hi'ya, Kitty!
Kitty- What's up with you guys?
Random audience person- Some girl outside gave us all sugar!
Kitty- FLUFFY!!!! *takes back sugary snacks- again*
Fluffy- Aww... you're no fun!
Kitty- Hey! Neither is our next guest! Audience, our next victims- er- characters! Aoshi and Misao!
Misao- Kitty!
Aoshi- *sips tea*
Kitty- erm... So, how are you two doing?
Misao- Oh, I've been great! In fact, yesterday we went into this nice little restaurant and had the best miso soup. After that we went out shopping and I got a great new set of...
Kitty- So, you had a good time?
Aoshi- *nods, sips more tea*
Kitty- What a stiff! We have to get into questions! Aoshi, the first question is for you.
Aoshi- hmm.
Kitty- Our friend Yuhi asks "why don't u lighten up a bit, what's so wrong about doing such a simple thing?"
Aoshi- What's wrong with being serious?
(Kitty slaps him on the back and Aoshi sprays tea everywhere)
Kitty- Uh- Ooops? Yuhi also asks Misao "do you ever let your hair out that braid?"
Misao- As leader of the Oniwabash group, I-
(Kitty gives her a 'look' [A/N- I hate the way Misao starts every statement with 'As leader of the Oniwabash group' and how she talks in that uppity tone constantly.])
Misao- Yeah, I do. *pulls out of braid for effect*
Kitty- It really IS blue. Misao, how-
Misao- The hairdresser said it didn't look bad!
Kitty- Sure. Next question! Another for Aoshi. Jovian Angel asks Aoshi- "why he carries 2 swords that are the same length..."
Aoshi- *stands up, running around like crazy, slashing kodachi*CAUSE THEY'RE COOL!!
Kitty- Well, we do bring you some interesting characters. Jovian Angel also wants to know why you never smile.
(Aoshi attempts a smile. It ends up looking like a grimace. Children in the audience burst into tears and run away. As mothers run out to get their children, Aoshi is smacked with a hundred purses.)
Kitty- AOSHI! Ugh, we'll be back after this commercial break... If we can fid a new audience...
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Hiko- Ever wanted to find an awesome cape? One that reflects your true inner mad genius? Or your authority? Or your love of fluffy bunnies? Well, then, come on down to Capes-We-Are [A/N- a cheap parody on Toys'R'Us, if you didn't get it.]
Kitty- I love my new cape! It reflects my true inner self! (is wearing a black cape and her face is not visible)
Shishio- Me too! (Is wearing a pink cape with fur trim)
Soujiro- Me too! (Is wearing the same pink cape)
Saitou- Me too! (Is wearing a cloud of smoke)
Kitty- What exactly are you wearing under that, Smokey?
Saitou- Uhhhh...
Hiko- That's right, Capes-We-Are, located between the Aoyia and wherever Kaoru keeps getting those kimonos! Capes to reflect your inner-self at cheap, cheap, cheap!
Kitty- My inner-self wants to be paid for this stupid commercial!
Shishio, Soujiro and Saitou- Yeah!
(A few minutes later, Kitty, Shishio, Soujiro and Saitou are chasing Hiko down the street in angry mob formation.)
Hiko- I am but a simple pot-maker/cape salesman!
Shishio- Yeah, and I'm a mad hitokiri who wants to take over Japan, so I need to be paid!
Soujiro- That's right!
Saitou- *smoke disappearing* I gotta get out of here! Where's my cigarette?
(Surgeon General beats him into the ground and gives him a patch)
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Kitty- Okay, we're having slight debate as to Misao's role here. It's up to your vote! Shall we:
Kill Misao? Have Mountains of Aoshi/Misao fluff?
Misao- Hey, I...
Jurromaru- *growling*
Kitty: That's it!
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*credits role as Jurromaru chases Misao around the stage*
This is so random.
Hey! Nothing to write... Have fun reading! And leave questions at the end, okay? Arigatou, minna!
Disclaimer- *rubs magic eight ball* Do I own Rurouni Kenshin?
8ball- No
Must be malfunctioning! Do I own Rurouni Kenshin?
8ball-No
I'm still being patient! Do I own Rurouni Kenshin?'
8ball- No
I'm getting annoyed, but I'll try again. Do I own Rurouni Kenshin?
8ball- NO
I'll keep going until this thing works! Do I own Rurouni Kenshin?
8ball- How many times do I have to tell you before you get it?!?!?! You do not own Rurouni Kenshin!!!!! BAKA!
Rats! It says that every time!
Thank yous-
Yuhi- *laughs* Glad you decided to stick with one name! I'm on summer break! I still have homework, though! It really sucks! Thanks for the questions! Just in time, too! I always appreciate your reviews!
Kittyluvshermaster- Glad you're happy! I should have gotten her a decent kimono before I killed her off... Hm, Oh well! I shall go on to kill other characters! To be honest, I cut out a lot of that scene where my uh- pet ate Yumi. It wasn't within my PG rating.
Fariygrl7-
Akayia- Yay! You've come back! I'm glad you still like it! I'm trying to update quickly, but I have my other fic that I'm really on a roll with. This got put on the back burner. Plus I was worried that it sorta stopped being funny. And I didn't get many reviews. I NEED QUESTIONS! I'll try to get stuff out faster.
Kitty- Hello, everybody!
Audience- *very hyper* Hi'ya, Kitty!
Kitty- What's up with you guys?
Random audience person- Some girl outside gave us all sugar!
Kitty- FLUFFY!!!! *takes back sugary snacks- again*
Fluffy- Aww... you're no fun!
Kitty- Hey! Neither is our next guest! Audience, our next victims- er- characters! Aoshi and Misao!
Misao- Kitty!
Aoshi- *sips tea*
Kitty- erm... So, how are you two doing?
Misao- Oh, I've been great! In fact, yesterday we went into this nice little restaurant and had the best miso soup. After that we went out shopping and I got a great new set of...
Kitty- So, you had a good time?
Aoshi- *nods, sips more tea*
Kitty- What a stiff! We have to get into questions! Aoshi, the first question is for you.
Aoshi- hmm.
Kitty- Our friend Yuhi asks "why don't u lighten up a bit, what's so wrong about doing such a simple thing?"
Aoshi- What's wrong with being serious?
(Kitty slaps him on the back and Aoshi sprays tea everywhere)
Kitty- Uh- Ooops? Yuhi also asks Misao "do you ever let your hair out that braid?"
Misao- As leader of the Oniwabash group, I-
(Kitty gives her a 'look' [A/N- I hate the way Misao starts every statement with 'As leader of the Oniwabash group' and how she talks in that uppity tone constantly.])
Misao- Yeah, I do. *pulls out of braid for effect*
Kitty- It really IS blue. Misao, how-
Misao- The hairdresser said it didn't look bad!
Kitty- Sure. Next question! Another for Aoshi. Jovian Angel asks Aoshi- "why he carries 2 swords that are the same length..."
Aoshi- *stands up, running around like crazy, slashing kodachi*CAUSE THEY'RE COOL!!
Kitty- Well, we do bring you some interesting characters. Jovian Angel also wants to know why you never smile.
(Aoshi attempts a smile. It ends up looking like a grimace. Children in the audience burst into tears and run away. As mothers run out to get their children, Aoshi is smacked with a hundred purses.)
Kitty- AOSHI! Ugh, we'll be back after this commercial break... If we can fid a new audience...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hiko- Ever wanted to find an awesome cape? One that reflects your true inner mad genius? Or your authority? Or your love of fluffy bunnies? Well, then, come on down to Capes-We-Are [A/N- a cheap parody on Toys'R'Us, if you didn't get it.]
Kitty- I love my new cape! It reflects my true inner self! (is wearing a black cape and her face is not visible)
Shishio- Me too! (Is wearing a pink cape with fur trim)
Soujiro- Me too! (Is wearing the same pink cape)
Saitou- Me too! (Is wearing a cloud of smoke)
Kitty- What exactly are you wearing under that, Smokey?
Saitou- Uhhhh...
Hiko- That's right, Capes-We-Are, located between the Aoyia and wherever Kaoru keeps getting those kimonos! Capes to reflect your inner-self at cheap, cheap, cheap!
Kitty- My inner-self wants to be paid for this stupid commercial!
Shishio, Soujiro and Saitou- Yeah!
(A few minutes later, Kitty, Shishio, Soujiro and Saitou are chasing Hiko down the street in angry mob formation.)
Hiko- I am but a simple pot-maker/cape salesman!
Shishio- Yeah, and I'm a mad hitokiri who wants to take over Japan, so I need to be paid!
Soujiro- That's right!
Saitou- *smoke disappearing* I gotta get out of here! Where's my cigarette?
(Surgeon General beats him into the ground and gives him a patch)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kitty- Okay, we're having slight debate as to Misao's role here. It's up to your vote! Shall we:
Kill Misao? Have Mountains of Aoshi/Misao fluff?
Misao- Hey, I...
Jurromaru- *growling*
Kitty: That's it!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
*credits role as Jurromaru chases Misao around the stage*
This is so random.