Kagome is walking down the street with InuYasha.
InuYasha - So tell me again why there are bells on the doors in the future.
Kagome - Ugh, I've told you five times already InuYasha. Doorbells let people know when there is someone waiting outside of their door. It is more effective than knocking.
InuYasha - Oh. Right. Sounds annoying to me.
Naraku is listening in a tree.
Naraku - These doorbells sound evil to me. I will capture the demons controlling them and absorb them!
Naraku jumps behind Kagome and runs into her, possessing her.
Naraku/Kagome - Wow! It's kind of weird being a girl. *squeezes boobs*
InuYasha - What the hell are you doing Kagome?!
Naraku/Kagome - Oh. Uh. Um. Nothing honey.
InuYasha - Honey?! Who you calling 'honey'? Hmm?
Naraku/Kagome - Uh. Um. Where's the Bone-Eater's Well?
InuYasha - Duh! It's over there, in that clearing.
Naraku/Kagome - Thanks stupid! I will kill you when I'm done! SIT!
InuYasha falls head first into the ground.
Naraku/Kagome - Wow! That is fun! Kukukukukuku!
InuYasha - ? *confused gaze*
Naraku jumps into the Bone-Eater's Well.
~ time travel ~
Naraku jumps out of the well.
Naraku/Kagome - I'm done! That was very boring. I've had more fun slaughtering a colony of ants with my breath!
He/she walks down the street and looks around curiously. He/she finds a house and runs up to it.
Naraku/Kagome - So. What did this girl say a doorbell looked like? A rectangle with a circle in the middle, I think. Press the circle and a bell will ring. Sounds so evil! Kukukukuku.
He/she presses the circle and stands upright, ready for the demon controlling the evil doorbell to jump out.
Naraku/Kagome - Maybe I have to get out of this mortal girl's body.
Naraku jumps out of Kagome's body and hits her in the back of the head to knock her out.
Naraku - Kukuku! Here I go!
Naraku presses the button again. and again and again and again and again.
Naraku - Where's the demon? Damn it! I've been tricked!
Evil-sounding voice - Just wait! I'm coming! Sheesh!
Naraku - The demon! It is coming!
Naraku prepared his hands to absorb the demon as soon as it came into sight.
Door creaks open slowly. A REALLY old, fat lady opens the door!
Naraku - Hyah! You are mine!
Lady - Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Naraku - Kukukukukuku! I have captured the elusive Demon of the Door's Bell.
(Gotta Catch 'em all!)
Naraku suddenly begins to scream and writhe in pain.
Naraku - What the hell?
Naraku gets really wrinkled. His arms get really pudgy and his shirt and pants fly off. ( not something I wanna see *cringes*
Naraku - I hate time travel. I hate InuYasha. I hate humans. But I REALLY hate the future! It is full of more evil than I have and pranksters that can surpass me!
Naraku then explodes and Kagome wakes up.
Kagome - How did I get back in my own time? Oh well. *shrugs*
Kagome jumps back into the well and starts walking with InuYasha again.
InuYasha reaches over and squeezes her boobs.
Kagome - SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! YOU PERV!
InuYasha falls deep into the ground.
InuYasha - But you did it! I thought it would be okay if I.
Kagome - Well guess what? IT'S NOT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!
-Owari-
(owari is Japanese for 'end')
InuYasha - So tell me again why there are bells on the doors in the future.
Kagome - Ugh, I've told you five times already InuYasha. Doorbells let people know when there is someone waiting outside of their door. It is more effective than knocking.
InuYasha - Oh. Right. Sounds annoying to me.
Naraku is listening in a tree.
Naraku - These doorbells sound evil to me. I will capture the demons controlling them and absorb them!
Naraku jumps behind Kagome and runs into her, possessing her.
Naraku/Kagome - Wow! It's kind of weird being a girl. *squeezes boobs*
InuYasha - What the hell are you doing Kagome?!
Naraku/Kagome - Oh. Uh. Um. Nothing honey.
InuYasha - Honey?! Who you calling 'honey'? Hmm?
Naraku/Kagome - Uh. Um. Where's the Bone-Eater's Well?
InuYasha - Duh! It's over there, in that clearing.
Naraku/Kagome - Thanks stupid! I will kill you when I'm done! SIT!
InuYasha falls head first into the ground.
Naraku/Kagome - Wow! That is fun! Kukukukukuku!
InuYasha - ? *confused gaze*
Naraku jumps into the Bone-Eater's Well.
~ time travel ~
Naraku jumps out of the well.
Naraku/Kagome - I'm done! That was very boring. I've had more fun slaughtering a colony of ants with my breath!
He/she walks down the street and looks around curiously. He/she finds a house and runs up to it.
Naraku/Kagome - So. What did this girl say a doorbell looked like? A rectangle with a circle in the middle, I think. Press the circle and a bell will ring. Sounds so evil! Kukukukuku.
He/she presses the circle and stands upright, ready for the demon controlling the evil doorbell to jump out.
Naraku/Kagome - Maybe I have to get out of this mortal girl's body.
Naraku jumps out of Kagome's body and hits her in the back of the head to knock her out.
Naraku - Kukuku! Here I go!
Naraku presses the button again. and again and again and again and again.
Naraku - Where's the demon? Damn it! I've been tricked!
Evil-sounding voice - Just wait! I'm coming! Sheesh!
Naraku - The demon! It is coming!
Naraku prepared his hands to absorb the demon as soon as it came into sight.
Door creaks open slowly. A REALLY old, fat lady opens the door!
Naraku - Hyah! You are mine!
Lady - Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Naraku - Kukukukukuku! I have captured the elusive Demon of the Door's Bell.
(Gotta Catch 'em all!)
Naraku suddenly begins to scream and writhe in pain.
Naraku - What the hell?
Naraku gets really wrinkled. His arms get really pudgy and his shirt and pants fly off. ( not something I wanna see *cringes*
Naraku - I hate time travel. I hate InuYasha. I hate humans. But I REALLY hate the future! It is full of more evil than I have and pranksters that can surpass me!
Naraku then explodes and Kagome wakes up.
Kagome - How did I get back in my own time? Oh well. *shrugs*
Kagome jumps back into the well and starts walking with InuYasha again.
InuYasha reaches over and squeezes her boobs.
Kagome - SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! YOU PERV!
InuYasha falls deep into the ground.
InuYasha - But you did it! I thought it would be okay if I.
Kagome - Well guess what? IT'S NOT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!
-Owari-
(owari is Japanese for 'end')